Courtesy of Decider:
“Governor Palin, I hope you rest up there heck what with the rock-running and the stone-skipping and the boulder-bingo. Remember my middle name is Tyrone with with the media coverup with the danger zone and everybody cutting footloose loosey-goosey good for the gander, good for the planner of the Down Dog wedding. Hey! The cookies are ready! Track Trig Trig Track Break your momma’s back – why? Because our veterans. Drill baby drill! Try our mozzarella sticks! Ask me about free shipping. God bless it. Just leave it alone, voices.”
Yep that sounds exactly like her.
However for my money nothing beats Stephen Colbert's response to Sarah Palin's bizarre take on Paul Revere's ride.
Late night punchline, just like I predicted back in 2009.