Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Donald Trump's lawyer believes that God has already chosen the winner of this election. Is God even registered to vote?

See? I knew God was bad.

Just remember that the last President we had who believed that he was anointed by God was George W. Bush.

You remember that guy right?

Two unnecessary wars, lied to the American people, tanked the economy.

In case you are having some trouble placing this Michael Cohen fellow he is the "Says who" guy.

Yeah, I am going to suggest that this guy's critical thinking skills have not been sharpened in some time.

(H/T Daily Kos.)


  1. a. j. billings6:30 AM

    The lunatic Christian right is constantly proclaiming for the unsaved and unwashed masses the "will of god" and mandating how all the rest of us must live, what we should believe, and how we're all unsaved trash.

    $arah Palin told John McCain that god would make sure the right people won the 2008 election.

    God told Rick Santorum, Michelle Bachmann, Herman Cain, Mike Huckabee, and Ted Cruz to run for President.

    Either god doesn't exist, or he/she/it has a sense of humor

    1. Anonymous9:55 AM

      That didn't work out so well for Sarah! Did she piss off God?

  2. Anonymous6:47 AM

    I am agnostic but if God has been choosing the winners of past elections, s/he did a great job in 2008.

    1. Anonymous11:06 AM

      GFY SPHASH. Love, Bristol

  3. Anonymous6:51 AM

    So, the Lord is telling us that Trump is wispy, insubstantial and constantly changing with every breeze? Yeah, I can get behind that.

  4. Anonymous7:29 AM

    "Those documents reveal that “Trump’s company asked for those funds for ‘rent loss,’ ‘cleanup,’ and ‘repair’ ― not to recuperate money lost in helping people.”nearly ALL of its money comes from people other than Trump. FROM 2008 forward>" all of the donations have been other people’s money — an arrangement that experts say is almost unheard of for a family foundation." HRC has a disease of the lungs, not the core. Trump’s corruption is who he IS."destroy at least a century of progress, and apply his own “to the victor goes the spoils”

  5. Anonymous7:33 AM

    I can hardly wait until these spokespersons for tRump find out that he does not pay "the help" They will have to file a lawsuit to get the "billionaire" to pay up!! That is how the cheap bastard operates. He is broke, has no $$$ unless it is donations from gullible rubes.

  6. Anonymous7:40 AM

    Where the fuck is matt L? Sam B NAILS it!

  7. Anonymous7:44 AM

    Well, not so much "God", as PHOTOSHOP. But whatevs.

  8. Oh boy...The God card. Makes sense, we're getting to the "throw everything including the kitchen sink" part of the election. Ya gotta admit, desperation definitely looks good on the Trump acolytes.

  9. Anonymous7:50 AM

    Trump loves Vladimir Putin. Could his tax returns explain why?

    By Eugene Robinson Opinion writer OpinionsSeptember 12 at 7:21 PM

    Why does Donald Trump say such nice things about Vladimir Putin and Russia? What is Trump hiding in the tax returns he refuses to release?....

    Trump has broken with four decades of precedent and adamantly refused to let voters see his tax returns. His excuse — that he is under audit — is bogus...

    Here’s what we know. In July, Trump said in a tweet that he has “ZERO investments in Russia.” If this is true, the more relevant question may be the extent to which Russian oligarchs, by definition beholden to Putin, have investments in Trump and his empire...

    In 2008, Trump’s son Donald Trump Jr. said at a New York real estate conference that “Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets.” Referring to the Trump Organization, where he works with his father, he added that “we see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.”

    That boast would make perfect sense. Following the bankruptcy of Trump Hotels and Casinos Resorts in 2004 — which involved three casinos in Atlantic City and one in Indiana, and allowed Trump to get out from under an estimated $1.8 billion in debt — banks became wary of lending to Trump, according to widespread reports....

    Which raises an obvious question: To what extent are Trump and the Trump Organization dependent on Russian investment? We have no way of knowing. Examination of Trump’s tax returns might provide the answer....


    1. Anonymous8:45 AM

      Maybe Donald Trump-Putin and Vladimir Trump-Putin filed joint returns?

  10. Anonymous7:55 AM

    Journalism requires facts:

    1. Anonymous8:07 AM

      Truth and researched FACTS>

    2. Anonymous8:09 AM

      Is that Roy Cohen's son?
      If so, I am sure he is a stand up guy.
      Joe McCarthy still lives through his lawyers son.
      Jesus H. Christ. What a world.

    3. Anonymous8:42 AM

      8:09AM -- Well, if you know who Joe McCarthy was, you would also know that Roy COHN was a promiscuous homosexual; he bought Vaseline by the gallon. No way he had any kids. He also died of AIDS.

    4. Anonymous9:52 AM

      @8:07 "of perceived threats in which force was deemed reasonable, the officers were more willing to shoot black suspects than white ones."Not only is black life not worth protecting, it’s not worth saving either.

  11. Anonymous7:59 AM

    Remember when Sky Guy picked Michele Bachmann four years ago to be POTUS?

  12. Anonymous8:00 AM


    aka Alaska

    1. Anonymous9:11 AM

      Our military will bomb those bastards even further back into the stone age than they already are. We're already flying missions into North Korea and harassing them because of this. You wanna push us fatboy? Go ahead and see what it gets you :-)

  13. Anonymous8:04 AM

    I am actually glad this a$$hat said that! Remember $carry saying the same in so many words? So: HERE WE COME, MADAME PRESIDENT!

  14. Anonymous8:10 AM

    He’s nice to me,”
    -Donald Trump


    The Guardian:
    Donald Trump labels Clinton 'unstable' as he edges away from Putin relationship

    Donald Trump made a half-hearted attempt to distance himself from Russia’s president, Vladimir Putin, on Friday night at a rally in Florida, but aimed inflammatory comments at Iran and his political opponent Hillary Clinton.

    He said Clinton could select someone in the Pensacola bay center, shoot him or her in the heart, and get away without prosecution. “She’s trigger happy,” he said. “I think she’s an unstable person.”

    “She could walk into this arena right now and shoot somebody, with 20,000 people watching, right smack in the heart and still not be prosecuted,” he said.....

    《 WHAT THE FUC_? Trump is the one who said he could shoot someone on 5th Ave and he would not lose voters 》

    On Putin, Trump struck a milder tone at the rally. “I don’t know the gentleman. He’s nice to me,” he said. “But if he’s nice to me it doesn’t mean anything unless we make some great deals for our country.”



    1. Anonymous8:44 AM

      “But if he’s nice to me it doesn’t mean anything unless we make some great deals for our country.”

      In other words, if he slips Trump a yuuuge payoff it'll be a great deal -- for Trump.

  15. Anonymous8:37 AM

    OT 7:46 am, September 13th, 2016
    Group Files Corruption Complaint with FBI Against Pam Bondi Over Trump Donation

  16. Anonymous8:47 AM

    Does that cloud have a yuuuge flabby ass also? If not, it's not Drumpf.

  17. Anonymous8:48 AM

    I am not believing God until Donald Trump proves where he was born. Birth certificate you fool! Lawyer dud is a looser.

    Todd Palin and John McCain

    1. Anonymous9:30 AM

      NJMG said that they asked Palin to take the image down, and only sued once she ignored their request.

  18. Anonymous8:55 AM

    I prefer this version of the Michael Cohen interview. ;)


  19. Anonymous9:08 AM

    Putin won't be happy about all this "god" nonsense, he's made it illegal to talk about that kind of shit in Russia.

  20. Might not be the god but a god...Has anyone checked on that trickster Loki lately?

  21. Anonymous9:12 AM

    He’s back: Keith Olbermann’s premiere episode absolutely eviscerates ‘demonic messiah’ Donald Trump


    1. Anonymous3:13 PM

      Ah, just in time.

      I've missed Keith.

  22. Anonymous9:28 AM

    dRumpf file #70
    "There's seemingly nothing more important to Donald Trump than his net worth."sexed up the 30-year-old developer—"he looks ever so much like Robert Redford"—and parroted his claim that he was worth "more than $200 million." found that Trump's income in 1976 was a grand total of "$24,594, in addition to some payments from family trusts and other assets,"

  23. Anonymous11:36 AM

    Which god?

    Isn't Zeus the one that lives in the clouds? Did he choose Trump? Sorta sounds like him.

    Could also be Odin. But it sounds more like the work of Loki.

    Could also be Shiva, what with Donald's obsession with launching those nukes at someone, anyone.

    Maybe it was Coyote the Trickster. Native Americans getting a little schadenfreude on the invading hoards.

  24. Anonymous11:42 AM

    Democrats are seeking a criminal investigation into Donald Trump's donations.


    "Democrats in Congress want the U.S. attorney general to launch a criminal probe of Donald Trump’s donations to Florida’s top prosecutor, state Attorney General Pam Bondi.

    In a letter sent to U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch on Tuesday, Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee pointed to a $25,000 donation that Trump’s charitable foundation improperly paid to a pro-Bondi group while her office was examining a lawsuit against Trump University. They noted that after the donation was received, Bondi declined to pursue a case against Trump’s controversial real estate seminar program or to join other states’ litigation. They also cited other donations in support of Bondi’s bid for re-election.

    “This fact pattern indicates that these payments may have influenced Mrs. Bondi’s official decision not to participate in litigation against Mr. Trump,” wrote the Democrats, led by Rep. John Conyers (D-Mich.). “A number of criminal statutes would appear to be implicated by this course of conduct,” they argued, pointing to laws against bribery, public corruption and hiding charitable foundation payments from the Internal Revenue Service."

    Remember that footage of him saying he gives to everyone so that when he asks, they are there for him and he gets what he wants?

    Ass, meet bite.

  25. Anonymous2:55 PM

    I am an Alaskan Native and years ago I saw clouds like that that looked like my mother and an aunt. They died a month apart from one another. I saw that as a sign that they were going. They were both so ill.

  26. Anonymous4:47 PM

    I thought George Burns died years ago. Cohen sounds like one on the bottom of the basket of deplorables. "Says Who" Sounds like Trump's speed. OHHH this just in, Ivanka will be stumping with Daddy in front of the public, with cameras running and all! We get to watch Don Drool!!!!!! I can't wait!!!!


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