Sunday, March 27, 2016

Gee I can't even begin to imagine who this was directed at. Any ideas?

A photo posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on
Remember folks in Palin-world if you kiss their ass and do what they say you get the honor of basking in their heavenly glory.

But if you stand up for yourself, or refuse to promote the Palin mythology, well then you're just a dick. 

190 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:18 AM

    Making her mother's conservative evangelical supporters proud once again, I see.
    On Easter weekend, no less. An especially nice touch.

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    1. Anonymous6:35 AM

      You should have seen the pee pond yesterday. A cesspool of words, but that's all fine and dandy because Jesus hasn't risen yet. Eyeroll.

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    2. Anonymous7:34 AM

      An eye for an eye a dick for a dick.

      Pharisees 7:11

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    3. Anonymous7:45 AM

      I thought Bristol loved dicks

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    4. Anonymous8:17 AM

      I love you, 7:34! You do owe me a new keyboard!

      and 7:45....the followup nearly made me choke to death!!!!

      It has risen!!!!

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    5. Anonymous8:31 AM

      A very Christian Happy Easter message.

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    6. Anonymous8:49 AM

      How does this go with her Sanctimonious bleating of bible verses?
      Dicks are mentioned so many times in the bible, doncha know!
      Someone should act outraged and say they are not buying her milkshake b/c of her potty mouth!
      "they'll see some shit" indeed we have seen much palin shit show!

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  2. Anonymous6:22 AM

    I just love the fact that God gives them back ten fold what they dish out, but they are so blind that they can't even see it. Truly do reap what they sow

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    1. Anonymous8:18 AM

      Oh pleeze, there is no God. Look around the world, misery, hunger, disease, while a few have billions and still want more, more and more. In my job I see so many good, honest people unemployed due to greedy corporations offshoring, others barely getting by paycheck to paycheck, yet this evil, hateful family has more money than most of us ever will, no matter how hard we work. Bristol and Track don't work and live very comfortable, pampered lives, all courtesy of their mother's stupid hateful fans.

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    2. Anonymous9:00 AM

      When I was very young, I heard Ted Koppel speak at the opening of the Holecaust museum in DC. He said what kind of a God would have watched this suffering and done nothing. After hearing that, God logically ceased to exist for me and so far has failed to prove to the contrary.

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    3. Anonymous10:24 AM

      Whether it is God's work or Karma, the Palin's deserve everything they get

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    4. Anonymous10:31 AM

      Karma is a frequent visitor at the palin homes these days. Here's a bible verse for you palins. "YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW".

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    5. Anonymous10:52 AM

      lol

      For all those atheists you sure cry 'oh my God' when shit hits the fan...

      No God?

      Are you sure?

      lol

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    6. Anonymous11:25 AM

      All what atheists?

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    7. Anonymous1:41 PM

      "Oh my god" is a figure of speech for many of us. And no, we wouldn't stop being atheists when in a foxhole--that saying is untrue, just like all the others that mock atheists.

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    8. When my mother stopped breathing in front of me, I wasn't praying to "god". I was begging the doctors to save her life.

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    9. Anonymous3:29 PM

      @ 10:52 - no, we don't. (And we laugh at those who do.)

      It is amusing (and pathetic) to see the illogic of believers in the face of some sort of misfortune. They credit any little good thing to their god, but refuse to blame him for the overarching main tragedy. E.G. after a bad fall or wreck, it's "well thank god they weren't killed," or "thank god they were found quickly, god must have been watching." Yet this magical god couldn't or wouldn't step in to prevent the accident or wreck in the first place? So much for that omniscient/omnipotent/omnibenevolent definition of god.

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  3. Anonymous6:24 AM

    Good advice... pity the Palins don't practice what they preach.

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    1. Anonymous6:30 AM

      Have they ever??

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  4. Anonymous6:24 AM

    Doesn't that just say it all. A "good" Christian girl on Easter Sunday sends out an "inspirational" message that uses a slang word for a man's penis, with no real explanation for the phrase, really.
    I just don't get it at all.

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    1. Anonymous7:24 AM

      Well, it should be noted that she posted this a couple days ago (probably GOOD FRIDAY!), not Easter Sunday.

      Still astonishingly immature and, dickish.

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    2. Anonymous7:53 AM

      Yes, was that her Good Friday greeting?

      Today the 4 generation Easter photo with Sally, Sarah, Bristol and Sailor is a big deal.

      Rise up.
      http://img11.deviantart.net/9ef3/i/2012/099/0/1/the_truth_about_easter__cottontail__s_crucifixion_by_neosoul333-d4vk8fc.jpg

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    3. Anonymous8:30 AM

      7:53
      You are going to HEEEELLLLLL for that!!
      ROFLMAO

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    4. "...with no real explanation for the phrase, really."
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      The explanation is easy. She has no doubt had it made very very clear to her by her attorney, Dakota's attorney, and the judge that she is not to disparage Sailor's father.

      Levi was a teenager with no money and worthless legal advice. His family doesn't appear to be well-off, either.

      The situation is different with Dakota and she is finding it very difficult to not be able to waah waah to the world about how poor pitiful noble single mommy has to deal with a terrible awful ex.

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    5. Anonymous9:02 AM

      The dick rose from the dead.

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    6. Anonymous10:56 AM

      Oh yeah can someone check the news? I thought I saw Sally Heath walking with a Clinton sign to show up to the Democrat voting booth? Did she pull a switcheroo?

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  5. Anonymous6:29 AM

    Sooooo Christian, that Brissy, huh? Like any of us believed that nonsense Frenchie was blogging in her "voice."

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    1. Anonymous8:35 AM

      This is an important family day for the Heaths and the Palins.

      Sally will pull out her albums and all the times she and Chuck have been putting on their Sunday best and going to church. There will be many of their children when small. Think of all the happy Easter times since they are grandparents. I can't wait to see the old pictures and the new. It means so much to Sally. With Todd not himself they will certainly want to cheer him up and share the old times.

      http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7611506.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/PAY-North-West-and-Penelope-Disick-wear-bunny-ears-as-they-take-a-picture-with-the-Easter-Bunny-at-Underwood-Family.jpg

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    2. Anonymous9:42 AM

      I remember Easter last year with the Palins.

      Todd was not bed ridden.

      He and Dakota Meyer were able to put a satellite on the roof for Bristol to watch her games while they were celebrating the end of Iron Dog.

      Now, if Todd is ever able to function, he will be hauled in a trailer along with Sailor to get to the brawl.

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    3. Anonymous1:39 PM

      I love that, 9:42, the idea of invalid Todd and baby Sailor being trucked to the brawl because the family that fights together.... do we assume that Tripp has given up the Palin family brawling tradition?

      Dakota Meyer you are a dick for having anything to do with that trashy family. You knew exactly what they are, and every bad thing that happens to you because of them (and there will be plenty) is your own stupid greedy fault. You are no better than them.

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  6. Anonymous6:30 AM

    Where are all the pictures of the multi generations of Palins, all dressed in their Easter Sunday best,attending church services on this holiest of days ?

    Crickets..........

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    1. Anonymous7:17 AM

      Bristol did her praying last night, when Joey visited her. The whole neighborhood could hear her: Oh God ! Oh God ! OH GODDDDDDD !

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    2. Anonymous7:45 AM

      Joey don't do Bristol no more. He has a new woman in his life and he is moving on leaving Bristol in the rear view mirror.

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    3. Anonymous8:36 AM

      Not Joey. Latest baby daddy she picked up in the local saloon last night.

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    4. Anonymous3:08 PM

      They are so unwelcome at church that they don't even go there for photo-ops. When Sarah got famous she used her church and the congregation for her own publicity and then shat on everyone and spent her brand new millions on posh real estate and hooker shoes. I'm surprised Sarah still spends any time in Wasilla though I imagine she's not welcome anywhere else either. hehe

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  7. Anonymous6:35 AM

    Bristles, you twit!
    You are a hopeless retarded imbecile.
    Only a Palin would use references, that are dirty , foul mouthed using a persons private anatomy.This is not a term used by good,intelligent people .

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  8. Anonymous6:36 AM

    From a 25-year-old mother of two.

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    1. Anonymous6:44 AM

      Two? More like 4 or 5. Since she has experienced more than her share, she is an expert on this particular subject, doncha know?

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    2. Olivia6:46 AM

      from a family who has cornered the market on being dicks.

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    3. Anonymous7:17 AM

      6:44
      Barstool has pooped out 6-6-6 babies.
      Uno Mono
      Tri-Gger and Ruffles
      Life is a Tripp and sorrta legit
      DWST -Tristan
      Sailor the mortification

      She breeds like the "Happy Easter" Bunny Hunny.

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    4. Anonymous7:41 AM

      I don't know if I believe six yet.

      I'm down with four of five though!

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    5. Anonymous8:31 AM

      7:17 DWST-d
      :-o funny!

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    6. Anonymous8:41 AM

      7:17 Want to see where Easter Eggs come from? a 'HAPPY EASTER' Bunny and Chicken.
      Watch this>

      https://www.facebook.com/100010558154971/videos/vb.100010558154971/214668222228448/?type=2&theater

      OH GOD!

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    7. Anonymous10:47 AM

      Birth mother of FOUR plus..

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  9. Anonymous6:39 AM

    I hope Dakota finally sees what a bitch she is & how totally without class the Palins are. As his little girl gets bigger every year, he needs to get her to Kentucky as much as possible to expose her to a loving family with decent values. Unless he is the antidote to the toxic Palin Poison, then his little girl will grow to be "like mother, like daughter ". Stay strong, Dakota.

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    1. Anonymous8:49 AM

      I think he did see what a vulgar hillbilly slut she is, back when he sent her and her brat back to Alaska. That's the reason his grandmother said the family doesn't speak her name. Lol.

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    2. Anonymous10:07 AM

      I really don't care about how many kids they have under or under what auspices. What bothers me is that they do not raise children. They do not love their children because both Sara and Bristol do not sacrifice for them. These children are no more than props for whatever they can support the palin brand.

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    3. Anonymous11:19 AM

      I question Dakota's political values. This from his fb this morning.
      Teddy Frost Just watched Dakota on Fox ... You're right The Potus is a JOKE !!
      Maybe someone can find the link since I could not.

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    4. Anonymous12:17 PM

      There's no doubt that Dakota Meyer is a conservative putz. This is strictly an "enemy of my enemy is my friend" deal.

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    5. Anonymous1:45 PM

      The Palin family brawl was only a few weeks out of the news when Dakota Meyer hooked up with Bristol Palin. He showed his class right there. Being on the receiving end of Palin shit doesn't make him a better human being, he is still the trash that found its own level.

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  10. Anonymous6:43 AM

    Good Christian on Easter.....

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  11. Janice A Soderquist6:45 AM

    She can always say she was not referring to Dakota, but we all know she did. Well, the dick is winning the war with Bristol. At least Dakota is wishing a happy Easter on his Facebook. Dakota, keep up the good work...

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    1. Anonymous7:07 AM

      Winning? He gets to see his own daughter 10% of the time... I don't call that winning.

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    2. Anonymous7:43 AM

      Just wait until Toad is back in the game. Won't be long now and they'll be back to kickin ass and taking names just like the old days!

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    3. Anonymous7:47 AM

      Considering that madonna Bristol wanted to call the shots, rake in the child support, and keep Sailor to herself, as she did with Levi, I'd say MOH is winning.

      It's not over YET in the courts. Is that why MOH is such a dick, prissy Brissy? Because he stood up for his rights, and even your"mother's" crooked finger in his face did not dissuade him?

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    4. Anonymous9:12 AM

      I suspect that Todd will not be 'back in the game' once he has healed. He has a lot to recover from and isn't going to be nearly as physically capable as he use to be!

      Plus, it's being said he was beaten up? If he was, can't help but wonder who did it. Did Sarah have someone do it? Or, did Track (and his buddies) do it? Were booze and/or drugs involved? Questions, questions. Wish a good journalist would get on the story/investigation.

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    5. Anonymous10:52 AM

      Were toad and barstool out on a beer run and left tripp to *babysit the other 2?

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    6. Anonymous2:37 PM

      either way, if todd wrecked out, or someone laid a fucking beating on him, this boy is going to be a hurting unit for a long time His days of being a cocky little prick are over. and just like his nit-wit wife's buddy drumpf, say's, "I only like people who don't wipe out" ....loser
      hahahahaaaaaaa....

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  12. Anonymous6:48 AM

    It'll be interesting if she posts any photos of Sailor and Tripp all dressed up in their Easter finery.

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    1. Anonymous7:13 AM

      When is the last time any of these people have been in church? There was a funeral a while back and I remember that Sarah ran out quickly afterwards because she didn't want to talk to anyone. Was that the same funeral where Piper was wearing flip flops?

      I still can't believe Sarah is seen as a "good Christian woman."

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    2. Anonymous7:28 AM

      Piper attended a funeral wearing flip flops? Whoa, that girl is gonna be absolute hell on wheels in a few years. I've never heard of anything so tacky!

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    3. Anonymous7:57 AM

      Yeah, wasn't that Ted Stevens' funeral? They tried to sneak out a side door which was locked. LOL

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    4. Anonymous9:06 AM

      I watched them try to exit that side door at the Steven's funeral that was locked! It cracked me up because they ended up in the mix of all of us as we departed!

      They truly are so afraid of what Alaskans will do or say to them! That is why (especially in these later years) they are never seen in Anchorage, Juneau or the area they reside which is Wasilla/Palmer!

      And, to think they brought it all on themselves!

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    5. Anonymous9:08 AM

      Piper was not at the Ted Stevens funeral - it was just Todd and Sarah. I was there and saw them.

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    6. Anonymous9:47 AM

      Pipe went to Todd's grandmother's service. Pipe would not be that disrespectful. She would dress appropriate.

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    7. abbafan11:20 AM

      Anon @ 9:47 A.M. - fat fuckin' chance! pipe is a snotty little prick who learned from her idiot mother! she needs a good, swift ass-kicking!

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    8. Anonymous11:24 AM

      Oh, that's right. It was Ted Steven's funeral where Sarah and Todd tried to duck out the side door.

      It was Wally Hickel's funeral that Sarah crashed and brought along a young Piper dressed in sloppy jeans and a t-shirt and sneakers, looking thrilled to be there.

      Irish Girl has a picture on this post if you scroll down:

      https://austinisafecker.wordpress.com/2013/12/05/sarah-palin-shit-stirrer-and-hypocrite/

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    9. Anonymous5:06 PM

      Bri$$y just did post Sailor in some frilly chiffon dress, with a black bow around her head.

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  13. Anonymous7:07 AM

    But...but...but...she loves dick.

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    1. Anonymous7:11 AM

      She'd fuck a chocolate rabbit of she could get knocked up.. Easter humor

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    2. Anonymous7:14 AM

      Then dip it in dye and hide it.

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    3. Anonymous7:39 AM

      Is she strickly dickly?

      smh

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  14. Anonymous7:11 AM

    Looks like Bristol is practicing self-reflection with that quote.

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  15. Anonymous7:14 AM

    "Don't Be a Dick"

    Is that Bristol's newest reality tv show?

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  16. Anonymous7:15 AM

    Such a Christian thing to post.

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    1. Anonymous9:49 AM

      Especially on the Good Friday, Easter Sunday weekend.

      Her PR guy must be on vacation, or else quit. We'll see it taken down once he returns.

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  17. Anonymous7:21 AM

    So is she referring to the Toad? Track? Cruz? Dick speak from the dick queen. Brissie knows her dicks.

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  18. Anonymous7:21 AM

    Show it to the judge Dakota, add it to the mountain of evidence proving what a horrible parent she is. A couple of more years and Tripp will be all over the Internet seeing all of this garbage. Way to go tundra twat!

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  19. Hedgewytch7:28 AM

    The Palin's are emotional psychotics. It's always and forever about them. It is NEVER their fault, therefore they can never truly ask for forgiveness. Its a terrible cycle for anyone caught up in this dysfunction, especially the kids. I know, I was caught up in the victim/enabler role for 16 years and it still took me 3 years to figure out WTF that was all about and to totally detach from the family that perpetuates the behavior. They will really drive you insane questioning yourself as they project everything upon you.

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    1. Anonymous8:56 AM

      Sarah, Bristol, Todd and Track are going to have a lot to answer for once their kids reach their teen years and review all the crud their parents have done, said, lied about, etc.

      I project, it will not be a good experience for them!

      Proof of their actions will all be accessible and out there FOREVER for the kids to see, once they start hearing 'things' from other kids that will surround them.

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    2. Anonymous11:17 AM

      Yes humanity is a BIG BIG world and there are others who would be pleased to 'foster' those who have dysfunctional families! I left those that did me wrong 20 years ago! Don't miss them AT ALL! If I get lonely I just call up my 'foster' family and they show up to BBQ and visit!

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  20. Anonymous7:29 AM

    I think she really hoped that Dakota would visit the baby at HER house for the whole day of Mother's Day and that maybe they could rekindle something.

    Since he didn't fall for it, he's a ****. Whatever we may think of Dakota, he seems at least to be mature and I suspect he will continue to stay out of the mud.

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    1. Anonymous8:51 AM

      Thank the lord Dakota has good attorneys advising him! The Palins have zero control over his attorneys as they did with the ones working w/Levi years ago!

      Karma is smacking the Palins down everywhere they look today.

      Alaskans especially are sick and tired of their methods of operation and delighted to see them being stopped, step by step!

      It's going to be fun seeing how the 'non existent' family handles Todd. Sarah the dutiful wife (Shit! She probably was the one that had him beaten up!) providing her loving care and therapy! I almost feel sorry for him!

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    2. Anonymous11:33 AM

      I doubt it is hard to get Track to beat up Todd. But I doubt she planned on Tripp, the bystander, to see it.

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  21. Anonymous7:33 AM

    I'm just waiting on pins and needles, with bated breath, for $arah's inspirational Easter message to her calf-worshiping masses. RME.

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    1. Anonymous9:50 AM

      Will there be a huge shiny cross? Sahra likes the symbolism.

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    2. Anonymous10:58 AM

      I think a solid gold calf. I heard they were looking for a sacrifice. Run Piper Run!

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    3. Anonymous12:47 PM

      Todd wants to be incognito this year.
      http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03600/easter-bunnies-3_3600457k.jpg

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  22. Anonymous7:41 AM

    Oh Bustle, you wax SOOO poetic. And for Easter, the highest holy day of your professed religion. HA!

    What a DICK you are.

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  23. Anonymous7:45 AM

    meanwhile, no-one even knows how Todd is doing. where is the loving update about his well-being? where is the good wishes for his recovery? Does Bristol or Sarah even care?

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    1. Anonymous8:19 AM

      I firmly believe that he finally got his @ss handed to him big time and the snow machine excuse was the cover for "he-man" Tawd. Of course they're silent!

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    2. Anon 7:45: BINGO!!!! I was just wondering the same thing.

      I'm not on Facebook or Instagram, though I check the pages of some friends. Some of them have now or have had illness or injuries in their family and, while they don't/didn't post daily updates, at least they did post regular notices about how Uncle Jake was doing after being run over by his tractor. The rest of the family seems not to give a shit about Todd.

      Does any of his family post to Facebook?

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    3. Anonymous8:34 AM

      Was there really a snow machine crash or did he get the hell beat out of him and the perps dumped him where he was found?

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    4. Anonymous8:41 AM

      Rather quiet aren't they. Like they now want that story to go away.

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    5. Anonymous8:41 AM

      Who really cares how Todd Palin is doing? I know I don't.

      Another drunken brawl is highly suspect in his landing in the hospital.

      That family is the most screwed up group in Alaska!!

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    6. Anonymous9:55 AM

      No one likes or cares about any of the Palins. People want to know about their crimes.

      I know that Todd could climb on the roof at last years snowmobiler's trip to the cabins.

      It was the year Todd and Dakota were bonding.

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    7. Anonymous10:25 AM

      Jesus might be risin' up today but Todd won't be leaving his bed for quite some time.

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    8. Anonymous10:49 AM

      One way or another Todd is a goner. Sarah may have gone to the hospital to tell his doctors to keep him on life support. She still needs his signature and more time to get some papers in order.

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    9. Anonymous5:10 PM

      To me, it is very telling that Bri$$y's worshippers are asking daily about Toad, and $he never ever answers any of them. Not even a tiny little response that he is doing well or not too well or whatever.
      Interesting.

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    10. Anonymous6:35 PM

      5:10 PM

      Right. Today is a Christian holiday. Good Christians would be with family and in church. They would have the sick head of the family on their minds and have an update on his condition.

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  24. Anonymous8:10 AM

    She fails to understand that this is about quality of life for her child. That is, not everything is about her. In her limited universe
    Quality of life to her means "getting" material objects that will impress people. Sailor should go to father for primary custody as he has a family situation that love the child. Palin's have proven the contrary. At this point, I would bet that Sailor will not graduate from high school. The Palin's have repeatedly demonstrated contempt for education.

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    1. Anonymous10:11 AM

      Sailor is sadly seen only as a way to make money.

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  25. Anonymous8:14 AM

    #flashback Easter
    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/eb/9d/38/eb9d381aa2ee751085fd3947d065995b.jpg

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    1. Anonymous5:47 PM

      Easter party for grandchildren
      http://images.ok.co.uk/1397758554_kris-jenner-north-west-mason-kardashian-easter.jpg

      Memories
      http://i.imgur.com/F0rFz8y.jpg

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  26. Anonymous8:14 AM

    Our Bristol, what Christ-like behavior.

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    1. Anonymous8:39 AM

      The bitch is nothing more than the second coming of her mother! The Palins are doomed forever!

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    2. Anonymous11:04 AM

      Low mental functioning adults have no "filter". Barstool shows this obvious characteristic with her obsession with sex. The chick has dick on the brain.

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  27. Anonymous8:15 AM

    Bristol's vocabulary is limited to 140 characters or less. What she is trying to say is:
    1. Damn it, Dakota! I said that I want to have Sailor all day on Mothers Day. I didn't think about her when I left you, but I am thinking about her now that I can sell the photos to the tabloids.
    2. Do I have to visit Dad?
    3. I mean it, Dakota. I'll take that kid to Hawaii where you can't find us.
    4. I do not want to have to message Dakota through the lawyers. They laugh at me.
    5. OK, Dakota. This is it! If you don't let me have Sailor on Mothers Day, I'll say who Sailor's father really is.
    6. Marina, do you remember the names of those guys we met in Vegas? One was in the Navy and the other was .....which one did you have?

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    1. LOL.

      Did it hurt your brain to channel Briskett so perfectly?

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    2. Anonymous11:27 AM

      @mlaiuppa If I write it down, it clears out my brain.

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    3. Anonymous2:19 PM

      Complete sentences, no misspelled words, complex sentence construction (used a comma and more than two thoughts in at least thought number one) so I'm not zactly fooled.

      But these probably are close to what she's thinking. Probably need more gratuitous criticism of her 'victimizers' and
      grievance worship tho.

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  28. Anonymous8:22 AM

    Fu_k Bristol Palin

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  29. Anonymous8:49 AM

    Don't Be A Dick
    -Bristol Palin


    Christian Bristol is warning all you Dicks out there:

    Sarah Palin Curse 6:9 -
    I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who lays between all my daughter's thighs, plant their seeds and runs will not inherit the kingdom of Sarah Palin.

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    1. Anonymous9:48 AM

      OMG. I spit coffee on this one. CLASSIC! This needs to be in a comedy skit. Bawhahaha!

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    2. Anonymous10:08 AM

      @8:49 Is there a Sarah Palin Curse for Dylan, Ben, Gino, Joey and the others who have reclined and resided between the legs of Sarah Palin's daughters but pulled out and left their seeds on her daughter's backs?

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    3. Anonymous10:12 AM

      Chunky's kingdom

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  30. Anonymous9:02 AM

    My first thought was "take your own advice.. bitch."
    In her world that only applies to others.
    What a world these people live in.
    Honestly, how low is the number of people that are actually able to be around the palins except the palins themselves?

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    1. Anonymous9:49 AM

      Well, if you'll notice, none of their pics ever include anyone outside of their family. These bitches have no friends... okay, there is the girl whose face looks like a slab of roast beef and is most likely Brisdull's significant other, but given the scarcity of any other friends me thinks she's either more retarded than Brissie or really really hard up for friends herself.

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  31. Anonymous9:16 AM

    Bottom line, Brisdull is the dick.

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  32. Anonymous9:30 AM

    Even the pee pond is sick of the extended family. They want Sarah to get back onto the campaign trail with trump but said that the rest of the family need to remain inside their homes the entire time Sarah is out of state

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    1. Anonymous10:38 AM

      I haven't visited the asylum in ages, it dwindled down to a few posting all day long, very boring. It's hilarious that they said that considering not long ago they would go into fits of rage if anyone dared to criticize the precious fruit from Our Sarah's holy loins.

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  33. Anonymous9:32 AM

    Sarah,
    http://datechguyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/iml2.png

    Trig and Sarah
    http://datechguyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/turtle.png

    Easter weekend — of Tripp, Trig, Piper, Dad, and (of course!) snowmachines. Annual party time the cabin
    http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/bristolpalin/files/2013/04/photo-4-2.jpg

    Is that the Kid, on a full blown snon machine?
    http://www.patheos.com/blogs/bristolpalin/2013/04/fun-at-the-cabin-5-palin-family-photos/

    The Easter Dakota Meyer celebrated Easter with the Palins at the annual party time at the cabin. It must have been something, he had to post a picture of himself with Bristol at CPAC right after. It does look like they are in a church.
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hVDGUj1TBEA/VShg3D08j2I/AAAAAAAAEOw/DeuOnzCCNII/s1600/CPAC%2B2.JPG

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    1. Anonymous10:56 AM

      they actually aren't in a church. some news organization expaned the picture and showed that it was actually them watching sarah speak at CPAC. it was just cropped to LOOk like they were in a church...which DUH was willing to go along with....hopefully he has wised up since then. just my 0.02...

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    2. Anonymous11:55 AM

      Dakota was a douche last year when he did that. Is he still up to his dirty tricks? He may have decided not to be like the Palins that he so admired.

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    3. Anonymous5:45 PM

      yeah he was seen tampering with rigs too!
      funny how they don't get hurt but Todd does?
      sounds to me like someone didn't like that?
      now who could it be that made that happen?

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    4. Anonymous6:35 PM

      10:56 It wasn't "some news organization" it was some sharp-eyed IM poster that caught it.

      We heard it here (saw it?) first.

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  34. I have one change to make, Brissy:

    Don't be a bitch.

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  35. Randall9:55 AM

    I have a prediction regarding Judge Palin TV...

    At first, many will tune in for the same reasons folks slow down when they drive past an automobile accident.

    But it won't take too much of Palin's screechy voice before the viewership drops like a stone.

    ...of course, people COULD stick around just to laugh at her stupidity. I mean, it might be like a Judge Judy version of Green Acres.

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    1. Anonymous11:26 AM

      I seriously doubt the proven idiot will not get the idiotic show placed on any network! Palin flunks everything she touches! Factual and provable!

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  36. Anonymous10:13 AM

    Sarah is Track spending Easter with his ex daughter Kayla Grace? Or is he parked down the block from Britta's parent's house watching Kayla Grace in her new Easter dress hunting for Easter eggs with Britta's boyfriend?

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    1. Anonymous12:19 PM

      What happened to Jim Palin? Did he give up on Todd?
      http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zo3O5d6rNlc/SqaY49-iY3I/AAAAAAAABCo/NBBPc6pODo0/s320/JIM+PALIN+sarah-louise-heath-palin-.jpg
      ......

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    2. Anonymous5:15 PM

      It is not the first or second weekend of the month, so he does not get to see Kayla.

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    3. Anonymous5:45 PM

      Why can't Jim see Todd.

      At long last someone posts a Happy Easter on Sarah's Facebook. "He has risen".

      Sarah is just not into it this year. It looks like they are all sick and tired of having to do those Christian Hallmark card celebrating. And sick of the fake family dinners and all that.

      Someone picked out a grade school meme for her.
      https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11140322_10154083827138588_3100390893028161353_n.jpg?oh=be9e5bbe80c9d561a999dba80ab8121f&oe=578D18CD

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  37. Anonymous10:24 AM

    Unk Chunck is the one that likes the family hospital snapshots. He may be waiting until Todd is better. He could be in a drug induced coma due to all the pain.
    https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/778752_470549686335452_1340925047_o.jpg

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    1. Anonymous4:44 PM

      So that's the skank that screws married men?

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  38. Anonymous11:01 AM

    Is Sailor spending Easter with her stepfather or did he return Sailor to Bristol like a DVD to Redbox (redbox - no pun intended)

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    1. Anonymous3:52 PM

      Sailor doesn't have a stepfather. We don't even know if she has a father.

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    2. Anonymous5:17 PM

      Barstool has her today. She posted a picture of her holding the prop in her lap.

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    3. Anonymous6:42 PM

      The prop already has that glassy eye stare like the addicts in the family. Poor Sailor.

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  39. Anonymous11:24 AM

    So much of what Sarah and Bristol post links to the Patheos website, usually Nancy French. The Palins are Good Christians when someone remembers to write the post for them. That leaves Sarah with a 3/23 facebook post about the Arizona primary and Bristol calling someone a Dick. Such nice people, so religious when they remember to be religious.

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    1. Anonymous12:47 PM

      Someone, maybe Lawrence O'Donnell, commented recently that Drumpf himself has been curiously MIA on the campaign trail since 3/17 or thereabouts.
      Maybe he and Palin found themselves a little love nest somewhere.

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    2. Anonymous5:46 PM

      or they are being interrogated?

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  40. Anonymous11:29 AM

    Is Sarah as American as Malenian?

    http://hbz.h-cdn.co/assets/16/01/1600x800/landscape-1451924379-hbz-melania-trump-00-index.jpg

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  41. Anonymous11:40 AM

    I have finally figured out why Sarah Palin is not a good choice for a Judge Judy type TV show. It has nothing to do with her lack of legal experience. The reason that Sarah will be a flop is because she is not able to listen to other people, let alone empathize with them or try to understand their situation. Sarah likes to talk. She doesn't listen. If if she hears it, she doesn't process it. The only way the Sarah does know how to solve problems is by threatening people.

    As for Sarah handing out commonsense solutions, that's another joke. Look at the examples in her family. She never showed any common sense towards any of them. The moment that Track was involved in an act of vandalism, they shipped him out of town instead of dealing with why he was already acting out as an angry teen. When Sarah suspected that Bristol was pregnant, she took away Bristol's cell phone for a few days as punishment. No talk about protection, STD's, AIDS, or even "cramp pills." Taking away a teen's phone accomplishes nothing except making sure that Bristol would hide any future disappointments. Jill never was a therapy dog. Trig never got the kind of therapy he should have received. Instead, he was dragged around as Sarah's election and book sales prop. Before that, when Sarah briefly was the governor, she dragged Piper along as her protective shield, another prop. No wonder Piper thought that it was a good idea to push the reporters. When Todd was involved in his snow mobile accident, Sarah did not catch the first plane to Alaska to be with him. She stayed around to give another one of her mangled speeches at a Trump rally. These examples of Sarah's "common sense" approach to dealing with family problems ought to make any one laugh at the idea that she could solve the problems of other families.

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    1. Anonymous5:48 PM

      You Got That Right

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  42. Anonymous11:52 AM

    Heath Easter about 2012
    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UGnykTAVVgs/T4eWV5wmfyI/AAAAAAAAAIc/58XixFDm9WA/s1600/Screen+shot+2012-04-12+at+10.09.47+PM.png

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    1. Anonymous2:24 PM

      Wow, that was back when we used to have snow on the ground at Easter, how things have changed in these last 4 years. Also that probably was the last time with the extended Heath family in a photo together aside from Thanksgiving in 2014 in the hanger.

      Seems like they don't hang out so much together anymore.

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    2. Anonymous5:32 PM

      Too bad that Todd is quarantined now. I hear he can't see any of this family. Is he conscious yet?

      Last year, 2015. Dakota deleted several pictures. I recall one where he is with Todd and they were working on some kind of hook up.
      https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/e15/11137650_1560853160844063_1148061553_n.jpg

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  43. Anonymous11:54 AM

    Almost 1:00 PM PDT and still no Easter Facebook message from Queen Esther to her masses.

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    1. Anonymous12:15 PM

      No Purim message either.

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    2. Anonymous12:17 PM

      Sarah has a hangover. She will be late.

      She didn't remember her dad's birthday at all this year. He is not even in the hospital.

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    3. Anonymous5:48 PM

      she's in her witch house trying to play Satan - be careful now - it seems to backfire!

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  44. Anonymous1:38 PM

    I love how Bristol posts a nasty inspirational quote during the holy Easter weekend for those who believe, and supposedly she does believes. And the posed pic in the long dresses before that is honestly ugly, too.

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    1. Anonymous3:18 PM

      Ugly girls,ugly souls. Wicked to the bone.

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  45. Anonymous1:46 PM

    No Easter eggs buried and forgotten in the snow this year.

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    1. Anonymous3:21 PM

      Just as well.

      Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles?
      The Truth About Easter Eggs
      (Recommended for Parents of Christian Children ages 4-22) -by Dr. Daniel Cameroon http://www.landoverbaptist.org/eastereggs.html

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    2. Anonymous5:50 PM

      so now easter eggs are satanic? really?

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    3. Anonymous6:45 PM

      The Palins can't leave their houses? What is that about? C$P heard Todd was beat up and now the bad guys are after the rest of the family?

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    4. Anonymous8:52 PM

      Couldn't happen to a more deserving family.

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  46. Anonymous2:01 PM

    Clearly this was directed at Dakota Meyer, after he did not back down from his scheduled, agreed-to-by-Bristol, and decreed, Mother's Day daytime visit with Sailor.

    I think she posted this mean-girl "inspirational quote" on Good Friday, no less.



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    1. Anonymous6:28 PM

      2:01 Not just agreed-to-by-Bristol, but she was the one who dictated that date to begin with!

      Totally her fault. But that won't stop her from complaining and holding a huuuge pity party.

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  47. Anonymous3:22 PM

    I think it is directed at D because although he is acting like he accepts Bristol's word that he is the BioDad, he is still insisting, via the court process, on the legally credible DNA testing.

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    1. Anonymous8:50 PM

      Auntie probably knew that's an almost 5 month old baby.

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  48. Anonymous4:00 PM

    Bristol posted a pic of Sailor in her Easter dress. Does not look like Bristols furniture, but is that her bi friend on the sofa behind her? Is she spending Easter with friends instead of family?

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    1. Anonymous5:02 PM

      No family? Peanuts.

      Is that a crutch?
      https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/12070691_971577729594954_477464719_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTIxNTUxMzg2MDE1ODI0OTQzMg%3D%3D.2

      Where is Stud?

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    2. Anonymous5:37 PM

      I think it is a baby swing

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    3. Anonymous5:59 PM

      Looks like a baby swing leg, not a crutch.
      Big baby, not a three month old.
      Bristle has fugly legs. All the lipo is making the fat accumulate in weird places.

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    4. Anonymous6:13 PM

      Looks like Piper back there. Weird photo.

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    5. Anonymous6:25 PM

      Thick ankles.

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    6. Anonymous8:48 PM

      Tree trunk legs run in the family.

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    7. Anonymous9:44 PM

      It's a sex swing.

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  49. Anita Winecooler4:00 PM

    I know Brissy's on her "If it ain't stiff, it ain't worth a fuck" tour, but using the word "Dick" on Easter? Oh My! What would Jesus think?
    Hey, Conservative Christians, read Sarah's daughter's Easter Greetings!!!!!!!!

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  50. Anonymous4:14 PM

    Bristol, you're the "dick."

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  51. Anonymous4:57 PM

    Bar$Tool, the Dick, has a new picture up of her and her latest crotch fruit.
    Anyone know where this was taken?
    Also: why always that stupid black bow around the baby's head? Why not a different color? Does she want to start her into the 'grunge' movement already?

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  52. Anonymous5:13 PM

    As Bristol's half-brother Track would say, "Bristol is a used up Pussy".

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    1. Anonymous5:49 PM

      Track Palin is head of the family now.

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    2. Anonymous7:06 PM

      5:49 PM That is a disaster.

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    3. Anonymous7:54 PM

      lol...track?!

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    4. Anonymous6:31 AM

      Truth.

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  53. Anonymous6:43 PM

    fat legs and cankles: https://www.instagram.com/p/BDeX2puS9nY/?taken-by=bsmp2 But I bet she thinks she looks sexy...lol

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    1. Anonymous7:05 PM

      Of course she thinks she looks good, otherwise she would not pose those fat legs. Still, at least she's not making those ugly faces.
      Either she's been reading our comments or someone FINALLY told her, and yet the chin ...lol

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    2. Anonymous7:10 PM

      Are they in a garage? It looks like a dirty little hole with dirty furniture. Is that where they are hiding toad?

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  54. Anonymous7:25 PM

    So classy, especially posting it during Holy week...GOOD FRIDAY!
    This woman is low as can be..

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  55. physicsmom7:39 PM

    I suspect no one is sure of the origin of that trope, but Wil Wheaton claimed it as his life motto a while back. Words to live by or some such. I'm always willing to throw a little love Wil's way.

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  56. Anonymous9:13 PM

    The woman has no class. SMH

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  57. Anonymous9:28 PM

    On Sarahs' Facebook page, she posts a huge picture of Ivanka Trumps new baby, did she forget she just got a new grandchild with Bristol? What is wrong with Sarah. Where are her family pictures?

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  58. Anonymous9:44 PM

    Scarah posted that huge baby with the new mother without makeup to brag or showoff her staged make-up daughter and the offspring. PLUS, she kissing up to her boss as well.

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    1. Anonymous6:30 AM

      Now the person posting for Sarah's Facebook is back to Down syndrome day.

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  59. Anonymous9:48 PM

    Did anyone see the "chin's" latest post with her latest offspring? I actually feel sorry for her. She's sitting in a dirty looking room, showing off her fat-jumbo extremities and the protruding chin. She also looks like she's 36, not 26. Poor woman. https://www.facebook.com/Bristol-Palin-109696302423164/?fref=ts

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  60. Anonymous3:54 AM

    9:48 Poor woman? No. Dumb woman.

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