Sunday, August 28, 2016

Sarah Palin receives a facial injury and in response attacks Hillary Clinton over her health.

Sarah Palin "fell on some rocks" and it made her angry at the first female presidential candidate.
Courtesy of Clumsy Clara's Facebook page: 

Leave Hillary Alone, Bullies 

Aww, c'mon guys, give her a break. Anyone can be out of commission.... for weeks on end... whilst in the heat of battle for the highest office in the land. (If anybody has been paying attention to the news they will quickly realize that Hillary has been anything but "out of commission.") No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days? No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin' low to run out the clock before November, but you're SEXIST for noticing it. 

(That is a pretty bold charge coming from a woman who once inspired these.)




And you're MISOGYNIST for questioning a female's fitness. Good thing media didn't hound the crap out of '08 candidate John McCain for his decades-old military medical records or I'd guess them to be hypocrites. 

Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me. 

Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper's middle name is "Grace"; mine isn't.) 

Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc's SuperGlue, and now any man who asks "what happened?" I'll refer to as just a mean ol' SEXIST bully. (Well that has been your go to response for years now.)


Glad for Hillary's protective media's precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we've got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys. 

- Sarah Palin 

Palin then goes on to link to a bunch of those already disproven conspiracy theories about Hillary's health.

In the body of her post Palin suggests that she is playing down her injury, but there are three photos on her Facebook page which accentuates it.

Here is another one of them.

 Kind of reminds me of this one from March.


Boy those Palins are sure an accident prone bunch.

I mean if I were somebody who went off chasing every conspiracy theory out there I might start to wonder if there is not something more going on here.

You know, if I were that type.

423 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:05 PM

    What a totally weird rant - even for her. She is such a waste of space.

    Pat Padrnos

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    1. Anonymous2:38 PM

      If you have a head injury, even an embellished head injury. I suppose that gives you a pass for life to have totally weird rants.

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    2. Anonymous2:56 PM

      Since most folks think she's a drunk she probably shouldn't be broadcasting this "little incident." Falling down drunk just like Brissy at the b-day party where she got so surly with the host.

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    3. Anonymous3:02 PM

      @2:38 PM Has she had a head injury ever since 2007?

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    4. Anonymous3:11 PM

      Her attempts at sarcasm are hopelessly lame.

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    5. Anonymous3:14 PM

      It's very telling that someone thought to snap a picture before administering any first aid!
      (and what are those weird little squares on the ear, anyway?)

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    6. Anonymous3:58 PM

      @ 3:14Pm

      Yes, and just think there are no photos of her in the hospital when Trig was born!!!

      I wondered about those little squares also. some kind of small tape for cuts?

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    7. Anonymous4:03 PM

      I'm a portrait artist. I can tell you with ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE that photo is not Sarah Palin.

      See it for yourselves, people. That nose? Please!

      Compare it for yourselves, people. I mean, give me a break.

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    8. Anonymous4:22 PM

      That nose is the exact give away!!! No way that is Mrs. Todd Palin. No way on earth. What is she trying to prove? Not even sure if she posted this nonsense.

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    9. Anonymous4:33 PM

      I wondered about those squares, too. And if that teeny 1/4" cut was surgically glued in a hospital or urgent care as it looks. Why didn't they rinse off the blood and gravel debris first. And who goes "rock running" whatever that is, with mascara on? Frickin' weirdo.

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    10. Anonymous4:45 PM

      Those little squares are used for acupuncture 'beads' or 'seeds' to help control smoking, for one...

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    11. Anonymous5:36 PM

      Wow! Todd's snowmobile accident and now this! One would think they are not paying off their gambling debts!Oh well!

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    12. Anonymous5:44 PM

      That was my first question: is that even $arah??? Looks more like maybe Piper-Diaper, or Willblow, but NOT Scarry!
      Those little tapes: yep. Acupressure points. Little balls attached to a type of bandaid, fastened over acupuncture points.

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    13. Anonymous5:50 PM

      Anonymous4:45 PM
      Those little squares are used for acupuncture 'beads' or 'seeds' to help control smoking, for one...
      ****
      That isn't them and if it WAS they would be placed differently.
      The bloodied pic I agree is not her but the one in the hospital shows her and her fake tits (doesn't show the bad side) and the black eye one is her also.
      Maybe Todd gave her a black eye and she googled a pic and had Willow photoshop it to make it look like her.
      She is so flippin weird.

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    14. Anonymous6:12 PM

      All comments very astute: that first photo showing the facial bump is NOT Sarah Palin. Whether the second photo showing, mainly, fake boobs, is Sarah Palin, is debatable; the first photo is not debatable: it is not Sarah.

      Has someone hacked into her account (ie, someone who wants her out of the political arena like, oh, say, Steven Bannon, Trump, Ailes, etc)? Someone who can later claim, 'she's had a head injury, and can no longer make a meaningful contribution to the campaign, right-wing TV, other alternate right-wing media, blah, blah, blah? OR, would these same or similar powers like to use such a story to scare Sarah Palin into silence: 'here's what can happen to you if you 'cross Trump' for his changes and backtracking on immigration policies after you signed the non-disclosure agreement!'

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  2. Anonymous2:08 PM

    Looks like she was wearing 'The Girls'. You'd think she would have bounced!

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    1. LOL! Just typed the same thing before reading. Yes, she is.

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    2. Anonymous4:22 PM

      ...and false lashes, as well?!

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    3. Anonymous4:48 PM

      I think she lost control of the Belmont's and they gob-smacked her in the face!

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  3. Anonymous2:09 PM

    Trig must have found something to whack her with instead of just his hand. She could have wiped the fucking blood off but then there would only have been a lump with a cut.
    What's the matter Sarah, nobody paying attention to you?

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  4. Anonymous2:10 PM

    Actually she lambasted the media for being bought.

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    1. Anonymous2:33 PM

      Are you one of the sycophants constantly covering for SP, telling us what she really meant to say, like we can't read for ourselves?

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    2. Anonymous3:01 PM

      2:10, Wasn't Sarah 'bought' by Fox until she showed how stupid she is?

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  5. Anonymous2:11 PM

    I don't see her attacking Hillary. That's all for our stupid media.

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    1. Anonymous2:27 PM

      You could see, once again, that she had her phony boobs on while lying on the table.

      Normally, when women lie down boobs fall to the sides! It's obvious Sarah has a reinforced bra on to make them appear perky while lying flat!

      And, it was so obviously planned for the 'bull shit' photo of her in the supposed E.R. room! What a set up!!!

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    2. Anonymous2:31 PM

      You can't read?

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    3. Anonymous4:24 PM

      She dIdn't attack Hillary in that post? You may want to go back to third grade and learn to read for comprehension.

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  6. Anonymous2:11 PM

    It's the Retard of Wasilla and her inflated boobs, again.

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  7. Anonymous2:12 PM

    You are the type to invite lies.

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    1. Anonymous2:25 PM

      Says the stalking serial liar.

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    2. Anonymous2:59 PM

      @2:12 PM Can you prove that those boobs are real? No, then fuck off, troll.

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  8. The Toad was heard to say "don't make me tell you twice."

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  9. Anonymous2:14 PM

    She wore her belmonts to the emergency room?

    Right.

    Clean shirt, also, too.

    Now why is that we are all so mistrusting of what Sara Palin posts?

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    1. Anonymous4:34 PM

      And mascara....

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    2. Anonymous5:50 PM

      Who in their right mind, over the age of 52, and in no acceptable physical condition, does 'rock running'???

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  10. Anonymous2:14 PM

    She has always said she's the biggest klutz. And she did have band aids on her hands in 08.

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    1. Anonymous3:08 PM

      To hide track marks?

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    2. Cracklin Charlie3:25 PM

      Stalker

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    3. Anonymous4:08 PM

      Once again--I am a portrait artist, and THIS IS NOT A PICTURE OF SARAH. Just look at the little, short, perky nose, and then compare it with Sarah's beak.

      You guys are being played.

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    4. Anonymous4:25 PM

      Dear Portrait Artist ---

      You are stupid.

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    5. Anonymous4:43 PM

      I thought the same thing. It doesn't look like her beak nose or profile. But, if we are being played, so are her Facebook fans and her c4p cult.

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    6. Anonymous5:45 PM

      Definitely her ear. It's the angle of the pic that makes her nose look different. In the second pic, it's clearly her and you can see the cheek implants.

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    7. Anonymous5:52 PM

      Yep! No Sarah. Neither nose, nor face on the exam bed. Different woman. Maybe her sister?

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  11. Anonymous2:16 PM

    All many want is for Hillary to briefly explain why she needs assistance standing. It doesn't disqualify her. But because she hides everything, it looks suspicious.

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    1. Anonymous2:32 PM

      2:16 PM:
      What the heck are you talking about? Looks like you listen to too many anti-Hillary people who make things up.

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    2. Anonymous2:34 PM

      Why? You never believe the explanations anyway.

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    3. Anonymous2:35 PM

      I have vertigo. I don't always need assistance. Most of the time it is fine. I know I look like I am drinking at times when am walking downtown.

      Trump needs a doctor people could trust. There is plenty for him to explain. Why does he look like he could be a stroke victim at any moment? Not all the time. Just the times he has that look.

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    4. Anonymous2:41 PM

      2:16
      ",,because she hides everything."
      You are not very bright. are you?
      I am going to call you on it.
      Moron.

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    5. Anonymous3:33 PM

      If it doesn't disqualify her, why do you need to know? Also, I haven't noticed her needing help standing at all.

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    6. She doesn't need assistance to stand, you gibbering loon.

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    7. Anonymous4:35 PM

      Link to photo that shows her needing help standing...we'll wait.

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    8. Anonymous4:37 PM

      Funny but I did a quick Google search and found tons of pictures of her standing, walking and going up and down stairs all by her little self.

      If you're referring to that picture of staff helping her up the stairs last February, it was winter and she had slipped, not an uncommon occurrence in cold weather.

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    9. Anonymous5:09 PM

      Even if Hillary were ninety, toothless, and had dementia, I would want her to be the president over crazy Donny. Get that straight.

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  12. Anonymous2:18 PM

    Todd rolled a snow machine and when th mysterious good Samaritans found him, two of his friends took over. Everyone wa curious who the Good Samaritan was and the owner of perfect start coffee shop as well as others said even if they didn't want recognition, they deserved it.

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    1. Anonymous2:31 PM

      Perfect Start Espresso is the biggest ripoff in the valley. I hate that place!

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    2. Anonymous2:45 PM

      The Palins have always been detrimentally physical with each other...it's been proven time and time again throughout the past many years!

      As usual, Sarah is lying about falling! Todd decked her and I'd put $100 buck behind that statement or even more buckaroos!

      Just go back and look at their history during the past years....McCain probably had a shit fit when he found out all he did about the Palins throughout his vetting process. Alaskans are STILL shocked he allowed her on the ticket. She was a huge factor in making him lose the race for POTUS! Thank God! Namely that she was racist and a liar and fraud!

      President Obama and VP Biden have been such an outstanding team where McCain and Palin would have failed horribly! Plus, suspect we'd be in many more wars today if it weren't for President Obama and VP Biden guiding our country and world.

      I so hope McCain loses his reelection bid in AZ. The guy creeps me out every time I see him open his mouth!

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    3. Anonymous3:03 PM

      Bristol, if you hate Perfect Start so much then why were you stalking Sunny there?

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    4. Anonymous3:13 PM

      I've been to Perfect Start on Parks Hwy. High prices, terrible coffee. Starbucks is better which isn't saying much.

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    5. Anonymous4:11 PM

      To anonymous 3:03 - not everyone is Bristol or any Palin. And what does Sunny have to do with this? Jeez, you people are obsessed!

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    6. Anonymous4:27 PM

      All I know is that the moron who owns that pathetic joint cannot read or write. She thanks people for their "patients". WTF? Is everyone in Alaska a complete illiterate idiot? That is sad.

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    7. Anonymous4:40 PM

      I have Breville espresso machine in my home, no need to do the terrible Wasilla/Palmer coffee shops, or Anchorage even. I make the best coffee in the state, right in my own pantry.

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  13. Anonymous2:19 PM

    What happened?

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    1. Anonymous4:28 PM

      The fridge fought back.

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    2. Anonymous5:48 PM

      4:28
      ROFLMAO

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  14. Anonymous2:22 PM

    Betcha Todd went full in on her AFTER she tried to deck him!

    I don't believe one fucking word put out there by ANY of the Palins. They've lied too many times throughout the past ten years and have been caught (by Alaskans especially!) Most throughout the country are now totally immune their tall tales!

    Remember Todd, Sarah and Bristol - you deserve everything you are getting these days and it's probably going to get much worse. Karma is Hell, isn't it?

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  15. Anonymous2:22 PM

    Her Vicodin is kicking in.

    Looks like a can of alphabit soup hit its mark.

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  16. Anonymous2:23 PM

    She's having more and more blackouts these days from her ongoing drugs and alcohol cocktail. "Muscle relaxers" which she has been on for a decade; the Special K/ketamine that she receives at her sister's house; plus that old fave, diet Dr Pepper and strong spirits.

    Could make anyone clumsier than usual.

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  17. Anonymous2:23 PM

    Pay attention to Meeee!

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  18. Anonymous2:29 PM

    AND now the Monkey Queen can use the liquids to patch up the holes they have the in the monkey mountain to protect what little they have left from their original plank to take over the world…. Since THAT’s NOT gonna happen, their plans are now TOAST and their temptations now come to them lowest corner of the Chump tower building…You gonna let them in Chump?i

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  19. Anonymous2:29 PM

    In the first photo, what are those small squares on her ear?

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    1. Anonymous3:04 PM

      My acupuncturist puts these on "pressure points" they've got small seeds on a "sticky back." You leave them on for a day or two. She probably has them on for a month since she never washes her hair.

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    2. Thank you, anonymous 3:04. My first thought was to wonder why she had croutons in her ears. Then I saw that they were flat, but that didn't help much.

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    3. Anonymous4:37 PM

      Oh god, so she's stupid enough to engage in acupuncture too! What next, chiropractic? Homeopathic "medicines"?

      I tell ya what, the scam "medical" market is just ripe for people like Sarah Palin...if only they could help her grow a brain she wouldn't believe this crap and waste her money on it.

      What a fucking idiot!

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    4. Anonymous6:03 PM

      4:37: YOU are the stupid moron if you think acupuncture is just hoax! A billion Chinese cannot be wrong! They can actually do c-sections with acupuncture, and NO other anestesia. I had Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, got acupuncture (about 10x), and am fine. At the same time, a coworker also had CTS, had conventional surgery, and needs new surgery by now. We are doing the same type of work.
      Even the VA is starting to administer acupuncture to some of the Vets suffering from PTS.

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  20. She's wearing her Belmont girls.

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    1. Anonymous2:50 PM

      I heard she had Jack Meoff slip in some real fake ones.

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  21. Anonymous2:30 PM

    Boy those Palins are sure an accident prone bunch.

    You mean drunks. Actually that and drugs.

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  22. Marthe2:31 PM

    I would never wish ill upon anyone, but now that Sarah seems to have survived her encounter with a rock, maybe that bump on the head will knock some sense into her... Oh, well, I guess not.

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  23. Bavarian outback2:32 PM

    What's with the tape on her ear?!?

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  24. Anonymous2:33 PM

    Definitely looks like a can of creamed corn refrigerator ricochet injury to me.

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    1. Anonymous4:39 PM

      That was MY first thought, though not specific down to the creamed corn. There is violence in that house. How is the dog doing?

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  25. Anonymous2:37 PM

    KARMA strikes again. Fall on rocks? Where are the injuries to hands and arms? Which one finally got sick of her and whacked her good? Toad? Trackmarks? Or hopefully Trig... he deserves a serious shot at her.

    This is gonna mean lots more plastic surgery...

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  26. Anonymous2:42 PM

    WTF is rock running? What a stupid idea. Is that a thing?

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  27. Anonymous2:42 PM

    I doubt this is "Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first."
    https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14102164_10154491160973588_1206918074115362511_n.jpg?oh=412353697beb73a64d5766bf08553569&oe=584B291E

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    1. Anonymous3:17 PM

      Eyeliner and mascara on a bruised eye??? Really?? How about adding some purple eyeshadow? There, now the eye looks good and bruised. That woman is an idiot!

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  28. Anonymous2:46 PM

    Why is she caterwauling about weddings? Chelsea married about four years ago. Is she upset that none of her kids have had a decent wedding to plan? That, in spite of the fact that she has numerous illegimate grand children?! She makes herself just look silly and petty when she politicizes something like this. I cant believe anyone once took this woman seriously for anything!

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  29. Anonymous2:46 PM

    Looks like somebody hit her in the head with a hammer.

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    1. Anonymous4:00 PM

      wishful thinking.

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    2. Anonymous4:35 PM

      She's always seemed like someone hit her in the head with a hammer.

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  30. Anonymous2:48 PM

    ....we've got weddings to plan?
    Sarah just stay out of Jordan's wedding. Her mother is not the idiot you are and they don't need your drama. Did Jordan deck you a good one? She'll do it again. She has all that pent up anger and frustration for what you did to her bastard's father.

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  31. Anonymous2:49 PM

    "Rock running??" Give me a break....

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  32. Anonymous2:50 PM

    Who is working on her at the exam table? That is no nurse, PA because they don't wear "street clothes" at work. Even in my podunk town they are not allowed to wear draped clothing witch is what you wear to work not at work.

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    1. Anonymous4:45 PM

      Doctors are often wearing street clothes, but they also wear a lab coat which this person is obviously not. You cannot have clothing, jewelry, or hair that will interfere with providing care - for example drop into a sterile field for wound dressing.

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    2. Anonymous5:09 PM

      So the person working on her is a friend doing a photo op. No way that is anyone in the medical field. She has draping clothing, she is wearing inappropriate draping clothing and also her gloves are too tight.
      Photo op, not a real medical professional..even my doc who has PA's and students insists on proper attire with patients.

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  33. Anonymous2:50 PM

    Nothing from her kid's huh? Noone rushed to her side? Guess they have other things to do.

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  34. Anonymous2:51 PM

    The last thing I'd want to do, if this happened to me, is photograph the wound,px from ER, write a fb post, and post it on the internet. No idea when his occurred, but she's sure to have a massive bruise on her face. Psycho

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  35. I swear Palin is going to start showing us her used kleenex the next time she gets a cold----then go after Hilary for sneezing.

    Get a job Sarah.

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    1. Anonymous4:31 PM

      Sarah's deathly allergic to honest hard work.

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  36. Anonymous2:57 PM

    Oh, Sarah, you drunken old hag. There is not one IMer that didn't do that to themselves several times as a child. And everyone knows they bleed (and freak your mom out).

    Grow the fuck up. Hillary Clinton doesn't know you're alive.

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  37. Anonymous2:57 PM

    Sarah, This is not the time to show us you are soft. Demand an apology. Demand it now! Once people know what happened to you they will be on your side and no more Hillary. Does she even know what happened to you? Don't be afraid to let her have it, but you must let her know the shape you are in.

    Talk to some of your friends and get back on Fox.
    http://www.mediaite.com/online/foxs-van-susteren-attacks-on-clinton-over-her-health-are-outrageous/

    I am glad you left on all the bright red blood and the flag deal in the back is a perfect idea. What is that? Your Blue Star Mother or the other one?

    Your photo shoot is much better than anything from Todd's near death when his moped disappeared that time during the drunk Iron Dogs relief celebration at the cabin with Bristol.

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  38. Anonymous3:06 PM

    So many ways to dissect this story...Track? Piper? Trig? Todd? Putin? Trump? Ivanka?Drunken fall? Bristol attempted to perform scheduled maintenance on granny's face and it went badly? Practicing sparring for the yearly Todd birthday brawl and forgot to block a punch?

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    1. Anonymous4:31 PM

      It's their anniversary, isn't it? Maybe Todd had a little too much bubbly beer and let her have it when she asked for her present.

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  39. Anonymous3:07 PM

    She wears her Belmonts to run??? Come on, who is she trying to convince those are real?

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    1. I noticed that as well? ? Wearing her 'belmonts' for a doc visit also? LOL

      Good thing I have not eaten for a while, or I could have lost it all with my LOL! hahaha

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    2. Anonymous6:11 PM

      BoJoFlo: well, if she was wearing the Belmonts when she got hit by that rock (thrown by TriG?), and she thought she 'needs medical attention', since nobody else pays attention to her, then, sure she would still wear her Belmonts.
      But she definitely would not have been RUNNING, let alone 'rock running' (WTF is that anyway?!) with the Belmonts on.

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  40. Anonymous3:10 PM

    This is kind of like her falling while running in 2008 and she had the SS sear secrecy and then she made sure everyone knew she fell while running, but it was just a little scratch...

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  41. Anonymous3:11 PM

    So tripping and banging your head on your stone fireplace is rock running now? You're an idiot, Sarah, only your cult is gonna believe that shit.

    And really, it's the tiniest scratch that you're making such a big fuss of, you elderly crybaby.

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    1. Anonymous4:33 PM

      Well, she is really old and once a person passes that magical year of 35 and moves into middle age things that aren't serious to young people can become serious, especially for a person as old as she is.

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  42. Anonymous3:11 PM

    She might have corrected that wonky eye. Sarah's gray hair and baldness are quite apparent.It appears that the first photo was taken at home. Did she go home to change clothes, or was that rock trimmed fireplace what hit her? Why was there no hospital gown for the treatment?

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  43. Anonymous3:16 PM

    ooh, poor babby has an owwy.

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  44. Anonymous3:16 PM

    What is that in her ear?

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  45. Anonymous3:16 PM

    There is no such thing as "rock running." There is trail running can be some rocks, but rarely do runners wipe out on them like that...unless they are stupid and/or looking for attention.

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    1. Anonymous5:37 PM

      Nobody runs on rocks, not even idiots, unless they want ankle injuries.

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    2. Anonymous6:13 PM

      Also, if you wipe out, you would have scrapes and bruises on your arms and possibly legs.

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  46. Anonymous3:18 PM

    Looking at the injury, I doubt I would have gone to a medical facility. I would have cleaned it and put a cold rag on it. But then, I wouldn't bother to photograph or post it either...guess I am tougher than Alaska's Annie Oakley.

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    1. Anonymous3:36 PM

      Sarah wants us to believe she fell while running over rocks and then traveled to one of her houses (not the one she lives in) and had herself photographed prior to going to a medical facility to have the wound cleaned or whatnot.

      She's a bloody liar.

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  47. Anonymous3:24 PM

    BWAAHAAHAA! What a rambling, disjointed piece of random stream of conscience that was!! Holy shit, Sarah, you're losing it big time! Head injury or is it your mental illness taking over?

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  48. Anonymous3:25 PM

    She's just pissed because she found this out:

    “President Obama is on the verge of returning back to the campaign trail on September 13 in Philadelphia for Hillary Clinton, but that is not all. Democrats familiar with his schedule tell me that he is going to devote nearly all of October to campaigning for Hillary Clinton.

    http://www.politicususa.com/2016/08/28/hillary-clinton-unleash-secret-obama-weapon-devastate-trump-october.html

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  49. Anonymous3:28 PM

    Rock-running?

    Sounds like something you'd do as a kid and quickly realize it's dangerous and stupid.

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    1. Anonymous4:30 PM

      I remember from that show she did where her and Todd had hired the guide to "rock climb" in Denali park and she was absolutely terrified of heights so I can't see her doing anything like "rock running" because she is a pussy.

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  50. Anonymous3:29 PM

    I wish Gryphen had posted the third picture from her FB post!!!! She has a huge shiner on her eye! The eye socket is all black and blue! Clearly NOT from falling on a rock! She got punched in the face!!!

    Check out the third picture on Sarah's Facebook! OMG. Who hit her?

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    1. Anonymous3:55 PM

      Talk about trying to "go big" with a coupe of cuts above the eye and a little bruising below the eye. If you had a bruised eye like that would you be able to put on eyeliner and mascara? And, with that kind of a bruise, wouldn't the eyelid area be swollen? Fake, JUST like her pregnancy!

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    2. Anonymous4:01 PM

      I would bet money that is eyeshadow! Look at the edges. Everything about this woman is fake. Granted the cuts are real, but why did she think she needed to enhance them? And, she managed to get the eyeliner and mascara on an eye that she wants us to believe is that black and blue. Nope - fake.

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  51. Anonymous3:35 PM

    Zoom in on her ear area. Is that the result of plastic surgery when they pull your facial skin back?

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  52. Anonymous3:35 PM

    How many drugs in your system, $arah? We know you've been a user for years. Klutz?! And a shout out to Hillary????

    Cookie baking wears you out?! OMG, toots, you just PROVED who you are and WHY you were told to stay home and STFU.

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  53. Anonymous3:39 PM

    The only thing that seems to be dropping faster than Donald Trump’s odds of being elected president of the United States is the bank balance for the Republican National Committee that is currently at a historic low this close to a presidential election.

    According to Open Secrets, the Republican Party has seen contributions take a nosedive as contributors — including big money interests — are sitting on their wallets while the Trump campaign moves from gaffe to unforced error to reports of inner turmoil that has resulted in three campaign managers in the past three months.

    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/08/donald-trump-is-bankrupting-the-republican-party-and-we-dont-mean-morally/

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  54. Anonymous3:47 PM

    No, no, no. I'm not buying that cockeyed story meant to stop the whispering in Wasilla. I'm also not proposing a particular theory--there are too many Palins who are wallopers.

    Although....it is the Palin wedding anniversary and someone may not have liked someone else whining (or throwing an object or the first punch) about the anniversary not being appropriated feted.

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    1. Anonymous4:28 PM

      Who's anniversary was it? I thought Stool and Duh had only been married for a few months? So maybe 3 month anniversary? I know nothing of Palins except that I own a service company that works in the schools and one of them is where Bristol's two kids go to school.

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    2. Sarah and Todd's anniversary is tomorrow Aug 29.

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  55. Anonymous3:48 PM

    I love a good Palin brawl story for a Sunday afternoon.

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  56. Anonymous3:48 PM

    Looks like Trump and Putin sent their goons up to Alaska to make sure Sarah can't come to the lower 48 and campaign for a couple of months. What did they do to Todd?

    Sarah, you lie down with dogs and you get up with fleas.

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  57. Anonymous3:51 PM

    Does anyone know anybody who took a fall to the head while running without, at the least, scraping up other body parts--hand, arm, leg?

    Anyone know anybody who lugs fake books along on a run?

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    1. Anonymous4:05 PM

      lugs fake *boobs*

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  58. Anonymous3:51 PM

    Those fake tits are so big they must be why she fell on her face.

    SAD.

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    1. Anonymous4:34 PM

      You'd think they would have hit the ground first and protected her eye..who falls and hits the SIDE of their face? This is as bogus as Todd's near death snow machine debacle.

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  59. Anonymous3:53 PM

    Funny she can run in heels while seven months pregnant but can't run in sport shoes.

    If a Mama Grizzly fell in the woods, what kind of sound would she make? *Cha ching*

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  60. Anonymous3:54 PM

    Looks like Duhkotex head butted her.

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  61. Anonymous3:55 PM

    The two horizontal gashes suggest the possibility of a ring with raised edges making contact with Sarah's face.

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  62. Anonymous3:58 PM

    I work in a clinic for abused women. The excuses we hear are

    "My face got busted up because ______."

    ... I walked into a door

    ... I went rock running

    ... my alcoholic drunk son hit me with the butt of his gun and I had to duck for cover so he won't be able to keep kicking me

    ... I confronted my husband's prostitute girlfriend and she whooped my ass

    ... my husband wanted money for a new snowmobile and I said no. Go get a job and stop living off of me

    The worst one we heard was my African-American ex boyfriend from Michigan wanted a bj and I said no, I'm now married with children. He cracked my head until I satisfied him.

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    1. Anonymous5:31 PM

      I sure hope you don't work in a clinic for abused women.

      It's not a joke. Jerk.

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    2. Anonymous6:11 PM

      I doubt 3:58 was being sincere, considering all the excuses refer to Palin.

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  63. Anonymous3:58 PM

    Judging by her hunch back Sarah has osteoporosis and should be more careful of falling over. Old people can break their hips very easily.

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  64. Anonymous3:59 PM

    Wow. Somebody punched her in the face really hard. They hit her right eye, and above the eyebrow. They got her good. That is not from a fall on a rock. Nice try, Sarah. Looks like a domestic violence episode.

    Hey Dakota, aren't you glad you moved up to Alaska with these freaks who beat each other up?

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  65. Anonymous4:02 PM

    I have the transcript from her doctor:

    "Mrs. Palin, we've sent you though our MRI, our CAT scan, our PET scan and we've also done some inner-cranial exploratory surgery and we've found that you do not have a brain injury, in fact, we've found that you do not possess a brain. It's nice to know that the Scarecrow has a sister".

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  66. Anonymous4:04 PM

    That which does not kill her makes her stronger...try harder next time Todd, please?

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  67. Anonymous4:04 PM

    Dear Uncle Gryphen, I've been reading your blog since 2008 and I know you don't trade in conspiracy theories. However, would you please make an exception this time and let us know if you hear any local Wasilla gossip about this recent Palin injury? Thank you!

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  68. Anonymous4:05 PM

    Okay, what are those weird pieces of sticky paper in and near her big giant ear? And also too WTF, no wonder she wears the big giant wigs because who the fuck has ears that big? Guess it figures she'd be a republican because damn, Dumbo ears, right?

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  69. Anonymous4:07 PM

    So Sarah fell while running and has blood running down her face.

    Usually when you fall on rocks you have wounds and blood on your hands and arms because your first reaction is to stick out your hands.

    If Sarah had wounds on her hands and arms she would had posted pictures of her arms and hands to get more sympathy.

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    1. Anonymous5:33 PM

      And not only did she not put out her hands to catch herself, it appears that she turned her head to the side really quick. Why would you do that? Was she worried about her recent nose job?

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    2. Anonymous5:34 PM

      I can see now why she wears those goofy visors. That's one hell of a receding hair line.

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  70. Anonymous4:09 PM

    Yeah right Sarah you fell on rocks while running. How come one or both of your fake breasts didn't burst upon impact?

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  71. Anonymous4:13 PM

    I may have missed the point. Is Palin saying that she is brain-damaged from the head injury to prove the accusations against Clinton?

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  72. Anonymous4:13 PM

    OMFG LMAO!!!!! Who the hell posts pictures of shit like this on FB? 12 year old boys maybe.............someone sure is desperate for some attention BAHHHHH HA HA HA!!!!! Thanks for giving me a good laugh tundra twat LMAO!!!!!

    No matter what you 'share' you are still an irrelevant cunt.

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  73. Anonymous4:14 PM

    Sarah crashed and burned while running? In 2010 Sarah had the same injuries but the story we heard was:


    One friend of the Palins’ remembers an argument between Sarah and Todd: “They took all the canned goods out of the pantry, then proceeded to throw them at each other. By the time they got done, the stainless-steel fridge looked like it had got shot up with a shotgun. Todd said, ‘I don’t know why I even waste my time trying to get nice things for you if you’re just going to ruin them.’ ” This friend adds, “As soon as she enters her property and the door closes, even the insects in that house cringe. She has a horrible temper,

    http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2010/09/vanity-fair-article-absolutley.html?m=1

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  74. Anonymous4:15 PM

    This happened while she was "rock" running and she went home before going to get care... Notice the first pic in her house - the blood is still very red; if she was running on the trail the blood would have started changing to a brownish color and there apparently wasn't enough for her to have to wipe her eye area or it would show signs of smearing.

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  75. Anonymous4:21 PM

    I wish worse for Palin than a few stitches. I am not a nice person.

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  76. Anonymous4:26 PM

    I feel ya, Sarah. I hate it when I fire canned goods at the fridge and they bounce back. Rock running, eh? I might borrow that one.

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  77. Anonymous4:27 PM

    Looks like Tawd finally had enough of Sara.

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  78. Anonymous4:28 PM

    What kind of nurses and doctors do you have in Alaska?

    In the lower 48 if you visit a doctor's office, the nurses and doctors are more professional and wear gowns. Up there in the Last Frontier they just wear the same clothes they wear to the grocery store. Jeans and a t-shirt. Who knows if that nurse even washed her tie dyed t-shirt from the 60's?

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  79. Anonymous4:29 PM

    She has her nerve to mention cookies.

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  80. Anonymous4:34 PM

    We first learned about Sarah Palin back in 2008. Of all the blogs, magazines, Facebook posts and pictures from the past 8 years, not once have we heard that Sarah rock runs. Interesting.

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  81. Anonymous4:37 PM

    Um, Sarah. Just a feeling I have, but whomever you and Todd owe money to, you had better make it right or this shit will keep on happening to you two. First it was Todd's ribs and collarbone, now it's your face. Looks like these guys ain't messing around. The PAC is empty, but you better find a way to pay up.

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  82. Anonymous4:41 PM

    From Sister Snooki's FB page:

    George W Halley I wonder if she really fell down or if Billy boy just hauled off and whacked her for LIEING to him once too much?

    Threw me at first but now I realize this idiot thinks that's a pic of Hillary. That's just how stupid you have to be to support that crazy winch.

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  83. Anonymous4:49 PM

    Who puts breathe right strips on their ear canals? Wow, Sarah, time to sneak into Canada for free health care again. And may I ask what you know about planning a wedding? Look, Sarah got a boo boo, folks! Hundreds of people died in an earthquake and this drug addicted buffoon is whining over a punch in the eye.

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  84. Anonymous4:49 PM

    Anonymous 4:37 is onto something about Sarah and Todd must have made enemies. That explains why a Marine trained to kill with his bare hands has to carry a gun with him while taking his daughter Sailor to the Piggly Wiggly and explains why Track has to carry an assault weapon in his mother's driveway. Nobody is safe in the Palin household.

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    1. Anonymous5:07 PM

      And that's why Sarah is hissing at Hillary. Because Hillary has Secret Service protection, and Sarah needs it.

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    2. Anonymous5:15 PM

      That's why Grypen posted pictures of Todd in the hospital after the goons roughed him up. This time they came for Sarah and her valuable face.

      Gryphen said, "Boy those Palins are sure an accident prone bunch.
      I mean if I were somebody who went off chasing every conspiracy theory out there I might start to wonder if there is not something more going on here.
      You know, if I were that type."

      Gryphen knows what's up. Someone is out to get Todd and Sarah. It's obvious.

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  85. Anonymous4:51 PM

    About her ear patches: If you're suffering from addiction, cravings or unwanted habits, acupressure using ear seeds might be for you. In this form of traditional Chinese medicine, or TCM, a practitioner places the tiny seeds of the vaccaria plant on key points on the ear and tapes them in place. Pressing on the seeds stimulates the related point and might be able to help you reduce cravings when they arise.

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    1. Anonymous5:28 PM

      Dieters used to have staples in their ears and tug them when they were hungry.

      Sarah Palin has no willpower haha

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  86. Anonymous4:52 PM

    Is that Bristol's boss Dr. Jack Me Off working on Sarah's face?

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  87. Anonymous4:54 PM

    Sarah when you least expect it, expect it.
    -Toad

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  88. Anonymous5:03 PM

    Google 'Sarah Palin profile' and decide for yourself if that is Palin's face. Did she have a nose job in the last few years?

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    1. Anonymous5:25 PM

      I thought her nose was looking much smaller than when I saw in about 2009. But it's still a very ugly nose that she's stuck with.

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  89. Anonymous5:06 PM

    The only "rock-running" she did recently was when she stumbled after having too much to drink and then did some "rock-running" into that fireplace behind her!

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  90. Anonymous5:12 PM

    I had a friend once who talked like Palin. This woman ranted and raved, and was full of anger but I never really knew who the hell she was angry at, or what. There are people like that who are so evil in their minds that they can't even speak truthfully. It's skirting around the truth too long that makes it impossible to make sense anymore. I don't understand anything Palin is trying to say. It's filled with too much fog.

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  91. Anonymous5:21 PM

    Let's see who could have done that to Sarah's face.

    Curt Menard Jr's relatives.

    Darlene Miller's relatives.

    Trooper Wooten or relatives

    The owner of the house that Willow and her friends broke into, had sex in it, urinated in it and trashed.

    Jordan Loewe's relatives

    Britta Hanson's relatives

    Dakota's relatives

    Levi's relatives

    Town of Wasilla who got stuck paying for the Wasilla hockey rink

    People who believed in Sarah and gave their rent money to SarahPac

    Alaskans who lost money, farms, homes and employment when Sarah hired her high school friend who loved cows who ruined the dairy business known as Dairygate.

    The family who owns the boat that Bristol was on that mysteriously caught on fire and sunk.

    Gino's relatives

    The congregations church that mysteriously caught on fire.

    State of Alaska

    Native Alaskans who were cold and hungry and Gov Palin showed up with a tray of stale cookies to soothe their pain

    America

    Who really knows?

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    1. Anonymous5:36 PM

      McCain's relatives

      The DWTS dancers who lost to Bristol?

      Tripp's real father
      Trig's real father
      Sailor's real father

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    2. Anonymous5:39 PM

      Gabby Giffords relatives

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  92. Anonymous5:25 PM

    Google 'Bristol Palin profile' and decide for yourself if that is Palin's face. Did she have a chin job and liposuction in the last few years?

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  93. Anonymous5:26 PM

    Imagine if Hillary Clinton had fallen flat on her face like Sarah Palin just did. Old Sarah would be out there crowing like a rooster and pointing her finger and acting like she's too young and fit to fall on her face like that...

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  94. Anonymous5:31 PM

    Where's Sarah's bruises, scuff marks and abrasions to go along with the two parallel cuts? How do you get a swollen area that is perfectly flat?

    Toad ju got sum splainin to do

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  95. Anonymous5:31 PM

    Did somebody go on a (crack) rock run? Did the deal go down ugly?

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    1. Anonymous5:48 PM

      My thoughts exactly

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  96. Anonymous5:34 PM

    Sarah you ruined your chances with Donald. Now you are no way as pretty as his daughter Ivanka.

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  97. Anonymous5:35 PM

    Given the way the lady tending to "Sara" is dressed and the fact that the needle posed over Palin's forehead is quite long, it looks more like an acupuncture session than an ER visit.

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  98. Anonymous5:39 PM

    So, poor old Tundra Turd didn't get enough pitty, so she finally fell and got herself somewhat bloody. So she had to make a post, supposedly about Hillary, actually about herself.

    POOR TUNDRA TURD! Maybe, in my next life, when I have some time on the sh*tter, maybe I will feel some pitty for you. But not in this lifetime of mine!

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  99. Anonymous5:43 PM

    Sarah Palin hasn't been getting any attention the past few months. Maybe Lou Sarah clobbered Sarah so Sarah can get on the 5th page of the newspapers?

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  100. Anonymous5:43 PM

    Maybe someone threw a rock at Sarah. There are plenty of people who'd be tempted to do that, including her own family.

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    1. Anonymous6:08 PM

      ...and she was running from it...

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  101. Anonymous5:47 PM

    Todd's accident
    Sarah's accident

    Could it be the competitive sex trafficking businesses, prostitutes, Sarah's Secret Service agent who had to resign or Shailey Tripp?

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  102. ManxMamma5:47 PM

    I haven't read any responses but I have no idea what that woman was talking about. It certainly doesn't look like Sarah's profile...her nose isn't' that cute. What the heck is that all about?

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  103. Anonymous5:49 PM

    Again, asked, what drug cocktail are you on, $arah? Nice plea for attention.

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  104. Awww, does Sarah have a splody head?

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  105. Anonymous5:55 PM

    Sarah I zoomed in on the top picture. Girl you gots lots of grey hair. You paid all that money to send your high school dropout to hair school and she won't even fix you up.

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  106. Anonymous5:57 PM

    Karmas a bitch Sarah

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  107. Anonymous5:59 PM

    Even the Mighty Sarah is susceptible to the Sarah Palin Curse

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  108. Anonymous6:02 PM

    Sarah better hurry up and sell her Arizona house and pay back the money she owes or they will be back.

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  109. Anonymous6:08 PM

    Damn it Sarah, we warned you time and time again not to get to close to Trig and did you listen to us?

    Betcha you will listen now!

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  110. Anonymous6:10 PM

    Shout out to Dakota's relatives in Kenfucky who has the Immoral Minority read to them. Yes Dakota's mother-in-law is hated the world over.

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