Hey look I get it, if I looked like David French I would just assume that my woman would be looking for something better every chance she got.So when David French was in Iraq, he wouldn't let his wife e-mail men or use Facebook. https://t.co/F1tEOwE4sc pic.twitter.com/ZOOV52QXUN— Kevin Robillard (@PoliticoKevin) May 31, 2016
Perhaps THAT is why Nancy did not mind pretending to be Bristol Palin for all of those years.
She was living vicariously through the Palin party girl, and while her business was closed down and locked up tight, Bristol was hosting an all you can bang buffet virtually every night.
Just imagine the girl talk back and forth.
"So Bristol what's it like to have an orgasm? What, you mean you don't have to do it through a hole in a sheet? They come in different sizes?"
As for the news that David French is Bill Kristol's potential "Trump Killer," well that has not been received in quite the way I think Kristol imagined.
BREAKING: Bill Kristol anti-Trump presidential nominee David French to get own Wikipedia listing. Soonish. pic.twitter.com/6bBeBRynYb— The Fucking News (@TheFingNews) May 31, 2016
.@BillKristol's 3rd party messiah is— C. Steven Tucker (@CSteven) May 31, 2016
.@NRO writer David French?! ROTFLMAO! https://t.co/rN4Q3z2iOf #tcot #TrumpTrain
With a name like David French you'd think he surrender before he began— T. A. Whitney III (@T_A_Whitney) May 31, 2016
And those were the nice ones.Bill Kristol actually thinks an independent candidate can win pic.twitter.com/i9rDIEQHpO— Jim Minardi (@AMillennialMind) May 31, 2016
Okay I have to go shopping now, there is just NO way to keep enough popcorn in the house these days.
(H/T to Raw Story.)