Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Here is a brief mental health break for today. Stephen Colbert helps President Obama with his resume.

The rest of the day is going to be chick full of upsetting news stories and of course tonight is the last debate between Hillary Clinton and that guy who already lost the election but doesn't know it, so I just felt that this would be a nice respite.

P.S. If that is not enough to engage your funny bone there is also the fact that Colbert is on the TV censor's shit list for drawing a Venn diagram for all of the Trump conspiracies.

48 comments:

  1. Caroll Thompson2:04 PM

    OT OT OT: Just heard on chris hayes on MSNBC that Sarah Palin is an invited guest for the debate tonight. The reporter heard it from the campaign it was reported.

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    1. Anonymous2:37 PM

      LOL.

      In what way is that supposed to rattle Hillary?

      Sounds like Trump is just offering debate tickets as payback for services rendered or some such shit. She certainly won't be sitting in the family box. Maybe he'll put her next to Obama's brother. That will be a hoot.

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  2. Anonymous2:05 PM

    And a special guest too. Yip pee

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  3. Anonymous2:05 PM

    Sorry, OT, but Hallie Jackson on MSNBC just said that word is Sarah Palin was invited to be a Trump guest tonight.

    I wonder if she'll wear Bristol's slit-sleeved white dress again.

    That is weird? What can Scarah possibly bring to the debate? Trump already has the crazies supporting him no matter what.

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    1. Anonymous2:37 PM

      I just saw this also on ABC.

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    2. Anonymous3:38 PM

      I read that "slut-sleeved".

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    3. Anonymous3:48 PM

      slut-sleeved, indeed.

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    4. Anonymous5:48 PM

      It looks like the woman is borrowing someone's clothes again, it looks like she borrowed them from a second-hand-store....SMH

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  4. Anonymous2:15 PM

    O/T. CNN now reporting that Sarah Palin will be a guest of Trump at the debate tonight.

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    1. Anonymous4:17 PM

      Yeah. My wish came true. Need more pictures of those two relating.

      What woman is more an expert on 'boy talk'? She has all that 'locker room' experience with her long career in sports.

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  5. Anonymous2:21 PM

    MSNBC just reported that Snowdrift Snooky is invited to tonight's debate.

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    1. Anonymous3:04 PM

      Live crowd booes when Chris Matthews announces Sarah Palin is going to attend debate.
      (Fun fact: Chris Matthews is 6 months older than Trump!)

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  6. Cracklin Charlie2:22 PM

    Sarah's going to the party in Vegas tonight??? Is this for real?

    Enjoy your Palin Curse, Assface!

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    1. Anonymous4:12 PM

      We hope it is for reals. We are hearing there is a planned brawl.

      What a dumb idea if you don't invite Track, Bristol and Willow with Tripp wondering around drinking beer in 'traffic' like air strip, like they did it in Anchorage.

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  7. Anonymous2:31 PM

    With this invite of Sarah.. confirms what Michael Moore says, Trump doesn't really want this, so he is having a major temper tantrum along the way and inviting all the crazies to join in. There can be no other reason. I am sure Hillary is laughing her ass off with this invite.

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    1. Anonymous2:39 PM

      Michael Moore has a little October Surprise of his own.

      He'll be debuting his movie "Trumpland" either this week or next week.

      I can't wait.

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    2. Anonymous3:10 PM

      2:39 pm - I'm sure I read that he debuted it last night.

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    3. Anonymous3:24 PM

      @2:39, Trumpland is opening today in NY and LA!!

      https://twitter.com/MMFlint/status/788806438084804609
      Here it is! Opens today in NY & LA - but EVERYONE in the US will have access to it in the next 48 hrs. Stay tuned!

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    4. Anonymous3:41 PM

      http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/10/19/michael-moore-s-top-secret-trump-documentary-revealed-depress-the-trump-vote.html

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  8. Anonymous2:41 PM

    OT just saw a Facebook post regarding fund raising for Trump. I offered some Russian rubles, figured they would come in handy for his move after the elections.

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  9. O/T - Religious Right Now Judgment-Free, Thanks to Donald Trump
    By Jonathan Chait
    "The moral majority is now the immoral minority."

    Sorry, that term is TAKEN! and we are judgmental! (in a good way).

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/10/religious-right-now-judgment-free-thanks-to-donald-trump.html

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  10. Anonymous2:44 PM

    Our President has such a great sense of humor.

    And Colbert has really come into his own finally. I couldn't believe he tried to get away with that venn diagram schtick. Or that the censors let him go for so long before blurring it. The audience took a look at the arrangement of words and the big D and knew exactly where it was going as soon as he drew the first circle. It was actually a funnier bit with the blurring. I'm wondering if the censors even blurred it or if the Colbert show did it themselves.

    Man, I can't wait to see what he comes up with tonight.

    BTW my Mother (the Republican) has been watching Colbert now that David Letterman is off. I'm wondering if he has been influencing her. She's not voting for Trump, not even in the primaries. I've always said the biggest tool we have in the box to fight Trump are the late night shows and SNL. (My parents don't get HBO) Humor will do more to undermine Trump than anything else.

    If Trump were to win, he would never do an interview like Obama did with Colbert. Hillary would, but she wouldn't be a funny. But she'd be open and game to try.

    I think that is the fundamental difference in the two parties. One has a sense of humor and one doesn't. Once can laugh at itself and the other can't and you don't dare laugh AT them.

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    1. Anonymous3:50 PM

      Yeah. And I've seen her funny, but BO is the best. Trump, many on TV have said over the past week, never laughs. He cracks a smile now and then when his fans are at their most ridic, but you never see him just relaxed and having a good time and able to laugh at anything.

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  11. Very funny. I doubt there will never be another President as charming, gracious or funny. Obviously very smart, too.

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    1. Anonymous4:11 PM

      +100

      There hasnt been one before so it's very unlikely there'll be another.

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  12. Anonymous2:53 PM

    HRC's Health ?
    Andrea Mitchell< Such a MEDIA WHORE.
    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/andrea-mitchell-is-hillary-clinton-doping-at-debate-to-cover-a-problem-with-her-health/

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  13. Anonymous2:54 PM

    So, will there be a drunken brawl on the Vegas Strip after the debate tonight?

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    1. Anonymous3:20 PM

      Can't wait!

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  14. Anonymous2:59 PM

    WTF May he be a "NO SHOW"?
    http://www.politicususa.com/2016/10/19/trump-skips-debate-walk-mope-hotel-room.html

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  15. Anonymous3:02 PM

    Always good to have $arah at the death of your campaign. She's more than familiar with "choking in the fourth."

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    1. Anonymous4:07 PM

      ++++++++++++++

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  16. Anonymous3:30 PM

    $arah invited? From a quantum physics POV, this is truly, hysterically funny.

    Oh, and fuck Mitch McConnell and all his ilk. Yeah, Newt, you.

    GeorgiaPeach

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    1. Anonymous3:40 PM

      Love Georgia Peaches!

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  17. Anonymous3:50 PM

    This is from today's wikileaks. 10/17/16.
    WIKILEAKS reveals the truth about Benghazi:

    So here's the REAL story. Amb. Stevens was sent to Benghazi post haste in order to retrieve US made Stinger missiles supplied to Ansar al Sharia without Congressional oversight or permission. Hillary brokered the deal through Stevens and a private arms dealer named Marc Turi. Then some of the shoulder fired missiles ended up in Afghanistan used against our own military. It was July 25th, 2012 when a Chinook helicopter was taken down by one of our own Stingers, but the idiot Taliban didn't arm the missile and the Chinook didn't explode, but had to land anyway. An ordnance team recovered the serial number off the missile which led back to a cache of Stingers being kept in Qatar by the CIA. Obama and Hillary were now in full panic mode and Stevens was sent in to retrieve the rest of the Stingers. This was a "do-or-die" mission, which explains the stand down orders given to multiple commando teams. It was the State Dept, not the CIA that supplied them to our sworn enemies, because Petraeus wouldn't supply these deadly weapons due to their potential use on commercial aircraft. Then, Obama threw Gen. Petraeus under the bus after he refused to testify that he OK'd the BS talking points about a spontaneous uprising due to a Youtube video. Obama and Hillary committed treason...and THIS is what the investigation is all about, why she had a private server, (in order to delete the digital evidence), and why Obama, two weeks after the attack, told the UN that the attack was because of a Youtube video, even though everyone knew it was not. Further...the Taliban knew that this administration aided and abetted the enemy without Congressional approval when Boehner created the Select Cmte, and the Taliban began pushing the Obama Administration for the release of 5 Taliban Generals. Bowe Bergdahl was just a pawn...everyone KNEW he was a traitor. So we have a traitor as POTUS that is not only corrupt, but compromised...and a woman that is a serial liar, perjured herself multiple times at the Hearing whom is running for POTUS. Only the Dems, with their hands out, palms up, will support her. Perhaps this is why no military aircraft was called in...because the administration knew our enemies had Stingers.

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    1. Anonymous3:58 PM

      You don't know WTF you're talking about. And if you knew how wrong you are, you'd be embarrassed to have posted that lie.

      We need more educated citizens than you breathing. Please don't breed.

      Fuck idiots.

      GeorgiaPeach

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    2. Anonymous4:02 PM

      You do realize that all the shit you just posted is pure Russian propaganda and manipulation, and like the idiot you are, you fell for it. SAD.

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    3. I would read this, but can't follow it without any paragraphs! It is just noise to my eyes.

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    4. Anonymous2:39 AM

      Sounds like the dead Breitbart or Infowars' Alex Jones.

      Oh dear.

      dowl

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  18. And Palin will help Trump how, exactly?

    She's stupid, ignorant, and uneducated. Her one major accomplishment, well, she couldn't handle it and quit. On a personal level, she and her husband raised a troop of feral baboons.

    Clinton, regardless of one's opinions of her politics, is brilliant, highly educated, very accomplished, and on a personal level, she and her husband have apparently done a good job of parenting.

    Is she supposed to even notice a worthless non-entity like Palin?

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    1. Anonymous3:59 PM

      She's there because she's no doubt advised him, judging from the ghastly campaign he's run. If he thinks loading the audience with all these people is going to intimidate Hillary, he's as stupid as we've known he is all along!

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  19. Anonymous3:57 PM

    Okay, so now we know why Sarah never said a thing about all this latest abuse stuff on Trump, including his repeatedly calling Marlee Matlin "Retard."

    Marlee is deaf. She is not a person with a learning disability other than that and she's obviously very intelligent and communicates well and everyone can see that she is highly accomplished. Trig, on the other hand, has major issues. Trump would see Trig, then, as a retard. Trig is just a child and Trump wouldn't think that? Well, Marlee was a child once, too, and Trig will one day be an adult. Trump would have seen Marlee as a retard when he was younger, and he sure thinks of her as one today. So, yes, Trump clearly thinks of someone as challenged as Trig Palin as "a retard."

    But what does Sarah do? She remains silent. All that matters is being down here to be seen at the debate. Wow. What a mom. what an advocate.

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    1. Anonymous4:03 PM

      The Palins and the Trumps are very close. He needs her now. They don't care about anyone else.
      http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/20/02/305B3CBD00000578-3406912-Trump_reaches_out_to_one_of_his_highest_profile_supporters_Palin-m-6_1453256189720.jpg

      Did you forget?
      http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a250/iizthatiiz/11-15-15%20Willow%20Palin%20-%20Donald%20Trump%20-%20New%20York%20City_zpsq4kxxnqk.png

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    2. Anonymous4:32 PM

      Pic at 4:03 pm...

      The Alpha and Omega of the downfall of the Republican Party, at the least...

      Breitbartistan's First and Second Ministers!

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  20. Anonymous4:16 PM

    Sarah Palin, Obama's half-brother, Benghazi mom and now...James O'Keefe.

    Is Trump going to use footage of the debates to try to sell his Trump TV Network idea to investors? Because, otherwise I don't know what the hell he is thinking.

    Perhaps this is just all Breitbart's Bannon. With Ailes and Gingrich neutralized it's a bloody, crazy free for all. Trump's campaign isn't just off the rails. It's floating in space towards Uranus.

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  21. Anonymous4:56 PM

    He invited Palin because she is one woman he has not sexually assaulted.

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    1. Anonymous5:49 PM

      Lol. Nice. Thanks.

      GeorgiaPeach

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  22. Anonymous10:42 PM

    LOL. Palin made Colbert. Shooting beluga whales with a bazooka from a jet ski.

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