Saturday, May 07, 2016

Last night Bill Maher called Donald Trump exactly what he is, a whiny little bitch.

Courtesy of Raw Story:

Bill Maher ended Friday’s episode of Real Time by once again mocking Donald Trump’s masculinity, arguing that the stereotypes about 1950s housewives really do apply to the Republican candidate. 

“Never forget, Lady Trump, that Hillary Clinton was born a woman,” he said. “But you chose to live your life as a whiny little b*tch. Which is why, if Hillary is the Democratic nominee, I’ll be voting for the only one who has balls.”

I am sure that there will be some conservative women who will feign outrage and claim that what Maher said was demeaning to women,

But it wasn't, unless of course Donald Trump's penis is even smaller than we suspect.

104 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:38 PM

    Didn't Trump sue (or try to!) Bill Maher awhile back? Doesn't look like it scared Maher much as he's going after Trump with much more emphasis! Love it, love it!

    I find Trump to be an emotional wreck. Watch how he's now going after smart, sweet Elizabeth Warren. All he does is whine and bully people! Such a jackass!

    And, I'll bet Trump is going to lose big time IF he gets the nomination. The Republican Party is in one Hell of a mess!

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    1. Anonymous6:23 PM

      @Anonymous 4:38 PM

      '''I find Trump to be an emotional wreck. Watch how he's now going after smart, sweet Elizabeth Warren. All he does is whine and bully people! Such a jackass!'''
      *********************
      Oh, Elizabeth can handle his punk girly ass.

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    2. Anonymous7:25 PM

      What's wrong with being girly, 6:23?

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    3. Bill did a big bit on Trump's tiny litigation fingers. Yeah, Trump is sue happy and I think threatened to sue Maher but not sure if he followed through.

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    4. Anonymous7:20 AM

      Trump did sue Maher but later dropped the suit.

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  2. Anonymous4:48 PM

    Testicles, Penis, Vagina

    Legislation and policy just can't compete in the political arena.

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  3. Anonymous4:52 PM

    Hillary Clinton has balls.

    Barack Obama is white.

    Praise or slam. You decide.

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    1. Anonymous6:20 PM

      @Anonymous 4:52 PM

      ''Barack Obama is white.''

      Is that you Sarah? Only someone Sarah Palin would drag President Obama into this, and make such a ridiculous statement.

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    2. Anonymous6:49 PM

      Granted, Obama is only half black.

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  4. Anonymous5:03 PM

    Woman often discuss the size of other people's vaginas and brag about the size of their own. And when a woman wants to really emphasize how tough a man is, she often says something like "he's really got the vagina of the gods".

    Vaginas are loads more interesting than dull, little, unimportant, boring, penises.

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    1. Shhh, it'll hear you.

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    2. Balzafiar5:48 PM

      Littler penises aren't interested in trying to play in a goddamn cathedral. Average and passionate beats big and brutal every time. Size does matter -- both ways.

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    3. Anonymous6:34 PM

      @5:48

      The comment was on the size of the vagina not specific bigness. Naturally women discuss size in terms of tightness and capacity. Juiciness is also discussed. Make no assumptions that women don't understand the important dimensions.

      Clitoris is another topic loads more interesting that penis. Many aspects of that DO matter, in all three ways.

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    4. Anonymous7:06 PM

      My mother spent an extra two days in hospital following my brother's birth and had her vagina "rejuvenated" and apparently my father was very happy about that :-)

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  5. Anonymous5:09 PM

    Jon Stewart May Be Returning To Television Before The Election

    https://www.thewrap.com/hbos-richard-plepler-hopeful-that-jon-stewart-will-be-on-air-by-presidential-election-video/

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  6. Anonymous5:15 PM

    Well, if Bill was referring to a female dog, then it would be different than if he used that term that is a well known word used to denigrate women.

    I mean, gee, attack a misogynistic asshole with a hugely misogynistic word. Brilliant, Bill, just brilliant. But of course, he MUST have been referring to a whining female dog, eh?

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    1. Anonymous7:47 PM

      He is very Bernie Bro sexist.

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    2. Sometimes you have to use the terms the misogynistic assholes understand.

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    3. Anonymous10:05 PM

      And Jesse Gryphen comments on this cuz he's the sane type guy.

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    4. I thought the bit was funny, especially with the visuals.

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  7. Anonymous5:16 PM

    Why Do White Supremacists Love Donald Trump? Ex-KKK Grand Wizard Explains

    “It takes chaos to deteriorate the empire,” Tom Metzger, one of America’s most notorious living white supremacists, tells TheWrap

    https://www.thewrap.com/why-do-white-supremacists-love-donald-trump-ex-kkk-grand-wizard-explains/

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  8. Anonymous5:28 PM

    I feel like I'm living with a Trump/Hillary combo. 3 teens. ARGGHHHHH

    Let's just say you aren't a REAL parent until you've heard "I hate you" a million times over 16 years.

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    1. Anonymous6:06 PM

      In my home that happened exactly once per child. My father would say, in his staff sergeant roar, "that is your mother you are speaking to" and that was the end of it.

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    2. Anonymous6:36 PM

      It's normal for kids to say they hate their mothers (more than fathers, but maybe that's just my experience). They don't really mean it beyond that very moment and they usually feel really bad about it not long after it comes out of their mouths. They say they hate you because they know you will love them no matter what.

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    3. Anonymous6:53 PM

      I said it once to my mother while shopping and she promptly used her formidable tennis backhand and left me on the floor of Macy's.

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    4. Anonymous7:23 PM

      You were physically assaulted by your mother, 6:53.

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    5. Anonymous8:03 PM

      I don't remember the number of times my daughter told me she hated me, but recall the first time because it made me cry!

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    6. Anonymous8:44 PM

      7:23pm

      Nah, that backhand taught me a lesson in respect that I'd never forget. We all still laugh about it mostly because my mother is a very polite, proper an demure woman and damn, she hit her limit that day though!

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    7. Anonymous9:33 PM

      That's sweet, 8:44.
      The fact remains that you were physically assaulted by your mother.

      If some other adult had knocked you to the ground in the middle of Macy's because of something you said, your mother would have called the police and had that person arrested for assault and child abuse.

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    8. Anonymous10:19 PM

      9:33pm

      You sound like one of those people who blame all of their shortcomings on parental abuse or some shit, just because you were spanked a few times.

      Save it for your therapist, some of us are realists and not pansy ass new age concern trolls that spend all of our time trying to figure out what the new "political correctness" is.

      My parents provided me with a wonderful life full of every opportunity that I could imagine. Mother backhanding me once did nothing to change my perception of my fantastic life, nor would I blame her for what she did.

      Shit happens, she felt even worse about it than I did.

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    9. Anonymous10:27 PM

      I feel sorry for you 10:19. Your obvious bitterness and lack of self-awareness is pitiful. No, I am not the original poster..
      The way you lashed out at the poster and belittled her and called her names is very telling about you.

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    10. Anonymous6:25 AM

      Bunch of Holier Than Thous here today. Sheesh. I got whacked a few times as a kid, so what. It was a different generation.
      I never told my mother I hated her and my kids never said it to me. Seems to me it's the spoiled brats who say that to their mom.

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    11. Anonymous7:02 AM

      So, now it's "politically correct" to think adults shouldn't backhand children and knock then to the ground?

      I was actually never spanked by my parents. Maybe that's why I'm a "pansy ass, new age concern troll."

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  9. Anonymous5:30 PM

    The whiny bitch that has people sign contracts, even ex wives, that they will never talk bad of him in public if the deal goes south.


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    1. Anonymous7:08 PM

      You can be sure anyone affiliated w/Trump w/contracts would be cut off financially if they bad mouth him even one tiny bit.

      Money talks! Especially when it concerns the asshole Trump!

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    2. Anonymous7:45 AM

      Even the people working and volunteering for his campaign had to sign confidentiality agreements.What a thin skinned paranoid cowardly POS.

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  10. Anonymous5:33 PM

    I'm not a conservative, but as a woman with two daughters, I prefer people not use femaleness as an insult (Lady Trump) or as being inferior to male traits (having balls).

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    1. Anonymous5:51 PM

      It's been like that since I can remember!
      We will always be inferior because we don't have a dick.

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    2. Anonymous6:25 PM

      Thank you, anonymous 5:33. Trump, Maher AND Gryphen are all misogynistic jerks on any given day. Gryphen thinks it's ok, as long as someone like Maher or Trump is acting badly. It's not ok.

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    3. Anonymous6:58 PM

      Hey, don't undersell our female hood! Men seek the treasure the we hold between our legs, and to boot, we hold the key, the key of consent.

      Men seek our treasure and WE, and only WE, get to say yes or no.

      How many women do you know who actually lusted for that thing in between a man's legs? Lusted for other things yes, and consenting to sex is a sure way to get those things, but lusting for the penis itself? Thanks but no thanks! Girls in my circle call that thing "a means to an end".

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    4. Anonymous7:02 PM

      6:25pm

      Why do you think that the 3 of them or either never married or married and divorced multiple times?

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    5. Anonymous7:10 PM

      Oh puh-leeze, 6:25 PM.
      Can you comprehend what you read?

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    6. Anonymous7:42 PM

      What's next, 7:02 PM, berating childless couples because you HAVE to have kids according to "the rules?"

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    7. Childfree Because We Have Way Too Many People8:33 PM

      Anonymous 7:42,
      People don't get married with the intention of getting divorced later. Divorce is a failure of the marriage. It's NOT EVEN CLOSE to a childless couple. Childless and child free people are not failures by definition of their lack of parenthood. Try another analogy.

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    8. Anonymous9:24 PM

      Explain how anything Maher said is misogynistic.

      "Men are assholes; women are bitches!"
      Lighten up.

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    9. Sometimes you have to fight a misogynist with a misogynist.

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    10. Anonymous10:13 PM

      I am childless. I just really don't like children, never have, never will. I don't even have any friends with children. I always felt that they would complicate life. Being two is easy, travel is easy, you can keep a smaller home and yes, the world is very overpopulated so we decided not to add to that.

      My only sibling also decided against kids.

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    11. Anonymous10:37 PM

      I can't get over now pathologic 6:58's comments are. So.. you only have sex to get what you want from a man? And you don't know any women who lust after the penis? Really ????
      These comments are not the norm, sorry.. Maybe in the 1950s, but not now. Maybe by a victim of sexual abuse, but not by someone with healthy views of sexuality and intimacy. Many women do lust and love sex. And don't have it only to manipulate the men in their life..
      That is pretty fucked up and I really feel for you that you don't see how manipulative and sad it is. It sounds like the kind of thing Palin or one of her daughters would say..

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    12. Anonymous6:33 AM

      Hear, hear!! My vagina likes penis.

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    13. Anonymous8:13 AM

      6:58 explained it correctly, little girls in her juvenile circle. She must not know about the lusting Trial Daddy fucking Bristol Palin.

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    14. Anonymous9:58 AM

      6:58 doesn't understand that she isn't the only one with a hole between her thighs. If she puts too high of a value or attitude on her hoohoo, no-one will bother with hers anyways. There are plenty of other willing vaginas that just want a good release without strings attached, as well as the cash business vaginas.

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    15. Anonymous10:36 AM

      "Explain how anything Maher said is misogynistic."

      It was explained clearly in the OP

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  11. Anonymous5:50 PM

    When I'm described as having "balls" by male colleagues, it's a huge boost to my day.

    (not)

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    1. Anonymous7:03 PM

      Used to bother me, but then I decided to own it. Yup, my balls are bigger than theirs. Made of steel. Boys will have to deal. It's who I am and I'm not going away.

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  12. Anonymous6:02 PM

    So the joke is that having balls means a woman is of greater value.

    Maher must pay his writers peanuts.

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  13. Anonymous6:26 PM

    Maher must be delighted when people say he has a vagina.

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    1. Anonymous8:26 PM

      The sad thing about that ugly little toad of a man is how much pussy he gets.

      I, as well as many others I'm sure, have dated or married men that were, let's just say physically unappealing, but I don't care how wealthy Bill is I'd still draw the line way before it even got close to his level of unattractive.

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    2. Anonymous10:30 PM

      Wow.. 8:26.. you really hate men!!

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    3. Anonymous10:38 PM

      Wow... fucked up 8:26.

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    4. Anonymous8:10 AM

      8:26 Must be Miss Alaska, she looooves herself so much.

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  14. Anonymous6:27 PM

    I'm not conservative, and I'm a Hillary supporter. What Maher said WAS insulting to women. He pretty much said, Hillary was born a woman, so she had no choice but to rise above it by claiming some balls, but Trump CHOSE to be womanlike / "a whiny little bitch". So YES, this is very insulting to women, even if you are glad he is insulting Trump at the same time.

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    1. Anonymous7:49 PM

      *1

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    2. Anonymous8:47 PM

      I didn't think so, and I'm a woman. I guess it depends on how strong you are.

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    3. Anonymous9:22 PM

      8:47 pm -- No it doesn't depend on how strong you are . . . it depends on how much you think, and how well you understand language and what it means, and what people are saying . . . . but if you aren't good at comprehending language, I guess it is easier to decide you are right about everything because you are stronger somehow . . .

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    4. Anonymous9:44 PM

      I think and I DO understand language, but I don't take everything said as a personal slight as many do here.

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    5. Anonymous6:45 AM

      Yes, you are obviously a strong woman and all of us women who would prefer people stop using femaleness as an insult are obviously weak.

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    6. Anonymous6:52 AM

      Never mind them 9:44. This blog is full of pretentious bullies!!

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  15. Anonymous6:47 PM

    I would fully expect to find a big, hairy, wrinkly pair when I pulled down Hillary's pantsuit. No surprise there.

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    1. Anonymous7:05 PM

      I would fully expect to find a big, juicy clitoris when I pulled down Trump's kilt. No surprise there.

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    2. Anonymous8:23 PM

      7:05pm

      When studying human sexuality and reproduction in college we saw research films featuring women with extraordinarily large clitorises and men with "micro penises".

      They look very much the same except for the presence of testicles in the males, especially if the male is uncircumcised.

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    3. Anonymous10:39 PM

      You have serious mental health issues.

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    4. Anonymous8:08 AM

      6:47 PM Did your Mom tell you about hers?

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  16. Anonymous6:53 PM

    Hey, hey Sarah and Bristol: YOU'RE WITLESS FUCKING PUSSIES!!!

    (I put that all in caps so that you might understand it...assholes.)

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  17. Anonymous6:56 PM

    Lucky Howard Univ students!

    http://www.c-span.org/video/?409107-1/president-obama-delivers-commencement-address-howard-university

    Believe it or not, the commencement speaker at my graduation was Bill Cosby. I can't remember exactly (it was a long time ago), but I'm sure he talked about personal responsibility and ethics.

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    1. Anonymous8:22 PM

      No doubt. :)

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  18. Anonymous7:00 PM

    "...Never forget, Lady Trump, that Hillary Clinton was born a woman,” he said. “But you chose to live your life as a whiny little b*tch. ..."

    Hilary Clinton is stuck with being female, but you could be (more) male if you didn't make stupid choices in your life.

    righto.


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  19. Anonymous7:01 PM

    Wonder what Maher finds when he gets into Ann Coulter's panties? (shudder)

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    1. Anonymous7:57 PM

      Hopefully, he's not going toward her nasty place!

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    2. Anonymous8:20 PM

      They've dated for years. I think they deserve each other.

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  20. Anonymous7:29 PM

    Here's a perfect quote for the night: "All women are crazy. How crazy depends on the level of asshole they're dating."

    Seriously, men, fucking grow up and stop being jerkwads.

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  21. Anonymous7:32 PM

    If a woman with balls is better than a woman without them, then it follows that a man with a clitoris is better than a man without it.

    So Maher would like to be described as having a clitoris. What higher praise could the guy want?

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    1. Anonymous8:19 PM

      Actually the female body part that corresponds to male testicles would be ovaries, rather than the clit.

      When fetal genitalia begin to form the females form ovaries while the male forms testicles. The penis and the clitoris are biologically the same but shape and form are determined by the sex of the fetus.

      That being said, even though males have the biological equivalent of our clitoris, most of them somehow still do not know what to do with one :-)

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    2. Actually, we all start out as female. Then male parts are created from female parts.

      Probably something men like Trump really resent.

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    3. Anonymous6:42 AM

      Our sex chromosomes (XY or XX) that we get from the sperm and egg that create us determine whether we are male or female. So, biologically speaking, we start out as one or the other.

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  22. Anonymous7:56 PM

    It's amazing to see all the ridicule The Donald is receiving - on both the news and especially on the internet!

    Think he is receiving more 'objection and dislike' than he anticipated. He deserves every bit of it and more.

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    1. Anonymous8:22 PM

      Amazing? I'd say deserved.

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    2. Maybe what Rob Reiner said is having an effect on the media. At least for a little while.

      Either that or now that he is the presumptive nominee, it's open season.

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  23. Anonymous8:07 PM

    Penis>
    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/the-connection-between-conservative-fetal-personhood-beliefs-and-pagan-penis-worship/

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  24. Anonymous8:12 PM

    Everyone needs to calm down.
    You either get Bill Maher or you don't.
    He was assessing tRump and was spot on.

    From a woman.....

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  25. You know if faux outrage were dollar bills I would be just about ready to retire.

    By the way when a man calls another man a "bitch," it has nothing to do being a female.

    It is a reference to the "prison bitch" which signifies an inmate who subjugates themselves to another prisoner in order to survive incarceration.

    In the manly vernacular it is the lowest form of life on earth.

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    1. Anonymous9:44 PM

      Thank you, Gryph!

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    2. Anonymous10:09 PM

      Busted for lying again.

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    3. Anonymous2:11 AM

      And the the manly vernacular saying a woman has balls is the highest praise. The highest forms of life on earth are equipped with testicles.

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    4. Anonymous2:44 AM

      "... mocking Donald Trump’s masculinity, arguing that the stereotypes about 1950s housewives really do apply to the Republican candidate. ..."

      So it wasn't a 1950s housewives stereotype, it was prison inmate stereotype.

      The housewife stereotype reference in your post would, of course, instantly make the reader realize that Maher's "bitch" had nothing to do with females. Because 1950s housewives were whiny and little but not female.

      And Hilary Clinton having balls means she isn't like a 1950s housewife, she's like a prison inmate that keeps a "prison bitch".

      So Maher will vote for a prison inmate that keeps a "prison bitch".

      And NO ONE should vote for a person that behaves like a 1950s housewife. But it's probably ok to vote for a person that behaves like a 1950s husband. A 1950s husband is above reproach.

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    5. Anonymous6:37 AM

      It's the lowest form of life on earth because it's a man being forced to act like a woman. Being a man's "bitch" means being his woman.

      I love you Gryphen, but you're just not getting it.

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  26. Anonymous9:46 PM

    Maher suffers from a severe case if "Short Man Syndrome". As does Gryphen. Poor guys.

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    1. Anonymous10:41 PM

      I think you are a serious man hater. Sad..

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    2. Trump suffers from Whiny Ass Bitch" Syndrome. As does Sarah Palin.

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    3. Anonymous8:02 AM

      So does Track and Todd Palin. Willow suffers from 'midget' syndrome. Sarah Palin wears extra high heels to feel grown up.

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  27. OT:

    Guess who Drumpf has hired to be his campaign finance chairman? Former GOLDMAN SACHS partner Steven Mnuchin.

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-picks-former-goldman-sachs-partner-to-180027404.html

    With this in mind, you can shudder imagining what kind of cabinet he would put together.

    Drumpf needs to lose if only so Puppy Snatcher LePage doesn't get a cabinet post.

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  28. Our Lad5:52 AM

    Donald Trump deserves being labeled as anything the labeler chooses. If that be something deemed sexist or misogynistic or if it demands scrutiny as to its true meaning, well that's ok by me. I like calling him a fat motherfucker sometimes, at other times the phrase "preening empty souled cocksucker" comes to mind. In the soft hue of an afternoon sunset I might describe him as "a gutless worm who would fuck a hyena", in the glorious sunrise of a pristine dawn it would likely be "the fucking intestinal worms of Charlie Manson."
    Depends on how I'm feelin!

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    1. Anonymous6:42 AM

      Perfection!

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    2. I like the Huffington Post's epilogue:

      "Donald Trump regularly incites political violence and is a serial liar,rampant xenophobe, racist, misogynist and birther who has repeatedly pledged to ban all Muslims — 1.6 billion members of an entire religion — from entering the U.S."

      But they forgot serial adulterer.

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