Saturday, July 16, 2016

So guess whose fancy new logo just got scrubbed from the Trump campaign website.

Courtesy of Raw Story: 

After a day of ridicule for a poorly designed Trump/Pence campaign logo that launched a thousand memes, the Trump campaign disappeared the design from their official website overnight. 

Following the Twitter announcement of Indiana Gov. Mike Pence as businessman Donald Trump’s choice of a running mate should he still be given the GOP presidential nomination, the logo was unveiled online and immediately became the object of derision. 

With some commenters noting the T&P styling and comparing it to dangling toilet paper coming off a roll, others pointed out the penetration of the Trump ‘T’ into the Pence ‘P’ had a disturbing sexual connotation that became the subject of much mirth.

And then there was also this:
Boy it sure looks like the Donald Trump/Mike Pence campaign is off to a great start.

Don't you agree?

I can hardly wait to see which epic fail they trot out next.

131 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:02 AM

    It's pretty clear it's amateur hour at Trump Headquarters.

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    1. Balzafiar8:50 AM

      So true. It seems they are stumbling like a drunk in a dark alley. Stay tuned for their next imbroglio; be the first to know which foot they've shot holes in next time.

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    2. Anonymous9:06 AM

      Rumors say there's vicious, vicious fights going on at Ineptitude Headquarters about what a mistake Pence was. So awesome.

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  2. Anonymous8:06 AM

    "Trump went on a rambling rant about Hillary Clinton, “She a corrupt person, and what she’s done with the emails, and what she’s done with other things, and I see the ads up all the time, the ads. She’s totally bought and paid for by Wall Street, the special interests, the lobbyists. One hundred percent. She’s crooked Hillary. And I think that while she got away with murder.”
    Butt Fucked AGAIN>"Trump would ramble on about various unrelated topics, and then try to pivot to Pence by saying, “back to Mike Pence.” LOLOLOLOL

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    1. Anonymous8:16 AM

      Poor Donnie. All the money and hubris in the world; in the end, he had to sell out.

      Keep your $6M, Sheldon. Money down a rat hole.

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    2. Anonymous9:34 AM

      And I think that while she got away with murder.”
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      This is disgusting, he should be called out on this, put his money where his mouth his and make him show "his evidence" or shut up !!!

      The press needs to call him on this one!!

      They might what to remember, if Trump is elected they will be out of a job, so stop protecting him.

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    3. Anonymous10:28 AM

      Well, he will say anything for attention.

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    4. Anonymous10:30 AM

      @9:34 AM, Drumpf should look into the strange and tragic deaths of Dar Miller, Curtis Menard, etc. if he wants to talk about someone literally getting away with murder... Maybe look into what became of Jill the Wonder Dog while he's at it.

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    5. Anonymous10:34 AM

      Tell me again WHY Ruth Bader Ginsberg was forced to apologize to this overcooked yam??

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    6. Goddammit! For the hundredth time, RBG did NOT fucking apologize.

      Every time one you idiots repeats that lie you just help Donald Trump that much more.

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    7. Anonymous2:01 PM

      Chill please my man. No need for this.

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    8. Anonymous11:52 AM

      Poor Drumpf can't even introduce his VP pick properly. The guy is a total loser.

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    9. Anonymous12:07 PM

      Too late.

      Look at what Hillary's logo is doing to Trump's logo.

      http://images.dailykos.com/images/274832/large/fark_pVwgXr97mq7V8jvs_RU3waxo5gU.gif?1468763935

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  3. Anonymous8:06 AM

    Trump must not have paid his graphic design vendor and they can be sneaky bastards haha :)

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    1. Anonymous1:36 PM

      LOL. The minute I saw that logo I predicted it would be pulled within 24 hours. And it was.

      There is NOTHING they can do about it. T P is Toilet Paper so anything with those initials will be a disaster. That particular logo was ripe for the gif it was manipulated into. But there is no logo that will be untouchable. Whatever they come up with, it will be warped and twisted for our gloating entertainment.

      The only thing Trump can do is dump Pence and then deny he was the candidate. It was only a tweet, not an official announcement in a speech. So he can still salvage something.

      Until he chooses the next loser.

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    2. Anonymous3:00 PM

      OK. Here is my contribution, though I probably shouldn't be helping Trump as I despise the man.

      TP reference: We're gonna wipe those D's A**es.

      Or Where Would We Be Without TP?

      They could make fun of themselves by turning it into a positive. But they won't. Because they don't know how to make fun of themselves.

      Or on the other side: Just Flush TP Out of Here.

      We don't need TP, We're Going to a Voting Booth, Not a Port-a-Potty

      The one-liners really do write themselves.

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    3. Susie Ethel3:13 PM

      Logo has been animated already. Warning NSFW
      http://images.dailykos.com/images/274482/large/Trump_Logo_Fucks-Pence.gif?1468670088

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    4. Anonymous3:27 PM

      It's enough to make America install bidets.

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  4. Anonymous8:08 AM

    I'm loving the hell out of it, myself!

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  5. Anonymous8:12 AM

    "others pointed out the penetration of the Trump ‘T’ into the Pence ‘P’ had a disturbing sexual connotation that became the subject of much (mirth."=gayeties) ;-0 yes..

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    1. Balzafiar8:51 AM

      I've been wondering if the loop of the P was his mouth or his butt. Either way it's not good.

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    2. Anonymous9:28 AM

      @8:51 Or hand job?
      Butt for sure in this one>
      http://images.dailykos.com/images/274158/large/trumpence.jpg?1468602992

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  6. Randall8:14 AM

    Ugh, that's disgusting!
    The only thing I can imagine that would be more so would be if it were backed by a soundtrack of a Mike Pence imitator's voice choking, gagging and coughing. THAT would be WAY out of line.

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    1. Anonymous1:38 PM

      No. It should be dubbed with the sound track from When Harry Met Sally, the salad scene in the diner.

      Only none of us are going to have what Mike Pence is having.

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  7. Anonymous8:19 AM

    We told you Sanders is too old to run for president!

    He must have forgotten that he is endorsing Hillary Clinton for president

    WHAT THE FUC_?
    SANDERS STILL WANTS RALLIES!

    (I think he still wants to hear people holler out his name and tell him to run for president)

    Philly.com-
    City denies Sanders presidential campaign a rally permit - but says he can reapply

    The city has denied a permit to U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders' presidential campaign for a rally in South Philadelphia a day before the Democratic National Convention, but has said the campaign can apply for a different site.

    The Sanders campaign had sought a July 24 rally with an estimated crowd of 15,000 to 40,000 at the Richie Ashburn baseball field in FDR Park.

    A campaign spokesman said in early June that it wanted to have a "traditional Bernie campaign rally."

    In a Monday rejection letter, Jazelle M. Jones, a deputy managing director, said the field was subject to a multiparty agreement that does not allow nonrecreational uses.

    http://www.philly.com/philly/news/politics/dnc/20160716_City_denies_Sanders_presidential_campaign_a_rally_permit_-_but_says_he_can_reapply.html

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    1. Anonymous8:53 AM

      15K - 40K? He's dreaming.

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    2. Anonymous10:36 AM

      He no longer has Secret Service protection, so would their police department be forced to work at it?

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  8. Anonymous8:19 AM

    Trump just made an incoherent speech and by the way, introduced pence,and then ran off the stage. He will not campaign with pence because he cannot share the stage.

    Pence should walk away from this situation. The campaign will be worse than not getting elected as governor and he gets to keep his balls.

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    1. Balzafiar8:53 AM

      He gets to keep his balls... and his dignity. This sideshow is going to be interesting.

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    2. Anonymous10:44 AM

      Too late. He had a noon deadline yesterday to file those running for Governor again papers. Now he's stuck with Trump, the "FAMILY" and trying to keep his lies straight. Should be entertaining.

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    3. Anonymous1:39 PM

      I can't believe Trump is going through with this. He knows it's a mistake and he doesn't want to do it. Since when does anyone make Trump do something he doesn't want to do? I truly think he is going to dump Pence.

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  9. Anonymous8:21 AM

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/07/15/trump_pence_campaign_s_penetrating_new_logo.html

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  10. Anonymous8:23 AM

    Trump to TP logo designer:
    YOU'RE FIRED!

    Logo Designer:
    But dad I'm your daughter :(

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    1. Let's go on a "date" and work this out.

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    2. Anonymous10:31 AM

      Ivanka
      You still haven't paid for the last date.

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  11. Anonymous8:30 AM

    Look, Melania, our boy Barron has learned how to use Photoshop.

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  12. Anonymous8:30 AM

    The Pence VP rollout this morning was an unmitigated disaster! "Back to Mike Pence," said Trump, never quite getting there. Pence entered to "You Can't Always Get What You Want," and exited to "All Right Now." Christian values!!!!! Hahaha.

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    1. Anonymous8:52 AM

      Hmmmm....think The Stones gave Donald permission to use that? I highly doubt it, albeit appropriate.

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    2. Anonymous9:11 AM

      Not only that, but "All Right Now" was mid-70s by the English band "Free," not Bad Company.

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    3. Anonymous9:22 AM

      How about "It's Too Late To Turn Back Now?" Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose?

      You OWN it, Donnie.

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  13. Anonymous8:34 AM

    What will SNL do with this? Should be fun.
    ;-)

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  14. Anonymous8:37 AM

    Did Trump dump Palin or
    Did Palin dump Trump?

    Donald Trump is claiming that he didn’t invite Sarah Palin to the Republican convention because Alaska is too far away from Cleveland, Ohio.
    The Washington Examiner reported:

    “She was asked,” Trump told the Washington Examiner in a phone interview on Thursday. “It’s a little bit difficult because of where she is. We love Sarah. Little bit difficult because of, you know, it’s a long ways away.”

    This may come as a newsflash to Trump, but Alaska is in the United States of America, and they have airports.

    Trump has given an excuse that wouldn’t fool a seven-year-old child. The real reason that Trump didn’t invite Palin is that the Republican Party didn’t want her there. It isn’t like the Republican Party doesn’t have access to air travel.

    http://www.politicususa.com/2016/07/14/trump-offers-jaw-droppingly-dumb-reason-sarah-palin-invited-gop-convention.html

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    1. Anonymous9:07 AM

      Alaska is not too far away to have your water break (sic) in Texas and fly to AK (with a layover) to deliver in a small town hospital an hour's drive far yet.

      But Trump prob knows nothin' 'bout birthin' babies.

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    2. Anonymous10:33 AM

      And, Sarah is thought not to have ever been pregnant and didn't deliver any kid when she got back to Alaska from Texas!

      The story is she covered up for Bristol in birthing the DS child that supposedly lives w/the senior Palins.

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    3. Anonymous10:42 AM

      In other words, Sarah insisted on flying into Cleveland on Donnie's private jet, and he told her to shove it. Just think, HAD he chosen her, they could have used the same logo..TP.

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    4. Anonymous1:43 PM

      She was asked to pay her own way.

      I'm sure she wasn't going to settle for less than having first class passage for not only her but her entire family paid for by the RNC or Trump. When that wasn't going to happen, she decided to stay in Alaska and do Track Prison Damage Control.

      No way was Donny going to send his private jet for her.

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    5. Anonymous5:34 PM

      Cool...

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  15. Anonymous8:38 AM

    I tell ya, Beavis and Butthead could run a smoother campaign than these two idiots.

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    1. Balzafiar8:54 AM

      And the jokes just write themselves!

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    2. Anonymous9:43 AM

      That they do, Balzafiar, this is fun!

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  16. Yep, Trumptydumpty, you pulled it off your website and now it is gone from the internet forever.

    Bwahahaha.

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  17. Anonymous8:45 AM

    I call bullshit! Sarah Palin is not going to Cleveland, Ohio for the RNC because it's too far.

    Sarah would go to an auto dealership grand opening if they would put her picture on a poster and guaranteed 5 people would show up.

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    1. Anonymous9:10 AM

      She would go to the opening of a door.

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    2. Anonymous9:18 AM

      Even a broom handle won't crack that glass ceiling for her, but so entertaining to watch her try! Dunce.

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    3. Anonymous9:28 AM

      Right? I mean she's flying to LA to be a commentator for the convention on OANN television, but that's only a 6 hour flight from ANC.

      Methinks that she opted for the paying gig instead of a freebie at the convention.

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    4. Anonymous9:33 AM

      True because she goes thru all doors GOD opens for her. She is just a lil too slow to recognize all the doors GOD is slamming around her.

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    5. Anonymous9:42 AM

      That "too far away" crap was just that.

      Stay away, $arah, but she found herself a gig on a no-name network! HOO HAH

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    6. Anonymous9:51 AM

      I suspect Trump didn't invite her to speak at the Convention. She did him in previously and he didn't want a repeat! Simple as that!

      Alaska is 'too far way'? Give me a break! She'd ride her broomstick 'anywhere' south of Alaska to get her name or photo spread in the crap that the media spreads around!

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    7. Anonymous10:25 AM

      Donnie didn't invite Sarah because he already has enough help with his own staff to sabotage the campaign .

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    8. Anonymous10:30 AM

      And, doesn't your god know you best, Sarah?

      He/she IS shutting the doors for you more and more and it's a joy for all of us to watch!

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    9. Anonymous2:02 PM

      She's not going because Sarah Pac is broke and they won't pay for her and her entourage.

      Plus there is the whole Track mess to clean up. Might need her personal touch.

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  18. Anonymous8:46 AM

    $arah finally posted her congratulations with "illegitimi non carborundum" as her closing.

    Don't let the bastards get you down, $arah?
    You've only yourself to blame, toots.

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    1. Anonymous9:18 AM

      Uncommon Knowledge: The phrase "Illegitimi non carborundum" may look like Latin, but it doesn't exactly translate to "Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down."

      Carborundum is actually the name of an extremely hard mineral (silicon carbide) used for grinding. Illegitimi suggests illegitimate, but it really has no meaning in Latin.

      "The phrase originated during World War II and is attributed to British army intelligence. It was later adopted by US Army general "Vinegar" Joe Stillwell as his war-time motto."

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    2. Anonymous9:39 AM

      Yeah, I know it's mock Latin.
      Didn't know the origin. Thanks!

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    3. Anonymous10:27 AM

      "illegitimi non carborundum"
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      That is Sarah speak for your going to be sorry Donald.

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    4. Anonymous2:05 PM

      Sarah and Dumbkota would like you to think they're educated but both suck at Latin.

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  19. It wasn't scrubbed before a gif of it went out with the T going up and down.

    Trump uote from today's Doonesbury as to why Sarah's not going to be revving them up as a speaker at the party and may not even attend: "It's a little difficult because of where she lives ...because of, you know, it's a long ways away.

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    1. Anonymous10:28 AM

      Oh please give us a link to the GIF!

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    2. Anonymous10:57 AM

      Slowed down via YT.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLkMSPoKkCM

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  20. Anonymous8:55 AM

    Reports: Trump Considered Reneging On Pence Veep Offer

    Late Thursday night, Donald Trump asked aides if it was too late for him to back out of his decision to make Indiana Gov. Mike Pence his vice presidential running mate, according to reporters at CNN and NBC News.

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-midnight-calls-pence-change-mind

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  21. Anonymous8:57 AM

    The next story is how long Pence will last as a go-getter: go get me some lunch, go get my dry cleaning, go get me some snacks, go...away

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    1. Anonymous4:10 PM

      I'm thinking Lil Mikey is going to regret giving up his cushy job of deconstructing Indiana to traipse around in Trump's shadow. Serves him right, and hooray for IN having a chance to go blue.

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  22. Anonymous9:03 AM

    Not a good sign.

    Trump isn't even president yet and he's already having seconds thoughts about the guy he announced to be his running mate.

    After indecisive President Trump gave the order to launch the nuclear ICBMS.

    President Trump: I think I'm having second thoughts. Cancel my order to launch our nukes.

    Secretary of Defense Ivanka Trump: But daddy the 25 ICBMS already blew Mexico off the face of the earth.

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    1. Mexico schmexico.

      Who needs them? They're a bunch of losers. Their beer sucks, and oh let me tell you about Acapulco...

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    2. Anonymous10:32 AM

      Hillary campaign already has an ad out: Indecisive Donald

      http://www.politicususa.com/2016/07/16/hillary-clinton-destroys-donald-trump-indecisive-donald.html
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      Meanwhile Trump campaign is busying replacing signage "White Elevators" at the convention:

      Sign At Donald Trump Convention Highlights White Elevators

      Republicans inadvertently draw extra attention to Donald Trump's flaming racism with a sign that suggests (surely incorrectly) they are segregating people.

      http://www.politicususa.com/2016/07/16/sign-donald-trump-convention-highlights-white-elevators.html

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  23. Anonymous9:18 AM

    http://addictinginfo.org/2016/07/16/alaska-firefighter-suspended-after-horrific-threat-to-barack-obama-screenshots/
    "it’s like a day doesn’t go by without some backwoods, right-wing jackass threatening the life of the President. This latest example of the toxic environment comes from Sarah Palin’s neck of the woods. As the half-term former Governor of Alaska struggles to keep her precious little snowflake Track, Trick, Truffle, or whatever his name is, from facing repercussions for a violent attack on his girlfriend earlier this year after Obama’s PTSD forced him to beat a lady and issue threats with a loaded firearm, an Anchorage firefighter is facing his own tribulations related to the evil dictator in the White House.

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    1. Anonymous10:15 AM

      The PTSD he developed from never being in combat?

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    2. Anonymous10:18 AM

      THIS is Great, thanks for the info, @9:18.

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    3. Anonymous10:21 AM

      The FBI should also look into the commenters.

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    4. Anonymous12:46 PM

      http://www.whas11.com/news/local/anchorage-firefighter-suspended-following-post-on-social-media/273081127

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    5. Anonymous7:54 PM

      That Anchorage KY, not Anchorage AK

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  24. Balzafiar9:42 AM

    Maybe Donnie had a taco bowl and beans for lunch and needed to fart really bad so left for privacy reasons?

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  25. Anonymous9:48 AM

    From what I've read, Indiana was more than happy that he signed the document excluding him from a governor re-bid.

    As for Donald running offstage? He did that also too Oklahoma after the dreaded Palin endorsement Iowa.

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  26. Anonymous10:04 AM

    So unless you have lived under a rock, you know that next week the city of Cleveland will be subjected to the destruction of the Republican National Convention. Open carry, angry KKK, armed protesters, and....a group of Democrats.

    Here is the plan. Shh, don't share it...

    ABC News reports that the Clinton campaign and the DNC will be hosting a "joint counter convention" during the same week. And based on past social media exchanges, the Clinton team will win, handily (Remember "Delete your account"?).

    The Clinton camp is sending "a full staff to Cleveland to troll the Republicans and fight back against every attack made against them throughout the week" ABC reports, and they will be using the hashtag #BetterThanThis, which already pops up on Twitter if you start to type it in.

    In addition to social media and fact checking, they will also be holding daily press conferences and press calls. Oh, and they have enlisted a long list of celebrities to help get the word out too, which, quite frankly, is a significantly better list than the actual RNC speaker list and guest list combined.

    http://crooksandliars.com/2016/07/clinton-set-troll-rnc-so-hard-better

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    1. Anonymous10:37 AM

      IT'll be hysterical if the Hillary camp is being interviewed outside, while some almost D-lister is trying to command the hall inside at 8:00 at night. I had planned to skip the whole charade, but maybe not!

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    2. Anonymous2:12 PM

      Maybe that's where Jon Stewart is going to report from for the Colbert Show? That will be a hoot.

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  27. Anonymous10:09 AM

    We all knew that was coming. I'M still laughing.

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  28. Anonymous10:09 AM

    How are you going to undo what cannot be undone, Donald? You think that you don't sleep now? You asked for it!

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  29. Anonymous10:20 AM

    Trump's very awkward intro of Pence - and then walking off the stage was so strange. Several critical articles about it - although Chris Matthews thought Pence's speech was fantastic!?!?!? Sometimes Chris is so stupid.

    OT -

    Several sites are running articles about Track's plea deal. He and Sarah are getting pretty much shredded. Some of the comments are mentioning Sarah appointed this judge. G - you are right. Until some of her/Todd's appointees are out they will continue to cover for the Palin family.

    Pat Padrnos

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    1. Anonymous5:10 PM

      In reading about it,if he does not complete the rehab,he gets a 6 month suspended sentence,Big whoop.

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  30. Anonymous10:21 AM

    ......Anyway, Governor Pence told America that he's a "pretty basic guy. I'm a Christian, a conservative and a Republican in that order."

    You mean he's not an American?

    He spent all of twelve minutes introducing himself to the country.

    Mike Pence also has some explaining to do about his record on Indiana's economy and employment as Politifact explained. "Mike Pence offers misleading statistic on employment peak in Indiana."

    http://crooksandliars.com/2016/07/gov-mike-pence-im-christian-conservative

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    1. Anonymous11:05 AM

      What the hell, Pence?! This isn't eHarmony!

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  31. Planned Parenthood went a step further with Trump's disastrous logo! They put a condom on the shaft of Trump's "T" and wrote this:
    “We fixed the #TrumpPence logo. Stay safe, y’all. When it comes to sex AND voting,”
    bwwaaaaahahahahaha!
    http://www.dailynewsbin.com/news/planned-parenthood-trolls-trump-pence-debacle-in-epic-fashion/25215/




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    1. Anonymous11:11 AM

      Awww...the Trump and Pence logo barely a day old, and yet it helped Planned Parenthood get the word out about condoms and safe sex. T&P must be so proud!

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  32. Anonymous10:23 AM

    This is the greatest campaign ever. Every time I think could not be any more moronic, he proves me wrong. He should have picked palin. But, then again, the stage is only built for one person.

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    1. Anonymous11:00 AM

      Three days ago, I wasn't going to watch the RNC. Now I think I will. :)

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  33. Anonymous10:33 AM

    So, the Wasilla loon posted a congrats on her Facebook and Twitter to the Pence (or was it to the nation of Turkey?) family which was this:

    "Illegitimi non carborundum"

    That is a mock-Latin aphorism meaning "Don't let the bastards grind you down".

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    1. Anonymous10:52 AM

      Sour grapes much, Saree???
      Get back to selling tee shirts.

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    2. Anonymous2:31 PM

      Don't worry, Sarah. We don't let you or your family of grifters grind us down.

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  34. Anonymous10:38 AM

    Murder? Did she kill Pence before he even got used to lying every second of every speech?

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  35. Anonymous10:45 AM

    Where's Melania???

    I haven't seen her since Trump's teleprompter speech on June 7, that day when an uncomfortable Ivanka and Melania stood on either side of Trump and looking very uncomfortable. Maybe I've missed a time or two somehow, but I have not seen Melania at any of his events since.

    Maybe he's keeping her under wraps because she's supposed to speak at the convention and he wants to unveil her as if we've never seen her before (and heck, maybe she's had some work done, a little plastic surgery, to prepare for the big day), but it's odd she's not been at his side and wasn't today (unless I missed it), such a significant day.

    I hadn't realized it'd been over a month since I'd seen her. Has anyone seen Melania since June 7?

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    1. Anonymous10:56 AM

      Maybe Trumpy has been calling around at midnight for other things this month, too, if you get my drift....

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    2. Anonymous12:27 PM

      She's having her eyes enlarged...

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    3. Anonymous1:08 PM

      The squinter needs it.

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    4. Anonymous2:17 PM

      She's having some work done prior to her speech at the RNC.

      Plus she has to memorize it in English. I'm sure dialect coaches are also involved.

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    5. Anonymous4:06 PM

      The woman has been in this country 25 years. Why has she not 'assimilated' and learned to speak English? I thought that's what the GOP is all up in arms about with immigrants. I'm sure she'll appear in some skin tight see through totally inappropriate gown meant to get the old white guys going. Then who cares what she has to say?

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  36. Anonymous10:54 AM

    Ah yes, the Vince Foster incident rears its head.

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  37. Anonymous10:59 AM

    There's a posed group picture--the Trumps and Pences--on Trump's Twitter and Melania's not in it. Those guys were in NYC. Yet she wasn't there. It's very strange. Maybe she's in Slovenia?

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    1. In Terms of Time in Spotlight, Mike Pence Is a Distant No. 2 at His Unveiling

      Afterward, the Pence family and the Trump family came onstage, save for Mr. Trump’s wife, Melania, who was said to be at their golf club in Bedminster, N.J., with their young son, Barron. The two men then worked a ropeline with attendees.

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    2. Anonymous2:30 PM

      Speaking of golf. It makes perfect sense that Trump's big convention will be run live on the Golf Channel. Not.

      I swear you cannot make this stuff up.

      OK, I take that back, we IMers could script this out way ahead of time.

      Just take What Would Sarah Do? and time it by 20 and you got Sarah2.0.

      http://crooksandliars.com/2016/07/trump-set-appear-golf-channel-gop

      Too bad Sarah's internet TV channel isn't still up. She could live stream it there.

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    3. Anonymous4:53 PM

      You know how President's wives always have projects to work on? She has to decide between encourage young girld to pose nude,or encouraging young girls to marry oldmen for money.

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  38. Anonymous11:11 AM

    That logo says it all- Fuck dRUMPf and pence.

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    1. Margot11:39 AM

      You get the originality award for the week!

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  39. Margot11:38 AM

    I am reminded of that old Latin expression:
    Quo usque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra? Quam diu etiam furor iste tuus nos eludet? Quem ad finem sese effrenata iactabit audacia?

    When, O Catiline, do you mean to cease abusing our patience? How long is that madness of yours still to mock us? When is there to be an end of that unbridled audacity of yours, swaggering about as it does now?[2]

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  40. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c8b00951c39b6ca6207baf850add78c7eb0de9470935b984f4617690f8da1117.jpg

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  41. Anonymous11:59 AM

    Kinda feel sorry for all the Drumpfistarians who got the original T&P campaign logo facial tattoo. Now there's a lifetime of regret and humiliation...

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  42. Anonymous12:25 PM

    This really sounds and looks like a script of one of those corny 60s comedy movies, it's unbelievable that people take any of this Trump act seriously.

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  43. Anonymous12:34 PM

    Now, the Don's tax returns. Probably show no taxes paid. All the while all his businesses benefit from infrastructure, water access, police access, roads, ... everything each of us that have jobs pay for. Get real people. The rich are utilizing what you hsve paid for. It works just the opposite of what the rich in Washington say about welfare people. The rich have so many loop holes to not pay taxes. They should, they use all public paid for things.

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    1. Anonymous4:03 PM

      I was listening to his speech this AM and he was going on and on about how 'taxes are so high. We have the highest taxes almost the highest taxes in the entire world. And that will change. And regulations. You try to start a business and the regulations kill you." On and on. Then he told the evangelicals that they should be able to be as political as they want in church and not worry about that pesky nonprofit status, because he will 'take care of it.' Pandering to the religious again. Oh, and he eventually mentioned Pence, the after thought.

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  44. I wonder if Trump knows that Trumpence is in the urban dictionary?
    trumpence
    The return on investment of a con, bribe, theft or fraud. This could include the direct financial benefit of a scam or plot, but also can be used to represent the emotional boost a narcissist or sociopath gets from feeling superior to those they have manipulated and tricked.
    “You should always make sure the target of your scam isn't overly intelligent, then you can play on their fears to maximize your potential trumpence.”

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    1. Anonymous2:23 PM

      Trumpence perfectly describes Sara, also, too.

      It's obvious why he USED HER, two peas in the same pod. But only room for one mega-ego.

      Sara, I think you let your ego get trapped by Trump's trumpence.

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  45. Just what this country needs.
    TP
    Trump/Pence
    To wipe the ass of America.

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    1. Anonymous4:00 PM

      just think, had he chosen Sarah, he would also be using TP. Maybe she was in the mix!

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  46. Anonymous2:05 PM

    http://crooksandliars.com/2016/07/track-palin-pleads-guilty

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  47. Anonymous2:43 PM

    Someone has already thought to have the TP logo printed on rolls of real tp, right?

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  48. Anonymous3:28 PM

    So. The cele brat influenza candidate has implemented "the plan" with the help of his chosen evil doers. Using the same concept as his boring reality show....and crafted for and by his gang of bullies, teabags, kkk, csoa, truthers birthers eric foundation, orthojew, frauds fakes and liars. What a show of ethics! lawyercpac? lol. What a great example of character. The perfect reality clown show. America is watching.

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  49. Anonymous3:59 PM

    https://www.donaldjtrump.com/
    The new one just says TRUMP over top of a smallerPence and Make America Great Again! in teeny letters. Too funny. The man can't even get a logo right, and he want the nuke codes?

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  50. Anita Winecooler4:48 PM

    Mind you, this man is the self proclaimed master at self advertising. Bet they both "brainstormed" in a vacant Trump Tower bedroom to act out their brilliant attempt at self promotion. Hey Don and Pence, if it hurts, you're doing it wrong. Changing the logo now, after it's seared into everyone's brains won't make you less of a laughing stock.
    OT Scheduled to speak is almost the entire Trump family. Can't wait for Tiffany smacking her gum and promoting her website, and the lies of chandelier lady Melania. Stock up on popcorn, but save the good stuff for the DNC Convention.

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  51. Anonymous4:58 PM

    Is marla's daughter talkin. I forgot about her.

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  52. Anonymous4:56 AM

    Articles this morning are saying Trump had to beg tourists to come in and fill the seats for his VP announcement.

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