Monday, July 25, 2016

Sarah Palin lashes out at those who are late to jump on the "Trump train," and derides Ted Cruz over his "suicide vest."

Okay this is a long one filled with venom so keep your snake bite kits at the ready.

I am only going to pick and choose a few key rants because if I spend too much time in that swirling vapor of acrimony I may end my day picking off local shoppers with a high powered rifle from a clock tower.

Take a deep cleansing breath, and here we go: 

With Donald Trump securing the presidential nomination, the political narrative is shifting rapidly and revealingly. As you watch former haters hop aboard the Trump Train, it’s important to connect dots and understand my concern about a bunch of belated mea culpas with which we’ll now be inundated. 

It’s important because time is short and lessons must be learned to avoid future catastrophic capture by status quo politicos. 

Friends, my concern here is all about the attempted destruction of Trump SUPPORTERS over all these months. I’ve zipped my lips long enough; it’s time to call out those who’ve tried to destroy you.

Wait, her lips were zipped?

When was that, and how did I miss it?

But enough about Trump and his supporters, time to make it all about Sarah.

Personally, since endorsing Trump, my family and I haven’t seen the level of hate and vitriol spewed our way since the 2008 McCain/Palin campaign. It’s been hellish.

From fair-weather friends and “supporters” turning decisively away in the meanest of ways, to me losing jobs – literally – the moment my support for Trump was made public, we sucked it up and hung on to hope that vindication was around the corner. I was told – for the umpteenth time – my career was over for “going rogue” this election cycle.

There are a few more paragraphs of bitching, before we get to this:  

Conveniently, oppressors of this nationalist revolution found a way to save face. The obvious wall-writing told them they’d lose money and influence if they continued fighting AGAINST the majority, so the donor class scattered from their polarizing candidate when Ted Cruz’s suicide vest detonated at the GOP convention.

That's right, Ted Cruz's suicide vest.  Because what could be more hyperbolic and over the top than that?

Oops, time to talk about herself again.

I’ve been asked all year questions like why it seems I’m “relegated” to outsider status of current political machines; why there’s no longer a seat at the talking heads TV table; why’d previous “friends” commence public condemnation of me despite me never changing my values, priorities or loyalties to the right causes. The question is suggested, “Don’t you know if you just go along to get along you’d be in the big shots’ good graces?”

Uh, she does realize that the only reason she was not invited to the Republican convention this year is because Donald Trump did not want her there, right?

Time to go back and attack Ted Cruz again, and while she's at it why not include Glenn Beck?

A significant exposition is the billionaire Mercer family’s financial ties to Cruz, his SuperPACs, think tanks, media outlets, and donor class hanger-oners like Glenn Beck, which will explain why guys (like Mercer-affiliated Beck) did a 180 on me – and you – with inexplicable personal attacks to invalidate us. 

The inconsistencies and random attacks they engaged in have been so, well, RANDOM that was hard not to giggle publicly at their bizarreness. Beck and his ilk showed they don’t oppose politics of personal destruction they used to rail against with lip service. They actually participate in Alinsky-like tactics that make the rest of us gag at typical political shenanigans.

Yep it really sucks that Cruz was funded by some billionaire, after all that is so much worse than being in debt to the Russians and having Vladimir Putin's hand up the back of your shirt controlling you.

That's right Sarah Palin the man who you broke ranks with your conservative homeys to endorse has now been shown to have significant ties to the leader of a country that we were engaged in a cold war with for almost forty years, and who the conservatives have considered their mortal enemies since World War 2.

Not only that but his nomination, and eventual defeat will most likely signal the end of the Republicans party as we know it today.

So WHO is it exactly wearing that suicide vest?

186 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:36 PM

    Wonder why the IJR is suddenly giving her (and Dakota) a forum? Why are all the Palins suddenly linking to this site?

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    1. Anonymous1:45 PM

      What's in it for them? LOL

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    2. Anonymous3:08 PM

      She gave you the answer, ...she has lost work...she needs a forum and is trying to con IJR into being just that. It's a numbers game. Don't click.

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    3. Anonymous3:15 PM

      Ahhhhhhhhh,Sarah didn't get invited to the party. :(

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    4. Anonymous4:05 PM

      Newsflash Granny Palin: We gag every time you open your mouth!

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    5. Anonymous4:41 PM

      BE AFRAID SARAH! BE VERY AFRAID!

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    6. Anonymous6:57 AM

      So, I gather things did not go well for Trick/Track at that hearing?

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    7. Anonymous8:15 AM

      What's IJR???

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  2. Anonymous1:43 PM

    Can't this old dried up skank develop inoperable brain cancer ?

    .. but wait, first she'd need to possess a brain - damn !! ..

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    1. Anonymous2:02 PM

      How about incurable brain stem rot?

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    2. Anonymous4:42 PM

      oh I am sure her 'mocktails' from how long now have done their share to 'rot her head'!

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    3. Anonymous8:25 AM

      I'm pretty sure sarah only possesses a brain stem, no real gray matter there.

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  3. Anonymous1:44 PM

    She didn't write that or put the words together - too well done in areas to be her gibberish!

    She and Trump are two of a kind and total scum upon America! Thank God, the piece of white trash isn't followed much anymore and that Donald Trump, the dictator and racist, will lose!

    Remember - Sarah Palin is the 'kiss of death' when she supports someone! She will NOT help him - she'll hinder him and, thankfully so!

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    1. Anonymous2:50 PM

      Of course she didn't. You seriously think she knows what"mea culpa" means??

      Hint, Sarah--it's a Catholic phrase. Maybe Tim Kaine could help you with that?

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  4. Anonymous1:44 PM

    To answer your question, who exactly is wearing that suicide vest, the US is if Trump gets elected.

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    1. Anonymous3:09 PM

      Both Trump and Hillary (and Cruz) are actually wearing protective vests underneath their regular clothing when appearing in public. Trump is so chubby it's hard to notice, but I have seen the out line of Hillary wearing them when making public appearances.

      I'm sure they are all receiving assassination dialog. What is wrong w/our country? Think of all the talk about killing President Obama and now they are doing the same thing with Hillary - only very publically at the Republican Convention. Those people are fucking nuts - not Americans I want to have a damn thing to do with, that is for sure! They do NOT represent me.

      I wonder if Trump were elected POTUS and began his dictatorship - what would he do to protect leaders in either party? That's a joke folks!

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  5. Dinty1:45 PM

    The use of phrase "nationalist revolution" scares the shit out of me, frankly. If it were coming out of the mouth of anyone with more gravitas (or any gravitas, to be honest) I'd be legitimately worried.

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    1. Anonymous2:29 PM

      She's definitely on the Nazi side. Smaller government my ass!

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    2. Done with the dog whistle, now outright calling the dog. High-larious, that one.

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    3. Anonymous4:42 PM

      Her affections any way the wind blows!

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  6. Anonymous1:45 PM

    I'll bet she fantasizes about bare-chested Putin comin' over that hill there on his snowmobile to whisk her off to Russia. Then she could be the queen of Russia and wear a crown. Is that why she's always sittin' in her lawn chair lookin' for Putin's head in the clouds?

    Remember she lied about Putin wrestling bears with his bare hands when what he actually did was hug a bagged and tagged tranquilized bear.

    So now we know why she did that Fakebook screed about how her family all has jobs and are workin' so hard. It's because she was trashing Cruz for killing his own political career and the internet was not kind to her since she killed her own career and others.

    My oh my Sarah must be really bored nowadays since nobody cares. Now she's gonna have to take back all that stuff she promised Dakota about her helping him with a political career while she rides his & Bristol's coat tails. Sarah if you're lucky they might let you silk screen a few t-shirts.

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    1. Anonymous4:21 PM

      The one she stalks is Mother Russia! Isn't that right Sarah? Sarah? Sarah has left the building!

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    2. Anonymous6:02 PM

      I don't think she's bored so much as she is pissed. lmao But it's alll good, right Baldy?

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    3. Anonymous8:57 AM

      Delusional twatwaffle thinks she's "dr" putin's Laura. lol

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  7. Anonymous1:49 PM

    Her injected lips haven't been zipped, she hasn't been quiet- her problem is nobody is listening to her any more. Being excluded from every convention since the one she appeared at has shown America that Republicans aren't interested in any more of her bulltwang.

    Hey Sarah why did Trumpie ban you and your big mouth from his shoutfest?

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    1. No, she was banned because she couldn't speak "American".

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    2. Anonymous6:03 PM

      She was banned because of the old hump and dump move.

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  8. Sarah is major butthurt she wasn't asked to the RNC, I'm sure it was Trump's kids....she is a dickhopper and they distanced themselves...awesome

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    1. She'd thought being Trump's lapdog would get her to the RNC so she could thumb her nose at the previous RNC.

      They NEVER want her back at ANY RNC. They don't like her at all. Even they know she's a ignorant old fool. Full of stupidity and bile.

      They don't want her or her family near RNC. Not even as a guest. HAHAHAHAHA

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  9. Anonymous1:55 PM

    No longer a seat at the table, $arah? You never had one except for Fox. The major Sunday shows have never invited you even when you were "the shit" in '08. You know why; I don't need to spell it out. Who the hell are you trying to convince? Yourself?

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  10. Anonymous1:56 PM

    >>Personally, since endorsing Trump, my family and I haven’t seen the level of hate and vitriol spewed our way since the 2008 McCain/Palin campaign. It’s been hellish.

    WHOO HOO! Yeah, that ol' Karma is kicking her skinny ass!

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    1. Anonymous4:21 PM

      what goes around comes around

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    2. Anonymous6:12 PM

      Oh come off it $arah. The only one you got vitriol from was the Cruzers over at the Pee Pond.

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  11. Anonymous1:56 PM

    The Horror of Trumpism

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-horror-of-trumpism

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    1. Anonymous2:33 PM

      quote:

      'There's no other way to put it but where Trump goes shit gets weird and dark; and dangerous new things happen that haven't happened before. In some ways, this is simply the story of the entire campaign season. The worst part of it is that it all seems to be accelerating. Far from pivoting he appears to be growing more comfortable running as a transgressive right-wing ethnic nationalist.'

      ...and she is TRUMPeting a 'nationalist revolution'?! what a dunder-head!

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  12. Anonymous1:56 PM

    She's now recycling the old political correctness suicide vest and giving it to Cruz. She really loves that suicide vest image.

    And figurative language of all sorts way too much--no one mixes metaphors and writes in a way that would get her an F grade in a college comp class quite like Sarah. Poor thing.

    She's lost jobs, she says, and it hasn't been her own fault. It's always someone else's. And like, hah, her jobs are real ones? I wonder what she's mostly hurt about--maybe the Judge Judy impersonation was shelved? She needs money. First thing she ought to do is lower the price on that AZ home. And then go look at help wanted as and get an actual job.

    Man, she really needs to go back and read her new year's resolution. It didn't take long to break it, and she even surpassed her usual level of hate speak this year. Yet she wonders why people say what they do about her.



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    1. Anonymous3:00 PM

      I'll wager there were zero bids for her 'judge' TV show! She is just getting angrier and nastier at all the 'fuck you, Sarah!' she is receiving from everyone.

      I've seen nary a positive thought or comment about her anywhere!

      Like I've said before - she even enjoys only the negative media and press she receives. She truly is a glutton for her 'own' punishment! All of which has been brought on by her and her family members doings it to THEMSELVES! Friggin' unbelievable!

      Shut the Hell up, Sarah, before someone sews those lips of your shut!

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    2. Anonymous3:29 PM

      Do the people in Wasilla hate her so much that she can't be hired as a helper in the local Walmart?
      Beaglemom

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    3. Anonymous4:44 PM

      The panhandlers send her to 4th Avenue! lol

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  13. Anonymous1:59 PM

    Surprised at how she somehow managed to blame people for her downfall. Hmmm. Interesting tactic. See that alot. Everyone's fault but mine. Donald, the same. The mentally ill are about to run our country and the Right are cheering them on. Okay, so say Putin does have his hands into our country. Then what? What do we have then? All because we listen to idiots like Palin and Trump. They are not wise. They are angry, want to get even with the world, just like their new god Putin. Folks, if Putin wins, we have to fight with our last strength, and let me tell you, that guy knows how to make his enemies suffer. You think Donald and Palin are bad, wait till November. A world run by Putin will make Hitler look like child's play.

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    1. Anonymous2:54 PM

      The first thing Putin would do is have President Trump assassinated! And, then his fun will really begin!

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    2. Anonymous4:56 PM

      hahaha oh you all should write war novels!
      there are too many people for politicians!
      remember that now! grin! write that novel!

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  14. Anonymous2:00 PM

    "hope that vindication was just around the corner"? More like her assumption that basking in Trump's reflected glory and largess was just around the corner. Maybe she was too stoned to notice, but the media dumping happened years ago. It was Little Donny who got what he wanted from her and then cast her aside in a NY minute. Out-grifted by a master grifter. Schlonged, one might say. Was it as good for you as it was for him, Sarah?

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    1. Anonymous4:24 PM

      hahahaha schlonged!

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  15. Anonymous2:04 PM

    LOL! She's getting RIPPED in the comments of the article.

    'quit your damn whining like a little baby. you chose a lying cheating scam artist who only thinks of himself and is all about the power. it is nice to know that all those people who warned about you were right. you claimed to be all about the constitution but trump hasn't even read it. and if you think being told to vote your conscience on who would fight for freedom was against trump what does that say about your choice. you made your choice now deal with it'

    'Sarah, are you f****g high? "Beck and his ilk showed they don’t oppose politics of personal destruction they used to rail against with lip service. They actually participate in Alinsky-like tactics that make the rest of us gag at typical political shenanigans."

    They certainly participate in their share of attacks,but do you know, who you are supporting??. Do you haven even the slighest sense of self awareness??

    Trump is THE MOST nasty, negative, personal attack driven politician EVER (effectively may I add).

    Thank god, even Trump found you too toxic to participate in the RNC.'

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    1. Anonymous2:52 PM

      And, Sarah has the balls to spout disfavor about Ted Cruz who was her choice before Trump! And, the bitch forgot to acknowledge the fact Republicans in her state also favored Cruz over Trump.

      It was the legal begals/bullshitters at the Republican Convention that turned Alaska's majority vote over to Trump! Televised and factual!

      I'm voting for Hillary Clinton. Fuck the screwed up Republican party nationwide! Their demise has been on full display with their unending support of the Dictator known as Donald Trump! He is their second coming of Hitler II - and must have forgotten they'll be under his rules as well as the rest of us, should he win the election!

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    2. Anonymous3:30 PM

      Those are wonderful comments. "Too toxic" indeed.

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  16. Anonymous2:05 PM

    Poor Sarah; doesn't seem she's living vibrantly. She's sitting home in some pity-party mode, feeling sorry for herself and the rest of America, who don't grift off of others, are enjoying their summer and holidays.

    Poor Sarah; she needs to stop whining and realize that she got treated the way she's been treating innocent people. How does it feel, Sarah?

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    1. Anonymous2:41 PM

      And she's having a hell of a time living vicariously through the successful Republicans!

      She's been tarred and feathered (by her own party) and put away wet and smelly! Jump in your lake, Sarah! Go for a swim and bath and hopefully, you'll sink never to be heard from again!

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    2. Anonymous3:27 PM

      Just imagine how helpful she's being for Trig. Poor kid, having to live with someone who is so consumed by hatred and jealousy.
      Beaglemom

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  17. Anonymous2:07 PM

    Her state of perpetual outrage is so fucking tedious. And the more she is shunned or 'relegated', the more vicious she is getting.

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    1. Anonymous2:37 PM

      Spot on 2:07. Too bad no one thought to tell her that her chosen career of mangy attack dog comes with the possibility that the other side has a dog too. Guess she thought everyone would just back and sigh and let her blast her lies and distortions with impunity.

      Sorry sistah piglet, you are a fraud and a do-nothing and there are just a handful of backward oafs left to support your warped thinking. You may have started it but we intend to finish it and send you and your pack of shills back to the cave you crawled out of with help from your former buddy McPain.

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    2. Anonymous4:26 PM

      Damn it Gryphen if I have to stop what I am doing and bring a blanket to wrap Sarah up in and transport her to API? You tape it! ;)

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    3. Anonymous4:57 PM

      Comedy Central here today! lol

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  18. Anonymous2:11 PM

    Poor Scarah. The real players are still out there in the limelight. For her it was "thanks for playing, and here's the 'Elections 2016--Home Edition'. Fun for ages 5-95; batteries not included."

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    1. Anonymous3:48 PM

      :)

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    2. Anonymous4:30 PM

      Or 'Elections 2008--Vintage Edition.' It's one of those games that never ends for Scarah.

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  19. Anonymous2:12 PM

    SarahPac is all but defunct, Track is facing jail, Bristol has lost control of her uterus, Todd is injured and not working, Dakota has become a dependent, and Trig's care has become a burden. Happy times in Palin land.

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    1. Anonymous2:38 PM

      Todd hasn't held a job for years - he quit his slope work when the piece of white trash came to the forefront of the nation prior to her loosing run w/McCain!

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    2. Anonymous3:21 PM

      Love this mid-summer update! Palins suck!

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    3. Anonymous3:48 PM

      2:38 No, Todd quit his job months later, just as soon as the multi-million-dollar check cleared.

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  20. Anonymous2:16 PM

    Sarah ! Your farts stink! You are a nobody.
    Playing the martyr are we?
    You are a dumb person ! You cannot even act smart. You are a foolish, hateful,self serving,
    Narcissistic Imbecile. You go fuck yourself!!!!!

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    1. Anonymous2:37 PM

      Hey don't piss her off. She'll get out her little black list and get revenge on someone in Wasilla! Trying to destroy someone else is the only way she knows how to make herself feel better. She gets a high off of it.

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    2. Anonymous4:28 PM

      Gee Gyrphen sounds like we need to form an on-call team to haul ol Sarah to API! hahaha

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  21. Anonymous2:20 PM

    Hey, Sarah, who is your new ghost writer?

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    1. Anonymous4:29 PM

      Could it be that one that brainwashed her sister to eat a gun perhaps? perhaps!

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  22. I think she's really losing it (even more than before), even if it's a ghostwritten blog entry.

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    1. Anonymous9:49 PM

      Agree. Just when we think Sarah can't sound any more incoherent, she proves us wrong.

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  23. Note to Sarah:
    Since you read every comment on any blog or article that is about you, Sarah, we are letting you know that the level of hate and vitriol will only increase. Of course, it will all be in your mind because nobody will really be bothering you. Not the talking head table or any speaking engagements. The only openings you will be going to are the opening of envelopes.(Those are called bills.)
    The only race you could ever hope to win is who in your corrupt family will be locked up first.
    One of these times, your suicide vest is gonna splody-spody.

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    1. Anonymous3:20 PM

      +++++++

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    2. Anonymous10:09 PM

      Sarah, you could have had it all and you blew it. Simply because you are just frigging lazy and ignorant.

      Speaking of vests, with your son Track Menard being so violent and all, perhaps you should start wearing a bullet proof vest.

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  24. Anonymous2:22 PM

    I took a look at the piece and had to laugh at the "shifting and sifting"--and of course at the end there's the "better not bitter." Ugh.

    And she says she won't be putting her "faith in the political arena" again. It'll be all about god and family from here on out. Yeah, right.

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    1. Anonymous3:19 PM

      Oh my. You'd think someone threatened to reveal the truth about Trig if Sarah tried to step into the cogs of the "machines" again. She pretends like she's kicking THEM to the curb. Nanny boo boo, I'm staying home to pray and feed Trig cheerios.

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    2. Anonymous3:45 PM

      She's already tried the God route but that stopped working out for her a long time ago.

      She can't exploit mute little Trig any longer, not since the video of him swearing.

      All that's left is Dakota Palin and his flapping upper arms. Clearly he isn't worth much. All that's left for that family is their naked attempts to get an internet following that they can sell to advertisers.

      But even that isn't working out. As her empty PAC shows, Sarah Palin is yesterday's fish wrapper.

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  25. Anonymous2:28 PM

    Who peed in your Cheerios today, babe?
    You have the thinnest skin ever!
    So Godly.

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  26. Anonymous2:29 PM

    Please check out Chuck Heath Jr.'s Facebook as he relives those golden days of yesterday when Sarah was the nominee and darling of the Republican party. Then, according to Chuck, the author and teacher, she lost and face ethics violations back home. Chuck claims that none of them stuck, but Sarah did have to return the money she got for living in her own house instead of the governor's mansion in Juneau. And, she had to repay the cost of taking her family along for free vacations. I'll keep doing it until the courts tell me I can't was her slogan. So, Sarah returned to even bigger ethics violations, such as raising money for her legal defense fund. It was illegal for Sarah to use her office of governor to enrich herself, namely, to let other pay her legal bills. Was the choice pay or quit? Poor Sarah, hounded by the media. What a victim. Except for the terrible things that Sarah called her opponents. She unleashed the hounds of Hell (as Joe McGinniss said of her). She claimed that Obama wasn't one of us. After 8 years, Sarah's shining star seems to crashed and burned. She wasn't invited to the Republican conventions in 2012 and 2016. All that Chuck Jr. has are his memories and his photos. Check out his Facebook to remember the days when Sarah Palin was Somebody, for two months. And, please don't blame Tina Fey for the joke about seeing Russia from her house. Tina was in much better form stuttering out Sarah's pathetic answers to Katie Couric, any and all of them, when Putin rears his head where does he go? I'll find some and bring 'em to ya. Good Times, Good Memories.

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    1. Anonymous2:48 PM

      uhhh....Those were the days. SIGHS

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    2. Anonymous3:11 PM

      I am sure this is an unsolicited post By Chuck. Sarc off

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    3. Anonymous3:37 PM

      When you look at the low quality of the nobodies that WERE invited at the RNC convention you have to acknowledge that Sarah Palin has been insulted on a global scale.

      There's no way she can even attempt to excuse or sugar-coat that.

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    4. Anonymous3:40 PM

      "Rockin' Robin" wrong again.
      LOAD of butthurt from the adulterer.

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  27. Anonymous2:31 PM

    Uh...she's REALLLY pissed that trump didn't invite her and her cash cow is dwindling.

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    1. Anonymous4:53 PM

      He did invite her Iowa/Oklahoma and she embarrassed him. Shepherd's crook!

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    2. Anonymous10:27 PM

      Yes, Trump invited her three times and she was ill prepared once blaming Obama for her son's drunken life threatening and criminal behavior.
      Palin can not dress appropriately or speak coherently. Critics have been consistent and gave good advice she dismissed as "hate" because she expects adoration.

      Her rejected judge show was the poor concept and she is known to not prepare while claiming extreme work ethics.
      Palinisms a real piece of work blaming everyone and everything except her self.

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  28. "hanger-oners"
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    Geez Louise, you illiterate pile of cat yak, the plural of hanger-on is "hangers-on."

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    1. Anonymous3:55 PM

      Also, she wrote'why'd'
      which should be why would.
      I didn't think she wrote this screed until I saw'why'd'.
      Truly a Palinese contractin.

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    2. I know! So funny, there's so much above to comment on but the thing I came here from the RSS feed to say was "'hanger-oners'?! What a dolt!"
      It still makes me laugh. Hanger-oners.

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    3. Anonymous5:41 PM

      Yeah, journalism major my ass!

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  29. Anonymous2:34 PM

    Sarah uses an aspirin between her lips like Bristol uses them between her knees.

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  30. "I’ve been asked all year questions like why it seems I’m “relegated” to outsider status of current political machines"
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    I'm pretty ol' Dust Bowl Brain herself is the only one asking that question.

    Sarah, honey, sweety, shit for brains, it's because you ARE an outsider. You took every advantage and opportunity you were handed on a silver platter back in 2008, and tossed them away to chase money and payback for every petty idiotic grudge you clutched to your carbonized little heart.

    Also, you're a moron and of no use to anyone.

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    1. Anonymous3:26 AM

      Finally Sarah admits hearing voices in her head.

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  31. Anonymous2:43 PM

    Let's see you on the trail, Screechy.
    But "too far away," amirite?
    Dumb@ss excuse from a dim broad.
    Better to keep that lip zipped, toots.
    No one cares.

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  32. Anonymous2:44 PM

    YIKES! Wasn't that supposed to be her "sexy" photo, of which she's so proud of? lol
    WTH happened to the chin, face etc...

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  33. Anonymous2:46 PM

    This is just ONE of the reasons she's pissed: https://www.opensecrets.org/pacs/lookup2.php?strID=C00458588&cycle=2016
    Think of it, she may have to get a regular job soon...She's not into that..

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    1. Wow. That last little bit will just go through her greedy mitts like water. She must have thought a presidential election year featuring a hard fought would fill her pirate chests full of gold.

      Maybe Trump will have some pity on her and yank off a gold faucet or something for her to hock.

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    2. Maple5:43 PM

      It occurs to me that what actually prompted this screed is a message from the trump camp telling her they do not want her at all, ever again.

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    3. Anonymous6:06 PM

      by golly Maple that might be the ticket!

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  34. Wow, this blog is so brutal! I would like to jump in, but you are all so good I couldn't out-do any of you! Way to go - she deserves every rotten thing you say and more!!!!

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    1. Anonymous4:37 PM

      I know right! Sometimes it's live entertainment - better than SNL at times! Other times it's eye blurring feeling like your in class or something! Sorry Im'ers!
      That must be when they are lecturing Sarah!

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    2. Anonymous4:59 PM

      hahaha

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  35. Anonymous2:48 PM

    I have no idea what the heck she is talking about.

    Pat Padrnos

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    1. Just a lot of foot stamping and demands to look at *her*, dammit.

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  36. No, no, you don't understand. Trump really wanted Palin to give a major speech at the convention. It's just that it was too far for her to travel. It's not like she is the type to drop everything and travel all the way to the lower 48 to speak at something unimportant, like the Republican convention. Or get in an RV with her picture on it and wander around the east coast, signing books in box stores. She is WAY too important for small events like that.

    Of course, it was easy to Senator Sullivan (supposedly representing Alaska) to drop by. He's in Ohio a lot of the time anyway.

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    1. "signing books"
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      I was reading too fast and saw "slinging boobs." I could have been right...

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  37. Face it, Sarah, you've badly mismanaged several golden opportunities, and now it's all finally beginning to come to an end.

    The walls are closing in, the ceiling is sagging, the floors are rising, and the dented kitchen refrigerator is starting to expand and smell bad.

    Maybe you can get a job with Dr. Jack Meoff in Anchorage, and turn that into a top-rated reality show.

    Or maybe you can get a gig in a country that shares a narrow maritime border with Alaska, watching Vlad The Impaler rear his head.

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    1. Anonymous6:07 PM

      Got a knife for that head? hahaha

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    2. Anonymous7:17 PM

      If she thought it would get her somewhere she would let Vlad impale her with his head -- whatever it takes.

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    3. Anonymous10:31 PM

      You nailed it, "mismanaged opportunities".

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  38. Anonymous3:01 PM

    I'd rather have Debbie Wasserman Schultz help Hillary get elected than Vladimir Putin helping Donald Trump get elected.

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  39. Anonymous3:05 PM

    Sarah Palin: Cruz detonated ‘suicide vest’ to destroy Trump’s ‘nationalist revolution’

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jul/25/sarah-palin-ted-cruz-detonated-suicide-vest-to-des/

    Sarah Palin Is Very Angry at Conservatives Who Betrayed Trump (and Her)

    http://www.mediaite.com/online/sarah-palin-is-very-angry-at-conservatives-who-betrayed-trump-and-her/

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  40. Anonymous3:11 PM

    Apply for this job, you raging idiot: The Donald's ambassador to Russia.

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    1. Anonymous3:42 PM

      Good idea, Ambassador to Russia. Like her governor job, she could do it at home and take the per diem. She can see Russia from her house.

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  41. Anonymous3:13 PM

    Sarah's daily dose of self-abasement. It's like she has to pull up her skirt and show her underwear almost every day, and it is not pretty. What she does to English completely belies her claims of being a college graduate. Come on. She aint right in the head.

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    1. Anonymous8:35 AM

      and you just NOW noticed this?

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    2. Anonymous11:14 AM

      Sarah has been doing cartwheels sans underwear to garner attention for close to 8 damn years now. Here's a hint, no one cares about you or your deadbeat, braindead, promiscuous kids. It's not even amusing anymore. You have embarrassed the entire republican party and our great country on the national stage. Just go the fuck away.
      Maybe exert all your energy into trying to raise Piper to be a normal responsible human being who contributes to society rather than scamming it. You should be ashamed of the poor parenting job you've done, you earned every bit of scorn thrown your way.

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  42. Anonymous3:17 PM

    Sarah took a bit of a chance and dropped all of her Christian anti-choice values and jumped behind Trump before it was cool.......now she is completely stunned that she didn't get payed for her relatively early loyalty with a big speaking part at the RNC. She hasn't totally given up yet, as evidenced by this pathetic pro-Trump piece where she talks about all her suffering due to her allegiance to him.

    Sorry honey, he's on to bigger and better things. You definitely got schlonged! And it really could not have happened to a more deserving person.

    If Trump wins, the only good part will be watching Palin jumping through hoops for four years in a pathetic attempt to attract his attention.

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    1. Anonymous3:29 PM

      best laugh of the day :D

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    2. Anita Winecooler4:21 PM

      So true, add the fondling on stage Ivanka got, no WONDER she's jealous.

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    3. Anonymous9:59 PM

      Payed or paid?

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    4. Anonymous5:44 AM

      Dance Sarah dance.

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    5. Anonymous12:04 PM

      Seriously? If rump wins there won't be a fucking country in 4 years. It's not a joking matter. We're in for the fight of our lives people. I know Gryphen agrees with me, he knows how important this election is. We can't have Boris Badenov and an orange haired Snidely Whiplash being dictators of the world we know and expect to survive.

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  43. Anonymous3:18 PM

    Oh, goodness, donations must be almost non-existant to her Pac. She has lost "jobs"? Like what, for example? Is she talking about the TV judge "job"? Her tape was viewed, and nobody showed any interest. Her acting, plus her voice are stomach churning. Here is a suggestion $carah, get off the computer and actively look for a REAL job. Tell your "kids" the tit is dry, they have to support themselves from now on. Cut Trick/Track loose, he is going to be a father again, time to grow up and support his children. Tell Bristles to close her legs, stop adding to the population of Wasilla, and get a REAL job. Here is an idea why don;t YOU set the example? Get to work, show them how it is done. That is if you can remember what working is really like. The gravy train done pulled into the station, out of service.

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    1. Anonymous3:41 PM

      What happened to Sarah Palin Channel? Why didn't Fox renew her contract?
      Why hasn't Sarah (or Nancy French) written a book for her lately?
      Even with Bristol's MOH, no one seems interested in another Palin Reality Show for TV. The one we see in real life is entertaining enough, and it doesn't cost anything.
      Maybe Bristol will let Sarah post that diet drink on her facebook.

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    2. Anonymous4:50 AM

      to me losing jobs
      ------------------
      When was the last time she actual worked?

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  44. Anonymous3:18 PM

    Sarah is damn pissed off ...

    She offered Donald, straight sex, kinky sex, blow jobs, hand jobs, anal, threesome with Bristol or anything else he desired ... and he still did not let her come to Cleveland.

    Sarah buy a clue .. Donald fucked you over BIG TIME.

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    1. Anonymous4:22 PM

      yes indeedy, he schlonged her but good.

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  45. Anonymous3:20 PM

    And the Crone of Crap spews again. Kinda like Old Faithful without the faithful part. It's real obvious she didn't say all those words by herself. Maybe Putin wrote it?

    Gryph, Putin doesn't have his hand up Cheeto Jebus's shirt, it is all the way up his ass to his mouth.

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    1. Anita Winecooler4:19 PM

      Cheeto Jeebus has been bankrupt too many times in America, he needs Putin's banks to lend him money now. Where's the tax forms, Donnie Boy??????

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  46. Anonymous3:22 PM

    After watching the Bernie Brats boo every speaker at the convention, I just need to vent. If these spoiled brats give Donald Trump the election, I will never forgive them. As a female who has fought for women's rights for over 40 years, I don't give two shits whether Hillary is perfect or imperfect. We need a woman to lead this country. It is well past time.

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    1. Anonymous4:17 PM

      Absolutely,3:22!THey don't know how long it has taken to get here,due to you,me,and our long fought battles for equality. Temper tantrum s don't count as much as effort and pragmatism. It what gets results. Glad we have all been in the fight. Time to consummate! We have Elizabeth,Michele Obama,rep. E. Cummings,Hillary,etc.we are family..say it in Spanish...My kindle won't let me spell. Hillary and Kaine are our ticket to continued Progress. Thank you gryph. Mermaid michele

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    2. Anonymous4:21 PM

      I hear ya. We'll make it.

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    3. Anonymous12:47 PM

      Thank you! I would up vote you a million times if I could. I'm getting nervous and those whiny little bitches aren't helping one little bit. Folks like them were removed from the floor at the gotp convention, we're better than that. However if I was there I would have gone after the little fuckers. You go Sarah Silverman, she tried to teach you little assholes about acting like adults to no avail. Entitled little jerks.

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  47. The only thing that [ever] interests me about Sarah Palin is her latest fist fight.

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  48. Anonymous3:24 PM

    Saree, you be chappedassed like I never did see chappedassed before.

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  49. Anonymous3:24 PM

    It's become a pattern. Mitt Romney did not want Sarah Palin anywhere near the RNC convention in 2012 and Donald Trump, the man she's supported (!), did not want her anywhere near the 2016 convention. Who will reject her in 2020? And will her PAC survive until then?
    Beaglemom

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    1. Anonymous4:05 PM

      Who will reject her in 2020? Everyone. Business as usual

      Will her PAC survive until then? Her PAC won't survive until Christmas.

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  50. Anonymous3:31 PM

    Sometimes you don't have to kick the rock to see the cockroach!

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  51. Golden Child3:43 PM

    Sarah Palin - I am calling you out for trying to destroy me!

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  52. Anonymous3:44 PM

    Palin Tweet:

    Bristol Palin – Verified account
    @BristolsBlog

    Just started drinking @TeaMiBlends skinny tea, it gives me the energy to keep up with the kids. Whats your secret?


    What's my secret Bristol? My secret about my energy and keeping up with the kids is I kept my panties up when I was a junior and senior in high school and didn't have two children out of wedlock. That's my secret.

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    1. Anonymous3:57 PM

      hahaha go get em!

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    2. Anonymous4:02 PM

      Where were these miracle weight lost drinks and teas when Bristol was on DTWS?

      "...keep up with the kids..." How about propping up the kids. What a fraud!

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    3. Anonymous4:04 PM

      Oh, I don't have a problem. My son spends half the week with his other family and my unemployed husband spends most of his days sleeping in the nursery with the baby.

      I never have to put down my phone.

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    4. Anonymous4:14 PM

      ouch, Bristol in underwear, how gauche'. Did she consult with her doctor? Breast feeding while on anything that's supposed to make you lose weight is depriving your child of nutrition if you're breast or chin feeding.

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  53. Anonymous3:49 PM

    "Personally, since endorsing Trump, my family and I haven’t seen the level of hate and vitriol spewed our way since the 2008 McCain/Palin campaign. It’s been hellish."
    -Sarah Palin

    Don't be a drama queen Sarah. We hated you and your family before 2008.

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    1. Anonymous4:16 PM

      Ever notice they're always the fire hydrant and never the dog? I think Alinksy wrote that, and it's sooooo true.

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    2. Anonymous4:18 PM

      LOL.

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    3. Anonymous3:54 AM

      Welcome to the Obamas' world courtesy of you and your fellow traitors.

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  54. Anonymous3:53 PM

    whose splody head is sploding now, $arah? You just can't help yourself, can you.

    It was about ME, dammit, MEEEE!

    No decorum, no intelligence, CERTAiNLY no Christianity. Stay home and take care of your effed up kids.

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  55. Anonymous3:56 PM

    O/T: Was today Track's court date? Any info. re: what happened?

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    1. Anonymous4:17 PM

      Seems like everyday is Track's court date, no?

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  56. Anonymous4:14 PM

    Sarah, you mentioned your career. What is the name of your career? You always say, "MY CAREER".
    WHAT IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!
    I am not being snarky. WHAT IS IT!!!!!

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    1. Anonymous4:39 PM

      Ho Ho Ho

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  57. Anonymous4:19 PM

    Getting too close for comfort there Sarah? Well that is what happens when you stalk so close our asses start hurting!

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  58. Anonymous4:29 PM

    The only job she lost is the job of counting the free money.
    Get a job woman.

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  59. Anonymous4:38 PM

    She's trying to make people feel sorry for her so they can increase their donations to the grifters.

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    1. Anonymous10:24 PM

      Yup. Up next a letter to all her supporters ,all 10 of them from C4P asking to donate to Sarah to help her fight the machine that has told so many lies about her family! Track never hit anyone his girlfriend made him do it and they will marry and she realizes her blame and all is good.

      Bristol screwed Dakota on the first date but he married her so he could see his kid.Values people! If you think that was not a lot of work and bribes getting Dakota to marry Bristol all it took was her shoving her finger in his face at the non wedding reception. I tell ya that's talent.

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  60. Anonymous4:56 PM

    What the fuck is this woman trying to say? I don't even know where to begin but goddamnit has anyone ever read anything so confusing from a person who supposedly has English as a first language?

    Fucking Melanoma Trump makes more sense that this bitch, and that's saying something!

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    1. Anonymous5:20 PM

      Now, now, it's not our fault you haven't learned Palinese in the last many years.

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    2. Anonymous5:25 PM

      "I was sent from GOD, dammit, don't you people listen? And I've been fucked over again."

      I think that about covers it.
      By her own hand.

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  61. Anonymous4:57 PM

    Wait, What? Did Mike Pence Really Sign a Law Requiring Funerals for Fetuses?

    http://www.mediaite.com/online/wait-what-did-mike-pence-really-sign-a-law-requiring-funerals-for-fetuses/

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    1. Anonymous6:40 PM

      Yup. and I and some friends were happy to begin the "mail your used tampons to Pence to bury Movement."

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    2. Anonymous7:18 PM

      Yup. Even for (literally!) pinhead sized clumps of cells!

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  62. Randall5:14 PM

    Desperate to be relevant much?

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  63. Anonymous5:24 PM

    When you look at Chuck's post on Facebook, the picture of he and Sarah in the bathroom, is Sarah giving the finger? Is that what is blurred out?

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  64. Anonymous5:35 PM

    Hey, Trump! DO you hear Sarah? She has lots "jobs" because she endorsed you. I think she is saying she needs money. NOW! She think you owe her. Sarah, my dog is smarter and better behaved than you and your brood.

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  65. Gryphen, this is the first time in a long time I have wanted to call you out on something you've written. I am surprised at your choice of phrasing when you say, "... I may end my day picking off local shoppers with a high powered rifle from a clock tower." Really? After all the posts you have made about gun violence in this country? I get your point, but damn. Your posts about Palin et al. have been a guilty pleasure of mine since the beginning. I have felt a whole range of negative emotions at hearing the vitriol she's spewed and I get where you are coming from.

    I have been a loyal reader of yours for years and I thoroughly enjoy your wit and humor. I generally agree with most things you share - Palin related and otherwise. You are my go-to when I'm looking for confirmation or additional information on a story.

    Lately, simply seeing Palin's name in print is embarrassing and her attempt at remaining relevant is sad. She must know she will never be relevant again. She's paying her price and it's obviously destroying her - mentally, physically, financially. She played her hand and she lost.

    One day I hope the Trig story is told in its entirety. I also hope we learn the truth about all the babies Bristol has birthed/aborted/put up for adoption - whichever. When these stories are finally told, I hope you get the HT you deserve. Until then: keep it going, keep it real and rise above. Thanks.

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    1. Anonymous10:03 PM

      That was a very tacky thing for him to say. And, he didn't have a response, either!

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    2. Anonymous10:52 PM

      May be that is where he heard Track is hiding?

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  66. Anonymous7:52 PM

    Hey stupid Palin.Pallin around with terrorist's.
    Ted poopy pants,Ted the rat cruise, trump little
    hands,sooomany more. You are who you run with tubby.

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  67. Anonymous8:02 PM

    I really like when she whined about Glenn Beck's "inexplicable personal attacks to invalidate us." Sarah, can't a guy just think you're stupid and not want to talk to you anymore? Without you taking it as a personal attack? I'm glad that idiot thought you were too much of an idiot for him.

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      Who's "us"??? It's only you, Sarah, stop trying to hide behind "us". It's YOU and only you.

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  68. Anonymous9:59 PM

    You are relegated to outsider status because you are an idiot. You show up for Trump and make it all about you. Your not a team player Palin. You have shouted the same old rhetoric since 2008! Hello, it's 2016! We don't care if your feelings are hurt because you have been butt hurt so long your ass must be sore.If you ever said anything positive now that would be a real switch!

    Your family is a mess. Stay home Sarah and pretend you care about Todd or Barstool or Trigg or Jesus Christ about anything but you.

    Go tell your daughter and Dakota to quit trying to make money off of selfies and get real jobs. While your at it how is Jordan doing? I hope the baby [ celibrate life] she is having wasn't hurt while your son kicked her.

    These aren't attacks Palin these are truths, something you have avoided for years to your family's detriment and your own gain.

    Lets look at the truth. Sarah has money. Sarah's kids are a mess and live off of Sarah and have no education and now Sarah has to pay for Dakota also too! That MOH just isn't paying off like you thought, hey at least someone married your daughter now that's a plus even though Trump never invited you or him to speak at the RNC and you were counting on it to help fill your coffers . How much money have you got left? You screwed away 80 percent of your followers by trashing Cruz.

    Been reading Right Scoop and Red State hot shot Palin? They hate your ass. You rolled the dice and lost and placed all your bets on Trump.

    Better hope your AZ. home sells or your lazy kids and husband get jobs. Make Dakota pay for Barstools next vacation to Hawaii and her next botox fish lip lifestyle. Now that's not living "vibrantly" in my book that's being used.

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    1. Anonymous10:55 PM

      it isn't her money and never has been! she has been skimming off an account in the SOA coffers! you know the one they keep funneling!

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  69. Anonymous12:34 AM

    Bristol posted a photo on Instagram, she very clearly appears to be pregnant. Dakota also appears staged to block her belly but you can still tell. IMers have been saying it for weeks, looks like they were right.

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    1. Anonymous7:03 AM

      Bristol Palin has been pregnant almost every year since 2006.

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    2. Anonymous7:32 AM

      Who is the daddy this time?

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    3. Anonymous8:15 AM

      Probably that Centurion they brainwashed!

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    4. Anonymous8:40 AM

      or did that HA girl get a condom for ya?

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    5. Anonymous10:31 AM

      I looked at her Instagram to see if her ass kissers commented about her looking pregnant and she is hawking TWO different products today. PAC funds must be dried up, gotta make a livin somehow. 😂

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  70. Anonymous4:42 AM

    So according to Sarah she has not had a political career since 2008 because she endorsed Trump in 2016 and now ready to get her revenge.

    Gosh and I was under the misguided impression it was because she QUIT!!!

    All jokes aside, I found it very strange that Sarah wasn’t at the Trump coronation. She would have fit right in with the hatred and revenge theme, she could have been head cheerleader for the chanting. There is still money in SarahPAC funds to pay for the trip.

    No one bought Trump’s excuse about she lives “too far away”, he has no moral or ethical compass, and Track is an “adult” so court mandated rehab isn’t the problem.

    So does Donnie know some very, very damaging things about Sarah that would be a liability to his campaign?

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  71. Anonymous5:18 AM

    Sarah was courting Pinochio before she tried to get in bed with Trump and was caste off for being too old. Apparently toxic granny isn't getting many requests for her geriatric pole dance these days,

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  72. Anonymous6:18 AM

    She sounds like a bitter, kicked to the curb has-been to me. Wait, she is. lol
    I guess she's crying because drumpf isn't letting her suck his dick anymore and her test judgey reality show was soundly rejected by even those who think crackers shooting wild pigs in the swamps is entertaining to more than trailer trash like the palins.
    More hate directed at her and her spawn since 2008, she thinks? Wrong sister, people's contempt for you has merely grown over the years as more and more of us have been exposed to your ignorant hate. Just eat shit and die sarah, go get a fucking job you lazy ass drunk.

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      Good luck....:*)

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  73. Anonymous6:55 AM

    I pity this woman who is void of self awareness.
    Now, she will exact revenge for the consequences of her choices and behaviors.

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  74. Anonymous8:12 AM

    With all of Bristols pregnancies, how does she decide which children she will keep and plaster pics on Instagram and which ones she will get rid of?

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    1. Anonymous12:32 PM

      Kinda slims down the dating pool once these kids grow up and start dating.

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  75. There aren't many low intelligence hate mongers who can sustain a career. You have to keep upping the hysteria and fear until there really is no place to go. Even a pretty sharp guy such as Clint Eastwood ends up talking to an empty chair. What does Palin bring to the party that we haven't already seen and heard from people who are smarter and more articulate? Ultimately these people become cartoons of themselves because they bury themselves in their lies, conspiracies, and contradictions. She has become a B list celebrity, the kind who someone might recognize at the Alaska State Fair and say, "Didn't you used to be Sarah Palin?"

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