|Yes this image is on the home page of Weatherproof Roofing. NO I am not kidding.|
A roofing company in Castle Rock is offering a unique incentive to go through them to get your roof fixed.
WeatherProof Roofing has begun a “Get a Roof, Get a Gun” promotion.
Owner James Webb is giving out AR 15s to customers who choose services from WeatherProof Roofing.
"We are the only roofing company in the country that is offering this. We figured we’d take a stand on what we believe," said Webb.
You know somehow celebrating having a new roof by receiving a gift which might require replacing it again seems a little odd to me.
I mean giving somebody an assault weapon is not like giving away a free toaster or coupons for a carwash to promote your company.
What happens if one of these customers gets drunk and starts shooting their promotional gift at cars driving by on the street, or finally gets fed up with the wife and decides that they know just the thing to finally shut her up?
Is the company legally at fault in a case like that?
Well of course not. This is America, where everybody deserves a chicken in every pot, an AR-15 in every gun rack, and a bullet in every intruder, barking dog, or nagging spouse.