Courtesy of Decider:
“Governor Palin, I hope you rest up there heck what with the rock-running and the stone-skipping and the boulder-bingo. Remember my middle name is Tyrone with with the media coverup with the danger zone and everybody cutting footloose loosey-goosey good for the gander, good for the planner of the Down Dog wedding. Hey! The cookies are ready! Track Trig Trig Track Break your momma’s back – why? Because our veterans. Drill baby drill! Try our mozzarella sticks! Ask me about free shipping. God bless it. Just leave it alone, voices.”
Yep that sounds exactly like her.
However for my money nothing beats Stephen Colbert's response to Sarah Palin's bizarre take on Paul Revere's ride.
Late night punchline, just like I predicted back in 2009.
I've watched it 3 times today. I still laugh every time!
ReplyDeleteMe too! Good stuff. She should be embarrassed but it's beyond her.
Delete"Rock running" was a flaming pile of moose poop and everyone knows it! Colbert nails her every time, and she's so deserving of it. Hope the cold-cocking didn't hurt that "still" spine of hers. She put herself out there being the dumb@ss that she is.
ReplyDeleteAs my dear departed Dad (three years today), always said before a game of cribbage, "come out and get chewed!"
Sorry to hear that it's your father's anniversary of his passing--but simply must steal his saying! Come out and get chewed! That's so great! Thanks to your dad, may he RIP...bet he was a fabulous guy.
DeleteWe love you Stephen Colbert
ReplyDelete"Just leave us alone voices." hahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteMission Accomplished!
DeleteHilarious! All he had to do was say her name at the beginning before he said anything else and everyone burst into laughter.
ReplyDeleteGood ole Sarah she's just a punchline nowadays.
Scared me a little when he said Track Trig. It could be another opportunity to play victim & get attention because she will say he's abusing a DS kid in 3..2..1.
A special needs child is The Best media shield ever. $he may be stupid, but $he knows that much.
DeleteDoesn't seem fair that she gets to use him as a shield, given that "
Deletea) she stole him and
b) she neglected him the crucial first three years.
Oh, that was funny, funny or as my 10 year old daughter would say, "punny".
ReplyDeleteSo ... What's the real story? It's a nasty looking gash/bruise around her eye, but was she not wearing her trademark glasses? I tend to think the true real story is being hidden. But it can't be domestic related because she's posted it as 'rock running.' If she took pics to document someone hitting her, that posted pics would discredit that claim. I'm wondering if Trig didn't haul off and hit her with something? She's pictured many times restraining one of his arms, right? Maybe Trig has violent outbursts. Why else does she restrain him??
ReplyDeleteIf you google the term, "prone position rifle scope injuries" you'll see quite a few pictures that look like her photo.
DeleteHOWEVER, since we all know how well Palin shoots (will it kick Daddy). I highly doubt that Mr HOH is teaching her, since he is so busy living vibrantly and grifting...
I suspect that since the egg is a perfect circle and the little bit of blood around her eye is not enough for head wounds (head wounds BLEED). That I suspect that someone in the family has taken up triage make up/Halloween make up/wants to work in television or movies doing special effects. Look at the picture closely and you'll see what I am talking about...
Maybe she was drunk and fell down the stairs. It's a nasty looking wound regardless.
ReplyDeleteOr,someone slapped the **** upside the head.
DeleteWhat does Down Dog mean? I seriously don't get it.
ReplyDeleteDownward facing dog is a yoga pose...
DeleteDownward Dog is a yoga pose....Doubtful SP can do that.
DeleteDownward-facing Dog is a yoga pose. Down Dog for short.
DeleteI STILL don't understand the 'reason' behind the mention of anything yoga: Is $he trying to intimate that $he does yoga, or is $he pissed that Hillary does? Jesus!
DeleteIts just part of the random stream of words. Colbert is mocking Palin, it's not supposed to make sense.
DeleteYes, she WANTS people to believe she does yoga and hot yoga when in REALITY she is a substance abusing lazyass.
DeleteWhen she came out of a salon and said she was doing "hot yoga" she actually just had a FACIAL. Believe me, I know from facials....
'Governor'? How does the world's dumbest corrupt human who quit halfway through her term get that honorific? She thought her election was a coronation. Sarah Palin is an imbecile.
ReplyDeleteQueen Esther. Remember her David's star Jewish bangle around her neck, and when she invited the two Jewish kids who "happened" upon her house, and she in her studio chair to "kiss the ring" like the Pope? Good Lord, that imbecile. I hooted!
DeleteYeh, remember that whole 'North Star' dill also too.
DeleteStill shining, North Star? HAHAHAHA
I too think she fell down while impaired in some way. I lived in Alaska and never heard of rock running. Mountain running, yes. But I never saw a mountain runner first put on their eye makeup and then throw on a pair of belmonts before they headed out. She must really think people are stupid to believe that story! Yes, she has crashed and burned. About time.
ReplyDeleteThose are not belmonts. She has implants, a nose tweak and botox up the wazoo, liposuction and starves herself.
DeleteAnd her followers talk about Hillary who is 70 as a fat ass. Palin pays a high price to put on her show of how "fit" she is. She is a poor example of "fit" .
Fit does not invole surgery. Look at the US Women's Gymnastics team! And there is a price you pay for that to. Remember McKayla Maroney? the vault silver medal winner from the last Olympics. Fact. They train so hard they don't have periods. That my friends is what it takes.
They are all muscle, no boob implants. And they have never heard of rock running. I see the current Women's Gymnastic teams bodies being slammed on The Daily Mail. Why? because they don't have fake boobs?. They get slammed for actually being fit.
If Palin is so into fitness why didn't she stick up for these women?They work out six days a week eight hours a day.
I'm not talking out of my ass here. We live in a world of Kardashion fake butts and boobs as the goal presented like something to aspire to.
Seems Women's lib went out the window and Palin is part of the problem she's just an aging woman who will do damage to herself while her followers call Hillary fat. Hey Palin why don't you stick up for real women? Your daughter chopped her face to sell stupid diet shakes because her looks are all she has to sell and it's all you taught her to rely on.
Can you imagine what that fake chin is going to like when she is 70? I can tell you how hurtful that was to those exceptional Women athletes to be body shamed by comments on their bikini pics on the Daily Mail.
Bristol Palin practiced dancing 8 hrs per day and looked like this?
Deletehttp://www.zimbio.com/photos/Bristol+Palin/Bristol+Palin+Goes+Rehearsal/PtMN4quhEWJ
Daughter chopped her face before 21 because she didn't like what God gave her. You know, the one they all worship first and foremost before everything, and now she looks like a horse.
DeleteAnd you can blame her Mother for that. Never taught her kids value systems.
DeleteHer son beats his girlfriend and walks. And what the hell is wrong with Todd. I can tell you what my father would have done or said to any of my brothers would have pulled that.
They would have been ashamed to admit they raised such a loser.Todd sits on his ass for your dime Sarah. That does not make you strong it makes you a used loser who has a wimp for a husband who is a lazy ass who stays for the money.
It's called enabling, and the stupid send money to her PAC. Why should they work? There are still some so incredibly dumb to think they're saviors of all that's wrong. Oh FFS take one look, and now Duh in the mix.
DeleteSome people really ARE that stupid.
I am an Alaska runner. There's trail running and mountain running and beach running, but I've never heard of rock running.
DeleteSara would have more muscles in her legs if she really were a long time runner. I have been a gonzo hiker for 30+ years. I have more meat on the front of my shins than many of my couch potato friends have in their calves(we joke about it). As a life-long fitness/health nut, I'm calling bullshit on palin. Good eating makes for good skin, and good exercise makes a strong muscled body, naturally. Someone who knows the difference can easily see how unhealthy physically sara is and she's def. heavy in the menopause/osteoporosis years. Starving herself in between crunchwraps and adderall binges won't cut it. Just sit back, IM'ers. She's self destructing.
DeleteDid Screech fall off her bar stool at the Mugshot bar,or did Bristol "clock"her?? The possibilities are endless.
DeleteExactly 3:52!
DeleteI'm Sarah's age and was a competitive athlete until age 42. I don't do much more than walk, swim or bike now, but my muscle tone is still very defined from years of skating.
Don't forget, every thing that happens to tiny Sarah is God's will. She is special.
ReplyDeleteAll people that believe in a god are rather special...touched in the head we say.
DeleteAre you saying God finally had enough of Sarah and cold cocked her?
DeleteThanks so much for the link to the Paul Revere segment -- I somehow missed it and really needed that laugh tonight!!!
ReplyDeleteLol. That is awesome, Sarah you and I both know you are a fake. I've been there from the beginning.
ReplyDeleteO/t crazy trump. Sounds like a nazi. Omg. I gotta get 10 of my friends to vote nontrump. Take them with me even. Crazy.
ReplyDeleteO/t like white males aren't pedophiles. Rumpy is stoned.
ReplyDeletePhoenix is a big nothing. Good thing they have those people to show him with a hyped crowd.
DeleteIs he mentioning the serious concern of Mexico about all our illegal guns crossing the border? People get killed. Arms dealers, that is how other terrorists get started.
6:59pm
DeleteAlso I hope he mentioned to their President putting a stop to all the Mexican drugs that come across the border north into the US.
@8:28, Cocaine is not grown in Mexico. Most of the meth is manufactured in USA.
Deletehahaha! Colbert nailed her word salad perfectly! BAHHHH HAHA! She really is a comedians dream, the tundra twat just keeps on giving. Great job $arah!
ReplyDeleteYes all and where are scratched hands to break fall. What a dumb ass sp is. I think the babies who don't like her hit her.
ReplyDeleteAnyone in their right mind knows she's lying. So does Dumb Donald that keeps her off the trail.
DeleteHow low do you and your family have to go, $arah? Rock bottom has a basement obviously. Are you done yet? We are. Ad nauseum.
Todd beat her up! They are known in Alaska to be violent toward each other in their marriage. Look at what she did to Todd a couple of months ago!
DeleteThey are a fucked up mess!
Sarah has Sammy Davis Jr. Face profile.
ReplyDeleteOMG that's so funny! Bet she wants the 'candy man' to come see her, with her owwie and all.
DeleteOT?Pulse and LGBTQ
ReplyDelete"“Even though he’s gay, and he’s attacking gays, this is clearly a hate crime,” Berry told WKMG. “It’s clearly, I think, a domestic terrorist threat.”
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/08/none-of-you-deserve-to-live-fl-man-threatens-orlando-like-massacre-in-frightening-facebook-posts/
I guess until he hurts someone he can say and believe anything he wants, against gays, straights, unicorns or other.
DeleteThe Erika Kane of politics. One would think she'd learn to shut up. All My Children was a soap; as in fiction. So is the life she portrays herself.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of mental midget does this? Valid question.
Susan Lucci doesn't appreciate the comparison!
DeleteOkay, it bugs the crap out of me, what is with the US flags pinned together on the stage behind Trump????? Were they trying to make them seem larger? Were there not enough flags to make him happy?
ReplyDeleteInquiring minds want to know!
Hmmm....
ReplyDeletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Revere#.22Midnight_Ride.22
"Try our free mozzarella sticks" had me on the floor for some reason. All in all, he did an excellent job, and no, Sarah, we're not jealous the voices just speak to you. What I don't get, and never will, is why the need for the photos at the doctors office, when all she posted when Trig was born was a photo of her daughter's boyfriend holding the child?
ReplyDeleteI don't believe the whole "rock running" excuse, you're self munchausen by proxying because any attention is good attention. Looks like you'll need medically necessary plastic surgery (cough cough), but you'll never reach that Kardashian status.