Sunday, June 12, 2016

Methinks Bristol Palin got a new ghostwriter. Or is Nancy French currently putting bandages on her knees after crawling back into the Palin's good graces?

Courtesy of Bristol's as yet unnamed ghostwriter's blog: 

In light of the two recent events in Florida, with the shooting at the nightclub and the murder of Christina Grimmie, I feel compelled to share my thoughts on the greater scope of life and how precious it is. With the recent birth of our daughter, and starting a new chapter with Dakota; I am now, more than ever, seeing that each moment in life is a blessing. (Translation: "This was supposed to be MY time! Mine I say! I  finally got married and then these two events totally stole my thunder. Dammit, look at me, look at me, look at me now!")

It was just announced that the shooting at the nightclub was a terrorist attack with now 50 people dead and 53 injured. (Oh thank goodness! That means we can talk about it and start attacking Muslims.)This is the worst mass shooting in our history. My heart and prayers go out to the families of the victims. The man responsible is reported to have ties to radical Muslim organizations and was equip with more than just guns, reported he had a “device” of some kind. One could only assume it was a bomb. If this is not a sign that evil is already at our door I don’t know what is. (The guy who shot and killed Christina Grimmie was a white dude, with no ties to Islamic terrorism. So I assume that means what he did is NOT a sign of evil at our door?)

With the murder of Christina Grimmie, it’s tragic how quickly everything can be taken from you. Here is a girl all of 22 years; who went from just wanting to sharing her gift by posting videos on YouTube, to being a huge sensation on the show “The Voice” and still just at the beginning of what promised to be an amazing career. She was very inspirational to many and spent much time with her fans. She was attacked while signing autographs. Her brother was with her at the time and was able to tackle the shooter who took his own life in the ensuing struggle. One thing about Christina people may not know is her humbleness and her faith. She was quoted as saying “I have God, Jesus Christ, I’m Christian. I try to stay as grounded as I possibly can.” So much ahead of her but she is up in heaven now. (Oh, so she was a Christian. I guess in Bristol's world that makes her life more valuable, and worthy of attention. Certainly more worthy than those fifty heathen gay folks.)

So many of us live our day to day lives like there will always be a tomorrow and the fact is one day your time will end and there will be no more tomorrows for you here. There could possibly be a time when your life may be taken prematurely at the hands of another in a cowardly, selfish, horrible act like recently in Florida. Many people are asking why God lets such bad things happen to people? I can’t venture to guess why He would but I do trust in Him and His plan for me. And to say God allowed for things like this to happen would be a misnomer, He didn’t. In John 10:10 is says, “The thief does not come except to steal, and to kill, and to destroy. I have come that they may have life, and that they may have it more abundantly.” (Nancy? Is that you?) What can we take from this passage? We are told that the evil may come for us, yes, but not because we are weak but because we are strong. Life happens… 

Never delay until tomorrow what you could do today because you never know when tomorrow won’t be there. Never be the one who said I wish I had more time. 

You mark my words now that Bristol has her man locked up and back in the corral where he belongs we are going to see a whole lot more of this attention seeking behavior. A whole lot more.

When that Nancy French kerfuffle happened, and Bristol was busy weaving that sex love spell over Dakota, her blog went completely dark for over a month.

But clearly everything is back on track again, which means that the Grizzled Mama's plan for Dakota and her little mini me is once again a go.

As for the puppet master, well she is moving back to the main stage as well.

She has her own post on Breitbart today:

Tremendous sorrow is shared with all those affected by the horror witnessed in Florida. May God’s grace envelope victims’ loved ones. From across the nation, our prayers join yours for peace. 

The solution to these Islamic attacks that would hurl us toward transforming into an intensely frightened, cowering nation? No, it is not more “gun control” that further strips us of the responsibility and means to protect the innocent. The solution begins with acknowledging the threat, for it creates a dark and deadly situation for every American when the leader of the free world leaves Islamic terrorism out of our calculations, when they are among us.

First off if anybody thinks that President Obama is leaving any kind of terrorism "out of our calculations" they are so incredibly ignorant that they would have to be....well they would have to be a Palin.

Secondly clearly Palin's main concern is not for the lives that were lost in Florida, but that this latest mass shooting will give gun control advocates more ammunition (Pardon the pun) to use to reinvigorate talk about stricter policies to keep Americans safe.

Which is true, for a change.

Thirdly, well thirdly I think we can all assume that we are going to start hearing from Sarah, Bristol, and of course their pet war hero Dakota Meyer a whole hell of a lot more in the near future.

Count on it.

149 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:34 PM

    Bristol, you're a festering whore. By the way, LOVE the "I'm ready for my facial shot" pose. Dumb fucking child.

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    1. Anonymous5:00 PM

      That picture will forever crack me up. She thought she was sooooo Hollywood! They gave her, heck, darn near the whole family, their shot and the no talents came up empty.

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    2. Anonymous5:16 PM

      That is Bristol's chipmonk cheeks, over plucked eye brows glamour shot!

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    3. Anonymous5:22 PM

      Yep we will be hearing from Dumkota & Bitchol alot more. Sarah is waiting for the VP nod. Which, is about to go bye by as the R's are making moves to pull the carpet out from under Cheeto dick!
      If you didn't hear this on NPR yesterday: Republican Anti-Trump Delegates Gear Up To Make A Stand At Convention http://n.pr/1UbzlMk #DumpTrump in the works
      Fuk all palins and dumkota! Brissie when is your next 6th kid coming? At least it will have a legal father?!?

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    4. Anonymous6:18 PM

      5:22: The next brat is going to have 'a' legal father. No idea if it will be HIS (or her) BIO father.

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    5. Anonymous6:52 PM

      Gryphen and all of the haters here must be really pissed that Bristol actually has gotten married. It completely ruins your little "always a bridesmaid, never a bride" narrative. This post (as usual) it gratuitously mean and bitchy. Bristol is not a political figure and never will be. So how does this fit into your so-called search for truth?

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    6. Anonymous7:48 PM

      Search for the truth? Because they're liars and NOT what they claim to be. I don't need a two-bit, can't keep her legs together, rearranging her face because what her God gave her wasn't good enough, twit proselytizing to me how life should be lived. Does that work for you?

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    7. Anonymous7:50 PM

      She's Skank Bride. She's a bride because the only person in this world who would ever marry her did so--no one else ever would have wanted this shallow, crazy, used-up witch who treats men like dirt and uses their babies as leverage. She had Sailor as bait. And the bait only would have worked on Dakota. With all other men, it would have had the opposite effect. Everyone knows that she has sex with whoever will have it with her and she takes risks with disease and is sure to end up pregnant and to use it as a way to make money. No guy other than Dakota would have ever wanted that freak as a part of his life. She would have gotten older and in a few years realized that she'd failed to secure some real financial stability and no one else was left who was going to end up in the sack and doing what she depended on, getting pregnant. All she had was sailor as bait, and it worked. She's a bride, sure, but a horrible skank of a bride.

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    8. Anonymous8:55 PM

      Who - besides herself and Dumbkota - says that she is actually married? Haven't we learned over the hears that anything coming out of the mouth of a PayMe fandamily member is usually a lie?

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    9. Anonymous8:59 PM

      Wow! We have some real misogynists here! Aging, used up, can't keep her legs together? Very progressive! Not!

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    10. Anonymous11:14 PM

      7:48 - "I don't need a two-bit, can't keep her legs together, rearranging her face because what her God gave her wasn't good enough, twit proselytizing to me how life should be lived."

      lol. You mean when you go obsessively searching out her blog for any updates, click on her posts and look thru her pictures, and then come screaming back to the IM to give your report and be flabbergasted that she is proselytizing to you. You mean that kind of proselytizing?

      Does she have a gun to your head?

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    11. In that photograph, Bristol looks like a stallion who is showing off a flehman response.

      OT: next weekend for Father's Day, I am having a backyard pool party & barbeque with a Hawaiian theme to celebrate President Obama's last Father's Day in office. In fact, I'm considering having an "Obama" theme for every gathering that my family hosts this summer. I'm hopeful that it will encourage all of my friends and neighbors to vote Democratic in the fall and serve as a way to remind folks of how lucky our nation has been having him as President for eight years.

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    12. Anonymous3:11 AM

      6:52-"all of the haters here must be really pissed that Bristol actually has gotten married"

      Oh, HAS she "ACTUALLY GOTTEN MARRIED"?
      Actually?
      Well, I'll need to see a marriage license (and several birth certificates while were at it) before I believe that Barstool's got anything other than several fake 'planned' pregnancies, a fake 'brother' with Tri-G, a fake GED, a fake chin, fake lips, a fake engagement ring, a fake marriage (with no actual 'wedding'?!), a fake job, a house in Arizona that nobody wants to buy, a phony 'exotic Russian' ex-girlfriend, and a twice used pontoon boat.

      This chick's really livin' the high life, and we're ALL just super-jealous.

      Good luck with your life, hon!

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    13. Anonymous3:31 AM

      6:52
      ACTUALLY I am a believer that Levi and Bristol were martied wgen she birthed TriG.
      I dont care who she fucks or how often she marries.
      I care that her mother is mentally ill and was veep candidate and that she faked a pregnancy with a seat cushion.

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    14. Anonymous8:34 AM

      3:11 you will never get any of that information you seem to think is owed to you. It doesn't matter how much you whine and cry and stomp your feet like a little baby about what you believe or don't believe. You don't matter. Nobody cares what you believe or don't believe about this d-list celebrity family. You are nothing, a nobody.

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    15. Anonymous4:09 PM

      8:34, you could be talking about Sarah Palin against the world and it'd fit perfectly.

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  2. Anonymous4:36 PM

    I don't want to be in anybody's envelope, not even God's.

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  3. Anonymous4:39 PM

    This sounds like it's written in a new voice.

    My guess is that Dakota is now sharing his ghostwriter with Bristol. Compare these articles with what Dakota posts on his Facebook page.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dakota-meyer/

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    1. Anonymous4:51 PM

      Keeping it all in the family -- family business that is.

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    2. Anonymous5:14 PM

      Since David French decided not run for President after all, maybe he's the new Bristol ghost blogger?

      Do they have Trig's ghost blogger picked yet?

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    3. Anonymous5:34 PM

      Whoever it is doesn't know how to correctly use a semicolon; you can bet that Bristol can't either.

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    4. Anonymous5:59 PM

      Now now, 5:34 PM, it's still trying to master apostrophes. Semicolons are way too hard.

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    5. Anonymous7:05 PM

      If you are paid to write for someone you should know how to use basic punctuation. This writer is not very skilled.

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    6. Anonymous7:21 PM

      Well, not too surprising, we've all seen the problems they've had just with periods...

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    7. Anonymous7:38 PM

      Ding!

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    8. Anonymous7:53 PM

      Thank you, 5:34. I was going to comment on the misuse of the semicolon.

      Sarah does it all the time, too. She's one of many who think it makes them sound so smart, but they have no idea when to use it.

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    9. Anonymous8:09 PM

      5:34, I'm sure Bristol knows what semicolons are, there for winky faces, silly!

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    10. Anonymous12:34 AM

      Incredible punctuation mistakes. Elementary, my dear, elementary.

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  4. Anonymous4:43 PM

    Bristol has a new ghostwriter. They did not retreat, they reloaded.

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    1. Anonymous5:07 PM

      Tap tap tap...click unclick...click unclick...
      Yeah so what? Read and waiting Palin bitches!

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  5. Anonymous4:50 PM

    Looks like Bar$Tool has started out on her new career, hypocritical Xtian writer. Not sure who wrote that drivel, but almost sure it was a collaborative effort between her and her newset victim, DumbkotAh.
    Btw: didn't she have a 'wedding' picture up on her 'Insta'? It is gone...

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    1. Anonymous7:18 PM

      Out of a country of 3+ million people, how many do you think read that drivel?

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    2. Anonymous8:04 PM

      7:18: just WHAT country are you speaking about?
      Last time I checked the US had almost 320 million people. So, are you speaking of the 'country' of Ala$$$ka?

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  6. Anonymous4:52 PM

    "With the recent birth of our daughter,...". Good grief, Sailor was born seven months ago, not even in this year of 2016. Bristol, you are trying to pretend all those months of hell you put Dakota through didn't even happen.

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    1. Anonymous5:06 PM

      Bristol realized that FAS/Herpes baby needed some sweet military government cheese, meaning sweet military bennies. They won't fix it but she'll get better care than Bristol can afford.

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    2. Anonymous6:47 PM

      What kind of stupid comment is that about an innocent baby? I may not like Bristol but why would you think it's okay to attack a baby? My bet is you don't have ANY friends! You're really a moron.

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    3. Anonymous7:49 PM

      5:06,
      You are a first order jackass for that comment as is Gryphen for allowing it. He would never allow this crap to be written about Levi Johnston's daughters. Why is Sailor any different?

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    4. Anonymous8:06 PM

      not their first rodeo crucifying children! especially the ones they can blackmail and extort funds from! it's a racket for sure!

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    5. Anonymous8:59 PM

      You had to bring up Levi, din'tcha!
      Well, for one his daughters have both a legal, loving, BIO dad and bio mom. For another, neither of his two daughters were born with a Herpes lesion on their faces. Sailor was.

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    6. Anonymous10:48 PM

      7:49 Prove them wrong, we have all seen the lesion on Sailor's face.

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    7. Anonymous11:17 PM

      Wow Gryph. You are really something buddy.

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    8. Anonymous4:15 AM

      10:48, i have seen nothing of the sort. You are a sick and ugly person.

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    9. Anonymous7:43 AM

      4:15 AM? Why so early, Palin ass kissing troll? Your blindness is not our problem.

      http://www.eonline.com/news/749333/bristol-palin-s-daughter-sailor-grace-is-just-too-cute-for-words-see-the-proof

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    10. Anonymous7:44 AM

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3424647/It-s-got-written-Bristol-Palin-shares-fun-photo-daughter-Sailor-Grace-grinning-away-lying-purple-personalized-baby-blanket.html

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  7. Anonymous4:54 PM

    Bristol hitched up her thong dress, put on her sunglasses and had her momager tell her manager to tell the ghostwriter to get the shit rolling downhill!

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  8. Anonymous4:56 PM

    This is how Bristol is spending her honeymoon, reloading her defunct blog. How interesting.

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  9. Anita Winecooler5:00 PM

    Mail me your heart since it went out with your prayers. You're such a supporter of the gay community, remember riding the bull in your un reality show that bombed? Now that you're a married woman, you know you can get the horn for free? Right?
    Blogging on your honeymoon, how exciting!

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    1. Anonymous5:18 PM

      Remember teaching Tripp "faggot?" Willow and you coercing the young man online?

      Shut up, Bristol, you're such a fake right down to your chinny chin chin.

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  10. Anonymous5:04 PM

    Good luck Germany. Letting in 100's of thousands of muslim immigrants into your country is going to lead to just this type of violence.

    As for America. We can stop it now. No more religious extremists allowed to immigrate and we hunt down the ones that are here and we put them on notice; all of the religious extremists should come under scrutiny.

    This kind of shit has to stop, including the crazy christians that bomb abortion clinics. We need to cleanse this country of religion and it has to begin now or there will be no world for us sane and intelligent people to feel safe in.

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    1. Anonymous7:20 PM

      What do we do with the Xtian extremists who are already here? Check out the history of mass murder (start at Wounded Knee why don't you) and see who the perps are.

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    2. Anonymous7:57 PM

      Trump wants Obama to say the words "Islamic extremists," but no way in hell would they ever say Christian or Jewish extremists--they'd be so offended and enraged.

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    3. Anonymous4:34 AM

      7:20 Bravo!

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    4. Anonymous8:27 AM

      Wounded knee lol. 1890?

      Because that is relevant to modern day Muslim terrorism and Sharia law. Every day the depth of stupid amazes me at the IM. Goes for you too Mr. Bravo at 4:34.

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  11. Anonymous5:05 PM

    So, Gryph! If MOH is now in Alaska and wants to enter politics, what do you think his chances are of being elected to anything? Seems to me that Monster-In-Law would have to pull some strings.

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    1. Well that's the thing. I don't think he could get elected to anything up here.

      And Palin has zero influence in Alaska these days, so if a political career is the goal, and I think it is,then he will have to move back to Kentucky.

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    2. Anonymous5:28 PM

      He will live in both places. When he is on vacation he can claim he is living in Kentucky.

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    3. Anonymous5:36 PM

      Gryphen is absolutely right about the PayMe's having to influence in Alaska. Furthermore, they are so reviled, they never show their faces except for tightly controlled photo opps, which are few and far between. They are regarded as Alaska's greatest embarrassments.

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    4. Anonymous5:51 PM

      Better to bloviate wisdom than to actually do anything. Gotcha! He certainly found his ticket to a "vibrant" life, now didn't he. Putz.

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    5. Anonymous7:52 PM

      If you don't believe that Dakota can get elected in Alaska, why are you spending time and effort trying to trash him. He's done more for this country than Gryphen ever will.

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    6. Anonymous8:08 PM

      po po is going to be so close to them their asses will start hurting! they will retreat!

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    7. Anonymous10:43 PM

      7:52 PM Dakota does not want the media investigating his fake MOH story, just ask other members of his squad.

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    8. Anonymous2:34 AM

      Duh did not stand a chance at a political career. Then, to compound the problem, he married used up Bristles!! Proving how DUHM he really is!! He always looks like a deer caught in the headlights, while wearing false teeth!

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  12. Anonymous5:05 PM

    Translation: Damn it - we should'a got married in Florida and I could'a collect a check as a widow!

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  13. Anonymous5:05 PM

    First off, you ignorant tart(s), learn the difference between 'envelop' and 'envelope'. They do NOT mean the same thing. Next, go and do the physically impossible to yourselves.... and see if you can figure out what thst even means!

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  14. Anonymous5:19 PM

    Medal of Honor + OnHer Back, united in lies.

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  15. Anonymous5:20 PM

    Bristol, What the fuck? You are on your honeymoon. And why would any of us feel the need to hear what you think about anything. You barely graduated from high school and your claim to fame is having two babies out of wedlock? Incredible.

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    1. Anonymous8:08 PM

      Who says I am on my honeymoon? I just pulled the wool over your stupid eyes pretending to be mauied. Like that, you liberals are finally gonna leave me alone!

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    2. Anonymous2:37 AM

      I wonder if Duh has met all of her children yet? When her other trial husbands did, they left in a hurry. These two deserve each other. Both allergic to real work, looking for easy money with a reality show. How is that judge show of $carah's progressing?

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    3. Anonymous7:54 AM

      @2:37 AM This one?

      http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/in-this-2006-photo-sarah-palin-is-pictured-at-home-with-her-news-photo/112896914

      And this one?

      http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2011/07/bristol-palin-addresses-her-bizarre.html

      Bristol Palin seems to think that those episodes in her life never happened.

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  16. Anonymous5:23 PM

    Gryphen, stop lowering yourself to this troglodyte's level. Quit!

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    1. Shit Ivy Frye once emailed on Sarah the quitter's behalf.8:53 PM

      "“You should be ashamed! Stop blogging. Stop blogging right now!”"

      Lemme know how that worked out!

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    2. Anonymous10:41 PM

      5:23 PM Fuck off.

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  17. Anonymous5:24 PM

    Thirdly, well thirdly I think we can all assume that we are going to start hearing from Sarah, Bristol, and of course their pet war hero Dakota Meyer a whole hell of a lot more in the near future.


    Dakota is paying for the new script writer I bet. No wonder she married him, if she did actually marry.

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    1. Anonymous11:37 PM

      Really? You are going to start hearing from them? What do you think, they are going to start calling you at your house? Yelling at you in trafic? Are they going to be sending you emails? Corner you at the grocery store? Mailing you newsletters?

      Gosh they are so pushy aren't they?

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  18. Lindsay5:32 PM

    I am kind of laughing at Dakota's rant against Trumps original call on a ban on Muslims. That's gotta be pretty awkward now. I wonder if Bristol and Sarah are going to make him recant

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    1. Anonymous7:14 PM

      Medal of Honor recipient Dakota Meyer pulled no punches when asked about Donald Trump and his plan to institute a moratorium on immigration and visitation by Muslims from the United States.

      An outspoken advocate of boots on the ground against ISIS and no stranger to conflict, Meyer wrote:

      http://controversialtimes.com/politics/medal-of-honor-recipient-just-blew-trumps-campaign-wide-open/


      Dakota Meyer: On social media to sell whiskey, guns an a fantasy life with the Palins. As a father of course!

      Did you know he is a father? Be sure to tell all your friends and relations. BTW Dakota Meyer is a father. He has a daughter and he is a father. As a father he has a daughter to protect.

      Dakota Meyer's Sailor will never be in a bathroom with Caitlyn Jenner.


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    2. Anonymous8:41 PM

      714 yeah we wouldn't want him peeing in her mouth and all hu?

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  19. Anonymous5:33 PM

    How anyone can believe this uneducated,inarticulate twit could write something so thoughtful and cohesive is beyond me. What a total sham by one of the world's dullest hypocrites!!

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    1. Anonymous5:43 PM

      Sarah, Bristol and Dakota think they are fooling people with the posts they supposedly write. The only ones fooled are the fools.

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    2. Anonymous6:33 PM

      Welcome to c4p, 5:43 PM.

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  20. Anonymous5:35 PM

    Cracker woman from a cracker family.

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    1. Anonymous8:08 PM

      lol

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    2. Anonymous11:38 PM

      Racist.

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  21. Anonymous5:38 PM

    Sarah won't listen to what the Orlando shooter's ex wife had to say. She saw him as having a steroid problem. Mental illness and violence.

    She was rescued and able to escape a toxic relationship.

    Drug abuse, violence and mental illness not a good combination to have in a marriage partner or a business associate.

    What did Dakota do with his grandmother?

    This is the weirdest mess he is presenting to the public.

    Did he forget how Dwight?

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    1. Anonymous7:57 PM

      Steroids? Is that why Dakota has gained weight? Mental illness? One would need that to see the Palins as normal people. Violence? Well, we know he's killed people in the past, and that he sleeps with his guns. I don't see Dakota going into a club and opening fire, but I do see the lack of respect for guns causing problems with Tripp, Trig and the toddler around. Be careful, Bristol, you have a brother and now a husband with PTSD issues. God may have a plan for your life, honey, but they have guns and tempers.

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    2. Anonymous9:06 PM

      7:57 Warning Brissy about the violent people around her children should include warning the violent people around her about Brissy. The gal packs a mean right hook and will swing at all in her way.

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    3. Anonymous10:38 PM

      9:06 PM She only swings at those who will not swing back. Bristol is a promiscuous wimp.

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  22. Anonymous5:45 PM

    Count on it. Well, no shit. What a genius you are to point out what we all already know.

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    1. Thanks. You know I don't feel that my genius gets recognized often enough around here, so I really appreciate that.

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    2. Anonymous10:36 PM

      @5:45 PM No shit. What a troll you are. You hang out here trying to cyberbully Gryphen, because you are disgusted with your sorry, unfulfilled life.

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  23. Anonymous5:57 PM

    What a message. We are so happily married (for a week) and we had a baby, oh gosh, I forgot how long ago because I still can't remember if it was early in November or late in December. You don't expect me to remember stuff like that when I am writing in my new eloquent, lavish new writing style. So, our message is that we are happily married even though we have only been together, you know what I mean, for a couple of real life months. We had some fights but that was when I was emotional and pregnant and we don't want to rehash those old wounds. We have decided that the message is to live life every day because you may not have tomorrow. What does that have with guns? Nothing, really, but my mother said that I had to writing something profound and philosophical and I don't even know what those words mean. But, if we can make political hay out of another one of America's tragic senseless shootings, then Dakota and I are going to try for the golden ring. One of us, my mother, Dakota or me, one of us might run for some political office or my mother thinks that she just might get a second chance, what? Can't I write that? Maybe? OK, we'll just exploit the tragic shooting to call attention to our wedding and our kid Sailor Grace. I mean Gracie Sailor, OK?

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    1. Anonymous6:16 PM

      5:57: Pretty good imitation. Must have hurt your brain!
      Now go run along and take a yuuuge sip of Tequila!

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    2. Anonymous6:26 PM

      Spot on Anonymous 5:57, perfect analysis!

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    3. Anonymous8:53 PM

      @ 6:16 The only way to write like Bristol is to drink like Bristol. Then, the words just flow out the way she talks.

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    4. Anonymous2:44 AM

      Is Nancy French aware that we all know the extent of Bristle's comments is usually "Go F*CK yourself"?? Such an elequent, mother of 5 or is it 6?

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  24. Anonymous6:03 PM

    This should disgust even you,
    bri$tol. Or maybe not.

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/katiesola/2015/12/04/igor-volsky-twitter/#56bccb362c1b

    GeorgiaPeach

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  25. Anonymous6:06 PM

    Dakota, when you go looking for them, they're in a Mason jar under the kitchen sink.

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    1. Anonymous6:23 PM

      You're suggesting he ever had any?

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    2. Anonymous6:31 PM

      "Are you pussy whipped?" -- Rod Stewart Hot Legs 1977

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  26. Anonymous6:09 PM

    The last thing I would ever do is listen to $arah, MOH, and D'OH's opinions on anything. Found Jesus, did they? Actions speak louder than words.

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    1. Anonymous8:57 PM

      Found God a few times judging by the number of pups they've been s1queezing out!


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    2. Anonymous2:48 AM

      Bristles thinks getting married (where are the photos?) gives her a new respectability. WRONG. Her past promiscuous lifestyle has labeled her forever. Slut, whore, married or single that is what she will always be. I give this "marriage" one year.

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  27. Anonymous6:13 PM

    Bristol, you're dumber than your fucking mother.

    I never thought that such things might be possible.

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    1. Anonymous8:57 PM

      This has been apparent for many years.

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  28. Anonymous6:19 PM

    What a disgusting picture!

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  29. Anonymous6:21 PM

    And meanwhile, you have done the same thing but without one word of sympathy towards the victims or their families.

    Congrats for being right, Donald erm.. uh.. Griff..

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    1. Anonymous6:26 PM

      Comprehend English much?

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    2. Anonymous6:56 PM

      True 6:21, very true.

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  30. Anonymous6:26 PM

    Dakota must be so proud he came around to support Trump.

    Sun, Jun 12th, 2016 at 7:04 pm
    Donald Trump is celebrating the death of 50 Americans and the wounding of more than 50 more by with a day-long series of tweets on Twitter.
    http://www.politicususa.com/2016/06/12/trump-repulsively-celebrates-deaths-50-americans-orlando-terror-attack.html

    ORLANDO NIGHTCLUB SHOOTING SUSPECT BOUGHT GUNS LEGALLY DESPITE FLAGS BY FBI
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkyGlpxUgAAOsB_.jpg

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  31. Anonymous6:27 PM

    This is a no name writer writing some ghost pieces ( in a Bristol persona) on spec. There are a couple of writers they are testing out; at the same time this couple is still floating a couple of reality show deals. I personally don't think any of them will culminate in a real show; but ya never know! They have revirginated Barstool pretty well ; plus hidden the "Dakota is not the father" DNA results pretty successfully.

    Jennifer aka Media Insider

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    1. Anonymous6:45 PM

      They just will not give up The Trash Kardash, will they? NO one cares!

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    2. Anonymous7:01 PM

      So why exactly is he playing along? Does he actually think an association with the Palins will help is political fortunes? Or is it all about finding a beard?

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    3. Anonymous7:54 PM

      I was wondering if you'd chime in on this posting: it certainly looks as though the Palins are attempting a relaunch of their 'brand'.
      (shudder)
      M from MD

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    4. Anonymous8:52 PM

      The thought of Dumb and Dumber having a reality show makes me laugh and then I remember Honey Boo Boo. They could play up the fish out of water, stylish, fashion-plate Bristol Kardashian Palin trying to live on a farm in Kentucky. Then, we could have the switcheroo, Dakota moves to Alaska. Finally, they settle on.... no, you'll have to wait for the second season to see where they will live. (Where Sarah tells them to live). Other programs: Dakota and Bristol renew their vows. He wears his uniform and Bristol finally picks out a beautiful wedding dress. Someone in that family has to have a real white dress wedding. We'll also have a pool going to see when Sailor's little brother or sister arrives, during the second season. Yeah, they are really show biz material LOL

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    5. Anonymous11:40 PM

      Hi Maloe lol.

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    6. Anonymous2:51 AM

      This will be akin to watching paint dry. Two boring people, not too attractive, no talent, what could go wrong?

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  32. Anonymous6:57 PM

    I just wish that SOMEONE finally would spill ALL the beans and clean up their sh*t out of their closets, out into the open!

    I still wonder, what's in it for DumbkotAh that he accepted fatherhood for a bastard child.

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    1. Anonymous7:42 PM

      All we hear is Ak rejects them, doesn't like them and all that. Well, not that much or the peeps of Ak would not have to be so vague.

      They would lay it all out and the people covering up and living in fear (that is not freedom), whatever keeps them complicit with the criminals, those peeps could be human beings again.

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    2. Anonymous8:02 PM

      way back when chuck sr got a hint about it!
      hey chucky sr hows that old man in kenai?

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    3. Anonymous8:46 PM

      You mean the one that reminds me of that NBC show Hannibal in a wheelchair that eats an eel? I heard that one is a sick S.O.B. and that is being polite - guess $$$ is worth sucking his dick eh Sarah and Barstool and Dakota? Money is his Dick!

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  33. Anonymous7:29 PM

    "When I was deployed to Afghanistan in service of my country, a life Trump knows nothing about, I fought alongside Muslims and worked with Muslims. In Afghanistan, I fought alongside Afghan security force soldiers who were Muslim. We were working together to defeat the Taliban. Hell, once I got home, I did everything I could to bring my interpreter to the United States in turn for all that he did for me. Under your plan, he wouldn’t be allowed in the country.

    Trump’s plan is an affront to the values I fought for, the values that I swore to defend. But you know what else? It wouldn’t even work."

    Dakota Meyer

    "The post yesterday regarding my opinion of Donald Trump, though premature, was spoken from the heart. Waiving the flag and pandering to the crowd does not make you a leader. Calling for a ban of all Muslims immigrating is such a statement. First, muslims come from all parts of the world and refusing entry to the United States based on religion is unenforceable and ignorant."

    https://www.facebook.com/SgtDakotaMeyer/photos/a.258060727567109.65283.253985551307960/1066080660098441/?type=1&theater

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    1. Anonymous7:56 PM

      Waiving?! Oh honey, you need an education.

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    2. abbafan8:32 PM

      Something tells me that Dumbkota will recant that statement he made about The Donald; monster-in-law will see to it!! She's suck-holing up to him to be his running mate dontcha know! Anon @ 6:06 P.M.,if he does recant, it would be a clear indication that his "manhood" IS in the jar under the sink, OR in one of Barstool's Louis Vuitton purses that he is now forced to carry!!

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    3. Anonymous8:47 PM

      I think that he has changed his mind since he wrote that.

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    4. Anonymous9:12 PM

      When someone begins a verbal list, as in "First, muslims..." there is usually a following 'Secondly' or 'Thirdly' but Duh just leaves us hanging in wonder for his point. As though he has one.

      Seems like he's already adapted to the Palin method of quitting in mid-stream.

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    5. Anonymous2:55 AM

      Too bad so many of Bristle's "partners" did not quit midstream!!

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    6. Anonymous11:19 AM

      First they came for the Mexicans, and I did not speak out—
      Because I was not a Mexican.

      Then they came for the Transgenders, and I did not speak out—
      Because I was not a Transgender.

      Then they came for the Muslims, and I did not speak out—
      Because I was not a Muslim.

      Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

      Parody-MARTIN NIEMÖLLER

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  34. Anonymous7:36 PM

    I'm sorry, but "Barstool" is now a married woman so I'm going to cut her some slack.

    She's probably gloating at everyone who said she'd never be able to find a husband and just spend the rest of her life having illegitimate babies until her uterus didn't work anymore.

    I give the editor of Wonkette credit for mentioning the wedding. But Radaronline seems to ignoring it. The Young Turks and other internet shows that have condemned or mocked Bristol in the past have also been silent.

    It seems that ole Barstool is getting the last laugh. As they say in Palinland, "HOOHAH!"

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    1. Anonymous10:23 PM

      Bristol's pussy laughs at all of her trial daddies, including Dumbkota.

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  35. Anonymous7:40 PM

    "...the greater scope of life..."

    Yep, that was my clue that this wasn't written by a Palin or a Meyer.

    Wonder who's doing the writing?

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  36. Anonymous7:49 PM

    Here, in order, were my first reactions when hearing of Bristol's marriage:

    1. Come on, now. Stop playing games. This has to be a joke.

    2. She REALLY got married? I guess there's hope for everyone.

    3. Should I celebrate or knowing the Palins, will these two be separated and condemning each other while other couples who married at the same time are still in the honeymoon phase of marriage?

    4. Is Bristol pregnant again? I know it
    wouldn't be scandalous this time but please let the answer be no.

    5. This marriage is restoring my faith in God. I always said it would take an act of God for this girl to marry. Atheists, you now have the proof you need.

    6. I want to run out in the streets and ring the church bells and shout "Bristol is married, civilization survives,.....and tomorrow is another day!

    Bear with me on this folks. I'm a social conservative and the past few years have not been kind to us. We get a little wild whenever we get good news, so I'm indulging myself here due to the anonymity.



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    1. Anonymous2:58 AM

      Wait until the trip to Hawaii is over, back to the real world. Living together once the reality shows are all refused. Once they realise they need JOBS, that is when the bottom will fall out.

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    2. Anonymous4:50 AM

      Yes 2:58. When SarahPAC is finally broke and the money for all of Bristol's paid help disappears. When Bristol is trying to care for Trig, Tripp and Sailor with help only from Piper. Dakota will stay away from the chaos at home as much as possible.

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  37. Anonymous7:52 PM

    "Waiving the flag?" You mean, like Trump wants us to waive the rights of American citizens to be part of this nation? Sorry, Dakota, but you and Bristol are always pandering to someone. I agree with your sentiments, but your new MummyinLaw is going to be furious with you! She wants to be Trump's VP, you moron! How can that happen if you call him out? Do you want that WH wedding reception or not?

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  38. Anonymous8:04 PM

    Yeah, and her effing mother goads on for hate and violence. Please alaska expose everything about them now!

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  39. Anonymous8:09 PM

    Why dont you talk about Tucson citizen and the tinest one who is an angel now just by your ratty moms hate you Piece Of SHIT Brisdull.

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  40. Anonymous8:28 PM

    It's not Nancy. Totally different voice, and while Nancy commits grave crimes against the English language, she lacks this person's special cluelessness about how to correctly use semicolons.

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    1. Anonymous8:50 PM

      True that. She seems to think introductory prepositional phrases are followed by a semi-colon. She throws her commas in willy-nilly as well. Yes, I agree that it is a different writer.

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  41. Anonymous8:39 PM

    Griffin, it has been a long entertaining read for nearly eight years. However, I no longer find the Palin's a good read even with a new ghost writer. Ko, He's following in his daddy's foot steps when he married a girl just like his own mom. Wash, wash. Spin, spin. Drip dry and do it again.




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  42. Anonymous8:46 PM

    Oh, Bristol, you and Dakota sound so smart. It's too bad that neither of you are 35 years old so one of you could be Donald Trump's vice president. Do you think that your mother would be willing to run again? You could be her speech writer because your writing suddenly makes you sound so smart. It's amazing what being married for a few days can do for your IQ, you lucky girl.

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  43. Anonymous8:47 PM

    Oh that's the picture after the face transplant.

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  44. Anonymous10:21 PM

    Hey, Bristol, was it a cowardly, selfish, horrible act when your brother beat up his pregnant girlfriend and threatened to kill her and himself? How about when you beat up the host of a party you weren't actually invited to but showed anyway? Or, were you so drunk, disorderly, and busy looking for your $300 sunglasses you don't remember?

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  45. Anonymous1:19 AM

    Doesn't sound like Nancy French to me, I think it's a new ghost writer. It rambled on and at the end sounded like a sermon.

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  46. I notice a couple of changes:

    1. Sarah's Facebook page now sports a headline for SarahPAC, which -- according to the headline -- has "a record of building a conservative majority."

    2. Dakota's Facebook is now linking to Bristol's ghostwritten blog. Also -- notice how Dakota refers to his new wife as "Bristol Palin." Hmmmm.

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  47. Anonymous3:13 AM

    This is no professional writer--there are lots of errors. My fave:

    "And to say God allowed for things like this to happen would be a misnomer, He didn’t."

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    1. Anonymous4:23 AM

      To be fair, it could be a cut-rate ghostwriter, but it could also be a decent ghostwriter trying to at least make it plausible as the voice of an uneducated, borderline retarded young woman.

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  48. Anonymous6:16 AM

    Rah-Rah is shedding FB friends like hair off a dog in the heat of summer. What's up with that?

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    1. Anonymous7:17 AM

      Who the fuck is rah-rah?

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  49. Anonymous7:58 AM

    Bristol's blog is definitely written in a different voice now. Nancy's childlike prose was actually more suited to Bristol's smile mentality. This new writer doesn't understand her audience, plus it's really boring. How someone could write about such a tragic situation in such a boring manner is,max Trump would say, "Sad!" But I see the path going forward: Dakota is going to write about leadership and U.S. military strategy and Bristol is going to write about the traditionally feminine stuff such as home and family. Get ready folks, it's going to be extremely irritating.

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