Thursday, August 04, 2016

Colorado roofing company giving away AR-15's with each new roof.

Yes this image is on the home page of Weatherproof Roofing. NO I am not kidding. 
Courtesy of KRDO:

A roofing company in Castle Rock is offering a unique incentive to go through them to get your roof fixed. 

WeatherProof Roofing has begun a “Get a Roof, Get a Gun” promotion. 

Owner James Webb is giving out AR 15s to customers who choose services from WeatherProof Roofing. 

"We are the only roofing company in the country that is offering this. We figured we’d take a stand on what we believe," said Webb.

You know somehow celebrating having a new roof by receiving a gift which might require replacing it again seems a little odd to me.

I mean giving somebody an assault weapon is not like giving away a free toaster or coupons for a carwash to promote your company.

What happens if one of these customers gets drunk and starts shooting their promotional gift at cars driving by on the street, or finally gets fed up with the wife and decides that they know just the thing to finally shut her up?

Is the company legally at fault in a case like that?

Well of course not. This is America, where everybody deserves a chicken in every pot, an AR-15 in every gun rack, and a bullet in every intruder, barking dog, or nagging spouse.


  1. Anonymous5:30 AM

    James Webb taking advantage of the racist like so many others. It has little or nothing to do with the 2nd amendment.
    Its all about grifting/marketing to the haters.

  2. Anonymous6:03 AM

    I'don't rather have free solar panels...

  3. Anonymous6:06 AM

    My roofing contractor gave me a free nuclear bomb with my roofing job..

    As Donny would say, WeatherProof Roofing is a sad little loser.

    1. Anonymous9:34 AM

      LOL, but I guess not really funny. Oh well, sheesh.

  4. Anonymous6:24 AM

    Everybody is allowed to buy a roof mot everybody is allowed to own a gun is he doing background checks on the people he is giving these guns to.

  5. Anonymous6:42 AM

    Who is doing the background checks?

    Yes, get a roof, give a weapon to a felon !!!

    1. Anonymous12:27 PM

      Well, the chances of a felon being a homeowner are pretty slim so you probably don't have to worry about that aspect.

  6. Anonymous6:51 AM

    Is the guy with the musket suppose to be defending the roof from thieves or ISIS?

  7. Anonymous9:33 AM

    Again, the crowd that supports the right to own these totally unnecessary death tools is predictably out of their minds.

  8. Anonymous10:28 AM

    I watched the Libertarian candidates Town Hall on CNN last response to a question from the floor, one of them mentioned that there are 30 million of these semi-automatic rifles in private hands in the US...sigh.

  9. Anonymous12:30 PM

    No gun safe, just the gun. No gun handling lessons, just the gun. No drug-dependence, dementia, vision checks, just the gun.

    That's exactly what the framers of Constitution when they put in that "well-regulated" bit.


  10. Anonymous12:42 PM

    If you don't like the job they do, you can shoot them with it.

  11. Anita Winecooler4:59 PM

    I wonder if the customer gets the gun before or after the inflated bill? Did anyone hear of someone breaking into a home by cutting the roof to gain access? Yeah, me neither.


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