Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Sarah Palin provides an update on husband Todd's condition.

Courtesy of Palin's Facebook page:  

Todd Palin is in intensive care at an Alaskan hospital with injuries including multiple broken and fractured ribs, broken shoulder blade, broken clavicle, knee/leg injuries; and a collapsed lung. He is presently back in surgery to repair multiple fractures. Thank you for your prayers for a speedy recovery. We, as his wife and children, appreciate your respect for our privacy during this time. Knowing Todd, once he's cognizant, he'll probably ask docs to duct tape him up and he'll call it good. He's tough.

So when this was written Todd was "back in surgery?"

I guess that means that he already underwent surgery while his wife lazily made her way back to Alaska.

According to the news Todd was injured Sunday night, yet Palin did not "suddenly" quit pimping for Trump until just before 12:00 PM Florida time, only to later show up later and give a somewhat unhinged speech for him before actually leaving to fly up here to see to her husband.

Such a dutiful wife don't you think?

Now I have been thinking about these injuries of Todd's and I have to say that I am a little baffled.

Whatever your opinion of Todd Palin might be, I think we can all agree that he has spent a great deal of time on snowmachines and clearly knows how to ride safely.

And yet here he is in the hospital receiving multiple surgeries, not as the result of injuries sustained while engaged in a high speed Iron Dog race, but while out making what appears to be a beer run to Cubby's Marketplace. A trip I am confident that he has made numerous times in the past.

So how does one damn near kill themselves while taking a leisurely drive to the store, when there are no other vehicles involved in the accident?

Things that make you go "Hmm."

But don't you fret. After all it's not serious enough that his daughter Bristol is distracted from her grifting.

Courtesy of Daddy's Little Girl's Instagram account:

bsmp2Always on the run, but I never leave the house without my #310shake! I've got to keep lean and energized! @310nutrition #fitmom #yum 🙋🏻🤓🗻

Why anybody would let this family within 100 yards of them is beyond me. 

364 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:33 AM

    Fu_k Todd Palin

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    1. Anonymous8:57 AM

      Sarah, Tell us how you really feel about him.

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    2. I've seen this comment all over the place, is it you? I must say I enjoyed it particularly well on Francis Graham's Twitter page.

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    3. Anonymous9:33 AM

      If's Todd's blood alcohol content was found to be over the legal limit, might he be charged with DWI?

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    4. Anonymous10:14 AM

      My sentiments exactly! There's more to this story you betcha!

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    5. Anonymous10:30 AM

      9:33, that's a fair question with regard to Todd Palin. In many states, aDWO or DUI is trason to revoke a legal carry permit.

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    6. Anonymous10:37 AM

      9:33, apparently he can: http://www.dot.state.ak.us/highwaysafety/assets/pdf/AK_Snowmobile_Laws_Rules_Regs_02-03.pdf

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    7. Anonymous10:38 AM

      I just posted the above link. Here is an excerpt:

      Alaska Statute 28.35.030 A person commits the crime of driving while intoxicated if the person operates or drives a motor vehicle or operates an aircraft or a watercraft while under the influence of intoxicating liquor, or any controlled substance. {Note: The legal blood alcohol limit is less than 0.08% by weight.}

      Alaska Statute 28.40.100(13) A "motor vehicle" means a vehicle which is self-propelled except a vehicle moved by human or animal power. {Note: This definition
      applies to all of Alaska Statute Title 28, and the definition of "motor vehicle" includes all snowmobiles and ATV's.}

      Comments: You know what happens when someone is arrested and convicted of driving while intoxicated with an automobile. The same laws and penalties apply to snowmobiling. {Note: For the details see Alaska Statutes 28.35.029 - 28.035.039.}

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    8. Anonymous10:46 AM

      One her her peehead fans was complaining about the media being critical of $arah's decision to keep pimping trump- herself really instead of flying right home. Todd's dad reorteddly was waiting to be asked to come to the hospital so why should his wife have to run home?
      This is how stupid those idiots are to raise such a false equivalency as that.

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    9. Anonymous11:27 AM

      9:33 AM

      It sounds like anyone involved made sure there was no evidence to tamper with this time.

      Has the local media reported on the machine yet?

      Do you think Todd was insured and there will be an insurance claim on his machine and anything more that was damaged?

      Really odd there is no clear news about the details of what happened. Witnesses and named bystanders.

      All this is going to be about is Sarah and how serious her husband's accident while she was harpy for Trump and taking on all that petty, punk-a** little thuggery stuff.

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    10. Anonymous11:28 AM

      Wow, the lines of BrisDULL's Chin implant are so visible in that sucky gulp photo. So attractive -NOT!

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    11. Anonymous11:50 AM

      It really doesn't matter if they would have let her in to see him or not. If you're spouse has been in an accident and is in intensive care, you get to the hospital as soon as possible.

      Not just so you can be there for your spouse, but for the kids. Even if you can't stand your spouse, you go home ASAP for your children's sake.

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  2. Anonymous8:37 AM

    Sarah is such a dumbass! I bet she meant back like back there behind me in the operating room and not back again getting more surgery. Doesn't she ever read what she writes to see if it makes any sense.

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    1. Anonymous9:02 AM

      SP's facebook post was made when Todd was back in surgery - he had a first surgery and then had a second

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    2. Anonymous9:35 AM

      First surgery most likely was for the collapsed lung. Then, when he was a bit more stable, they took him in for whatever is the next most important issue. If he really has all those injuries, he might be in for several more.
      Sux to be on Karma's receiving end.
      Now, if only Karma would get to the rest of this kkklan...

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  3. Anonymous8:37 AM

    I am thinking that IF this is all true that Tawd had already been partaking and ran out of beer. He needed to get more. Gryphen, can you please fill us in (if you know), are they still married or not? I have seen so many different answers to that one!

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    1. They are still legally married.

      That's pretty much the extent of their relationship.

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    2. Anonymous8:50 AM

      Sara was wearing a ring on her left hand at that screech. Sympathy ring, feel sorry for damaged ME.

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    3. Anonymous8:51 AM

      Thank you.

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    4. Anonymous8:57 AM

      It seems very strange to me that a grandfather at a cabin with his daughter and three very young children needed to go get beer at 8:00 at night. That is just gross.

      And I have to wonder if Bristol had pumped a lot of milk so she could drink with daddy and that's why the beer had run out.

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    5. Anonymous10:15 AM

      There's a Subway right by Cubby's, maybe he was going out for sandwiches?

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  4. Anonymous8:38 AM

    haha. Palins winning, and getting moneys. Can't beat them.

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    1. Anonymous8:59 AM

      I like where Bristol has a pic of the old dog and it is an ad for Walker Evans.

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    2. Anonymous9:11 AM

      Seems to me that they're getting a lot of karma paid back to them. If you call that winning, more power to ya.

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    3. Anonymous9:22 AM

      Is that you Piper? Is that like Charlie Sheen's winning?

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    4. Anon 8:38 am: How exactly is Todd being seriously injured, and Sarah not giving a rat's ass about Todd, make them winners?

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    5. Anonymous9:33 AM

      Yes of course it is me pipes. we are winning. mom is still getting airplay, b is getting her sponsor deals, probably gonna get another reality show, and me a willer will get a cut on it. track will be a recovery war hero. hahahahaaa! nothing y'all can do about it!

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    6. Anonymous11:33 AM

      8:38 - First step to prosperity: learn how to spell "monies." You're welcome.

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  5. Anonymous8:39 AM

    Yikes! Brissie should never be photographed from the side while sucking.

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    1. Anonymous8:51 AM

      That's the pose she knows best. Always sucking off something . Be it grifting,someone's bank account(child support ),or the next baby daddy's dick. She's a bum. A mooch . She's her father's daughter. She has no other skills. Maybe she should contact *Altoids.

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    2. Anonymous8:58 AM

      That fake eyebrow is so bad. That point it comes down to is cheesy as hell.

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    3. Anonymous9:06 AM

      310 likes her to mug for them.

      310nutrition@v_r_g9275 Many of our customers do use 310 while pregnant & breastfeeding and we have no known negative interactions with this. 310 is full of A, B, C, D, and E vitamins and protein. However always consult your doctor / physician prior to use, to ensure that all of your needs are met.

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    4. Anonymous9:15 AM

      8:51 She is also her mother's daughter. Or is it mother of Tri-G with her father, so that would mean her son is her brother. Explains why no one gives a SHIT about Toad. ALL KKKlan!

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    5. Anonymous10:16 AM

      And why would anyone want to wear a joystick on their head?

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    6. Anonymous10:23 AM

      Makes me want to go for my 420 shake.

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    7. Anonymous10:42 AM

      @10:23 AM Haha!!

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    8. Anonymous10:45 AM

      10:23 ;-)

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    9. Anonymous10:58 AM

      Stoner why wait till 420 ?

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    10. Anonymous11:30 AM

      $arah PayMe: no job
      Todd PayMe: no job
      Track PayMe: no job
      BrisDULL PayMe: no job
      Willow PayMe: no job

      Keep on griftin' you lot o' lying LOSERS.

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  6. Anonymous8:39 AM

    So this accident occurred at 8 pm Alaska time which is midnight on the east coast. And Sara was not on the first flight out of Florida the next morning?

    What a wonderful wife.

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    1. Anonymous8:50 AM

      Exactly. And Trump should have offered his plane immediately. But he didn't. She should have bought a ticket and been out of Florida in the morning.

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    2. Anonymous8:54 AM

      It's proof that Sarah is a rill American, full of toughness and patriotic fervor for her new best pal, Donald Trump. And, we all know how tough Todd is: he would want Sarah out there stumping for Trump and his daughter hawking some bizarre drink. God, what an "exceptional" family. I hope most of the rest of us are not at all like them.
      Beaglemom

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    3. Anonymous9:05 AM

      Yup. HEY SARAH, This is the Chump you've sold your soul to. He sent you home on a Commercial flight like the rest of the Nobodies.

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    4. Anonymous9:13 AM

      Trump knows the marriage is a sham and he was joking about Todd.

      If anyone told Todd Sarah was coming to the hospital he would have gone into convulsions. They are waiting until he is feeling a little better to do something like a photo op about her tough man.

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    5. Anonymous9:24 AM

      But... Christie rides on Donald's plane when he makes an appearance. LOL

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    6. Anonymous10:13 AM

      8:50am

      How could Trump have offered his plane if he was using it to travel to additional rallies in other states? I doubt he'd disrupt his entire campaign schedule, plus spend who knows what on jet fuel, to fly Sarah home on the Trump 757.

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    7. She was flying commercial coach. Drumpf could have flown her home if he cared about her and her family, but he doesn't.

      She is such a maroon.

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    8. Anonymous11:51 AM

      He wouldn't. That's the point.

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  7. Anonymous8:41 AM

    could someone have beat the shit out of him?

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    1. Anonymous8:53 AM

      Answer> ANYone could beat the shit out of him. He is a Pussy, cheating, Pimp, druggy THUG.

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    2. Anonymous8:56 AM

      Where's Dakota these days?

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    3. Anonymous9:14 AM

      That's why I always laugh at the top pic, 8:53 AM! "Oooooh, look at the big bad rambo man looking so tough!" Purse carrying putz.

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    4. Anonymous9:26 AM

      The article on AOL stated that neither thefamily lawyer nor the hospital would make a statement! Where are the photos of the banged up machine? Where is Track? Does he have busted knuckles, and black eyes? something is off with this entire story.

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    5. Anonymous11:01 AM

      T. Palin is the patient. pro'lly is Track.

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    6. I was wondering if he tried to take out the two leads in the Iditarod and this is his alibi.

      And yeah, he could have been beaten. Or Mr. Professional Snowmobile Racer could have simply been too drunk to make a beer run.

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  8. Lisa D8:44 AM

    As much as I dislike Bristol, if she's signed a deal to promote this company's products then that isn't really grifting. If they want a "celebrity" to promote their stuff & signed Bristol, she isn't grifting money any more than other people paid to endorse stuff. She's still a raging hypocrite but her mother is the big grifter in that family.

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    1. Anonymous9:14 AM

      Pimping is the correct word to use.

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    2. Anonymous9:21 AM

      Bristol is most likely only making a percentage on sales that are directly attributable to her link. So she's under no obligation to do this or under any schedule pressure.

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  9. Anonymous8:45 AM

    What, no "#livevibrantly hashtag? They've got a health and exercise book go 'write,' soon. The bottom if the dollar bin can't go empty.

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  10. Anonymous8:45 AM

    Does anyone know if there was a closer hospital? And with such major injuries, why didn't they keep on going to Anchorage? Any reason for an ambulance instead of a plane?

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    1. Anonymous9:02 AM

      You know the ADN and others have all the photos of the scene. Where is the accident report and all the photos of the wreck?

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    2. Anonymous9:30 AM

      There is a close-by clinic, but that closes at 5pm.

      Also agree - with those severe injuries, he should have been airlifted to Anchorage.

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    3. Anonymous11:49 AM

      Are there photos?

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    4. Anonymous11:50 AM

      Mat-Su Regional does have 3 orthopedic surgeons on staff and I've heard they are well-regarded, so it seems he's getting good care out here.

      My brother was on staff there until he moved south and he only had good things to say about the quality of care.

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  11. Anonymous8:48 AM

    Well, at least now Bristol's pretty much admitting that she's trying to earn a living doing product placement. And we all know she doesn't exercise or eat healthy meals to stay thin. She's drinking and advertising a 90 calorie expensive shake with no real science published behind it made by a 2014 startup company.

    Man, the Palin females' fake eyebrows just get more and more laughable every day. This pic of Bristol is one of the worst yet. One day they are going to look back at pics of them and be so embarrassed. Even teenage Piper is wearing the fake brows. So, so cheesy.

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    1. Anonymous9:03 AM

      She looks ridiculous, yet all her fans will write how gorgeous she is. I wonder how many names Alica uses on Bristol's instagram page? She is so obsessed with her, it is frightening. Alicia is queen of the stalkers.

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    2. Anonymous9:25 AM

      Too bad Sailor will never look like her mother. Unless she gets fake eyebrows when she's old enough. And a new mandible also, too.

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    3. Anonymous9:31 AM

      That black line in her hairline... Is that a scar from her eyebrow or facelift?

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    4. Anonymous10:11 AM

      This whole brow craze has me stumped. Every salon out here offers brow shaping/coloring and there are actually 3 salons in Anchorage dedicated just to eyebrow care! I usually have mine colored to match my hair, but I've never shaped them, I wonder if I'm missing something?

      ;-)

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    5. Anonymous10:23 AM

      those eyebrows look as natural as Stephen Colbert's taped on purple ones when he does the Hungry For Power Games. Jesus!

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    6. Anonymous10:43 AM

      She also is looking a lot older than 25.

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    7. Anonymous10:50 AM

      She absolutely destroyed her looks! You'd think as the big "believer" she touts herself to be, she'd be happy with how her gawd made her. So much for that!

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  12. Anonymous8:49 AM

    Oh Bristol, why the long face?

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    1. Anonymous8:58 AM

      chin extension ...

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    2. Anonymous9:35 AM

      The long face is because the drink tastes bad. Plenty of reviews say it's among the worst taste-wise.

      Sad, that she's taking a weight loss supplement that contains such a limited type of protein. She's not getting anywhere near the variety of amino acids she needs daily. And while like other shakes it has vitamins, it’s not all the vitamins and minerals she needs. If she is drinking it twice a day and eating one meal, as instructed, then I have to wonder about the effects on Sailor, who needs all those fatty acids for her body’s development and especially her brain. Doctors advise waiting at least 6 weeks before starting on any kind of weight loss diet, and it’s not intended to mean not eating. We all know that Bristol was taking the shake a long time ago. Hopefully Sailor will get what she needs so that she can develop as babies are supposed to.

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    3. Anonymous10:41 AM

      "why the long face" HAHAHA and why the Lumpy Jawline?
      Hope she got a deal on the price of the purely for medical reasons jaw correction surgery, WOW. Couldn't she airbrush that lumpy shit out before she posted that?

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    4. Anonymous10:58 AM

      Don;t worry about Sailor. Bristol never breastfed her once...she was wearing a sports bra in the hospital to dry up her milk. The only time we ever saw Bristol with boobs was at the convention while carrying Trig. THEN she was lactating.

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    5. Anonymous11:13 AM

      I hope Dakota is up to speed on all this. And that he is the kind of man that will want to see to it his child has food. You can't make up for the early months. Like poor Trig can't catch up with his issues.

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  13. Anonymous8:52 AM

    Wow..with those injuries I would just love to see what the snowmobile looks like...

    Sheesh

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    1. Anonymous9:03 AM

      Call Mayor Stubbs.

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    2. Anonymous9:17 AM

      I'd still like to think he actually got the living sh*t beat out of him for once. If that makes me a bad person, so br it.

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    3. Anonymous9:30 AM

      Maybethe snow machine is a "TRACK"??

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    4. Anonymous11:44 AM

      I commented on that too. Why aren't they posting a crashed machine saying how lucky Tood is? With all the buzz about him getting his ass kicked, someone is going to go out and wreck one and post it soon. lol

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  14. Anonymous8:54 AM

    Call me skeptical, but those injuries are not consistent with a snowmobile accident. Too massive.

    As for location, precisely where is this Cubby store in realtion to the cabin.

    Also,who called in the 'accident' and how did he/she know about.

    Something is very off/wrong. Soinds like a beatdown.

    PMom_GA

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    1. Anonymous10:08 AM

      The Palin cabin is about 7 miles west off the Parks highway. In that area there are multiple pullouts all up and down the highway for people to park their trailers and take off on their snow machines.

      If they park nearest a direct route to their cabin then they are up the highway quite a ways from Cubby's, about 20 miles, which is at the junction of the Parks and Talkeetna Spur Road.

      If they park further south, at the Petersville Road entrance or even further up Petersville Road, at the end of the "all season" stretch of the road, they could access their cabin as well, it would just be a longer trip by snow machine.

      That said, at some point Todd would have had to have been riding his machine along the roadside trail in order to access Cubby's, how far depends on where they park to depart for the cabin, also I'd think if they'd parked further up the highway then he'd have just jumped in his truck to go to Cubby's if indeed he was on a beer run.

      I have no idea how much snow there is in the lowland areas around Talkeetna/Trapper Creek as I haven't been that direction this winter, but Iditarod reports said that snow depths increased north of Willow so perhaps he could have ridden his machine all the way to the store on snow.

      Whatever he hit is sounds like he hit a high rate of speed. Most machines of the caliber that Todd rides have very bright headlights so he must to have just not been paying attention, or hit a bump and went flying into the handlebars and windscreen.

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    2. Anonymous10:52 AM

      So you are saying the Palins have to access their cabin only on snow machine? If so, I feel for Sailor’s ears. Snow machines are extremely loud if one isn’t wearing ear protection. And who would put a baby on one in the first place?

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    3. Anonymous10:54 AM

      10:08 AM, Thanks for your information! I agree that his injuries are consistent with "flying into the handlebars and windscreen." However, as is with everything Palin, there is a lot more to the story and drugs and or alcohol are involved.

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    4. Anonymous11:46 AM

      10:52am

      Yes, Safari Lake is accessible only by snow machine in winter or ATV in summer. The lake is about 4 miles off the Petersville Road, the part that is only open in the summer months.

      I would assume that Bristol had her in a baby backpack while riding, really the only even moderately safe way to travel with an infant on a snow machine.

      It's a pretty area with cabins all around the lake but there are some really irresponsible cabin owners out there that have destroyed a lot of the fragile tundra/muskeg with their ATV's. Wherever you have a bunch of people congregating in the wilderness you just expect this kind of trash behavior. Good thing there's a lot of wilderness remaining that these people haven't trashed yet as they tend to stick to the areas they've already messed up.

      And you are correct ear muffs would have been a must, although I think they may ride machines with 4-cycle engines which are much more quiet than the old 2-cycle models.

      The snow machine/ATV crowd tend to be a rough bunch, lots of blue collar dudes with more money than sense, and Petersville area is one of their main stomping grounds. There are fantastic hiking and biking trails in the hills near the end of the road and great views of the Alaska Range, but one always encounters loud, drunken idiots on the way in and out. If you really want to avoid these people you have to go places where they can't go, high alpine areas off limits to motorized travel.

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  15. Anonymous8:54 AM

    Sorry folks, I haven't been keeping up with the timeline of all this. I thought I heard Sarah say that Todd had this accident just before she got on the plane to go stump for Drumpf?

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    1. Anonymous10:13 AM

      I thought I heard that, too. Did she mess up the storyline? Agree that injuries are inconsistent with a snowmobile accident unless the thing rolled and sat on him for awhile. Are gnarly is the terrain between the cabin and the store? Probably pretty tame.

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    2. Anonymous10:44 AM

      10:13> That is what Willow claims happened.

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    3. Anonymous10:49 AM

      I too heard her say this.

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    4. Anonymous10:55 AM

      She's always messing things up-it confuses the media, and she hopes, no one ever puts the truth together. Such a piece of work.

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    5. Anonymous11:05 AM

      drunk - wearing black - walking in the road - hit by another drunk who left the scene.


      that's my theory

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    6. Anonymous11:50 AM

      He had the accident at 8pm the night before, not right before she was at the rally, 13 hrs before, plenty of time to get an emergency flight to get home or most of the way home.

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  16. Anonymous8:58 AM

    Beer run? Probably ran out of drugs and when he couldn't pay for the last batch got what happens to deadbeats by their angry dealers.

    OR, the accident occurred he while he was running for his life from said dealers.

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    1. Anonymous11:03 AM

      Did someone drip him off in the parking lot at the market? Where was the snow machine?

      It sounds like what drug addicts do when something happens and they don't want the guy to die.

      How was the weather? How far was Todd's body from the store? Did the employees hear him or did someone come in and tell them about the injured man?


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  17. Anonymous9:08 AM

    Todd, professional champion snowmobile rider, where are you going?

    I've been married to Sarah for 28 years, father and stepfather to her wild ass children. Where am I going? I'm gonna run into a tree with my snow cycle and hope it puts me out of my misery.

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  18. Anonymous9:10 AM

    https://www.consumerhealthdigest.com/weight-loss-shakes/310-shake.html


    The main purpose of Brissy's shake is to stop her from wanting to pig out on what she'd eat if not taking the shake. It's meant to take the place of eating two meals and lose weight. With no additions of fruit/veggies, it's ninety calories per serving. 180 calories a day plus one meal is not healthy. If Sailor is really breast feeding, there is no way Sailor is getting all the various nutrients she needs to pass on to Sailor. It's not meant as simply a healthy drink and supplement to a good diet but is meant to make people lose their appetite.

    I never believed she was staying thin by eating well and exercising. And I believe she was either starving herself or taking some kind of fat binder before starting on the shake. If she didn't do something to curb her appetite or prevent the absorption of fat, she'd be back to her pudgy self in a heartbeat (well, since her face has been surgically thinned it would remain close to what it is now).


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    1. Anonymous9:50 AM

      I lost 30 lbs in 6 weeks on the SlimFast diet back in the early 90's and I was hungry all the time! Certainly a shake with an appetite suppressive sounds like a great idea, if one is going with a shake diet to lose weight.

      The problem with shake diets is that any good weight loss program should involve calorie reduction AND exercise and the lower calories make it hard to muster the energy for a stringent workout.

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    2. Anonymous10:28 AM

      or britty could just learn to eat healthily and exercise, huh? Like Sunny?

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    3. Anonymous10:54 AM

      Bristol's weight yoyo's constantly. Look at even the few weeks she was on DWTS-slim publicity photos, fatter every week. Then by her return trip, she was back to skinny, and soon after was beefy again. What she does is not healthy for her nor her kids. But hey, it's probably way more nutrition than she ver got living in Sarah's house.

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  19. Anonymous9:12 AM

    I can understand how everyone wonders how Todd's accident happened. Any accident with serious injuries like this should put drug and alcohol test results in the hands of law enforcement. Alaska? Palin? Who knows.

    Something else to think about that could explain how this accident could happen to a sober Todd: He's been "Tickling the dragon's tail" for years.

    Horsepower and speed can be addictive and as old age and slowed reactions creep up you had better pay attention to your limitations. Todd is older, slower and less fit than he was even 5 years ago. He could have done something he did hundreds of times in the past, and the dragon got him this time. There is a high risk to going fast in a familiar place. You may feel comfortable and give it just a little more.

    Sober or not, no matter what you are on, or how fast you are going wherever you are, you should always remember that the dragon will get you when you least expect it.

    What they say about pilots:

    “There are old pilots, and there are bold pilots, but there are no old, bold pilots.”

    I've turned down plane rides with pilots I knew were bold pilots. Racers of any sort generally make bold pilots, there's no way in hell I'd ever get in a plane piloted by Todd.

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    1. Anonymous10:57 AM

      Don't fly with his neighbors either. The kid that inherited from his mother and has been sauced since a kid. Typical Wasilla.

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  20. Anonymous9:13 AM

    Did she see that picture before it was posted? Holy shit! She looks like a freaking clown with all of that makeup and you can see where her chin implant is. Yikes. She looked better before her plastic surgery; now she looks like a wannabe Kardashian and it's not working.....at all.

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    1. Anonymous9:39 AM

      Funny, but if you go to the 310 shake site, the people pitching it are all the overly made-up aging Real Housewives, most recently Theresa G of New Jersey/prison who is so crazed looking. Bristol's makeup and plastic surgery fit right in among those fake real housewives.

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    2. PalinsHoax10:02 AM

      Is that a picture of Norma Desmond's daughter? "I'm ready for my close up now, Mr. DeMille."

      Anon 9:13, you're so right - she does look like an absolute clown. And that jaw line goes on forever!

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  21. Right about now the DTs are setting in hard but masked by the narcotics, but by tomorrow he'll be crazy as hell. Librium. What was his BAC Sunday night?

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    1. Fu k Todd Palin9:41 AM

      My guess is a "I'm good to go" .13.

      What's your guess?

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    2. Anonymous10:55 AM

      Yeah, wonder if the doctors are really upping his narcotic doses or sticking yo the standards? If he does abuse oxy for example , his pain med needs are very high.
      Awww poor baby.
      Karma .

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    3. I'm going with .28. He's got a strong tolerance.

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  22. Anonymous9:16 AM

    Bristol you're supposed to be slurping a straw, not look like you're sucking a dick. I guess you call that occupational hazard.

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  23. Anonymous9:17 AM

    cognizant is a pretty big word for screech

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    1. Anonymous9:39 AM

      Also used in the wrong context.
      Typical $arah.

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    2. Anonymous9:41 AM

      And, alas and not surprising, of course it's not the word she should have used. She should have used lucid.

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    3. word salad9:43 AM

      cognitive issues + Zanax + RANT = cognizant!

      Refudiate that!

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  24. Anonymous9:21 AM

    How long until we see the obligatory "dutiful, loving wife holds vigil at bedside" pic? GAG.

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    1. Anonymous10:31 AM

      If we get one, it'll be major photoshop. If I were Tawwd, I'd worry about that bitch trying to smother me with a pillow, Scalia-style!

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  25. Anonymous9:22 AM

    i see barstool is ready
    Joy stick hair do (easy gripping)
    lips around something like she is trying to suck start a harly
    yup, she's on the hunt

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    1. Anonymous10:51 AM

      Yup-Fish lips with a straw inserted. Now we know why she makes that face in every photo.

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    2. Anonymous11:06 AM

      Looks like she's sucking raw sewage through that straw.

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    3. Balzafiar11:18 AM

      With suction that strong she could suck a watermelon through a garden hose.

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  26. Anonymous9:23 AM

    What a 'poor, poor' single mom, having to wear a $300 Arcteryx coat!

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  27. Anonymous9:26 AM

    Seems like the snowmobile was listing (known to the PayMes), and maybe he jit an uneven spot, and it overturned on top of him.
    Terrible wife and kids, with incredible priorities - wife wanting to limelight, and the same with oldest daughter.
    Somehow, I bet they are sorry it did not kill him, because then, they could have collected his life insurance, and gotten more $$$ from their distraught supporters.

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    1. Balzafiar11:15 AM

      Whoever Sarah hired to sabotage the machine needs to give her a refund!

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    2. Anonymous11:35 AM

      like the boat term?

      Leaning b/c of bad distribution. He was out of it if that is what happened.

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  28. Anonymous9:34 AM

    I will buy the person that beat the shit out of Todd several beers.

    Cheers mate.

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    1. Anonymous10:29 AM

      Track probably did it and he has had enough beer.

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  29. Anonymous9:42 AM

    ""back in surgery? I guess that means that he already underwent surgery while his wife lazily made her way back to Alaska."

    KTUU updated their article yesterday to say he was scheduled to have surgery yesterday pm. Sarah fails the devoted wife test to instead display her narcissism flag and pissy disposition.

    KTUU also have a video with this from Jim Palin: "I’m very positive that he’ll…he’ll go through this process and he’ll come out in good shape, maybe with a big lesson learned."

    http://www.ktuu.com/news/news/todd-palin-recovers-from-serious-snomchine-wreck-at-matsu-regional-hospital/38508934

    Seems Jim Palin questioned whether Todd was misbehaving when the accident occurred.

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    1. Anonymous10:50 AM

      "misbehaving?" He was either in one heck of a brawl with a grizzly bear, or he ran into a tree goiter 45 MPH on that stupid motorized sled. Either way, the man is as stupid as his wife, and I am trying hard to feel any sympathy at all.

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    2. Anonymous11:09 AM

      right. don't drink, drug out and drive without enough gas ~ never try to outrun someone younger than you.

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    3. Anonymous11:21 AM

      Maybe Sarah had someone tamper with his snowmobile.

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  30. Anonymous9:46 AM

    "We, his wfe and children" hmmm? Who else would be we? And children? Always as if they are under 18 yrs of age. Omg they are in their 20s.

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    1. Anonymous11:02 AM

      Exactly! Some journalism/writing skills she has, right!? ;-P

      Maybe she wanted to draw a contrast to the truth of the situation, which could be accurately described as follows: "we, as a pack of grifters who rely on a facade of 'loving and unified family'..."

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    2. Anonymous11:10 AM

      multitudes of grandkids - the ones acknowledged in the media. and the 'others'.

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  31. Anonymous9:46 AM

    I know when my dad was in the hospital, I found comfort by walking the ward halls wearing my sandwich board saying, "Eat at Joe's".
    Q

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    1. Anonymous10:02 AM

      You too? I did the same thing while my dad was in having surgery to remove instead of staying to comfort my mom. It's such a small world!

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    2. Anonymous10:08 AM

      Good one and so appropriate!

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    3. Anonymous10:39 AM

      10:02-your mom was around to be comforted? How unpatriotic! My mom was at home stuffing envelopes for a local candidate for town council. She showed up after a day or two...
      Q

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  32. Anonymous9:48 AM

    OMG. Todd is in ICU and having surgery.

    $arah is doing rallies for Trump and Bristol is whoring her milkshakes.

    After all these years these two vipers still stun me.

    SarahPAC must be providing nicely for him if he's staying with this family despite them making him look like an absolute pussy.

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  33. She only moves fast when she has to spit out a kid, or at least make it look like she did.

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  34. Anonymous10:01 AM

    I guess now we know whatever happened to Baby Jane. She's hawking weight loss shakes on Instagram.

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  35. Anonymous10:05 AM

    This reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld when Elaine stops to buy juiji fruits before rushing off to hospital for her boyfriend.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89SW_l2z--U

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    1. Anonymous10:25 AM

      OMG... This is exactly how Sarah acted! She couldn't give a shit. Hilarious

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    2. Anonymous10:30 AM

      Wow! You found the behind the scenes video of how Sarah reacted to the terrible news. Instead of jujyfruits it was a trump rally.

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    3. Anonymous10:36 AM

      Everything in life can be traced back to a Seinfeld episode.

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    4. Anonymous10:40 AM

      Hey, I posted that yesterday! No stealing my material!

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  36. Anonymous10:06 AM

    Is that a trump nazi salute emoji from braelin?

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  37. Marcus Welby, M.D.10:09 AM

    My 91-year-old uncle broke two ribs and cracked two more when he slipped on some ice a few weeks ago. A day in the hospital with some morphine was all they could give him.

    Todd's broken ribs, broken clavicles -- they take a lot of time to heal on their own, and nothing can speed up the recovery. But "knee/leg injuries, a collapsed lung, and a broken shoulder blade" mean more than just bedrest and pain killers.
    All the loving Palin family should be taking turns sitting up with him, answering his requests (written or spoken) and asking questions of the doctors and nurses about what those surgeries are about. Will he walk again? How is his breathing? Have they had to remove a rib from his lung?

    Etc. I'm not a medical professional, but have had several of these emergencies in my family over the years. They take time to heal -- but what better medicine than having a loving wife at his bedside as he endures this pain?

    I guess the question answered itself.
    She's really a piece of business. "What's in it for me?"

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    1. Anonymous10:43 AM

      Ah, pain killers!

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    2. Anonymous11:12 AM

      Marcus Welby. Now there's a blast from the past.

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  38. Anonymous10:11 AM

    Also, too, is drunk snowmobiling a DUI offense in AK like it is in many other states?

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    1. Anonymous10:15 AM

      Yes

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    2. Anonymous11:11 AM

      You can be sure the hospital in Wasilla, AK would have taken blood from Todd and had it analyzed prior to giving him any drugs/pain killers, etc. If he was massively drunk, how long before they'd do surgery on him? Questions, questions!

      Where would the sample have been analyzed and how easy would it be for someone within the lab area to provide the info? That probably scares the Hell out of Sarah! Oh, what fun to get our hands on or have someone w/in the lab leak the info! How much is it worth to ya, Sarah?

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    3. Anonymous11:33 AM

      Please give our family privacy [when the DUI charges are filed.]

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    4. Anonymous11:40 AM

      11:11 AM

      He should have been flown to Anchorage. He went to the hosp that "birthed Trig". No one will be honest about what happened or is happening.

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    5. Anonymous11:45 AM

      Tat it totally against the law; he/she would be terminated, and why the Palins keep getting away with all their crap. They can tell any cockamamie story they want!

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  39. Anonymous10:11 AM

    Maybe he just fell down the stairs and they added snowmobile.








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    1. Anonymous10:35 AM

      10:11, after trackky's big day in court, he helped his 'dad' down the stairs.....

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    2. Anonymous10:37 AM

      Hey Dakota, you know that most moms who aren't morbidly obese don't 'diet' while they're breastfeeding right?
      Is the kid who might be yours getting the proper nutrition for a developing baby?

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    3. Anonymous10:47 AM

      Show me the snowmobile.

      Anybody can say snowmobile. this is 2016 in the USA. We have the fourth estate that goes everywhere, they could have made a one hour trip to Chubby's and documented the damage to a snowmobile.

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  40. Anonymous10:14 AM

    Gosh can't the Palin family get it together.

    Last time Sarah was out screeching for Trump, Track assaulted a woman, this time Toad crashes his snow mobile.

    How can Sarah be out dividing America if she has to run home and take care of family members?

    If she can't get morons to donate to SarahPAC, they will all have to get real jobs.

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  41. Anonymous10:16 AM

    That's pretty banged up. I know there are a lot of theories but my money is on he was roaring (and I mean roaring) along under the influence and he screwed up. Nothing more(and I can't stand the guy; he's has been a blackmailing bullying pimp after all). I would love to see him get his comeuppance but I don't think this is it.

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    1. It is if he was DWI and they take his gun permits from him.

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    2. Anonymous11:36 AM

      I think if it was a "snowmachine" accident, they would be posting pics of it on the internet, stating "how lucky" he is. Sounds like he got his ass kicked.

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    3. Anonymous11:38 AM

      Oh boy, Todd's accident/injuries is the grift that keeps on giving! It gets $arah's mug/name in some headlines so $he feels 'relevant.' Thanks, Todd, for taking one for the "what's in it for me" team! LOL

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  42. Anonymous10:25 AM

    Some part of me wants to punch the Palin's in the nose but what I really want to see is them buried under and a well publicized avalanche of legal and financial problems. A boy can dream.

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  43. Anonymous10:28 AM

    Just read Ben Carson's endorsement is based upon trump promising a position in his administration.

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    1. Anonymous11:15 AM

      Interesting. Isn't that illegal?

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    2. Anonymous11:31 AM

      Thankfully, Carson is a dolt and didn't realize that was a secret conversation.

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  44. Anonymous10:30 AM

    I think his son beat him up.

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    1. Anonymous11:13 AM

      someone did.

      also T. Palin could be many of the Palins. :O

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  45. Anonymous10:35 AM

    We, as his wife and children, appreciate your respect for our privacy during this time.
    -----------
    Code for: we don’t want the media to investigate what really happened, until we can get our story together!!

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    1. Anonymous11:14 AM

      notice the MSM dropped the story to Sarah Palin says....

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  46. Anonymous10:35 AM

    Bristol isn't, why aren't all the Palins at his bedsite. Doesn't make sense, Sarah's slow response to get back to Alaska. Why is Bristol posting these pictures? She looks like she could care less about her father. Why isn't she there with him? My family would be camped out at the hospital. What is with Bristol selling her product at home instead..... didn't Todds father say he would be there at the end of the month...... something is not right.

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    1. Balzafiar11:12 AM

      Why should she bother; she doesn't care one bit about Todd other than to maintain her public image. She has two kids by him and they're grown now so where's his usefulness?

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    2. Anonymous11:39 AM

      sara's children are Barstool, Willow and Piper (maybe) with Toad. ALL are Pimped by both of them.
      Barstool's are Tri-Gger and Ruffles with daddy dearest. That is more like it.
      NON are GROWN YET.

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  47. Anonymous10:58 AM

    I believe that no matter what the media says, we will not get the true story.

    the tire tracks are hard to erase from his chest tho'.

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  48. O/T - any questions as to why Sarah is on the stump for Drumpf?

    http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2016/03/15/3760261/carson-offered-position-by-trump/

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    1. Anonymous11:05 AM

      https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/599

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  49. Anonymous10:59 AM

    I so wonder about a woman who would not immediately attend to her husband and family in such a situation. She has children under 18! What was she thinking? I can only surmise she really needs the money. Or she thinks when she becomes Trump’s secretary of state she can spin her lack of sentiment toward her family as some kind of “strength of mind” narrative. With Palin and Trump up is down and down is up.

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    1. Anonymous11:20 AM

      "Strength of mind" = cold nasty bitch without an ounce of empathy for her family or humans generally.

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  50. Anonymous11:04 AM

    My theory is he was on the wrong side of a fight with Track and they called it a "snow machine " accident.

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  51. Anonymous11:04 AM

    Good God Almighty! The Palins are one screwed up family, but we all knew that! (Todd, Sarah, Bristol, Track, etc.)

    I'm guessing Todd was drunk when he crashed the machine. The fact his immediate family isn't surrounding him, tells a big story in itself!

    Sarah, his supposed wife, and first class bitch - had to stay on the Trump campaign trail for awhile longer and showed herself to be a joke once again! Trump deserves her!

    Saw his Dad interviewed, on the news coverage in Anchorage last night - TV, who appeared to be in Wasilla outside the hospital. The final statement made by his Dad interestingly enough included the words
    'hopefully, he has learned from this!'

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    1. Anonymous11:18 AM

      Sounds like the son of a bitch was drunk

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  52. Anonymous11:07 AM

    Me thinks it's karma and time to pay his dues for unpaid gambling and messing with the wrong woman.

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  53. Anonymous11:07 AM

    Will Shailey go to his side and nurse him?

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    1. Anonymous11:16 AM

      Yes

      With a 2x4

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    2. Anonymous11:39 AM

      LOL 11:16

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  54. Anonymous11:16 AM

    Speaking of diets, Trump could use that shake in place of some meals. At least he'd get more nutrients. I always pictured him as having a dreadful diet, and his butler said he likes to eat cheeseburgers and steak and doesn't want to see a vegetable. He also said Trump sleeps three hours a day (which Trump has bragged about), four hours at the most. Maybe that orange hunk of lard will have a heart attack.

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    1. Anonymous11:37 AM

      I have been hoping for a heart attack but I think I would prefer a disabling stroke. He probably would survive either a stroke or a heart attack, but I would prefer for him to be out of commission from a clot to the brain.

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  55. Anonymous11:17 AM

    Narcissists do not really care about others, only how it affects them. They fake emotion by watching how others react. They are the fakest people on the planet. When you have a family full of them, led by the number one narcissist, this is what you get. They don't understand true emotion. They are frauds.

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    1. Anonymous11:28 AM

      Well put.

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  56. Anonymous11:21 AM

    If Todd dies then Sarah would be free to go after her first love Glenn "The Womb Shifter" Rice

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  57. Anonymous11:24 AM

    OT-http://news.yahoo.com/trump-dismisses-ad-showing-anti-150400186.html

    FUCK dRumpf with a HOT POKE HER right up his little tight asshole.

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  58. Anonymous11:25 AM

    Has anybody seen Willow? I wonder if drunk Todd (if he was drunk) went "Track" all over Willows's face like Track did to Jordan

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  59. Anonymous11:32 AM

    Todd did Britta's and Jordan's father get together and beat your ass to a pulp for raising a son like Track? Paybacks a bitch

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  60. Anonymous11:37 AM

    Not kidding, this is from Todd Palin's Wikipedia.

    In March 2016, Palin was seriously injured in a snowmobile crash.[33]

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  61. Anonymous11:38 AM

    She said "our privacy" bwaaaahhhhh haha!!!!! Yes, go live your private lives lmao Ahem, carry on.

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