Friday, May 13, 2016

Sarah Palin, the "Mother of Trump."

Courtesy of the Washington Post: 

Palin’s nomination didn’t crack the door for Trump. It birthed him. Palin is, politically, the Mother of Trump. 

Some of their similarities, such as their curious ways of justifying their knowledge of Russia, are superficial. Trump, asked by NBC’s Chuck Todd where he gets his military advice, said: “Well, I watch the shows. . . . You know, when you watch your show and all of the other shows.” This had more than an echo of Palin’s reply to Katie Couric in 2008 about which newspapers or magazines she reads: “Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me all these years.” 

But the likenesses go much deeper, between the candidates themselves and among the followers they’ve inspired: The attacks on the media. The demonization of a supposed “establishment.” The huge and sometimes violent crowds. The prominent platforms given both candidates by Fox News. The racist responses among supporters. The paranoia about taking away guns. The suspicion of science. The scapegoating of Muslims. The portrayal of President Obama as something other than American. 

Well before Trump built his national political reputation by questioning the authenticity of Obama’s birth certificate, there was Palin. In December 2009, she called it a “fair question” and “fair game” and said “the public rightfully is still making it an issue.” In 2011, after Trump said he was sending investigators to Hawaii to probe Obama’s birth, Palin responded, “More power to him.”

The article goes on to list the overwhelming number of similarities between the arrogant Oompa Loompa, and that Wasilla Wendigo. Though I imagine that most of us could compile that list all on our own.

After all what is Donald Trump really, besides Sarah Palin with a penis.

I mean sure it is undoubtedly a microscopic penis, but it is there nonetheless.

Right?

58 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:10 AM

    http://www.truth-out.org/opinion/item/35988-donald-trump-has-already-destroyed-the-gop

    "Who came riding to Trump's side after Ryan refused to endorse? None other than Sarah Palin, the cascade failure from Alaska who makes Dan Quayle's time in politics look like a physics lecture from Einstein by comparison.

    Palin said Ryan's failure to fall in line with Trump could lead to him being "Cantored," a reference to Eric Cantor getting bounced from the House in 2014.

    When Sarah Palin jumps on your team, it's time to quit that team, climb a tall tree and gnaw on the bark until she goes away. Nothing good can come from this."

    The opening paragraphs don't directly reference Palin, but they are too good to leave un-noted:

    "When I was a boy, we had a small cocker spaniel. Though she was dumber than a can of paint -- she would run headlong into walls on a regular basis -- the pup had moves like Barry Sanders coming out of the backfield. At the sound of a door to the outside being opened she'd come charging, claws raking the hardwood floor. A feint to the left, a jink to the right, a hesitation followed by a surge and she was gone down the front steps and into the world like a blur. Stopping her was like trying to catch smoke.

    Invariably, she would find herself in the company of Big Red, an enormous orange Labrador mongrel who roamed our neighborhood like a massive free-range chicken with rail spikes for teeth. Big Red stood chest-high to the average Buick and had a head the size of a beer keg, while our spaniel was no bigger than a minute, and yet the two of them always managed to figure out a way to copulate.

    It did not go well, due to a phenomenon dog people call "The Mating Tie," in which the two creatures become locked together at the rear once the act is completed. Big Red would finish his business and lope off toward whatever adventures awaited him with our poor wee spaniel attached to his rump, dragging her through the dirt as she howled piteously, her little paws scrabbling for purchase. Big Red didn't even notice she was there.

    I think of this, and I think of Donald Trump and the Republican Party."

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    1. Anonymous6:04 AM

      Spay and neuter, people. Spay and neuter.

      The country doesn't need more tea-party litters.

      Wild Tortoise

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    2. Anonymous7:32 AM

      Barooooooo!

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  2. Anonymous4:15 AM

    RIGHT!

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  3. Anonymous4:18 AM

    DNA reveals Trump has inherited Palin's dyslexic word salad style of speaking nonsense.

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  4. Anonymous4:52 AM

    Sociopathic personalities who speak word salad, the both of them.

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    1. 66gardeners5:22 AM

      The Narcissistic Sociopath

      Some people who experience antisocial personality disorder also tend to suffer from another mental health disorder known as, 'Narcissistic Personality Disorder.' Those affected are often called, 'narcissistic sociopaths,' or, 'sociopaths with narcissistic traits,' and such a situation is highly dangerous because these people do not want to be helped. Such people often times tend to be highly manipulative and without any shred of remorse for their actions - even if their actions have harmed others who are close to them, or their own family members. There is nothing that can stop a narcissistic sociopath from achieving their goals. They make use of all of their charm, which is incredibly superficial, as well as intellect in order to attain their goals by any means possible. Such people often times believe they are above all and do not really care if anyone disagrees with them.

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    2. 66gardeners5:24 AM

      Dealing with a Sociopath

      There is no known therapy or cure for sociopathy. The fact is - some evidence suggests that therapy makes them worse because they use the therapeutic interactions to learn more about human vulnerabilities they may then exploit. They learn how to manipulate better and they learn better excuses that others will believe. They usually do not pursue therapy, unless there is something they can gain from it.

      Considering this, there is only one solution for dealing with a sociopath: Get them completely out of your life for good. While this seems radical you need to protect yourself from the drain on your attention, time, money and positive attitude. Healing or helping a sociopath is a pointless waste of your life. Your own goals and life are far more important.

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    3. Anonymous6:55 AM

      @66gardeners

      http://www.disabled-world.com/disability/types/psychological/sociopaths.php

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    4. Anonymous7:16 AM

      https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/donald-trump-alter-ego-barron/2016/05/12/02ac99ec-16fe-11e6-aa55-670cabef46e0_story.html?hpid=hp_rhp-top-table-main_no-name%3Ahomepage%2Fstory

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    5. 66gardeners9:05 AM

      Thank you 6:55 for supplying the link I forgot to include

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  5. I'm sure this post will thrill SP and she will readily claim another false pregnancy. Parentage is a game. She has no more love of Trump than of Trig -- people are just tools.

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    1. Anonymous6:04 AM

      Now $carah can claim she has "given birth" to TWO Gifts from God. God must want her to have defective kids. I STILL think tRump has a slight Downs look about him. That would explain a lot.

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    2. Anon 6:04, SERIOUSLY? WTF. No. Not even remotely. And don't insult people with Down Syndrome. Please. Just no.

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  6. Anonymous5:02 AM

    Who has the smaller penis ... Donald or Todd?

    Sarah knows answer.

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    1. Anonymous7:40 AM

      Or Sarah?

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  7. Anonymous5:05 AM

    "After all what is Donald Trump really, besides Sarah Palin with a penis."
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    And a very apropos pic of her to accompany that statement. She's sucking his big time!

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    1. Anonymous6:05 AM

      Are you saying tRump is about as big around as a sraw? She is sucking so hard, her eyes are crossed (more so than usual)

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    2. Anonymous7:33 AM

      I bet Sarah can strap it on with the best.

      Just ask Todd?

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  8. Anonymous5:05 AM

    Leaving aside the curious case of the parentage of Trig and Trak, our Sarah can at least claim the long-suffering Tod as a constant presence as official spouse. So there's that. No?

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  9. Anonymous5:07 AM

    They are both narcissists who crave attention. All the better if they can make money off it.

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    1. Anonymous7:07 AM

      And let's not forget, both world-class bullies whose own skin is about one nanometer thick.
      He is, however, much smarter and more disciplined than she is. Which makes him much more dangerous.

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  10. Anonymous5:22 AM

    Do you think Sara is in financial straits because of her ongoing hush money debt? These people, including Todd, probably could make beaucoup bucks and Sara has to compete with that.

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    1. Anonymous6:10 AM

      The Arizona mausoleum is nt selling. Maybe she could reach out to Zimmerman, when he sells his murder gun?

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    2. Anonymous7:25 AM

      That monstrosity is as garish as she is, 6:10 AM, I guess "$arah slept here" wasn't the yuuuuuge selling point she thought it would be? Maybe someday she'll get a clue.

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  11. Anonymous5:54 AM

    Great. And now his retired butler wants someone to kill the president. Just typing those words makes my stomach turn. Verbalized by the butler but fostered by Sarah Palin (of crosshair fame) and Donald Trump and allowed to foment by the vast majority of GOP office holders in recent years. They have done about as much as possible to destroy this country. All those innuendos and not so subtle hints have been eroding and eroding this country's system of government for years now. But it's nothing new. It's just reached its deepest and foulest level now.
    Beaglemom

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    1. Anonymous6:09 AM

      Couldn't agree more! And, why is that man not in handcuffs for making that threat? Or, maybe it is an "offer for hire" -- goading some other idiot to do the deed for fame and adoration of those sick people.

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    2. Anonymous6:38 AM

      6:09 AM - like "surveyor marks."

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  12. Anonymous6:35 AM

    http://charlottevaughancoyle.com/2015/04/how-corporate-america-invented-christian-america-a-reflection/

    Marriage truly made in HELL.

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  13. Anonymous6:58 AM

    OT- The United States should OFFICIALLY boycott the 2016 Olympics. If individuals want to compete fine, but WE should not participate in this world BULLSHIT.
    PUTIN'S SMUG face TOLD EVERYTHING. He made the world look like FOOLS ALL.

    http://thinkprogress.org/sports/2016/05/13/3777904/russia-doping-sochi/

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  14. Anonymous7:05 AM

    OT:
    http://thinkprogress.org/education/2016/05/13/3777688/koch-backed-professors-remarks/

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  15. Anonymous7:09 AM

    This is exactly why Sarah is so unhinged (more so than usual) with regards to criticisms & defenses of Trump- his success is her validation. She needs him to win to "prove" that their brands of racism, xenophobia and middle class white identity politics are a successful strategy.

    Her need for validation through Trump is why she flies to his defense every time he his criticized for his ignorance, racism, bigotry and sexism- those criticisms of him are the same criticisms that have been said of her since her ignorant statements, illiteracy, and uninformed, unhinged rants since 2008.

    This is why she went on an unhinged rant yesterday when it appeared that Trump may cooperate with GOP congressmen and modify his tone to reduce his toxicity to the GOP brand- his conciliatory tone would be a denial of both their obnoxious brands and acquiescence to mainstream principles after all of the rejection and mockery he and she have received from the "elite" republican establishment.

    Yes, Sarah is Mother of Trump, or She Trump, and therefore is validated by his success and fails with his failures. She NEEDS that validation, y'all. She doesn't even need a position in his administration, just the triumph of his brand of racism, sexism, bigotry and ignorance will be enough to sustain and validate her.

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    1. Anonymous7:20 AM

      Excellent analogy.

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    2. Anonymous8:09 AM

      $trump!

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  16. Anonymous7:14 AM

    Trump Loses His Temper And Accidentally Reveals Why He Won’t Release His Tax Returns

    http://www.politicususa.com/2016/05/13/trump-loses-temper-accidentially-reveals-release-tax-returns.html

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    1. Anonymous8:05 AM

      READ THIS:
      https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2016-05-12/time-for-donald-trump-to-release-his-tax-returns

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  17. Anonymous7:18 AM

    Donald Trump Lashes Out While Denying He Impersonated His Own PR Flack

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/donald-trump-lashes-out-while-denying-he-impersonated-his-own-pr-flack/

    Donald Trump masqueraded as a spokesman to brag about himself

    The voice is instantly familiar; the tone, confident, even cocky; the cadence, distinctly Trumpian. The man on the phone vigorously defending Donald Trump says he’s a media spokesman named John Miller, but then he says, “I’m sort of new here,” and “I’m somebody that he knows and I think somebody that he trusts and likes” and even “I’m going to do this a little, part-time, and then, yeah, go on with my life.”

    A recording obtained by The Washington Post captures what New York reporters and editors who covered Trump’s early career experienced in the 1970s, ’80s and ’90s: calls from Trump’s Manhattan office that resulted in conversations with “John Miller” or “John Barron” — public-relations men who sound precisely like Trump himself — who indeed are Trump, masquerading as an unusually helpful and boastful advocate for himself, according to the journalists and several of Trump’s top aides.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/donald-trump-alter-ego-barron/2016/05/12/02ac99ec-16fe-11e6-aa55-670cabef46e0_story.html

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  18. Anonymous7:18 AM

    Patrick Stewart Takes Down Donald Trump In Epic Tweet

    Professor X to the rescue.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-patrick-stewart-tweet_us_5735799ce4b077d4d6f2b8d3

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  19. Anonymous7:19 AM

    Here’s How Donald Trump’s Authoritarianism Would Actually Work

    At various points in his career, Donald Trump has praised authoritarian rulers in places like Russia, China, and North Korea for having the ruthlessness to crush their political opponents. His worship of strength, contempt for reason, and appeal to base emotions has made many observers liken him to an authoritarian ruler, and even debate whether he is an actual fascist. But what would authoritarianism look like in the United States, as practiced by Trump?

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/05/heres-how-trumps-authoritarianism-would-work.html

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  20. Anonymous7:35 AM

    Mother Of Trump?

    Birthed Trump?

    Why won't Trump pay back Sarah Palin and choose her as his VP?

    Or Secretary of State?

    Or Secretary of Education?

    Or Secretary of Un-Married and Underage Pregnancies?

    Or Secretary of High School Dropouts and GED Students?

    Or Secretary of Domestic Violence Prevention?

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    1. Anonymous11:02 AM

      If Sarah Palin birthed Trig she can certainly be Donald Trump's birth mother.

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  21. Anonymous7:48 AM

    Sheldon Adelson endorses Donald Trump for president – campaign live
    http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2016/may/13/donald-trump-sheldon-adelson-sanders-clinton-live-election-2016

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  22. Marthe7:59 AM

    Two peas in a pod. When people from other countries say they don't like Americans, this is exactly the kind of people they have in mind: arrogant, ignorant, obnoxious, narrow-minded buffoons who think they are above anyone else and can dictate their will to the rest of the world. We like and respect the Americans that are kind, ingenious, generous and educated. However, if a majority of you elect Trump, it will be a reflection on the whole country and you will never recover from that stain on your reputation.

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    1. Anonymous9:07 AM

      And rightfully so, Marthe.

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  23. Anonymous8:27 AM

    Is Sarah Palin and Donald Trump twins separated at birth?

    They seem to have a passion for their children's bodies?


    Mediaite:
    Donald Trump Won’t Stop Joking About Banging His Daughter
    by Alex Griswold

    "I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
    -Donald Trump

    “Yeah, she’s really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren’t happily married and, ya know, her father . . . ”
    -Donald Trump

    “You know who’s one of the great beauties of the world, according to everybody? And I helped create her. Ivanka. My daughter, Ivanka. She’s 6 feet tall, she’s got the best body."
    -Donald Trump

    http://www.mediaite.com/online/donald-trump-wont-stop-joking-about-banging-his-daughter/


    IMMORAL MINORITY
    by Gryphen

    Sarah Palin discusses the tattoos on her son's "warrior body." Because you know, nothing creepy about that.

    Courtesy of the mother of Oedipus's Facebook page:

    What are we succumbing to, America? The army orders "the removal of Christian symbols from a chapel." I wonder what they'll make of my son and all the other soldiers with their numerous Christian symbols tattooed on their warrior bodies? What say you, politicians, about America's finest protecting us in these war zones who will NOT be "removing their Steeples, Crosses, Bible Verses, etc." to adhere to this new nonsensical political correctness?

    First off, Eeeww!

    Secondly it appears that what has enraged the Grizzled Mama is an article about the army removing a steeple and taking crosses off of a chapel over in Afghanistan. How THAT somehow suggests that her son will soon be in danger of having tattoos scraped from his "warrior body" with a rusty spoon is, how can I say this nicely, fucking insane!

    And thirdly hasn't Track Palin's "warrior body" been discharged from the army? Somehow I doubt that the Army gives two shits what kinds of body modifications Track experiments with these days.

    However IF it is true, as claimed, that Track is currently serving in the reserves, the Army is actually pretty clear about which tattoos are permissible:

    “As long as tattoos do not distract from good military order and discipline and are not extremist, racist, sexist or indecent they’re permitted.”

    So to be clear, religious symbols are fine. Swastikas, naked boobies, and racial epithets are not.

    In other words unless Track is secretly a perverted neo-nazi racist he should be fine, and we can chalk this up to yet another desperate attempt by Palin to have one of her children seen as a victim

    http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2013/01/sarah-palin-discusses-tattoos-on-her.html?m=1

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  24. Anonymous8:28 AM

    Father's Ronnie RayGun and Tricky Dick>
    http://www.truth-out.org/opinion/item/35985-the-epa-s-ties-to-monsanto-could-be-disastrous-for-the-us

    http://www.truth-out.org/opinion/item/36008-is-donald-trump-the-duck-dynasty-version-of-reagan

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    1. Anonymous8:47 AM

      Then there is this>
      "Numerous studies have found a strong connection between right-wing economic policies and suicide."
      http://www.truth-out.org/opinion/item/35785-studies-show-austerity-policies-exacerbate-us-suicide-epidemic

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  25. Anonymous8:39 AM

    MELANIA TRUMP
    IVANA TRUMP
    TODD PALIN

    Do you see a problem with this?

    Anonymous 8:27 AM asked

    Is Sarah Palin and Donald Trump twins separated at birth?

    They seem to have a passion for their children's bodies?

    Father/daughter
    Mother/son

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    1. Anonymous8:51 AM

      Whatever floats their boats. This is 2016.

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  26. Anonymous8:48 AM

    She brought stupid out of the shadows and registered it to vote. Now we're stuck with it.

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  27. Anonymous10:48 AM

    I am confused, which one has the microscopic penis? one of them, both of them, all of them, any of them..

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  28. Anonymous10:59 AM

    Donald Trump's brother
    http://dailyentertainmentnews.com/wpgo/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/track-palin-jordan-loewe-4.jpg

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  29. Anonymous11:08 AM

    Trump was bursting with pride when his sister almost married a Medal of Honor reciprient. WINNER!
    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-b6tmjlo3X60/VQ8DHAAIveI/AAAAAAAAEKI/tKK28kwyxAc/s1600/Dakota%2Bbaby%2Bgun.jpg

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  30. Anonymous2:41 PM

    She looks more "unwashed" in that photo than others.

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    1. Anonymous3:29 PM

      And unhinged too and also.

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  31. Anonymous3:14 PM

    Guess that officially makes The Donald "a son of a bitch".

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  32. Anita Winecooler4:51 PM

    Say what you will, they both put their spanx on one leg at a time, both never wash their hairpieces, and squat to piddle.

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  33. Anonymous3:27 PM

    4:51 How True! ;)

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