Saturday, April 09, 2016

Bill Maher mocks Donald Trump for using Sarah Palin as his surrogate, introduces Palin rap album.

Courtesy of Raw Story:  

“First of all, she didn’t help in Iowa; he lost there. He lost Alaska,” Maher argued, adding, “She’s like that Billy Bass toy — the novelty’s worn off, we can’t remember why we thought it was fun to begin with, and yet it keeps talking. And quite frankly, it looks like it’s on meth.” 

“She’s not a senior member of the campaign,” Dean said in response. “She was gonna endorse somebody, and it was between Ted Cruz and Donald Trump, and she’s a national figure. She was a vice-presidential nominee.” 

“‘She’s a national figure’?” author Max Brooks shot back. “So was Ted Bundy.”

I love that Ted Bundy line, though to be fair I think that Ted Bundy has higher approval ratings at this point.

Speaking of approval, Palin's attempts to get rapper Azealia Banks kicked off Twitter for her remarks did not meet Twitter's approval either.

Maher went on later in the show to suggest that the Republicans sit out this next election and just let Hillary Clinton have it. 

Isn't that what they have been doing? 

62 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:34 PM

    Alaska and the two states she campaigned in were losses for Trump. That says it all. I love it!

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    1. Anonymous5:55 PM

      Trump lost Wisconsin but he did win some counties...but not the ones in which Palin showed up. Where Palin campaigned, Trump lost.

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    2. Anonymous5:54 AM

      It will be interesting to see, with Trump's new management, if they will use Sarah at all going forward.

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  2. The Guinness Book of World Records people reported today, that their research reveals that someone in America pulls a new Hillary Clinton "scandal" out of their rectum, every 20 minutes.

    And the 23 years this has been happening, is a record no one expects will EVER be surpassed.

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    1. Anonymous7:24 PM

      Yes, they are in a later over the Panama crap--the Berniebots are calling for Hillary to get out now.

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    2. Anonymous9:14 PM

      What's a 'later'?

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    3. Anonymous9:52 PM

      'in a lather' (all wee wee'd up)

      dowl

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    4. Anonymous4:20 AM

      Link or Lie Roger. Can't find what you state as fact. Don't try to fuck with IMers. They, as a group overall, aren't afraid to do their own research.

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    5. Hey, Dumbfuck--that was humor even a four year old would have detected.

      You must have a Hillary accusation stuck in your rectum, and can't concentrate.

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  3. Anonymous4:49 PM

    Sue him, $arah! hahahahaha

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  4. Anonymous5:04 PM

    And now you know why I thought of you last night, Gryph. "Pleeeease watch" in my beer infused delight.

    Not a senior member of the campaign will certainly irritate the pee pond. She's going to be his chief of staff or press secretary don'cha know.

    A wonky-eyed wink to ya!

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    1. Anonymous9:53 PM

      Can ol' Sara(h) P even wink anymore?

      dowl

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  5. Anita Winecooler5:09 PM

    I needed help breathing I was laughing so hard. These are all made manifest by Sarah's odd mental illness and her misuse of the english language. Can't wait for Brancy's outrage and self flagellation telethon.

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    1. Anonymous6:18 PM

      My husband never watches Real Time (past his bed time) and was laughing his head off!

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    2. Anonymous9:13 PM

      HAHAHA, 'self flagellation telethon', that's awesomely funny! Gotta steal that one.....

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  6. Anonymous5:16 PM

    I love "Straight Outta Wedlock" and "Getting Quitty With It".

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  7. Anonymous5:29 PM

    Too funny for words: April 8, 2016 4:43pm throwback from Willow Palin. When Todd's hand looked big.
    http://www.pikore.com/wbf_

    Trump hand looks yuuuuuggee.
    http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_630_noupscale/56bcb8491a00002d00ab2770.jpeg

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    1. Anonymous5:51 PM

      "Have you seen Todd?"
      LOL

      Umm, yes, Sarah, we have. *smirk*

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    2. Anonymous6:26 PM

      Trig has taken up Photoshop. He's darn good!

      http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2016/04/at-this-point-one-has-to-wonder-if.html?showComment=1460251412308#c4777460328135297479

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    3. Anonymous8:06 PM

      I can't stop laughing.

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    4. Anonymous1:18 AM

      5:51, Have you seen *todd's? No,but plenty have...giggle.

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    5. Anonymous3:36 AM

      Might be your MOM,
      not sure if Toad's your DAD Willow.

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    6. Anonymous8:45 AM

      Wasn't Steve wallow's dad? Momma sure got around.

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    7. Anonymous6:03 PM

      Steve Menard?

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  8. Boys-in-my daughter was my favorite

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    1. Anonymous3:37 AM

      My fave was Straight Outta Wedlock

      Inspired humor for sure! I love smart funny people.

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  9. Anonymous6:00 PM

    I laughed my ass off at the part where they set her speeches to music.

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  10. Anonymous6:09 PM

    Sarah has asked Dennis Hastert to baby sit Trig and Tripp.

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    1. Anonymous7:12 PM

      Lol! Good one!

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    2. Anonymous9:26 PM

      Creepy senior wants some training tips for the grandkids!

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  11. Anonymous6:14 PM

    Larry Wilmore was asked the kill f#ck marry question and his choices were Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter and Carly Fiorina. Guess who he didn't want to f#ck or marry?

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  12. Anonymous6:24 PM

    clanging [klang-ing]. noun. 1. a pattern of speech observed in some types of mental illness, as manic disorder, in which associations are based on punning or rhyming.

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    1. Anonymous7:06 PM

      Holy shit, 6:24, I looked this term up and WOW. The Wiki page even had a blueword link "word salad"..I almost spit out my tea. Thanks for this info!

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    2. Anonymous9:24 PM

      Thanks from me also too!

      Who knew word salad was an actual medical term?

      lol

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    3. Anonymous3:39 AM

      Who knew word salad was an actual medical term?


      Umm, probably all the people educated in these matters who are aware of Sarah Palin! Just like all the women who gave birth and professionals who know medical and nursing regulations, hospital standrds, insurance issues, etc, who KNOW Sarah did not birth a TriG from her hoohah on 4/18/08!!!! At MatSu or Anchorage or ANYWHERE!!!

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    4. Anonymous7:00 AM

      I became familiar with this term from Boston Legal when James Spader had episodes of babbling nonsense. When palin showed up on the national stage the term fit her perfectly.

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  13. Anonymous6:53 PM

    O/T

    Dear Gryphen,

    Can I just tell you how happy I am that your blog is returning to it's pre-Palin excellence with great posts on politics and religion. There have only been a few Palin related posts in the last couple of weeks. YAY! Thank you!

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    1. Anonymous7:53 PM

      The clip mentioned above, where Bill Maher suggests the GOP sit out this next election and let Hillary have it, is hilarious. Thanks Gryph, for the link.

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    2. Anonymous3:41 AM

      Speak for yourself I guess.
      I only really visit for the Palin stuff. We can't give up. She needs to be exposed in all her unglory. Once and for all.

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    3. Anonymous5:43 AM

      Anonymous3:41 AM,

      I was speaking for myself. No need for you to comment.

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    4. Anonymous9:35 AM

      5:43 AM If you don't want a response, then don't post comments.

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  14. Anonymous7:07 PM

    Are you sure former Gov Sarah Palin of Alaska who is loved by Alaskans did not deliver Alaska to Donald Trump?

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    1. Anonymous2:34 PM

      Hey! Hey! Wake up! You were screaming! hahaha

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  15. Anonymous7:49 PM

    The comments are priceless!

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/maher-to-trump-supporter-why-does-he-keep-bringing-out-unhinged-palin/

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw41BDhI_K8

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  16. Anonymous7:51 PM

    2010 Election - Talk about connecting the dots to today!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw41BDhI_K8

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  17. Anonymous8:11 PM

    Did scarrrry's rap tune "Kill Jill" make it onto the album?

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  18. Anonymous8:17 PM

    Trump's Twitter Army Appears To Be Phony

    http://www.dailywire.com/news/4779/trumps-twitter-army-appears-be-phony-aaron-bandler#.VwgllNcbbas.twitter

    http://dailycaller.com/2016/04/08/some-pro-trump-twitter-accounts-appear-to-be-part-of-marketing-campaign/

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  19. Anonymous8:20 PM

    This is just brilliant for them to do. Sometimes triggering people's awareness by 'connecting the dots' and, in essence, thinking it through for their readers, ALL the way through, past the rah, rah of election season is a huge thing. It will paint a picture that is very important to be painted.

    http://www.politico.com/blogs/on-media/2016/04/boston-globe-trump-front-page-221761

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    1. Anonymous9:16 PM

      Next, the Globe should do a Cruz front page and the results of an imposed Christian theocracy.

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  20. Anonymous8:23 PM

    https://www.facebook.com/actdottv/videos/vb.153418591515382/461589707364934/?type=2&theater

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  21. Anonymous8:54 PM

    Sarah, you are indeed a washed-up whore (you and your daughter both.)

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  22. Anonymous9:02 PM

    Sue Sarah sue!! lolololololol

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  23. Anonymous9:20 PM

    Where's the lawsuit, Sarah? Saying and not doing make you a QUITTER. Ah hell, you'were a quitter anyways before Azealia. Nothing new!

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  24. Anonymous9:21 PM



    Was Azaelia Banks going after Sarah on Twitter part of Operation Hip Hop against Trump?

    Did the Palins fall into a trap?

    Listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JouO80XSmc Published on Mar 15, 2016

    The Breakfast Club Presents The Donkey of The Day with Charlamagne tha god!


    Bonus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf511Mn2ipI

    Published on Jan 24, 2016

    Charlamagne awards Donkey of the Day to Track Palin for allegedly putting hands on his girlfriend while drunk and also to Sarah Palin for blaming President Obama for his actions!

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  25. Anonymous10:41 PM

    Palins rule Anchorage rap scene.

    Awesome! Bristol's 3.5 month baby daughter is superbaby. Bristol's 60ish dad is superdad!
    http://tinyurl.com/hrpx5kv

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    1. Anonymous8:38 AM

      ..5 month old baby.

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    2. Anonymous2:35 PM

      your right about the rapsheet record!

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  26. Anonymous1:59 AM

    She will never sue, but just drop it. She does not want her targets brought up about Gabby and Michael with a big smile on her face. She does not want to bring up Track beating up his girlfriend and charged. She does not want to bring up the fact that she slept with a black athlete, one time stand, in her sisters dorm room. She does not want to bring up Bristols two out of wedlock children with no husband and on and on...

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    1. Anonymous7:15 AM

      What really happened in July of 2009?

      Was Sarah telling the whole truth?

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    2. Anonymous5:02 PM

      Just like the document leak she got caught doing things she should't have been! But she did and now the USA will be penalized! Send her a thank you card when the US economy tanks! Her money is overseas! ;)

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  27. :::reflectively::: When you think about it, Ted Bundy is much more famous than Sarah Palin. I'm sure there will be books written about Sarah eventually, of the "WTF was this woman even NOMINATED for?" and "Can you BELIEVE what this woman did and some people were still fans?" genre. They're still writing books about Ted Bundy: of course, he was a lot smarter than Sarah Palin. He also accomplished more: they were negative accomplishments, but still his- and just evading the law as long as he did makes him a lot smarter than Sarah.

    I live with hope that someday, some regulatory agency is going to catch up with Sarah's peculiar financing and record-keeping. She does not appear to understand that regulations apply to her,but I think some day a court will tell her what she shouldn't have done.

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  28. Anonymous3:37 PM

    Ted Bundy was a good looking and charismatic guy,however,sparse on top. He stayed at a motel I worked at. He was a killer,but in retrospect..palin is creepier than bundy.

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