Saturday, July 30, 2016

Melania Trump would like to explain to you why her website was taken down.

Courtesy of the Washington Post: 

"The website in question was created in 2012 and has been removed because it does not accurately reflect my current business and professional interests," it reads -- though as an image and not an actual tweet, since it's 11 characters too long. ("The website in question is from 2012 and has been removed bc it does not accurately reflect my current business and professional interests" works, FYI.) 

So, that's fine, but: What website? 

MelaniaTrump.com, a site which once hosted information about Trump's beauty products, jewelry line and life story. It was up earlier this week, but now simply flips over to the more generic Trump.com because, Trump says, it didn't reflect her current business and professional interests.

Now there are a couple of problems with that.

First she's a Trump so, you know, they lie.

Secondly the website has said the same thing since 2006, not 2012.

And thirdly the real problem, of course, is not that any information was outdated but rather that it included this:

Virtually all reports, not circulated by the Trump campaign, report that Melania actually dropped out of college after a year to pursue her modeling career.

Which of course led to her meeting the Donald, and the rest, as they say, is a never ending disaster movie.

Let's face it, she's an idiot, he's a liar, and they want to be the First Family.

Don't forget to vote kids.

45 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:38 AM

    The Internet is forever, Melania dahlink.

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    1. Anonymous5:55 AM

      Thank you for your comment 2:38...started my morning with a smile!

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  2. Anonymous3:00 AM

    Oh do tell ... Please Melania, don't forget your past. Put up all the nude/semi-nude photos you've posed for. Nobody can forget, thanks to people like Sarah Palin, that our president knew Rev. Wright, so don't hide your past! Your photos are easily found by 2nd grade boys, so put them all in one easy to find website!

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  3. Slightly OT: They're reporting another hack on the DNC/Clinton campaign this morning.

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  4. Anonymous4:24 AM

    And let's not forget they claim she speaks 6 languages. I wouldn't doubt she speaks 2-3, as that's quite common for Europeans, but I doubt she speaks 6 fluently. Even most professional linguists and translators don't speak more than three fluently.

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    1. Anonymous5:41 AM

      She says she speaks 5 languages.
      But that is no big deal.

      My grandson was speaking 4 languages (English, Spanish, French, and Tagalog) by the time he was 3, and speaking them fluently.
      And my 2 year old granddaughter speaks two languages, fluently, (English and Spanish).

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    2. Anonymous5:43 AM

      They say she speaks 5 languages but sadly, English is not one of them.

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  5. SallyinMI4:26 AM

    "Born in Slovenia" it begins. And three sentences later, "The Slovenia-born brunette" as if people were so awed by her bio they completely forgot that she's SLOVENIAN while reading 25 words. Funny there is nothing in there about her becoming an American citizen, which WIKI says she is. Wonder what the new website will say? "Born in Slovenia," "the Slovenian-born brunette," "Slovenian born Melania tried college, intending to study architecture and design, but was blinded by the bright lights of NYC and the faux gold in a certain gentleman's penthouse." "After a certain gentleman's divorce, the beauty from Slovenia married Donald Trump." "Starting a successful beauty care business" (that flopped) "the girl from Slovenia found herself writing and making speeches in support of her husband's quest for the White House." "Once poor in Slovenia, Melanie now is surrounded by luxury, staff to do her bidding, and the Secret Service. Gone are the days of posing mostly nude with guns. Now she is a wife and mother. The Slovenian-born brunette /blond has found a home." Gee, they oughta make a Hallmark movie of her blessed life. Chachi could play Donnie. They could call it "Happy Daze." "Dazed and Rich." "Dazed and Amazed."

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    1. Anonymous5:44 AM

      Cheater Daze

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    2. Anonymous6:11 AM

      SallyinMI, Priceless. Maybe you could offer to ghostwrite for her? At least the end product would be factual. And then, offer to ghostwrite for Sarah Palin and Bristol Meyer!
      Beaglemom

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    3. Anonymous6:26 AM

      The Slovenian born blonde/brunette began to age so she plumped up with botox and fillers and was carved up with surgery so she can no longer move her plastic face.

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    4. Anonymous7:29 AM

      She really should have her eyes checked, that is probable why she has to squint all the time :)

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    5. Anonymous8:20 AM

      "The Spy Who Loved Me Long Time"

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  6. Anonymous4:34 AM

    She took it down because it was found to have lies.
    On that site she said she has a college degree in architecture, BUT investigative reporters found she did not even finish one year of college.
    She claimed to have written the infamous plagiarized speech all by herself, NOW she is saying a speechwriter wrote the infamous plagiarized speech. She is a liar and a plagiarizer.

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  7. Anonymous4:38 AM

    This whole family is a clan of liars and thugs.

    I use to think Ivanka was better than the rest of them, until she used the election process to hawk her MADE in other Countries clothes.

    As for Melanomia, she is not First Lady material and not because she doesn't have a degree.

    I don't think a soft porn model turned gold digger is the example the First Lady should be promoting and she would be hawking her MADE in other Countries jewelry and other crap from the W.H.

    Obviously she isn't proud of her accomplishments, otherwise she wouldn't lie about having a degree.

    Maybe she watched Seinfeld and got the idea for the architecture degree from George Costanza or she translated pornography from Slovenian into English and came up with architecture.



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    1. Anonymous6:13 AM

      Or maybe Donnie's PR people did the website, and she can't even read it.

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    2. Anonymous6:21 AM

      Not hard to imagine the Trump WH having it's own 24 hr shopping channel.

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    3. Anonymous6:27 AM

      OMG can you imagine her welcoming kids to the White House gardens?

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  8. Anonymous4:38 AM

    She was born in Yugoslavia. Marshal Tito was in power. She didn't have the glamorous life of a fashion designer mother and a wealthy father and flowers and blue sky and university degrees... when in reality this woman is so stupid that in years she has been unable to arrange to have her website updated.

    Her husband made up her background for her, the same way he made up his first wife's background... and his own.

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  9. Anonymous4:39 AM

    Melania Trump and Caitlyn Jenner separated at birth...hehe

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    1. Anonymous6:12 AM

      I've noticed that resemblance as well-could it be that Jenner had the hots for her and instructed the plastic surgeon?

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    2. Anonymous8:35 AM

      Jenner makes one fugly chick. He's a hot mess. Gees Louis,what some people will do to get noticed!screech and stool also and two. Sounds like a whole lotta low self esteem.

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  10. Anonymous4:42 AM

    O/T
    Repeat After Me: A Vote For Jill Stein Is A Vote For Donald Trump
    ....There is a ridiculous notion among Stein supporters that there are enough responsible voters out there to ensure that Trump doesn’t set foot in the White House come 2017, thus giving them permission to vote for a third-party candidate. But the polling is clear. This race is not a lock for the Democratic nominee, and it is absurd that some disgruntled liberals are perpetuating that myth to excuse their irresponsible de facto vote for Trump.

    Didn’t we see this nightmare play out 16 years ago when Green Party votes gave us the blessing of a George W. Bush presidency?

    That year, Al Gore lost to Bush in the state of New Hampshire by 7,211 votes. Close, but no cigar. Consider, though, that Ralph Nader (Green Party candidate) pulled in over 20,000 votes in the state. That didn’t just tip the scales in favor of Bush; it essentially handed him the presidency on a silver platter....

    http://www.politicususa.com/2016/07/29/repeat-me-vote-jill-stein-vote-donald-trump.html

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    1. Anonymous5:25 AM

      I do remember that and I've hated Ralph Nader ever since. I wouldn't put it past the Repubs to convince Bernie to run as an independent senile party...

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    2. Anonymous5:51 AM

      I don't think he'll run 3rd party - not while trying to sell a book.

      Crazy how some of his supporters went to the convention thinking he still was a candidate, though! http://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/bernie-sanders-delegates-dnc-chaos-226456

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    3. Anonymous5:52 AM

      Appreciate your comment 5:25 AM. Ever after that election I thought of Ralph Nader as a spoiler and couldn't stand to watch him.

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    4. Anonymous6:12 AM

      @Anonymous 4:42 AM

      I have strongly disliked Ralph Nader ever since. If not for what he did our nation would not have gone through the horrible Bush/Cheney reign. We would not have gone to war, and would not have had the economy disaster we got under Bush.

      Nader is partly responsible for the Bush/Cheney disaster.

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  11. Anonymous4:42 AM

    Sex>
    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/antigay-nebraska-republican-urged-to-resign-over-sex-video-of-himself-on-state-computer/

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    1. Anonymous8:16 AM

      Lemme guess, the coot filmed himself flapping to gay porn.

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  12. Anonymous5:02 AM

    Gosh - if your husband was running for president and you were going to speak to a national audience wouldn't you update your website BEFORE being put in the national spotlight? They can't even lie competently. (Also FWIW, why DIDN'T they update her website to reflect the presidential effort? Professional PR and marketing? Hardly.)

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    1. Anonymous5:53 AM

      Agree. Totally unprofessional and incompetent.

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    2. Anonymous6:23 AM

      "Update" being the operative word. Instead they take it down? I call BS.

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  13. Anonymous5:10 AM

    Wiki gen wiki leaks and 23 and me know about the Russia/ukraine connection to usa citizens, property, scams, lies, corruption and compromised dna. Why is missy palin not campaigning for the HUGE rump? going down? got the witch tit in a hanger perhaps.

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    1. Anonymous6:23 AM

      ROFLMAO You're invoking 23andMe?

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  14. Anonymous7:09 AM

    Not just reports - her own damn ghost writtten biography.

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    1. Anonymous8:19 AM

      Trump will probably be sending the little missus on a European vacation very soon.

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  15. I've heard, lot's of people have told me, Melania has left the Donald and is living with Vladimir Putin in Russia. Sad!

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  16. Anonymous9:15 AM

    About the plagiarism. Now it appears that the "fall guy" Meredith McIvers is a non-existent figment of Trump's just as his Barron persona was when he was using that pseudonym to call newspapers and magazines and promote himself in the media. No wonder "Meredith" was not "fired".

    You have to ask yourself if the exposure came because the FEC started an investigation into her existence because the claim was that she was a Trump organization employee, thus an unlawful use of Trump money in the campaign - since her payment for writing the speech was not declared in the campaign finance filings - so.... Drumpf's very sick, lying ways once again revealed.

    And the lemmings keep marching behind him shouting support as they head toward the cliff. Our hope is only Trump and his lemmings go over the cliff and somehow the liberals are able to save the country for another day.

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  17. Anonymous9:18 AM

    If the Republican symbol is an elephant, it is not the traditional elephant that never forgets. It's obviously a different model because in 2016 Republicans have forgotten their terror campaign here in the US from the late 1940's through the 1960's against the evils of Russia and they've forgotten their xenophobia about John Kerry's wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, because she had a (slight) foreign accent and because she was rich. They also ridiculed her extensive experience as a philanthropist and head of the Heinz Foundation, a really big deal. I, however, as a Democrat growing up in those earlier years and an ardent John Kerry support, remember both GOP attitudes very clearly.

    So now, we have Donald Trump, the RNC choice for president, who cozies up to the Russians for personal profit and some kind of perverse political thrill (???), and his third wife, born in Yugoslavia, who speaks with a much heavier accent than Teresa Heinz Kerry, who has never been involved in supporting major philanthropic endeavors, and who has exhibited herself for years more or less partly clothed. These two represent the best that the GOP has to offer the American people. Pretty pathetic.
    Beaglemom

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    1. Anonymous6:37 PM

      They have forsaken their almighty leader St.Ronnie and his crusade to rid the world of the evil Soviet Union.

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  18. Anonymous10:41 AM

    Everything out of the Trumps is directed at their base (who they know are stupid) or toward possible Trump supporters (who also are stupid). So their lies don't matter. Those who vote for Trump are the evolutionary dead-enders who think Fox. AM hate radio, and Alex Jones is news. They also they believe science is a vast liberal conspiracy(as a cancer fighter myself I am so grateful for science, how do they explain modern medicine?). Due to science I will survive what would have been a death sentence not that very many years ago. A massive problem for informed intelligent folks is the vote of the most stupid counts. The stupidest among us can end us all.

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  19. Anonymous12:31 PM

    She was born in the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia. Slovenia was not formed until 2004.

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    1. Anonymous7:41 PM

      Yes, poor Melanomia, she’s so stupid, she doesn’t know what country she was born in.

      I guess little Donnie didn’t ask for the long version of her birth certificate.

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  20. Anonymous3:33 PM

    She didn't write that.

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  21. Anita Winecooler5:59 PM

    ZsaZsa Trump is full of lies and bullshit, with a good dose of silicone. If the website was the same one I saw, she was selling cheap goods for big bucks and had a "funny ting" or "tale" about each photo. No one, and I mean no one whose family drove a yugo could make it to Milan to become a "model" at sixteen, seventeen, eighteen etc. Maybe she was a model in her head?
    No one using a website successfully for e commerce just "takes it down" without a replacement nor warning, so I'm calling bullshit on the liar and her husband. Fluent in five languages? More bullshit.
    She's not particularly beautiful nor "warm" looking, she's got a mannish facial structure that's stuck in one squinting position, I've seen women her age in the street with much better looks, backbone, and self worth than Ole Melly goatmilker. The sad thing is, she has no smarts to fall back on. Trump U's first graduate, perhaps? Could have done much better, Mel, but you sold your soul and have to live with it. Anything else need scrubbing? Are you sure? Hubby's buddy Vlad'll dig up the goods, so come clean.

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