Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Finally, some Trump brand merchandise that makes sense.

Courtesy of Dangerous Minds:

We already have the “Dump with Donald Trump” toilet paper. So naturally, the next inevitable crap-related Trump product is the the Poop Head Donald Trump Dog Bags. I can’t think of a more fitting tribute to the shitty Republican presidential nominee. 

Each roll comes with 15 bags featuring Donald Trump’s head with a steaming hot turd on top. The bag rolls are $4.99 each.

Yeah Trump University never made sense to me, Trump steaks would probably give me food poisoning, and Trump airlines barely even got off the ground.

But Donald Trump dog shit bags?

Now there is some merchandise worthy of the Trump name.


  1. Anonymous2:59 AM

    Excellent use of dog bags. The revelations coming out over the Donald's campaign finance woes should disturb his supporters. The man has filed bankruptcy 4 times; and yet people think he's a successful businessman. Donald Trump is a flim-flam man. Snake oil salesman on a yuuuuge scale. Yes, I know that doesn't deter his ardent followers (much like Palin's obvious lack of sense and intelligence doesn't stop her fans from fawning all over her) and they will cling to him as tight as they hold their guns and bibles; but will these 'rill mericans' send him their money? Why do these same cretins send Palin money???

  2. Anonymous3:53 AM

    I'd buy these if they weren't so overpriced .

  3. Anonymous4:12 AM

  4. Anonymous4:17 AM

    They just ran the tape of Trump questioning Hillary's religion in front of the Evangelicals on CBS This Morning.

    Then Norah asked him about it, he gave his usual B.S. answer: "I don't know.... I never questioned her religion I don't know blah blah".

    His stock answer to all his smears and innuendos is "I don't know", seems the Donald doesn't know too much and we are going to need a lot of those Doggie Poop Bags before this election is over. Do they come in Extrraaa Larrgggeeee?

    1. Anonymous9:38 AM

      They are yuuuuuuuuge

  5. Balzafiar4:38 AM

    I might consider buying some if the image actually looked like Donald Trump, but it doesn't; it's a generic male head.

    I see a lawsuit in the near future for the makers of this product.

    1. Anonymous5:11 AM

      Yeah, a lawsuit. Because no one has a sense of humor anymore. Can't he laugh off anything?

      $arah and he have some of the thinnest skins around. Peas in a pod.

  6. Anonymous5:48 AM

    If I had a dog, I'd buy these, overpriced or not.

  7. Anonymous6:14 AM

    Hmmm, "blood money" -- now where have we heard that term before?

  8. Anonymous6:48 AM

    He must have some Trump barf bags left over from the airline.

  9. Anita Winecooler4:21 PM

    I'd buy them, but they might scare the dogs. Nice "do" Donny, much nicer than what you usually glue to your head!


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