My favorite part:
Think of it like this: Ethical failings in a politician are like raisins in a cookie ... They shouldn't be there. They disgust people. But most politicians have at least a few raisins. Hillary arguably has more raisins than average. There's probably 10 of these little fuckers in there … But [Trump] is a fucking raisin monsoon! He is ethically compromised to an almost unprecedented degree. So if you don't like raisins, I get it – they're disgusting. But unfortunately, this November, you're gonna have to swallow 10 or we're all going to be eating this shit for years.
I hate raisins so this was the perfect metaphor.
And that is really it.
Sure Hillary Clinton has done some things which can be interpreted as shady. But when you really examine them, there is really very little or nothing scandalous to be found.
However Donald Trump is so unbelievably corrupt, manipulative, and full of shit that you become exhausted when reading about his numerous and never ending scandals.
There really is no choice here.
Only one of these people should ever even be considered for a job in politics, especially for the most important political job on the planet.