Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Another reminder that money is getting tight in the Palin household.

I somehow doubt that this brings in a great deal of revenue so I cannot help but wonder when the rest of the Palin crew will start doing their part?

Willow could endorse crazy neon colored hair dyes.

Piper could offer baby sitting services to other parents of DS children in the area. After all she has literally tons of experience.

Todd could help introduce a line of airbags for snowmachines.

And of course Track could make a hand protection ad for for men who want to keep their women in line without suffering undue damage to their knuckles.

Of course when Sarah Palin hits it big with her new "I'm going to judge all you haters" reality show I am sure everybody in the family will be right back on easy street. (Damn, I almost typed that with a straight face.)

210 comments:

  1. 66gardeners6:03 AM

    $arahSaysPayme reaps what she sows.

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  2. Anonymous6:05 AM

    She looks like she's pushing forty!

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    1. Anonymous6:30 AM

      You beat me to it. Though I was going to add "drag queen."

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    2. Anonymous6:47 AM

      Wonky eyes also, too just like Mamma.

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    3. Anonymous7:10 AM

      Still has Miss Piggy arms, too. Not fat really, just glacis and short fingered.

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    4. Anonymous7:33 AM

      No muscle tone in the arms. She's slender but never works out.

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    5. Anonymous7:41 AM

      glacis = flaccid.
      Not even close, Autocorrect!

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    6. Anonymous7:47 AM

      I was thinking how old and plastic she looks too! Hey, how big are her breasts--maybe she can get it on with Trump?

      "Nonchalantly", of course.. (Thanks, Nancy!)

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    7. Honestly. She really does look mid-30s. And she's only 25. A bit... haggard... improper nutrition, I'd say, late nights, partying. Do you think she ever eats actual vegetables?

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    8. Anonymous8:37 AM

      Strange that her fans cannot see what we do.

      Just a sampling of compliments from them on her appearance:- Sexy & Gorgeous; Stunning; Awesome; Fabulous; Looking Good; Amazing.

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    9. Anonymous8:38 AM

      As long as we're going there, how about that big head?!

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    10. Anonymous8:44 AM

      ivyfree8:15 AM

      Vegetables for a Palin are at the Panda Express.

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    11. Anonymous9:19 AM

      8:37 AM

      Her fans are mostly relatives or robots. Bought and paid for. None of that is real life. It is all commercial hype.

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    12. I can't wait 'till some entity like the National Enquirer decides to throw their money around and delve into "The Wild Ride Palin Would Like to Hide" and determines, that in fact, that baby was Bristol's. Then once and for all we can be rid of this nasty bunch.

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    13. I just noticed: there's something on her upper lip that looks almost like a mustache. Moustache. Autocorrect's wrong.

      Either it's shadow from making her standard fishface, or bruising from lip work.

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    14. Anonymous12:12 PM

      7:41 glacis = flaccid.
      Not even close, Autocorrect!

      LOL! I thought you were one of the medical-minded people here using a term I am unfamiliar with "glacis."

      I was just getting ready to Google it and see what it means. LOL!

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    15. Anonymous1:22 PM

      12:12, I google every typo too!
      I've almost learned a whole new language!

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    16. Anonymous3:18 PM

      @Anonymous 6:05 AM

      ''She looks like she's pushing forty!''
      *****************************
      I was thinking the same thing..she looks like she is near 40.

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    17. Anonymous9:29 PM

      When I was young I used to cry everyday because I didn't have nice plump glacis arms like everybody else...now I eat my ice cream and laugh ...

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  3. Anonymous6:05 AM

    I enjoy watching the Palins scramble for cash rather than taking a real job. Grifters gotta grift.

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  4. Anonymous6:09 AM

    And the products she pushes are so low-rent.

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    1. Anonymous6:18 AM

      Yep.

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    2. Anonymous8:52 AM

      She'll be doing the 2 AM informercials as soon as Sailor is sleeping through the night and Bristol doesn't have to be home for those late night feedings-snark!

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  5. I have a hard time believing that her endorsement is bringing this company much business.

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    1. Anonymous9:00 AM

      Didn't the company issue a disclaimer about her instagram endorsements?

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  6. Anonymous6:15 AM

    Palin pimping aside, those shake things are awful and don't help with sustained weight loss. So much better to eat real food, mostly plants with enough healthy fats and protein to satiate. And move your body every chance you get. 50 pounds lost 18 years ago and still gone. Actually, 300 pounds, but the lawyer did all the hard work on that first 250.

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    1. lol "that first 250"..

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    2. @6:15, LOL about the first 250! And congratulations. You are spot on about the vegetables + healthy fats + protein. With all the ignorance and craziness in the world, it's important for us IMers to have good nutrition!

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  7. Anonymous6:15 AM

    Bristol does not look well. It must be hell having to pose when she is sick. The color of that shake is putrid. Turns my stomach to look at it.

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    1. Anonymous6:27 AM

      looks like the shakes that Warren Beatty whipped up in Heaven can Wait. But his were healthy, with liver and brewers yeast. She should just get a job, did she ever finish beauty school, or is she a http://www.metrolyrics.com/beauty-school-drop-out-lyrics-grease.html

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    2. Anonymous1:32 PM

      I seen her a few days ago and she looks stick thin in a very unhealthy way. Specially sense it's only been four months after having her last baby. No muscle tone, just a twig from neck to toe!

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    3. Anonymous1:33 PM

      I seen her a few days ago and she looks stick thin in a very unhealthy way. Specially sense it's only been four months after having her last baby. No muscle tone, just a twig from neck to toe!

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    4. Anonymous1:34 PM

      I seen her a few days ago and she looks stick thin in a very unhealthy way. Specially sense it's only been four months after having her last baby. No muscle tone, just a twig from neck to toe!

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    5. Anonymous7:30 PM

      I believe you. The way you write confirms you are from Wasilly. You seen her sense it's been four months blah blah. Lol.

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  8. Anonymous6:22 AM

    Is exotic modeling in Bristol's future

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    1. Anonymous7:00 AM

      What happened to the exotic calendar model? She could help her bff if they are still an item.

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    2. Anonymous10:17 AM

      More like pole dancing at the local titty bar.

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    3. Anonymous11:18 AM

      Oh, that poor pole :(

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    4. Anonymous12:52 PM

      Bristol should work for a sex hotline. She can moan, talk dirty, and do her heavy breathing at home at night, over the phone while Sailor is asleep.

      They are looking for uneducated horny girls just like her. And it's the next logical career move for her, before a sex tape is released.

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  9. Anonymous6:23 AM

    sad face

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  10. Anonymous6:25 AM

    I tried a #310Shake and had diarrhea for two weeks.

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    1. Anonymous7:20 AM

      Maybe that's how Bristol is losing weight?

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    2. Anonymous8:43 AM

      Laxatives disguised as a shake and vomiting is always a killer diet.

      No wonder she looks like that.

      She is losing her hair also too. Baldy2.

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    3. Anonymous9:33 AM

      LOL, sorry, I'm sure that was a drag, but LOL.

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  11. Anonymous6:26 AM

    Does $cratch realize that if she doesn't gig a gig as a judge, she will prove herself as a big fat loser?

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  12. Anonymous6:28 AM

    Seems she's always sucking on something. However this shake crap is a lot safer than what's her prefered choice.
    ChuckTX

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    1. Anonymous7:36 AM

      You're right. She's always sucking on something or looking like she is.

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    2. Anonymous8:28 AM

      All IMers should write to the 310 company and tell them we will NOT buy their product because it is being pushed by Brisdull PayMe -- who stands for lies and hypocrisy. Any product she shills means the same.

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    3. Anonymous8:46 AM

      Whether the tit or a dick,life sucks for barstool. Shes not a woman of many talents. She should be promoting knee pads and Altoids.

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  13. Anonymous6:30 AM

    That is one lousy photo if advertising is the goal.

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    1. Anonymous6:42 AM

      She looks bored. Not much drank yet either. Awful merchandising on her part.

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    2. Anonymous6:58 AM

      This is not the first time she has photos of that diet shake where the color looks like crap the got out of Sarah's poisoned lake.

      What is wrong with this family? Great example and job of self sabotage.

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    3. Anonymous8:15 AM

      Looks like Barstool just "recycles" the shake. Weight control and environmentally friendly.

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    4. Anonymous9:58 AM

      The drink looks more like the shit it gives her after it comes out. I can't believe the product people won't help her out. She obviously knows nothing about any product placement or advertising.

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  14. Anonymous6:35 AM

    During an interview with Fred Thompson, who was then a radio host after running for president and being on “Law & Order” and being a senator, she implies that the Obama bill has a section in it that tries to make seniors end their lives early.

    Then Michele Bachmann picks this up and repeats it on the floor of the House of Representatives. Sarah Palin sees Michele Bachmann’s speech and writes about it on Facebook and coins the term “death panel.” So there’s a kind of right-wing chain that leads to Sarah Palin’s death panel post, which sparked the entire conversation.

    http://www.salon.com/2016/04/20/lying_is_their_business_ari_rabin_havt_on_the_industry_thats_grown_to_create_and_disseminate_right_wing_propaganda/

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    1. Anonymous8:50 AM

      The part she hopped onto was about a discussion with your doctor about end of life decisions would be paid for with the ACA, an idea that Palin herself supported as Governor. Suddenly, it was not only an intelligent thing to promote, but it was the evil government trying to kill of senior citizens! She is so twisted and mean it is almost beyond belief.

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  15. Anonymous6:38 AM

    Oh poor Bristol. Whoring milkshakes

    Not quite the celebrity career you expected when you stole Kim Kardashian's face, was it?

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    1. Anonymous10:02 AM

      I fail to understand WHY Bristles thinks she is so special. An unmarried woman with 4 (at least) children by different fathers. No husband or boyfriend in sight. Her reputation is in the gutter, and has been for years. DWTS showed her as completely untalented, yet she wondered why the other contestants disliked her. They saw people voted off who worked their asses of to learn, while she just got shoved around with a bored look on her face. Posts photos of her growing pregnancy belly, as though she has done something to be proud of. Has the baby and declares her family is now complete. Where is the father??? I think the rumors are true, she really is "slow", isn't she?

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  16. Anonymous6:40 AM

    She'd do better with Beachbody or Thrive. Much more popular supplements, except I think payment might be based on actual sales.

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    1. Anonymous7:06 AM

      They probably don't want her.

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  17. Anonymous6:43 AM

    UGH! What a picture! What a sad, sick face. Who is that middle aged woman?
    I don't know what she is doing or trying to do, but Bar$tool is definitely not healthy, and seems to be going down the drain in her looks. Not that looks are everything - but they are to her. I hope, she does not give this crap to her 4-5 kids (especially since TriG still cannot chew...)
    (I used to have a kid I was teaching, that was literally almost skinny like a stick, but she thought she was fat - and her mother supported her by only giving her low-calorie diet foods for lunch, so I know there are crazies out there who feed their kids unnecessary diet sh*t.)

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  18. Anonymous6:45 AM

    Bristles has bags under her eyes. Must be all the driving, dropping off kids, working long hours? Yeah, right. Also, too she has those strange lines beside her mouth like all the others who have had lip injections. When the gravy train pulls into the station, there will be no money for upkeep, then they will regret all this "enhancement". Did the mausoleum in Ariz. sell yet? Maybe a funeral home will buy it.

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  19. Anonymous6:50 AM

    I just wonder, who takes those pictures and why is she always trying to look like such a tease? If she thinks this will attract a new "trial daddy" she is sadly mistaken.

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    1. Anonymous7:13 AM

      bet me? There are a lot of Pigs who want to fuck that sow..

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    2. Anonymous11:25 AM

      An hard dick has no conscience.

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  20. Anonymous6:52 AM

    She has minimal education, no talent, a dull and mean undeveloped juvenile personality; hawking crap and fleecing trial daddies is all she can do. Where will she be in ten years?

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    1. Anonymous7:40 AM

      And... Two kids by two different guys and never a wedding. She's a prize. Lol

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    2. Anonymous8:16 AM

      Everyone is ALWAYS making stuff up about the family!

      Bristol had a 3.497 GPA!!!

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    3. Anonymous8:17 AM

      7:40: make that FOUR kids by four different daddies - two acknowledged, and two unacknowledged. (TriG being one, and the other one, seemingly a girl, the one she was pregnant with during her first DWTS stint, where she gained enormous weight instead of losing, like was the case with every other woman who went on there!

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    4. At least two kids by two different guys. If they were normal about releasing birth dates, etc., one might give her the benefit of the doubt.. but this is the only family in the world that finds a benefit in obfuscating birth information.

      This really is not an attractive picture of her. A shame, I'm sure a real photographer could make her look a lot better. She has circles under her eyes! At 25!

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    5. Anonymous8:27 AM

      8;16 In Bristles case GPA stands for Groping Penis Average. They say ahe did a lot of that in HS.

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    6. Anonymous8:39 AM

      Right 8:16. Whoever was sitting at her keyboard getting that GED did a swell job!

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    7. Anonymous8:47 AM

      I don't think they give a GPA when you get a GED. It's kind of pass/fail.

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    8. Anonymous9:07 AM

      8:17 & 8:22 2 more..MIA
      Mono Baby #1 and Ruffles, Tri-Gger's twin?

      Before that? The MIA "trust' kid? who knows?

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    9. Anonymous9:24 AM

      http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20279197,00.html

      "Palin said in an interview that one of her first thoughts when Bristol announced her surprise pregnancy last spring was, "Oh, there goes her education." "And that's why I'm so proud of her … really relieved," Palin says. "It's been a challenging and exciting year – her senior year – and I'm just so pleased that we are where we are today."

      Bristol boasted a 3.497 G.P.A., regretting only that she was "point zero-zero-something" away from graduating with Honors"

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    10. Anonymous9:33 AM

      8:16

      Bull.

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    11. Anonymous10:45 AM

      Bristol had a 3.497 GPA!!! bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

      @Anonymous8:16 AM

      It looks like Willow or one of the skanks are already at work this morning.

      Penrose Academy was bought by Sarah and both skanks failed at those job opportunities.

      Only to go on to more failure, remember the Wife Swap debacle?

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    12. Anonymous11:54 AM

      @ 8:16 AM

      Let's see what Bristol, our almost honor student has been up to since earning that high GPA...

      Two children out of wedlock, from two different men. Dakota even put a ring on it. What a shame. I thought those two were really going to go the distance.

      She sorta, kinda has a job. Doing what, I really couldn't tell you. She's always taking selfies making duck or fish lips plus the wonky eye, just precious.

      And now Bristol has to slurp down some questionable looking diet shake "laxative" every morning in hopes of making next month's mortgage payment.

      Yep, that's the stuff that dreams are made off!

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    13. Anonymous1:16 PM

      3.4 GPA - at a school that doesn't even get national ranking and ranks well below the AK average for AP tests passed. But has a ridiculous 21:1 Student teacher ratio? Add in vengeful vitriolic guvmother $arah - Lucy the dog could get a 4.0 GPA there.

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    14. Anonymous4:47 PM

      Everyone's an honors student judging by the length of the honor roll in our local paper.

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  21. Anonymous6:54 AM

    Her dismay does not express words like
    'obsessed with this deliciousness', is that Sarah's word salad special or is Nancy learning the lingo?

    Was Bristol's publicist fired? That would cut back on expenses for poor Sarah.

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    1. Anonymous8:56 AM

      Sarah results>
      "MIT climatologist Kerry Emanuel, who signed the open letter, said the AGU "makes a mockery of its own bylaw that states that it will not accept funding from disseminators of disinformation."
      "
      AGU President Margaret Leinen repeats that the Board decided to keep taking Exxon's money because "we do not have evidence that they are currently contributing misinformation."

      http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2016/04/19/3770435/american-geophysical-union-exxon-mobil/

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  22. Anonymous6:56 AM

    All that plastic surgery has turned Barstool into a grotesque. But as long as the fat, old, white guys who fan her are still getting their chubbies, it's all good.

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    1. Anonymous7:24 AM

      She used to have such a fresh face.
      Sad.

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    2. Anonymous7:42 AM

      The more work she has done and the more makeup applied, the bigger and bumpier her nose looks. I predict she'll get more work done on it.

      And that 1950's eye makeup on her is ridic. When Kim K overdoes the makeup it has a glam quality to it. Even a non-fan of Kim can see that there's a nod to Elizabeth Taylor there. She has a face for the look and the clothes. Bristol overdoes her eyes and then the rest of her face doesn't match up, plus she wears boring inexpensive clothing with that made-up face. She usually throws on the ugly giant necklaces to dress things up but they just make her look middle-aged.

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    3. Anonymous4:48 PM

      Agreed 7:24. She was very pretty in a natural way.

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  23. Anonymous7:04 AM

    now that's what I call "slurping from the gravy train".

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    1. Anonymous7:42 AM

      Slurping and sucking, yes.

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  24. Anonymous7:05 AM

    Now it's clear why she gets up at 4:30 every morning. It's to trowel on the makeup.

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  25. Anonymous7:05 AM

    The extra skin between the underarm & arm is GROSS!

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    1. Anonymous7:43 AM

      No muscle tone anywhere.

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  26. Anonymous7:10 AM

    Why is barstool pushing milkshakes, isn't that what low-grade celebrities do at the end of their career? Isn't she in her early 30s. She does look like crap

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  27. Anonymous7:12 AM

    She's hoping they or someone picks her up for endorsement. Or she's selling it herself.

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  28. Anonymous7:12 AM

    Manly chubster hands as well...

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  29. Anonymous7:12 AM

    Damn! Barstool sure does know how to suck and she is able to do that using one thumb and two fingers.

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  30. Anonymous7:17 AM

    What? Bristol is pushing some diet drink? What happened? DWTS won't bring her back for a 3rd season? Bristol is such an excellent dancer, maybe the 3rd time is the charm and she will win the DWTS Mirror Ball?

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    1. Anonymous8:03 AM

      I think Max is a judge now. That would be delicious to watch him judge her now.

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  31. Anonymous7:19 AM

    " obsessed with this deliciousness"

    Seems obsession is a common state of being with this skank. How many trial daddies was she obsessed with?

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  32. Anonymous7:26 AM

    I'm wondering, can Track get a makeup contract?

    He can push makeup to low self-esteem girls who want to hide their Domestic Violence bruises on their faces and legs?

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    1. Anonymous7:34 AM

      This could be Track's first commercial.

      Baby you know I love you. Why did you get me so mad and made me bash in your face? Here use this makeup to hide your bruises and let's go to Taco Bell.

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    2. Anonymous9:29 AM

      You guys funny.

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    3. Anonymous10:38 AM

      7:26 wins the internet today

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  33. Anonymous7:30 AM

    DWTS For Single Struggling Mothers With Multiple Bastard Children?

    Can Sarah sell that to the ABC executives?

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  34. Anonymous7:39 AM

    Will that shake give her a shorter face instead of her new long face?

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  35. Anonymous7:42 AM

    These comments are brutal and just what Bristol Palin deserves. Disgusting human being.

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    1. True, but in fairness, what chance have any of them had?

      In Psych Nursing, and it was years ago so we know more now about mental illness- they did tell me that the best way to have a kid with problems is to have a mother with problems.

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    2. Anonymous8:42 AM

      Ivyfree, mother AND/OR father with problems.

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  36. Anonymous7:46 AM

    There's so much that's funny in this pic, but my favorite thing might be the silly hair part that is over by her ear. Like that would really stay as is. And why would anyone want almost all their hair pulled over like that--it looks like when Rosie on the View was mocking Trump's comb-over using her own hair in an example.

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    1. Anonymous8:01 AM

      She may be losing her hair.

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    2. Anonymous8:44 AM

      She saw a photo of Veronica Lake, and wanted to check out the hair before she bleaches it blond?

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    3. Anonymous9:14 AM

      Her hair is coming out. Daughter like mother.

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  37. Anonymous7:49 AM

    She looks pissed, like she hates what she's doing. She probably had to wake up early. And those fillers Etc make her look so much older, meaner, and evil.

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  38. Anonymous8:00 AM

    She looks pissed? I would be pissed too if I can't get a reality show and had to push that stuff. At least she's swallowing it. Spitters are quitters, right Bristol?

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  39. Anonymous8:04 AM

    Is that the hardass worker we've heard about all these years?

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    1. Anonymous8:15 AM

      Lighten up, look at how hard she's sucking.

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    2. Anonymous8:43 AM

      Yes, and don;t forget, she had to get Tripp up, dressed and off to school, and the baby..where's the baby? I guess Bristol has to suck down that non-nutritious concoction before she nurses..er, warms up Sailor's baby food. And THEN, she'll have to get out of her PJs and dressed and get her butt to work at that geriatric doctor's clinic. Prissy, we're buying none of it.

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      I wonder if Sailor is fed nourishment if or when she is with the Meyers?

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  40. Anonymous8:04 AM

    She'd be more believable hawking condoms

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    1. Except it's obvious she doesn't use them!

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  41. Anonymous8:05 AM

    Yes, she definitely has a future in motel interiors. I give her 4643 out of 10 for wallpaper excitement.

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  42. Anonymous8:09 AM

    Here's a tip for high school girls in their Junior year who want to lose weight.

    DON'T GET PREGNANT

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  43. Anonymous8:09 AM

    haha, before they just made her pose with the stuff, now they're making her drink it. It looks the same as the packet stuff from the dollar store.

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  44. Dinty8:13 AM

    The 310 thing is probably a Bible reference, those evangelical types gobble this junk up. As to what book it's not really clear, could be John, Roman's, Malachi, who knows. Or it could just be the area code for LA.

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    1. Anonymous9:49 AM

      Bristol wouldn't know a Bible if it fell off Sarah's bookshelf (do they HAVE a bookshelf?) and knocked her out.

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  45. Anonymous8:28 AM

    I wonder if Sarah and her girls ever get jealous of Lisa Murkowski? I'm not a fan of Lisa Murkowski, but at least she went to college and WORKED as an attorney before she ran for politics. (yes it took her 5 times to pass the bar, but she did it). Lisa will never have to grift because she will have a great retirement courtesy of the US Government. Do half term governors get a pension like US senators & representatives? Probably not because of the amount of shilling and gifting that they do.

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    1. Anonymous8:45 AM

      We don't need no stinkin' education

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  46. Janice A Soderquist8:30 AM

    Do you notice that not one major company, beauty products, clothing lines, etc. have approached Bristol to push these products. No tv ads of any kind of enforcement offered Sarah or Bristol. Just the cheapie. Also, notice not one tv station has offered Sarah a job let alone an interview, just stations, etc. that absolutely no one sees or absolutely no politician etc. would even think of appearing on. No new Judge show, no law suits against the singer who mocked her, no appearances on Duck Dynasties new show on Fox, no more appearances at political events, etc. Bristol is pimping herself thinking she is pretty, what a sick thing. The only ones who say she is pretty are her sick followers. You will never read anywhere in the press "Oh, she is so pretty". Bristol and Sarah are alone now, hitting bottom to sell themselves. No one is watching either...

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    1. Anonymous8:46 AM

      I see an Abstinence Maternity line of clothing in her future.

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    2. Anonymous8:58 AM

      I have to say, Bristol is above-average good looking, surgical enhancements notwithstanding. But. And a big but [ : 0 ]. Three things are required for some modest success in life: looks, money, brains. At least two of those things must be combined in any of the four categories here: looks/money; looks/brains; money/brains; brains/brains. Does Ms. Palin fall in to one of these categories? Poor baby, no.

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    3. Anonymous9:13 AM

      Above average good looking..compared to what?Her dog's behind? You need to clean your glasses. Plain old Bristol. No turning this sow's ear into a silk purse.

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    4. Anonymous2:44 PM

      " ... above average good looking"

      Surely you jest. She's a surgically altered mess. In addition, the inner ugliness seeps out of every pore.

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  47. Anonymous8:31 AM

    So Bristol put in a whole five minutes of work today.

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    1. Anonymous8:35 AM

      And hated every minute of it.

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  48. From the article: Piper … has literally [sic] tons of experience.

    Did you (or she) use one of those truck weighing stations found along highways to determine the number of tons? Or did you really mean "figuratively", "virtually", or some some other term denoting emphasis without the claim that you actually went out and weighed it? Just asking….

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    1. Anonymous8:39 AM

      I believe she is weighed every time she crosses state lines..

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    2. Anonymous9:01 AM

      Huh?

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  49. Anonymous8:35 AM

    Protein drinks are bad for your kidneys. But I guess it doesn't matter if you had kidney failure as long as you are skinny.

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    1. I certainly wouldn't use a product like that if I was breastfeeding a baby. Not that Bristol actually told the truth about nursing Sailor...

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  50. Anonymous8:43 AM

    Is this stuff a natural protein drink? Sweet? Salty? I'm trying to avoid sucrose and sodium chloride.

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    1. Anonymous9:09 AM

      Is there such a thing as salty liquid protein

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    2. Anonymous9:47 AM

      I'd avoid anything a Palin uses, frankly.

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    3. Anonymous9:57 AM

      "Is there such a thing as salty liquid protein?"

      Why yes, I believe there is ;)

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    4. Anonymous1:03 PM

      Stay away from those salty sailors.

      For fuck's sake don't name your kids after one night stands.

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  51. Anonymous8:44 AM

    Dakota will see this picture and say: "Wow ! How drunk was I that night in that Vegas hotel room" ?

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    1. Anonymous9:11 AM

      It is more than a bad picture. She looks so unhealthy and unfit.

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    2. Anonymous9:53 AM

      Winner!

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    3. Anonymous10:23 AM

      Duh is sure keeping his distance now. Do you think he caught some STDs?

      I think he knows that Sailor is not his daughter but he is not finished with the Palins.

      When he has the DNA and he can make it official he will clean up the grey areas and give Sailor's life truth and facts.

      Until that time, Sailor's father is still a mystery.

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    4. Anonymous1:45 PM

      Yeah they really whine about DNA evidence don't they? Aw your 'God's Will' money laundering and life of lies isn't working!

      Delete
  52. Anonymous8:52 AM

    Most women part their hair in the middle or slightly off center, Bristol parts her hair just above her ear and brings up the side of her head and around. She's such an idiot but, she thinks she's so cute.

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    1. Anonymous9:21 AM

      I just thought Bristol was bald on top - that's why the Trump like comb over

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    2. Anonymous1:01 PM

      Lol. I did that in the 6th grade because I loved Blair from The Facts of Life. It drove my mother crazy!

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  53. Anonymous8:56 AM

    Chubby arms. Tank tops are not her friend.

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    1. Anonymous1:03 PM

      Shapeless arms and legs. No muscle tone.

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  54. Anonymous9:16 AM

    OT... Did Dakota visit Sailor this weekend?

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    1. Anonymous9:28 AM

      Those are some high mileage looking eyes. Maybe she's working at the Alaskan Bush Club these days. Nothing wrong with that. It pays the bills.

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    2. Anonymous9:46 AM

      Must be tough on the ever confused Bristol trying to keep track of which child goes where when. No wonder she needs those gross shakes to keep her strength up.

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  55. Anonymous9:30 AM

    http://www.cnbc.com/2016/04/19/facebook-considers-letting-users-add-a-tip-jar-to-make-money-from-posts.html

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    1. This has us ALL wee wee'd up!!!

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  56. Anonymous9:37 AM

    She has definitely had some work on her lips recently.

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    1. Anonymous10:02 AM

      She sure has! They look hideous. She loves them though. lol

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  57. Anonymous9:44 AM

    What, no shout out to her dear brother on his birthday?

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    1. Anonymous10:19 AM

      He deployed back to Afghanistan or Iraq. He is such the fighter. Fightin' for our freedumbs. Ya know, so Track and all of us can speechify.

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  58. Anonymous9:50 AM

    Definitely. Yesterday I was trying to get a hold of one of Lisa Rinna's worst pics, but the site wouldn't let me. It's a pic of her lips so blown up that the wet interior lip bulges out and is so cyst-like. That is how Bristol looked in that stupid recent pic where she was making a kissing or sucking face face.

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  59. Anonymous9:52 AM

    Bishop Thomas Muthee prayed to protect Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin from witches.
    The anti-witch assistance for Sarah.
    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bEBnZJQZHJg/hqdefault.jpg

    What did he do to Bristol Palin?

    She looks like she can't exorcise the demons that glom on the her.

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  60. Anonymous9:57 AM

    We've all commented on how her pics never show any real-life active moments. They're always so posed and with little in the background, which normally is a good thing for a portrait, but her "home" pics look so un-alive. Now she's posted another 310 pic and in both she is just sitting or standing there in her kitchen and posing with her drink. There's no activity. Even when she writes about being busy, the pics don't convey busy. If she wants to succeed at this biz she's going to have to have some real-looking pics taken. Heck, the other day she typed that she'd been on a hike with her kid, but the pic was just of the landscape, which was pretty, sure, but there was nothing hike-ish there and it was just a pretty picture of a mountainous distant landscape. Get the hell on a bike, Bristol. Jog. DO SOMETHING! Then at least someone might buy into what you're selling.

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    1. Anonymous10:16 AM

      Hilarious when she had that scenic photo as if she had been hiking. As much as she lies, you would think she would be better at it by now.

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    2. Anonymous11:26 AM

      That scenic picture she posted looks like she just photoshopped Sunny and Levi out, because Sunny has almost exactly the same scenery are a background, but she and Levi kissing, with their girls on their backs...

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    3. Anonymous11:55 AM

      Yeah, there's so much actual living in Sunny's posted pics. You can look at the images and see the full story and know what being together is like and what it means to them. Bristol thinks she posts really good pics because of how they're cropped and like portraits, but they lack spontaneity and a feeling of having caught life's real moments with a few clicks of a camera. Everything with Bristol's pics is handled too carefully and involves manipulation. Photos are only a representation of life, and she drives the life even further away.

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  61. Out of curiosity I looked at the website for the stuff Bristol's hawking. There were lots of pretty people posing with their shakes. Bristol was not among them!

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    1. Anonymous12:58 PM

      Perhaps if Bristol would submit a professional photo - not some amateurish snapshot. Don't think 310 would post such an ugly photo to represent their product.

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  62. Anonymous12:03 PM

    Wow, I can't believe how hard and old she looks. I used to scoff at people who say she looks mid thirties but in this picture she really does. For someone who relies so much on her looks, she's gonna have a horrible time coming to terms with losing them as she ages. My older sister used to be gorgeous and just coasted through life, now at 48 she's still very attractive but she cannot accept that her youth is gone. She's depressed and obsessed with the latest anti aging creams and such. This is what awaits Bristol unless she changes course now and focuses on education and being a decent person instead of her rapidly fading looks.

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    1. Anonymous4:56 PM

      Tell you sister that the purpose of skin is to keep stuff out. That includes the "actives" in skin cream. She should save her money.

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  63. Anonymous12:29 PM

    Evil looking eyebrows and scary eyes. And looks at the marionette yes. BTW. the woman looks drunk and aged. That's very sad since she's in her late 20s.
    Also, she looks like she was made to sit there and take a photo. she looks very very unhappy.
    She should just get a real job and stop trying to get free money. That's gotta be hard, no?

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    1. Anonymous2:06 PM

      Mid-20s. All of 25!

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    2. Anonymous2:15 PM

      She is full of self entitlement and has no skills. She thinks she deserves to be rich and famous just because she exists. Mommy was a role model she emulates well. Work is beneath her; she's a queen.

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    3. Anonymous5:53 PM

      NO way the woman is 25, sorry. Those people lie so much and it's obvious.

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    4. Anonymous7:32 PM

      She looks 45,and behaves like a 12 year old.

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  64. Enough with the comments about Bristol's cocksucking face. She's a lazy, know-it-all bitch and no doubt she gives head like one.

    I'd want her sucking it the way some of you'd want her watching your kids.

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  65. Anonymous12:57 PM

    The death warmed over look is the 21st century version of heroin chic.

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    1. Anonymous1:47 PM

      Heroin now that would explain a lot hu?

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    2. Anonymous3:04 PM

      She would not even need to steal anything from Papa. Fentanyl is a street drug now.

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  66. Anonymous1:04 PM

    Caption: Washed up, washed out and wasted.

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  67. Anonymous1:35 PM

    Is it wrong to wish that Bar$tool croaks the next time she drinks one of her horrible shakes after swallowing it the wrong way?

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  68. Why in God's name does she think anyone cares?

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  69. Anonymous2:00 PM

    Keep sucking, Brissy!

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    1. Anonymous2:29 PM

      Yes. It's what you do best, Brissy.

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  70. Anonymous2:12 PM

    Why would any company use Bristol for endorsement purposes. Only a fringe group of stooopids admire this talentless trollop. Many more than a fringe find her loathsome. The folks in this company responsible must be nitwits or ignorant Palin bots.

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  71. Bristol's next trial daddy: Johnny Manziel

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  72. Anonymous3:33 PM

    OK, you guys. Who posted this comment on that photo?

    "There is something a bit Native American in you."

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  73. Anonymous3:44 PM

    She looks like she was ridden hard and put away wet

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  74. Anonymous3:49 PM

    I felt sorry for Levi Johnson back in the day. The way he had pimped out trying to get him to do all the crazy shit. The naked spread and all. Glad he took a step back and realized he was just an average guy that just got shucked into the fray and took his life back. These bitches are where he was back then. Being pimped out by average con artist. Next, we get a spread from Bristol, and we sigh, and say Levi was avenged. Hardy har har. Oh, by the way, I don't mean to insult Cher, but was just looking on youtube and saw the Half Breed and Gypsy, tramps, and thieves, and Bristol has that same slutty look Cher was projecting. You know that come hither look from a woman of questionable morals.

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  75. Anita Winecooler3:55 PM

    Hey, Kim K wannabe, nobody cares what your sucking on and your obsession with it's deliciousness and great way to start a day. Nobody cares what goes in and out of your mouth, Don't you have a baby and a full time job to fill that empty hole you're desperately trying to fill? Oh look, it's Marie Osmond in drag! And you suck at that as well.

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  76. ericafromdallas4:21 PM

    She looks like Octo-Mom these days. So sad.

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    1. Anonymous7:27 PM

      Sooo much like octomom. Her obsession was Anjolina Jolie . She had plastic surgery lips and had all those kids. I'm sure there's a psych term for it.

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  77. Anonymous5:25 PM

    Dakota Meyer is taking a stand on an issue.

    I hope he will be man enough to make certain that it is absolutely clear and certain that Sailor Grace will not have to go though a life with the questionable and uncertain foundation and beginning she now has.
    http://websta.me/p/1232206719080035290_284691883

    Sailor Grace was born a public person. It will not go away.

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    1. Dakota is as dumb as Bristol. Here's a quote from his websta comment:

      -- quote

      . . . And had any taken into consideration the president this sets? . . .

      Read more at http://websta.me//p/1232206719080035290_284691883#32M5mfX1qplaYat4.99

      -- end quote

      Anyone here ever "set a president?"

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  78. Anonymous5:50 PM

    Look at those flap jacks excuse for arms. Compare those flaps to FLOTUS. lol. The woman looks drunk as well. What a cheapo.

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  79. Anonymous6:52 PM

    Poor pathetic Brancy Barstool thinks that they can show examples of other people while they go on showing the Palin family as abusive evil child abusers.

    Barstool the sad depressed diet scammer.

    http://wp.production.patheos.com/blogs/bristolpalin/files/2016/04/delaney1-620x345-e1461166682309.jpg

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  80. Anonymous7:19 PM

    She sure doesn't look obsessed drinking that gross looking stuff lol. She looks like she's trying (and failing miserably) to look like she's not pissed she's been reduced to this to make a buck. Hey Bribitch you're a horrible actress and terrible speaker it will only got downhill from here on. Get a real job you retarded slut.

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  81. emrysa7:32 PM

    so who doesn't think this "shake" company is set up by the palin family or friends to make it look like brisdull has something to sell... what a joke, no one is buying what brisDULL THE DIMWITTED is selling. lol no one looks up to her or wants to be like her, these people are really flailing.

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