Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Florida man fires 33 rounds into woman's front door after she rejects his romantic advances.

Courtesy of HuffPo:  

On Monday, according to police, a drunk Florida man who was obsessed with his female neighbor stood outside her house and fired 33 rounds into it with a semi-automatic handgun. 

The woman, who has not been named, told police that Howard Sparber, 69, had been harassing her with sexual propositions since November of last year. She told police that Sparber had been stalking her, and she’d begun taking deliberate steps to avoid him. At one point, she said, he pointed a gun at her making her fear for her life. 

 Luckily, she wasn’t home when Sparber opened fire on her residence, blasting into the storm door, front door, foyer and kitchen cabinetry, and causing around $3,000 in damages. Police say he shot up her house in an attempt to get inside.

The article goes on to point out that there are literally so many stories of men whose sexual advances are rejected, who then resort to threatening the women with firearms, that it is hard to cover them all.

And of course that's true.

Men, especially insecure men, who feel they are being rejected may then feel they have to prove their masculinity by waving around their metal penis extender. 

It is far more common then we would like to believe. 

Guess what guys, it proves just the opposite.


  1. Surely Texas is smirking. "Shit, we just gave you a mom who blew away her own daughters, and all you got Florida is some freak-faced dude busting up the door of an empty house?! We rule, bitch."

    God Bless America.

    1. Anonymous7:55 AM

      I'm a straight fifty something female but it's really hard not to have a crush on you, dvlaries. Just saying!

  2. This incident happened in The Villages, a HUGE "retirement community" in Florida. The Villages is a must for Republican and other rightwing candidates who are required to stop there a few times and court the old white folks in their HoveRounds and Scooters. Housing there varies from row upon row of inexpensive modular homes to a few stick-built places.

    Last year, The Villages was swept with an epidemic of sexually transmitted diseases, a black market in Viagra, and reports of "hooking-up" gone wild.




    1. Joe McGinniss nailed The Villages beautifully in "The Rogue":

      "The Villages is a sprawling agglomeration of private homes and condos surrounding a couple of ersatz 'town squares' to which retirees can drive their cars and golf carts and shop without fear of being mugged. Everything about it is artificial, designed to 'recapture' the feel of an America that never existed, but one that many wealthy whites in their seventies and beyond would like to think they remember. In its utter syntheticness and absolute devotion to Republican homogeneity, it seems the perfect venue for Sarah. In fact, during the 2008 campaign an estimated sixty thousand people turned out at The Villages to hear her speak, the largest crowd she had drawn anywhere in America during her run for the vice presidency. The Villages simulates real life precisely as Sarah simulates genuine concern for the future of our nation."

    2. Anita Winecooler4:32 PM

      I've been there, and Joe's a hundred and ten percent right. Our former neighbors fell for the salesman's "lifestyle" pitch, sold their house and moved. Now they're miserable, can't afford to come back. We visited exactly once and I felt so sorry for them. Everyone's got golf carts and cart ports, the houses are pretty nice, but the people are brainwashed rwnj's.

  3. Anonymous3:48 AM

    oh my...

  4. Anonymous3:53 AM

    What is going on? The don is huge! The don's experiment? How to buy the world and make sleaze bag friends. Yes indeed all over the world. They rig, blow up, target, manipulate, steal, lie, cheat. Mr Trump has spent his own money to create his nightmare....The real estate crimes, health care crimes, crimes of extortion and rape. injustice, hurting friends, family, and promoting hate. He and his little ny and hollyweird buddies are as TRANSparrot and pathetic as it gets. drugging and raping innocent people is a crime. Extortion and deframation is a crime. And don and his 50 million paid to make it happen in usa and uk. Wake up people.

    1. Anonymous6:51 AM

      Everything is about SEX, BULLYing and Money$$
      In that order.

  5. Anonymous4:05 AM

    Kids today and their wacky pranks... In my day it was throwing toilet papee in the girl's parent's trees. Now it's semi-automatic weapons fire. Giggle!

    Gun nuts... Gotta luv 'em!

  6. Connie5:39 AM

    Per Margaret Atwood:
    Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

  7. Anonymous7:22 AM

    Dayum that's an ugly man!!!

  8. Anonymous7:45 AM

    He looks really creepy!

  9. Anonymous9:11 AM

    He's got Charlie Manson eyes!Scary!

  10. Anita Winecooler4:40 PM

    Bet he's on steroids, viagra and vodka. These idiots need to give it a rest. What part of "Fuck off" doesn't he understand? No means No and orders of protection aren't worth the paper they're written on. She needs to get a Pit Bull Terrier. They're so misunderstood. She needs a few pit bulls, sue him for her damages and then some.


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