Sunday, September 25, 2016

Good news folks, Bristol Palin has marriage all figured out now.

Courtesy of Bristol's ghostwritten blog:

My marriage is far from perfect. Dakota and I learn things about each other everyday. Our parents and friends weren’t lying when they warned us that it will be work! I think we both understand that now. 

Nothing has been more difficult, and yet rewarding, than marriage. It reminds me so much of parenting. It’s hard at times, but also the greatest and most precious gift!

Bristol then goes on to offer up some marriage quote pablum that really does not offer anything of any use.

Like this one:


Yeah anybody who thinks that marriage is only about three things has never been married.

Now look I recognize that considering my unfortunate experience with marriage I am the last person to give anybody any advice, however one thing I do know is that after only three months of marriage, you know NOTHING about being married.

And just in case you are wondering why Bristol is working so hard to give the impression that everything in her marriage is going perfectly, it is because the exact opposite appears to be the case.

According to the buzz in Wasilla the honeymoon stage has come to a screeching halt and the fact that they are now stuck with each other has caused more than a little friction between the lovebirds.

And apparently those Gino texts did not help matters much.

However much like Sarah and Todd, Bristol and Dakota are determined not to give any tabloids (Or know it all bloggers) the pleasure of spouting "I told you so's"  so they are working to keep things on the down low in the hopes that everything will work out in the end.

Now before the inevitable trolls slither over here claiming that these are private people and should be left alone, let me remind them that this post is in response to Bristol's post about making a happy marriage.

If she does not want to be ridiculed and called out over her bullshit, then she should resist the urge to give parenting, abstinence, or marriage advice ever again. Because we know better.

Simply put you do not stand in front of your house encased in flames and give your neighbors fire safety tips.

337 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:15 PM

    That's what happens when Mommie Dearest throws together for political purposes what should have never happened in the first place. I wouldn't even call it a whirlwind romance, more like two people playing "house" as kids.

    Trouble in paradise? As Popeye would say, "well, blow me down!" How stupid did they think we were to buy that story?

    -- Married 33 Years

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    1. Anonymous3:14 PM

      Interesting info: The author of that bit of advice she posted, is from India and her marriage was arranged by her parents, and she is very happy with her husband.

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3401439/I-accepted-email-proposal-man-never-met-Woman-reveals-arranged-marriage-led-happily-after.html

      So, do you suppose Bristol knew this and is trying to get to the same "place" with her marriage? Hoping she too will be happy with who was picked for her --- if that is actually what happened?

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    2. Anonymous3:46 PM

      Since Mommie bought the ring because no one else would have her, and she got knocked up, the big wedding that never happened, reception that only $arah attended to be photographed with her bony finger in DUH's face laying the law down about how things were going to be?

      Okay, if you say so. All out of India.
      Alrighty then.

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  2. Anonymous2:16 PM

    Duhkota has been led around by his nose because of the baby, but that stupid little ho he married won't make him any happier in Wasilla than she did in Alaska. He deserves what he gets for having no balls and living off of another man's sweat.

    Bristol's post claims she thinks marriage is hard work but then nobody in her parasitic family knows what hard work even is.

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    1. Anonymous3:08 PM

      Wasilla IS IN Alaska.

      Did you mean Kentucky?

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    2. Anonymous3:09 PM

      Anonymous2:16 PM

      Yes, Bristol is saying that she finally stumbled upon something - marriage - that is indeed hard work.

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    3. Anonymous3:33 PM

      Parenting wasn't hard?

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    4. Anonymous5:36 PM

      She & (ghostrider) gets fined and punished if she doesn't repeat, repeat, repeat the words 'hard work'. It is mandatory.

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  3. Anonymous2:17 PM

    OT?Donald Trump’s father changed the family name from Drumpf to Trump. It was a name change worth billions. Herr Drumpf">"The fact is that Little Donnie Thwimp is something a strict father authoritarian cannot be named because it is a weak childish name!" #Twimpie
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/george-lakoff/a-spoiled-brat-named-litt_b_12184226.html?

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  4. C Jumper2:19 PM

    What Gino texts?

    And if I had to come home to that rug, I'd be suicidal and/or homicidal.

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  5. Anonymous2:22 PM

    She looks super skinny. Gaunt, in fact. Is she okay?

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    1. Anonymous4:11 PM

      phone photo editing gone awry.

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    2. Anonymous5:39 PM

      Her eyes are going bad. Why all the rouge? She is covering up how bad she looks. I thought she looked sick in the above pose.

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  6. Anonymous2:27 PM

    Nothing has been more difficult, and yet rewarding, than marriage.
    ------------
    Especially when you marry a stranger that you have only known for a few weeks and you are both alcoholics with bad tempers.

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  7. Anonymous2:28 PM

    Well, this IS Bristol's last chance to present the illusion of respectability, although we know better. I'll give them a few more months.

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    1. Anonymous3:00 PM

      Maybe why the Levi troll?
      The one that got away and has a LIFE.
      No matter how Brisdull tried to take him down.
      Poor baby; JUST like her mother.

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  8. Anonymous2:31 PM

    Notice to FAKE MOA> Take this Dah>
    “But part of the problem is there are some vets that are moochers and they’re clogging up the system, and we do as taxpayers want to make sure the VA filters out these folks that are pretenders. "
    https://www.rawstory.com/2016/09/boehners-gop-replacement-slurs-veterans-as-moochers-and-pretenders-for-seeking-va-care/

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    1. Anonymous2:49 PM

      Well, the GOP has never supported vets. They want wars, but they do not want anyone coming home mutilated, with PTSD, or needing anything from the government responsible.

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    2. Anonymous5:44 PM

      It is time to fully investigate Track Palin.

      Dakota is enough fake in the Palin family to get by with scamming America.

      What did the military court cost the taxpayers?

      Did Track deserve or earn being able to use that cpurt to get out of his problems with the law?

      How on earth did Track Palin end up as a Sergeant?

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  9. Anonymous2:40 PM

    A different Dakota>
    https://www.yahoo.com/news/university-dakota-investigates-two-separate-203000735.html

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  10. Anonymous2:42 PM

    Seriously you're hateful propaganda is mind numbing. She's never said she has the answers. Unlike liberals apparently. One good thing is she raised her standards and stopped dating douches who made her son cry. I kno she regrets not dumping Gino the day Tripp told her to.

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    1. Anonymous3:07 PM

      The day Tripp told her to?? hahahaha
      So she married a douche instead.
      OH the happiness oozes! Know body language?

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    2. Anonymous3:23 PM

      You don't know dick, Alicia.

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    3. Anonymous3:37 PM

      Oh really, her son had to tell her. What dumb arses.

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    4. Anonymous3:38 PM

      I dunno--that terrible spelling, the hateful ranting--could that be a Palin?

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    5. Anonymous3:44 PM

      That's the problem when you are a Ho and have multiple children out of wedlock, sometimes they just don't want to be your baby daddy or marry a Ho that anyone can have sex with.

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    6. Anonymous4:41 PM

      Where is your mate in this photo with your parents and friends, Alicia?

      http://www.richard-t-hull.com/publications/hull_70th_bday_bk.pdf

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    7. Anonymous5:46 PM

      It is Palin. No one else cares. Not even A.

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  11. Anonymous2:45 PM

    Little liberals little liberals why are you jealous and feel a need to concoct bullshit about two peoples relationship.
    That was supposed to be sung to the weeds theme. But eh.

    But for real, you're just giving her more examples to show people how strong she is to have survived immature bullshit and slander.

    I am happy she has so many good relationships in her life. And his Family's always loved her as does joeys mom still.

    Raise your standards, happiness follows.

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    1. Anonymous3:24 PM

      Alicia, stop talking like you met these people. The restraining order makes that impossible.

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    2. Anonymous3:32 PM

      Talk about concocting bullshit. We at the Immoral Minority bow down to the Bullshit Queen Alicia Manglesdorf!

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    3. Anonymous3:45 PM

      We liberals at least passed 3rd grade English and know how to punctuate. But speaking of Joey, it sure didn't take him long after dumping Barstool to find someone worth marrying did it?

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    4. Anonymous4:01 PM

      Actually Joey's mom cannot stand her and is thrilled about his relationship with Lynn.

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    5. Anonymous5:50 PM

      Joey's mom is stuck with her b/c of the baby girl sailor. Of course, she is happy with Lynn, who is better adjusted. Look how much happier Joey looks now. He went through a great deal of pain when he lost Lucy and the fetus.

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  12. Anonymous2:47 PM

    love her good attitude and compassion. She just wants people to be happy even her slanderers. Maybe if they were happy they wouldn't bully and lie about her while covering up lies in others. All facts. Maybe liberals are jealous it is democrats who ruined Levi and he finally learned that lesson.

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    1. Anonymous3:25 PM

      Democrats. You really need to do a better job of hiding your tells, bitch.

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    2. Anonymous3:46 PM

      Levi was never Barstool's problem. Barstool's problem was she wasn't raised with enough personal morals to not spread her legs for anyone that asked.

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    3. Anonymous4:18 PM

      Alicia do you hate your registered Democrat parents James and Linda Mangelsdorf? Do you enjoy biting the hands that feed you? Without your Democrat parents, you would be on welfare.

      https://voterrecords.com/voter/11531699/james-mangelsdorf

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    4. Anonymous5:51 PM

      That is not Alicia. She is a victim and being used by the Palins.

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    5. Anonymous5:54 PM

      Oh, looky! It's Trina and Tina - the doxxing troll twins!

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    6. Anonymous6:06 PM

      Who was it that 'forced' Bristol to sneak out of her bedroom window to go sleep with Levi at night?Please tell us, Alicia.

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  13. Anonymous2:49 PM

    Love her attitude and not ignoring or forgetting the very real love that made her and Dakota want to make that pretty baby. My aunt and uncle married after 4 weeks and are the best couples on earth. Once you date a doucuebag or two, You know a good man when you meet him.

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    1. Anonymous3:24 PM

      How would you know Alicia?

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    2. Anonymous3:54 PM

      Hey 2:49 When will some puke give your fat, parent dependent ass a go? Since you know so much about the Palins, why don't you write a book, Alicia Mangelsdorf? You will need several ghostwriters, because your writing is atrocious. Don't forget to take your strong meds tonight.

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    3. @ 3:47 PM: Knock off insulting the babies; they aren't responsible for where the stork dropped them.

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  14. Anonymous2:49 PM

    At not even a year of marriage, if "memories of togetherness" is an issue, can we say DONE?

    Didn't Duh post something earlier about sex every night being KEY to rekindling a relationship or whatever? I giggle!

    Some people REALLY need to stay off of social media but they never will. Another point scored for the IM crowd!

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  15. Anonymous2:49 PM

    Nothing funnier than a person who's been playing house for a month giving marital advice. (I won't believe a legal marriage occurred until I see the divorce papers) I can't wait to see how she plays victim when this all blows up in her face. I wonder if she'll ever admit that kid song his?

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  16. Anonymous2:49 PM

    If you feel like you have to justify the existence of your relationship or use words like "work" or "trying" regarding your union then you should just realize this it isn't right and nip it in the bud and move on.

    In my experience you just know right away and if you don't then just swipe left on that and try again with someone else.

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    1. Anonymous3:26 PM

      My husband bought me a shirt that says" Do or Do Not; There is No Try". But I'm not sure if that's true for a marital relationship. Sometimes, you really do have to TRY in order to DO.

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  17. Anonymous2:52 PM

    He definitely a man who knows he's got the best. When a woman is respected she is the best in the world. When a woman is treated poorly, she's called a bitch because he puts her on the defense.

    Nothing is truer. This is good because Dakota would never make her son cry like Italian douche did.

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    1. I am not a woman so perhaps somebody could ell me why Italian douche makes one cry?

      Does it burn or something?

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    2. Anonymous3:13 PM

      Lol

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    3. Anonymous3:26 PM

      Oh Alicia. Get help. Seriously. It's not even entertaining anymore.

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    4. Anonymous3:34 PM

      OMG. Laughing my ass off!!!! The troll is desperate. She knows they are doomed to failure.

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    5. Anonymous3:35 PM

      Perhaps it's like onions, gryphen

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    6. Anonymous3:48 PM

      LOL< she finally found someone that would marry?! ( no real proof of a marriage as ever been found) the town whore.

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    7. Anonymous3:54 PM

      Gryphen, 3:35 is correct - it is the heavy use of onions and garlic in the Italian douches. I personally prefer Mexican douches. Those chili peppers get me all tingly!

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    8. Anonymous4:42 PM

      Nobody else ever made him cry like his terrified screams while his drunken mother was being questioned by Anchorage Police in the middle of the night. Nobody else, only his mother.

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    9. Anonymous4:55 PM

      3:54 PN - LOL

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  18. Anonymous2:52 PM

    Phony fuck!

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  19. Anonymous2:53 PM

    I honestly doubt that they are even married.

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  20. Anonymous2:55 PM

    Way to twist. Way to twist.
    She's always worked hard in relationships. Difference now? She has a good man who makes her happy and doesn't make her cry or piss off her sister with his ill treatment of her. But that's not a topic for a third party who knows none of these people. We have no right to judge or comment on her.

    Wish them well and that sr finally forced Levi's hand by making him learn his biggest lesson.l he should've learned years ago.

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    1. Anonymous3:27 PM

      Alicia, you were bashing that "good man" not FIVE MONTHS AGO.

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    2. Anonymous3:34 PM

      Haha you jest. Wakeup smell the putrid toxic relationship ho.

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    3. Anonymous3:47 PM

      2:55 PM How is it that you CLAIM to know everything about their relationship? Don't you have a restraining order on your ass for stalking the Palins? Are your neighbors safe living next to you at 1050 Bella Vista #208 in St. Augustine, Florida? Your loony ass would scare anybody.

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    4. Anonymous4:39 PM

      I might send Bristol Palin's home address to Alicia Mangelsdorf so that she can go directly there and lick Bristol's ass clean every day in person instead of in here.

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  21. Anonymous2:55 PM

    Just for karmas sake I hope they stay together. Barstool found someone just as shallow,worthless & and deceitful as her. They sooo deserve each other.

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    1. Anonymous4:00 PM

      Ayup.

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    2. Anonymous4:26 PM

      Yep, they are stuck with each other now. As long as they both lust after fame and free money they will have to stay together.

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  22. Anonymous2:58 PM

    Yeah, you've got it all figured out there missy. Good luck with continued success in dealing with what's to come.

    42 years happily married and looking forward to, hopefully, many more. Still learning more about being married every day.

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  23. Anonymous3:01 PM

    The fact that they are trying so hard to sell thei marriage and pass along homey words of wisdom makes it look fake, they are trying TOO hard, maybe they are dreaming of another reality tv show.

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    1. Anonymous3:29 PM

      Getting a reality tv show may be her definition of what would make the marriage 'rewarding.'

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    2. Anonymous3:35 PM

      It has to sell first to those with money to back it. It won't, just like Palin Rules didn't. No one wants to see them; it will bomb.

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    3. Anonymous3:43 PM

      As badly as "Life's a Tripp" did, no network or production company will ever put up the money for her again.

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    4. Anonymous4:25 PM

      Bristol's agent did his best to shop her around several times. I guess without the free million bucks from the people of Alaska Bristol doesn't look quite so interesting to the producers of excruciating television.

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  24. Anonymous3:01 PM

    Remember that time Gino threw a snowball at her 3 yr olds face then laughed? Sure she had him calm quickly because she ls nurturing but I'm glad her standards have been raised.

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    1. Anonymous3:29 PM

      Remember that time the Palin's took a restraining order out on you?

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    2. Anonymous3:42 PM

      Yeeeeee Haaaawwwww!!!

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    3. Anonymous3:50 PM

      Remember when Duhkota didn't believe her latest spawn was his? And he demanded a paternity test?

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    4. Anonymous4:23 PM

      Remember when Bristol Palin made Tripp Johnston call Gino 'DADDY'? Remember when Tripp Johnston cried and Bristol Palin told him that she would get him another daddy? It was on national television, I'm sure you must have seen it, a dedicated stalker like you.

      The real Bristol Palin is filth. And she was raised to be filth.

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  25. Anonymous3:02 PM

    DING...DING>>...DING>>...
    Gaydar alert, gaydar alert...gaydar alert

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  26. Anonymous3:05 PM

    Gryphen is your goal to illustrate yourself as the most bitter man in America? Because the way you disparage and slander happy people makes you that. Accept. They have a good relationship. They both know they have it good and feel lucky to have their perfect mate.

    Isn't that all of our goals? Or are you really bitter and in denial that in reality you've helped victimize her for years now.

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    1. Anonymous3:36 PM

      Slander! Alicia is using all her old favorite tonight!

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    2. Anonymous3:39 PM

      She's never been a victim. She's definitely been a victimizer!!!!

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    3. Anonymous3:42 PM

      @3:05 PM You don't have a perfect mate, that blow-up doll is not real.

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  27. Anonymous3:07 PM

    So glad she finally found a real man with integrity who isn't needy. Apparently it's hard to find up there. Fate smiles at destiny.

    I love how this woman just wishes people well and that they all find happiness. Also love her genuineness.

    There. That should humanize this thread filled with Hitler's.

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    1. Anonymous3:39 PM

      You clearly don't know the first thing about this bitch. Get help.

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    2. Anonymous3:40 PM

      BWAHAHAHAHAHA.......

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    3. Anonymous3:51 PM

      She finally found a man that was stupid enough to marry the Wasilla whore.

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    4. Anonymous4:21 PM

      She finally found a man with balls small enough to fit into her very tight jeans pocket.

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  28. Anonymous3:10 PM

    She was lucky to have found a good man at such a young age and not have to date lots of people. Millions aren't as lucky. In the stars. I remember Dakota and his friend talking way back saying he couldn't believe such a compassionate woman existed with a big accepting heart. She sure didn't have to wait long to find mr right. Dakotas friend ls couldn't believe a Elma could ever make him settle. But they love her.

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    1. Anonymous3:38 PM

      You remember Dakota and his friends talking? Oh. My. God.

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    2. Anonymous3:40 PM

      @3:10 Have you forgotten about all of the Trial Daddies who visited Bristol's happy ending? You are an insane bitch.

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    3. Anonymous3:51 PM

      Remember when Duhkota's friends told him to get a paternity test because Bristol is such a whore?

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    4. Anonymous3:59 PM

      @3:10 Have you forgotten about all of the medications you are supposed to be taking. You are an insane bitch, like 3:40 said.

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    5. Anonymous4:19 PM

      She took Dakota away from his friends. Far away.

      Your lies are becoming really troubling, Alicia.

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  29. Anonymous3:14 PM

    I recall people writing how happy they looked leaving the courthouse.

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    1. Anonymous3:38 PM

      No you don't

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    2. Anonymous4:10 PM

      Which courthouse, Alicia? No one talks to you, you are insane.

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    3. Anonymous4:11 PM

      Do the voices in @3:14's head count?

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    4. Anonymous4:17 PM

      You most certainly do not. I saw one wedding picture in Bristol's house and they look as pose-y as ever, not bursting with joy at all.

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  30. Anonymous3:17 PM

    We'll see how long Dakota can handle the emasculation. Her house, her furniture, her town. He can't be happy.

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    1. Anonymous4:16 PM

      He had to give up everything- his job, his business, his home, his family, his friends, his future- because that's the way Bristol wants it.

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    2. Anonymous6:07 PM

      It's his friend's business. Derpkota doesn't work. Its just a front.

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  31. Anonymous3:19 PM

    Molly and Lauren in particular were over the moon when they got engaged. They know better than anyone how poorly treated she's been and they were excited for a broader future living outside Alaska. Thin is it's hard to not live near your amazing family.

    Glad they never forgot their love though. High school relationships don't work because it's impossible to know another person at that age. You should never marry before 24 and until you've been through hell with a bad man who treats you like shit.

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    1. Anonymous3:38 PM

      Trolling must be lucrative, otherwise you are the biggest fool on the internet.

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    2. Anonymous3:40 PM

      Gryphen, seriously. Track Alicia down, get her parents to commit her. She's a danger.

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    3. Anonymous4:14 PM

      3:19, I married my high school sweetheart at 19.
      4 decades later and NOW you tell me it won't work!
      Darn.

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  32. Anonymous3:29 PM

    Gryphen, I think you may have broken Alicia. Not nice!

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    1. Anonymous3:41 PM

      Yup, she seems to vomit some drivel every two minutes!

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    2. Anonymous3:47 PM

      LOL

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  33. Anonymous3:33 PM

    Old fat fart. Hahaha no Levi handsome.

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  34. Anonymous3:37 PM

    No marriage will last if you think it's "just like parenting". Does Dakota act like a child?

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  35. Anonymous3:40 PM

    WTF??!! Shouldn't they be in a honeymoon period still?
    If they are having issues they need to work on now then their "supposed" marriage isn't going to last long.
    Of course Sara told her to marry Duh so she would maybe escape being called a Ho. No dice Barstool, you are still a 'Ho and tRump isn't setting up your Mommy with a cushy job.

    My prediction is that she will be knocked up with another man's baby in less than a year.

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  36. Anonymous3:42 PM

    Well Mo Do, You go girl..
    https://www.facebook.com/1525929221068833/photos/a.1555440228117732.1073741828.1525929221068833/1675638439431243/?type=3&theater

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  37. Anonymous3:43 PM

    Love how she helps people by providing meme inspiration that could turn a bad day around. Refreshing in a world where immature and envious bloggers dedicate their lives to trashing perpetually happy people.

    They could've easily gotten legitimate media (not inside edition) to pay for a massive wedding. They didn't. Either time. And they're young so they're lucky to have found this happiness. Neither has had a ton of relationships.

    Wish them well. Don't continue to prove her right by showing how classless liberals are.

    People who come from good families and had parents with strong relationships aren't afraid of getting married.

    And she's never had to have a baby to make it happen.

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    1. Anonymous3:50 PM

      Does this bullshit actually make sense and sound clever in your head? Because I can assure, it is neither.

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    2. Anonymous3:56 PM

      Fuck. Off. You. Are. Babbling. Again.

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    3. Anonymous3:58 PM

      This is satire right?

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    4. Anonymous4:07 PM

      You mean after 4 babies Bristol finally found a fool to marry her? 2006 pregnancy, 2007 pregnancy, 2010 dwts pregnancy(the only contestant to gain weight during competition)2015 pregnancy(Sailor born November 4, 2015) and she is pregnant now. Bristol will have enough babies to start a basketball team.

      http://jezebel.com/5791915/did-sarah-palin-carry-out-the-biggest-hoax-in-american-political-history

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    5. Anonymous4:13 PM

      If she'd had a big wedding she'd have to invite Dakota's family. So she didn't.

      You always ranting about "libs" includes your sick elderly parents, you misbegotten whelp.

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    6. Anonymous4:23 PM

      @4:07 that would be 6-6-6 BIRTHED babies KEEP UP!

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    7. Anonymous4:32 PM

      4:07 That is some deep dodo..Jezebel Rocks..
      "One of the only American journalists who looked into the story, Andrew Sullivan, suggests that we may have witnessed one of the greatest frauds in history. " DRUMPFs WILL BE PRODIGIOUSLY GREATER then the Wasillabullies.

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    8. Anonymous6:02 PM

      Coming from an old heifer still living off her elderly parents. One unemployed bum stalking another.

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  38. Anonymous3:48 PM

    Dakota looks like he is anxious to watch a game on TV and is wondering how look is it going to take to get the mandated photo. Bristol looks stiff and unnatural with the cheek kiss. No hands, no arms. There was so much more warmth with the George Bush/Michelle Obama hug then there is in this happy marriage photo.

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    1. Anonymous3:58 PM

      You're cute with your weird photo comments.

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    2. Anonymous3:58 PM

      People can't give what they don't have. Michelle Obama received a lot of love at home and she radiates love. Bristol gives off judgement and insecurity vibes.

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    3. Anonymous4:11 PM

      So forced. Whenever you see these two they're posing. You never see them out to dinner or at a weekend market or on a boat like normal people. Just posing at home.

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    4. Anonymous4:15 PM

      Looks like she is leaving him to go shopping, purse in hand. It is odd that newlyweds aren't more into the hugging and eye contact, or the natural glowing smiles when they look at each other. Looks like Al and Peg Bundy stage of marriage.

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  39. Anonymous3:51 PM

    Good relationship: private and personal vow enchange

    Shallow likely fake relationship: invite inside edition to film vow exchange

    Even Kim kardashian excluded media cameras from her ceremony.

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    1. Anonymous4:09 PM

      Hushed marriage so Bristol didn't have to invite HIS family.

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    2. Anonymous4:15 PM

      How would you know dick about relationships, you crazy bitch?

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    3. Anonymous4:22 PM

      Ironic that you always drag Kim K into the Bristol"convo". I always think of Bristol as a cheap imitation of Kim. And, considering that I think of Kim as a media whore....

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    4. Anonymous5:57 PM

      The only thing brissles has in common with Kim is lots of plastic surgery. Nothing more. Give it up,b.,your in your twenties,not 14 yrs. old.

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  40. Anonymous3:52 PM

    D and B just keep getting stronger.

    Liberals keep getting nastier and more irrational.

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    1. Anonymous4:08 PM

      If they were a strong couple they would have married last year.

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    2. ibwilliamsi4:12 PM

      All three months of their marriage is so impressive, given their 8 week courtship in 2014 before he knocked her up. Not.

      Talk to us again in 3 years and let's see how they're doing (said the lady who's been married 31 years to the man she dated for 3 years first), you miserable teenager.

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    3. Anonymous4:14 PM

      I really wouldn't sit in judgement of rational if I were you, you mixed bag of nuts.

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    4. Anonymous4:16 PM

      I'm not sure what political leanings have to do with celebrity gossip. Do you wear a tinfoil hat too?

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    5. Anonymous4:23 PM

      Nah, realistic.
      Thanks for playing.

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  41. Anonymous3:58 PM

    Sometimes the person we've known the shortest amount of time knows us better than the person who's known us 10 years.

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      Idiot.

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    2. ibwilliamsi4:13 PM

      Keep telling yourself that.

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    3. Anonymous4:16 PM

      Are you reading from a box of Fortune cookies?

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    4. Anonymous4:17 PM

      And sometimes not. Especially when one is hiding a marriage and the other (still) doesn't know who the daddy is.

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    5. Anonymous4:31 PM

      Sometimes a man is so desperate for a beard that he doesn't care if he marries a whore.

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  42. Anonymous4:02 PM

    I have to say this because there are way too many hateful, stupid people talking here. but I love Bristol's big heart. She is so happy Joey, who was the first person she dated whom she trusted, is happy. She did feel awful he was still holding on after she disconnected from him before the New Year. But she is glad he found happiness because he's a good man. They also still share the same friends of course and those people are happy for both Joey and Bristol.

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    1. ibwilliamsi4:13 PM

      What a loser you are.

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    2. Anonymous4:19 PM

      Alicia, don't act like you haven't already posted 50 times in this thread. Do you seriously think you're fooling anyone?

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    3. Anonymous4:20 PM

      All I got from that was, "She did feel awful he was still holding on after she disconnected from him before the New Year". I assume you mean she made him pull out before midnight so she could get back to the party?

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    4. Anonymous4:31 PM

      I think you mean her big stretched out vagina.
      But come on Alicia, if you can be trolling the internet all day you would think you would be mentally stable to get a job so your parents don't have to support your lazy ass. Or are we tax payers sending you a crazy check every month?

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    5. Anonymous4:31 PM

      If you weren't here posting your stupid shit every time they are mentioned, the uneducated might believe the crap you're selling. OH how you hate Gryph!

      When the divorce comes, and it will, don't expect it to Brangelina type news as much as you'd like it to be. It won't be.

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  43. Anonymous4:06 PM

    Is that a picture of Bristol missing her platonic male babysitter on the cheek after telling him the kids bedtimes, emergency numbers, where the snacks are, and what time she will be home? Because it looks like she is dressed and ready to hit the bars and he is ready to hit the couch for a night of TV watching.
    "See ya later, hon. Don't wait up."

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    1. Anonymous4:21 PM

      sure looks like it to me, this isn't a happy couple photo, it's a "it's your turn to watch the kids, because I am out of here".

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  44. Anonymous4:11 PM

    I personally enjoy her inspirational posts. While marriages are all different and no one can judge one from the outside (only the two people can comment), she has a good head on her shoulders and she just needed to find a mature man with goals who isn't using her for money. She's not even wealthy. Her ex from several years ago was a HUGE spender, probably bigger than Levi. She was basically him mom when she'd tell him to be more conservative with his credit card.

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    1. Anonymous5:06 PM

      Take the computer to your mother and have her explain to us why she funds your sickness.

      Better than her having to tell a judge.

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    2. Anonymous5:06 PM

      Alicia, you look so lonely in these photos. Where was your date? Are your elderly parents your only friends? Do they know that you hate them because they are Democrats?

      http://www.richard-t-hull.com/publications/hull_70th_bday_bk.pdf

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  45. Anonymous4:13 PM

    Bristol and Dakota, two positive people, one happy life. I love how he was honest about how he thought hed never be happy again until he met her. And she's always been good at staying happy. Marriage is 110/110%. They've both known that from the beginning. She doesn't half ass things.

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    1. Anonymous5:07 PM

      Bull, he had a beautiful girlfriend that dumped him right before he met Palin.

      Even you know that. She is beautiful on the inside and out, and she is smart. And she dumped him. Probably because he's a drunkard, I dunno.

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    2. Anonymous5:11 PM

      Marriage is not 110/110%. It's a commitment of loyalty based on love. You'll never find that out for yourself, so stop pretending you've ever even been near a man.

      I never see love in any of their stiff self-publicity pictures. Or in their cheap unoriginal words. Just self-marketing to sad little psychopaths like you, Alica.

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    3. Anonymous5:46 PM

      A little reminder here. Dakota was married when he was 19 years old. He never wrote about being married in his biography. It is doubtful that Bristol (and Sarah) knew about Dakota's previous marriage or if he was divorced. That might have been one of the reasons that Bristol ran home from Kentucky 1 week before she was supposed to be married in May, 2015. We had not seen any photos of Dakota with any other women. Oops, one girl in a college dorm photo. And a note from the girl friend of his ex-wife describing how they had taken care of him after he got out of rehab. Rehab? He never talked about that, either. So much for Dakota's secrets.

      Bristol may have had her own secret. Bristol was with Sarah at the end of January in Las Vegas, 2015, when Sarah and Dakota held up the FU Michael Moore sign. If may have been Sarah's plan for Dakota and Bristol to hook up that weekend, to be followed by a quickie engagement. That would fit the birth of the November 4 baby. And, if Bristol was discovering that Dakota had been married before and never said anything about it, Dakota may have started counting on his fingers and toes to figure out how far along Bristol was compared to when they first got together. If Dakota didn't count on his fingers and toes, his female relatives knew how to do that. That might have been a problem too.

      What I'd like to know is what brought Dakota up to Alaska? At first, Bristol did everything she could to keep him away.Suddenly, he was visiting, and in another minute, they were married. No cake, no dress, nothing special at all, just the posed photos where Bristol showed the original rings that Sarah bought in 2015. What's the big hurry? Another baby needs a daddy? Bristol can't have a house full of babes without being married. There are still a lot of unexplained issues in that relationship.

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  46. Anonymous4:24 PM

    Alicia is having a breakdown right before our eyes.
    There is a picture of her with Sarah and Bristol in Disney World. They are friends and there is no restraining order.
    When Alicia gets going like this it is because of the cognitive dissonance of her craziness. She is in love with Bristol, but she can't be because...gay...wrong....so she goes apeshit defending "true" hetersexual love lmao!!!!

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  47. Anonymous4:26 PM

    The worst boyfriends in the world are the ones who call women bitches because said boyfriends put their gfs in a defensive position with typical male douchebag actions.

    So glad Bristol found a good man who knows how to treat people and who doesn't lie. And I love how their desire for a baby came after their desire to marry.

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    1. Anonymous4:42 PM

      Came after?????
      Where have you been? Under a rock?

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    2. Anonymous5:01 PM

      4:26 PM They met in February, 2015, Sailor was born November 4, 2015 so who is Sailor's Daddy if their desire for a baby that required a DNA test came after their desire to get married? You are as stupid as the Palins.

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    3. Anonymous5:19 PM

      You know nothing about boyfriends, you've never had one and you never will.

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  48. Anonymous4:29 PM

    Body language, how to tell if a man likes you. Dakota doesn't pass the "I'm interested" test."

    http://visihow.com/Tell_by_a_Man's_Body_Language_if_He_Likes_You

    In your next photo, be sure that Dakota does at least 5 of these things.

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  49. Half of these comments are from Alicia. BTW Alicia you do not know any of the Palins

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    1. Anonymous4:52 PM

      I just HOOT! I don't care who is posting, troll or otherwise. The more they post, including Palin/Meyer social media, the more stupid they look. Brains were obviously not God given and they just can't let it go that they've been tossed to the curb.

      About time, but funny to watch them dance for it, and BOY do they! How pathetic.

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  50. Anonymous4:46 PM

    "A promise never to give up on each other"


    With Bristol's numerous experiences of being given up on, I can see why Bristol often tells that to Duhkota.

    Levi gave up on Bristol not once but twice and she has passionately vowed to make his life a living hell. Levi eventually found peace and love with the beautiful Sunny.

    Ben was next to give up on Bristol after he found out that Bristol was pregnant, but not before asking Bristol if it was his fetus.

    Bristol vowed abstinence after being dumped by Levi and labeled herself the struggling single mother until... It appears she was abstinent until she missed the dick and then went onto the Trial Husbands phase of her life. Gino became the next dick (first Trial Husband) until he dumped her. But before Gino gave up on her, Bristol treated Gino to the Bristol Rides at Disneyland.

    It was a very short time before Joey became the next Trial Husband. What attracted Joey to Bristol? Was it hoohah? Connection to Todd? Being with the daughter of Sarah Palin helped elevate his business image? Bristol was in love with Joey, how do we know? Joey was treated to the Most Grateful Place On Earth at Disneyland and it's your guess, was it between Bristol's legs at Disneyland? And like the others, Joey gave up on her.

    It was sad that Bristol started posting for a Lumbersexual whose woody smelled like wood. Bristol get off the keyboard and pay attention to your son.

    Then there was Medal of Honor Duhkota. Did Sarah wet her panties at a chance of pimping her daughter out (not for money) to Bristol which would renew Sarah's image with a Medal of Honor medal in the family? Was Duhkota tricked into bareback riding and badabing badaboo Bristol had him trapped with Sailor? Things went south as Duhkota wanted to make sure he was the one being trapped and didn't want to take care of somebody else's baby. A lot of comment was out there that Sailor looked like a biracial baby. So off to court he went demanding a DNA test.

    So if you were a clingy girl with Bristol's history, would you be preaching to the only guy who would marry you after all those other guys not to give up on you?

    This site information are things on the internet. If I'm wrong I apologize and hope someone will correct the record once and for all.

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      You left out the part where she was banging Levi again in 2010 while she was being abstinent. Remember the fake 'engagement'? Bristol Palin was indeed banging her brains out.

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    2. Don't forget the DAncing With The Stars period when she was shacked up with two brothers . . . was she making the beast with two backs with both of them?

      Then there is her whoring around with The Exotic Russian . . . the one-night stands in Vegas, the dalliances with AKAftahDark.

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  51. Anonymous4:47 PM

    Holy shit Gryphen LMAO you really sent the troll/s over the edge with this post!

    Was it ever verified they were actually really married?

    No doubts the buzz in Wasilla is 110% accurate the way the twat is panicking trying to save face LMAO!!!!

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  52. Anonymous4:51 PM

    Looking at that picture makes me want to throw up. That was one desperate lonely girl. Does Dakota know where her mouth has been? Dude what she does to you somebody else had to give her the experience. Well at least you let her kiss you on the cheeks and not on your lips. I give you some credit.

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  53. Anonymous4:56 PM

    That's what you call love. Take a DNA test before I have to marry you.

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  54. I suspect Duhkota is regretting his decision and he's now torn between hanging in there and enduring life in Wasilla, or, ditching Bristol and Alaska, packing up the kid, and going back home to ol' Kaintucky.

    Look at what we have seen about Dakota:
    -- shooting
    -- driving off-road race cars
    -- speaking at various Marine Corps events

    Bristol is not into any of this . . . she's a spoiled brat, high-school dropout with below average intelligence and very low self-esteem. Her six or so shackups are a mark of low-esteem -- she's tryng to find someone who loves her because it's clear she got no attention from her parents.

    Meanwhile, Dakota longs for the hills of Kentucky and his family.

    I lived and worked in Central Appalachia for years . . . I know the strength of ties to family and place these people have. I can imagine Dakota receives regular phone calls from his family pleading with him to "bring that grandbaby home with you."

    Bristol's comments make it clear the honeymoon is over and they'll be separated in six months.

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    1. Anonymous5:19 PM

      Six or so shack ups doesn't mean Bristol has low self-esteem. Like father and brother, maybe even mother, those people screw like rats. According to former prostitute Shailey Tripp, Bristol's father was not only her lover but her pimp. Either Willow is different or learned to use condoms or birth control pills after seeing how miserable Bristol's life turned out to be?

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    2. Anonymous5:23 PM

      He won't get fat with the baby in tow, since he's not the father.

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    3. Anonymous5:31 PM

      Duh can travel on business and he only needs to return to the prison to pose for happy family and wifey/hub promotions. He needs to be a father more than the Palins need him. As long as he has signed the right papers it would be fine with Barstool to play the victim.

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    4. Anonymous5:33 PM

      Bristol does seem to have one interest, herself and how she looks. That includes looking like Kim Kardashian instead of her original self. Her outfit doesn't look as it it belongs in Wasilla or Anchorage. She is dressing for Hollywood. In the instagram, she is wearing the same expensive Loubotin shoe-boots that Sarah wore to the SNL 40th Anniversary. Really, with a short white skirt (or are they shorts and the fly away jacket) while Dakota looks ready to catch fish or chop wood. Bristol poses for photos and is all about appearance. She doesn't seem to have any depth. Neither does Dakota.

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  55. Anonymous5:09 PM

    Bristol or being the daughter of Sarah Palin seems to bring out these kind of feelings from the guy's families she brings home. Not to mention Britta Hanson-Palin's parents must be thrilled that Britta and Kayla Grace left Track Palin before he bust her up like he did Jordan Loewe who is pregnant with Sarah's granddaughter.

    Daily Mail - Bristol Palin has yet to confirm her former war hero fiancé is the father of her unborn child.

    But whatever the single mum decides to do in the future, she might not get the warmest of welcomes from the family of her ex, Dakota Meyer.

    'We don't ever talk about Bristol Palin,' said Meyer's grandfather Dwight when asked about the pregnancy announcement.

    'We don't ever discuss her in this family.'

    His harsh words follow a turbulent month for the Meyers, who were that convinced Bristol - daughter of former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin - was destined to become part of their family.

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    1. Anonymous5:29 PM

      Thinking about the Palin Family, there will soon be another addition, Track's newest baby courtesy of Jordan Loewe. I assume that Jordan is about to deliver Track's baby in October. She could have had other encounters. They were supposed to be fighting because Jordan talked about a former boy friend. Another baby in that family is not always a blessing. And speaking of another baby, does Bristol look pregnant in her recent photos? It's better to have married someone in May when that baby arrives at the end of the year.

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  56. I don't want to DOX Alicia here on IM so whoever is attempting that knock it off please.

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    1. Anonymous5:21 PM

      I had to look up DOX

      DOX
      verb informal
      search for and publish private or identifying information about (a particular individual) on the Internet, typically with malicious intent.
      "hackers and online vigilantes routinely dox both public and private figures"

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  57. Anonymous5:17 PM

    briansladyx3 posts this same embarrassing obsessed stalker crap all over Bristol and Dakota's Instagram accounts. She also posts at c4p. Even they usually ignore her. Sad and pathetic.

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      She posts on Malia Litman's blog too. Changes screen James, but the content is a dead giveaeay.

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  58. Anita Winecooler5:20 PM

    IT would have a lot more impact if she included their wedding photo. Marriage IS hard work, and that's why this "newly hitched" moron has no clue what's ahead. The operative words are "hard work" and we all know the Palins are allergic to hard work. But nice try, whoever you are!!!! Wedding Photos???? Marriage License? Who was the best man, maid of honor? What color was Dahkota's Tuxedo? Were the duck folks in the wedding? Nancy French? RAM? Marina?

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  59. Anonymous5:23 PM

    What happened to Sarah Palin's 'HERE COMES DA JUDGE' show?

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  60. Anonymous5:24 PM

    The first thing Sarah should have taught her kids before they started walking was how to use birth control. Too late now.

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      Did Sarah's parents teach her and her siblings how to use them?

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  61. Anonymous5:26 PM

    Did anyone ever see a marriage license/

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  62. Anonymous5:35 PM

    Nope,just another palin lie. Ho hum,what's new?

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  63. Anonymous5:39 PM

    Kellyanne Conway
    Donald Trump's campaign manager.

    WE ARE NOT PIGS

    https://youtu.be/bj8M7GCwn8A

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      She looks like one.

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  64. Anonymous5:41 PM

    The more they cry out, 'it isn't this way," the truer it is. Ask anyone educated in it. Textbook.

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  65. Anonymous5:50 PM

    Some said Bristol is borderline retarded and some claimed she was smart in high school before hooking up with Wasilla High School hockey star Levi. Now you're saying Bristol banged her brains out when she was with Levi? Dang Levi you must have one long member to have banged her brains out of her head.


    Anonymous said 5:16 PM
    You left out the part where she was banging Levi again in 2010 while she was being abstinent. Remember the fake 'engagement'? Bristol Palin was indeed banging her brains out.

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  66. Anonymous5:54 PM

    Before Duhkota married Bristol he should have taken a flashlight and checked out how hard she was ridden and put away wet.

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  67. Anonymous6:06 PM

    I wonder if Sarah told Track he should have Jordan Loewe's baby's DNA checked before he proposes and entitles Jordan to his share of his inheritance?

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