Sunday, November 06, 2016

Let's end our day with something uplifting shall we? SNL's cold open from last night.

I don't know about all of you, but I really really needed that.

54 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:13 PM

    Not only do we get to choose the country we live in, we get to choose every day, the people we are.

    Yeah, fuck Mitch McConnell.

    GeorgiaPeach

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  2. Anonymous4:16 PM

    Trump sound like Gryphen. He only likes the LB.

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    1. Anonymous5:33 PM

      Why don't YOU go away SPHASH. You are one of the most obnoxious people posting here.

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    2. Anonymous7:19 PM

      5:33 PM Put on your big girl panties and suck it up.

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  3. Anonymous4:20 PM

    Listen to her shrillness. And she sure looks puffy. By the way, Sarah, who was it that SAVED the DETROIT auto industry. Oh yeah, it was PRESIDENT OBAMA, you twit!

    Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin made a campaign stop in Alpena Sunday on behalf of Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump.

    7&4's Michael Gordon was there as Palin spoke and met with a group at the republican headquarters.

    In total, about 700 residents from across the County came to hear Sarah Palin's speech about Donald Trump and what his presidency would mean for them and all of northern Michigan.

    Palin arrived at 11:30 a.m. and stayed long enough to talk with a number of supporters.

    The line stretched across the parking lot in downtown Alpena as Palin stood for pictures and to sign hats, posters and other memorabilia.

    Palin gave her official endorsement of Trump for president back in January.

    Trump and his running mate Mike Pence have also been making a number of stops throughout the state this past week in an effort to gather support before election day.

    Palin came to Alpena after holding an early morning meet and greet with supporters in the City of Cheboygan.

    Palin later made appearances in Midland and will be in Detroit later Saturday.

    http://upnorthlive.com/news/local/one-on-one-interview-with-sarah-palin-in-alpena

    http://www.9and10news.com/story/33642874/former-govenor-sarah-palin-visits-cheboygan

    And THAT is the only news coverage of Sarah. She is now not even worth mentioning. A couple of local reports, nothing national.

    https://www.google.com/search?q=sarah+palin&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#q=sarah+palin&tbm=nws

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    1. Anonymous4:53 PM

      If she came to Detroit, none of the local news programs mentioned it.

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    2. Anonymous5:13 PM

      Wow, how innovative campaigning at the republican headquarters, I read they are all voting for Hillary after Sarah stopped by.

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  4. Anonymous4:35 PM

    I thought this draft dodger promised to kill himself if Obama won. Obama won twice and this guy is still around.

    Family Values Trump style:
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    Ted Nugent Inappropriately Gropes Himself On Stage At Trump’s Michigan Rally

    Just days after Donald Trump’s campaign expressed phony outrage over the lyrics Jay Z sang at a Hillary Clinton event in Cleveland, Ted Nugent took the stage at a Trump rally in Michigan and grabbed his private parts.


    Nugent: “I’ve got your blue state right here, baby.”#Trump rallies are just as crude & disgusting as you might expect at this point. pic.twitter.com/lTRl9Wiv26
    — Correct The Record (@CorrectRecord) November 6, 2016

    “I’ve got your blue state right here, baby,” Nugent said while inappropriately groping himself onstage. “Black and blue!”

    Trump appeared soon after Nugent, not mentioning his gesture but repeating the new line that his rallies don’t need guitars to draw crowds. The only problem? Nugent had spent the previous half hour playing music, with a guitar, for the audience.

    “There’s no guitar” to draw a crowd for his rallies, Trump says, minutes after Ted Nugent played his guitar for a half hour or so.
    — Nicole Hemmer (@pastpunditry) November 7, 2016

    The Nugent appearance with Trump – highlighted by the rocker’s self-groping – is not likely to help him win Michigan, a state where he is already likely to lose anyway. It’s especially not beneficial for a Republican nominee who is trying to avoid any grope-related discussions.

    Still, we shouldn’t have expected Trump to close out his campaign in any other way.

    http://www.politicususa.com/2016/11/06/ted-nugent-grabs-private-part-trumps-michigan-rally-guarantees-state-stays-blue.html

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    1. Anonymous4:58 PM

      Seems Don't REALLY doesn't want to be POTUS. $arah and teddyboy.....seriously?

      Fuck Mitch McConnell And willful ignorance.

      GeorgiaPeach

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    2. Anonymous6:37 PM

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/larry-womack/ted-nugents-jailbait-problem_b_4840060.html

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  5. Anonymous4:57 PM

    OT...Best meme ever....https://randallsmoot.com/category/quick-pics/#jp-carousel-9162

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  6. Anonymous4:58 PM

    Here's What the FBI Found in the Emails on Anthony Weiner's Laptop

    http://www.newsweek.com/what-fbi-found-emails-anthony-weiner-laptop-517652

    http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/11/6/1592260/-Eichenwald-strikes-again-this-time-on-the-Abedin-emails

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    1. Anonymous11:21 PM

      Snowden says the FBI could have gone through the e-mails in a matter of hours to determine they were duplicates.

      So why did it take so long? The had plenty of time to determine there was nothing there BEFORE Comey sent the letter. He could have cleared Clinton a week ago on Monday.

      So why didn't he? Why was this even an issue at all?

      Because the FBI is in the pocket of Trump.

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/edward-snowden-hillary-clinton-emails_us_581fe27de4b0aac62485334d?section=us_politics

      And yeah, SNL rocks. I think the cold open was a great example of the misogyny and blind eye the media has been pursuing this election.

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  7. Anonymous4:59 PM

    THIS is utter BULLSHIT! 4,000 people in line in Cincinnati? All because Ohio Republicans allowed JUST ONE early voting site per county!

    http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/11/6/1592255/-4-000-waiting-in-line-to-vote-in-Cincinnati

    http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/11/6/1592103/-And-they-said-no-one-wouln-t-stand-in-line-for-Hillary

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    1. Anonymous11:23 PM

      Well, I applaud the people of Ohio giving a big FUCK YOU to the Republicans.

      Now they need to vote all of the fuckers out of office. Starting with the registrar's office might help. Then maybe they can get more early voting locations.

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  8. Anonymous5:03 PM

    Am I the only one with tears in their eyes after that?

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    1. Anonymous7:03 PM

      IN flat out cried...

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  9. Anonymous5:03 PM

    Trump’s ‘Unhinged’ Lie About Obama Doesn’t Register as News to Corporate Media

    http://fair.org/home/trumps-unhinged-lie-about-obama-doesnt-register-as-news-to-corporate-media/

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  10. Anonymous5:05 PM

    Sarah palin got FAT...she has a triple chin...http://upnorthlive.com/news/local/one-on-one-interview-with-sarah-palin-in-alpena

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    1. Anonymous5:50 PM

      The population of Alpena County was estimated at 28,703 as of 2015. The population of the greater Northern Lower Peninsula area is vastly larger. Approximately 700 people within driving distance -- which is not huge, as this peninsula becomes much like the fingertips on a hand -- showed up to see Her Heinous. Appropriate.

      I could have driven 106.7 miles to spit in her general direction, but thought it more productive to remove leaves around my (lonely) Clinton/Kaine yard sign over here on the Lower Peninsula's sunset coast.

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    2. Anonymous6:41 PM

      I saw that, too! I couldn't take my eyes on the jiggling chin rolls. She's the total package of garbage: Greasy hair. Screechy voice. Incoherent speech. Hate-filled rhetoric

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    3. abbafan7:18 AM

      I found the clip of her screech on WWUP 9&10 News; I muted the volume! She definitely looks pumped up with Botox; no turkey waddle!

      Exactly as you described her 6:41 - total package of fuckin' garbage!!

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  11. Anonymous5:05 PM

    I think there can be very little doubt as to who the markets view as capable of leading the free world. Just as stock markets retracted sharply last Friday when Comey dropped his bomb, news that Comey has announced there are no new findings related to Wiener’s laptop has sent worldwide stocks and currencies soaring.

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  12. Anonymous5:36 PM

    ...here she is...something funny with her mouth:
    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/11/sarah-palin-tells-bill-oreilly-donald-trump-will-win-on-tuesday-because-polls-are-for-strippers/

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    1. Anonymous6:09 PM

      Whack as chit!



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    2. Anonymous6:20 PM

      lol!

      Very politically incorrect...but lol!

      From the comments at Rawstory

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/67ea5013fa7babf92bd97602ad8358fd0bfff8cb799e7ca2f92c35fa1ffe405a.jpg

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    3. Anonymous6:44 PM

      The Ex-Governor raged on from her soap box:
      But the politicians and the pundits swing from the same pole in one gotcha moment after another. No, crony capitalism fared better than in their corporate high rises where the first Tea Party patriots raised the standard over a now defunct free market economy, and we are the heirs of that my friends. This is a moment when principalities and powers cast out the special interests, and achieve lasting reforms for our posterity? Yeah right. Who can claim innocence when the world’s highest federal corporate income tax rate is in the free-fall and the Red Dragon (China over there lifting its head with our debt clanging betwixt its legs) signaling a new world order. That’s not the party of Lincoln Ford and Mercury.

      Dear people, our freedom rests upon the Memorial were the soldiers are lain. They’re the ones who refudiated tyranny in these United States, not some hopey-changy President who pals around with terrorists . I was praying for our country, you know that, but I know that from experience. For years my own family was supported through the hard work of Todd and the abstinence of Bristol, as we stood in righteous judgment of a foreign president. We stood in solidarity with allies in preventing Iran from acquiring nuclear weapons. And yet, the real cuts that are part of our problem and I are blessed to be done in a dangerous world. It is time for America to become the fossil fuel superpower; arm-in-arm with the heirs of freedom up to our knees in the waters of healing, helping Americans will get back to work. Thank you!

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    4. Anonymous6:45 PM

      Ahh the Wasilla Methwhore awakens from her vodka induces coma...
      Is Brisket pregnant again?
      Has Trash beaten any other women lately?
      Does Swallow still sell drug in the Wal Mart parking lot?
      Tawd still f'ing that "Massage Therapist"

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    5. Anonymous6:46 PM

      If the Tundra Twit is hoping for a job on Trump TV after the election, she's in for a surprise. Drumpfenwad would never hire her. She's too old and saggy now. And even if he did, he wouldn't pay her a penny because...well, because he doesn't pay anyone else anything, either. It would actually be a treat to see Princess Moose Chili turn on her lord and savior with vengeance because she got stiffed by him. That's the ONLY reason a Republican does that. They have to fucking learn the hard way that he's nothing but a selfish con artist.

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    6. Anonymous7:17 PM

      Hey Sarah, do you have any idea why Billo O'Reilly had such a pained look on his face during your interview?

      Is his colon all jammed up with toxins and accumulated baggage?

      Or is it that he thinks your patented Palin political insights weren't so insightful?

      Assuming that the pained look might be caused by traffic problems in Billo O'Reilly's shit factory, maybe you should send him some of those Ass Rocket Colon Rooters.

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    7. Anonymous7:19 PM

      Sarah oughta know about strippers.

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    8. Anonymous7:35 PM

      Attention Sarah! I actually made it through all six minutes of your O'Reilly interview! :-(

      Concerning corrupt politicians under suspicion-

      Questions not yet answered by you or others:

      1. Where is Trig's birth certificate?

      2. What happened to that whacky square pillow?

      3. Why happened to cause you to resign on July 3 2009? Why was it so sudden and unplanned? Did the chicken in Juneau go bad? Why not wait a few days until Toad was done fishing in D'ham?

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  13. Anonymous6:04 PM

    Malcolm Gladwell interview on Trump, HRC and the election - worth watching -

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/malcolm-gladwell-us-election-the-national-trump-clinton-1.3838449

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  14. Anonymous6:27 PM

    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/11/sarah-palin-tells-bill-oreilly-donald-trump-will-win-on-tuesday-because-polls-are-for-strippers/comments/#disqus

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    1. Anonymous7:19 PM

      http://upnorthlive.com/news/local/one-on-one-interview-with-sarah-palin-in-alpena

      Looks like someone is packing on the lbs. again.

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  15. Anonymous6:30 PM

    http://image.nj.com/home/njo-media/width960/img/njcom_photos/photo/2016/01/22/-8d9e86a86371387e.jpg

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  16. Anonymous6:34 PM

    http://image.nj.com/home/njo-media/width960/img/njcom_photos/photo/2016/01/22/-2369efe741460026.jpg

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  17. Anonymous6:35 PM

    http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/S/2/_/6/tump-palin-stupid.jpg

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  18. Anonymous6:42 PM

    http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/068/042/e95.jpg

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  19. Anonymous7:00 PM

    Stocks Soar By More Than 200 Points After FBI Decision Improves Clinton’s Odds Of Victory

    http://www.politicususa.com/2016/11/06/stocks-soar-200-points-fbi-decision-clintons-improving-chances.html

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  20. Anonymous7:04 PM

    http://www.politicususa.com/2016/11/06/ted-nugent-grabs-private-part-trumps-michigan-rally-guarantees-state-stays-blue.html

    “I’ve got your blue state right here, baby,” Nugent said while inappropriately groping himself onstage. “Black and blue!”

    Trump appeared soon after Nugent, not mentioning his gesture but repeating the new line that his rallies don’t need guitars to draw crowds. The only problem? Nugent had spent the previous half hour playing music, with a guitar, for the audience.

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    1. Anonymous7:26 PM

      They are sharing their delusions in Michigan. Glad it will be over soon.

      How much would you bet that Trump does not give a concession speech?

      Sarah Palin says there's a 'monster vote' for Donald Trump in Michigan
      http://www.freep.com/story/news/politics/2016/11/06/sarah-palin-says-theres-monster-vote-donald-trump-michigan/93397778/

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  21. Anonymous7:37 PM

    Love how sentimental Sarah is and how she keeps everything that's given to her.

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    1. Anonymous8:17 PM

      Yeah, she loves all the STDs she has accumulated

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    2. Anonymous10:18 PM

      @7:37 PM How about all of the stuff that she and her family stole from hospitality suites?

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    3. abbafan4:57 AM

      7:37 - ..."how she keeps everything that's given to her"... you must mean "how she keeps everything" that she and her cluster-fuck band of thieves STOLE!!

      When the RNC donor was presented with a bill of $250,000 dollars for the palins wardrobe, he fuckin' peaked, and REFUSED to pay it!! Everything was bagged, and brought back with them to AK!

      Staffers on the McCain campaign were quoted as saying "the wasilla hillbillies were looting Neiman-Marcus coast to coast"! Remember the palin mantra "what's in it for us"?

      The real icing on the cake was when the fuckin' palins walked in uninvited to a post-Oscar party in '09. Many A-list celebrities in attendance were thoroughly disgusted by their attitudes and actions.

      They descended on the gift tables like a flock of vultures, and proceeded to grab most everything in sight. In particular, they grabbed 40 pairs of AiAiAi earphones. What the fuck do they need FORTY fuckin' pairs of earphones for?? Filthy thieves!!

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    4. Anonymous5:35 AM

      It was $350,000 !!!

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    5. abbafan7:07 AM

      5:35 - I stand corrected; thank you!

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  22. Anonymous9:47 PM

    Watched the skit last night. Funny. Alex Baldwin captured Trump perfectly, and Kate Mckinnon parodied Hillary on the spot. Seems like all the Republicans can do these days is provide hilarious material for SNL.

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    1. Anonymous11:31 PM

      I was amazed by the transformation when Alec dropped the Trump persona. It wasn't just make-up. He really transformed his face into Trump.

      I am going to miss their portrayals though.

      I hope SNL does an election night special and they both reprieve their roles. Add Tina Fey as Palin just for fun.

      Colbert is doing one but not on TV. I hope I can access it later via HULU or YouTube.

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  23. Anonymous10:10 PM

    O/T: Did you see Sarah Palin's speech in Michigan Sunday? If you haven't, I will some it up for you: The same bullshit as usual, but worse. Donald Trump had her giving a speech off the back of a fucking truck! She flew all the way to Michigan to make a speech off the back of a FUCKING TRUCK! I mean, just WOW! From the sound of the crowd, I bet there were no more than 100 people there. The camera never really panned the crowd, but you can see that it was utterly pathetic. See for yourself:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzDxRuh30w8

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  24. Anonymous11:35 PM

    OT:

    Trump would need an act of Congress to build his fucking wall.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trumps-border-wall-will-have-seventy-five-mile-wide_us_581feb7ae4b0334571e09e64

    "But a Native American tribe, whose tribal land runs 75 miles along the Arizona/Mexico border, is pledging to block Trump from building a border wall on their tribal land should he win. And they’re not alone in this endeavor, they have the support of powerful members of Congress, making it all but impossible for Trump’s wall to be built on their land.

    As a result, it is likely that there will be a 75-mile-wide gap in Trump’s border wall, should he get the opportunity to build it.

    When Trump announced his candidacy he claimed that the wall he would build along the border would run the length of the U.S./Mexico border which is just under 2,000 miles. But as he professionalized his campaign and brought on Stephen Miller, who was a policy advisor to Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions, as a senior policy advisor, he adjusted his plan to account for the fact that close to 1,000 miles of the border have natural barriers that make passing almost impossible and as a result a wall unbuildable.

    But most of the 75-mile border, which is part of the Tohono O’odham Nation tribal land, is passable, in fact, it’s walkable.

    A gap this size in Trump’s wall would render his plan to secure the border virtually useless."

    "Both Tester and Udall pledged to block any bill that condemns tribal land for the purpose of building a wall. The Republican Senator I spoke to said “Good luck even getting this bill out of committee. It’s not happening, no matter how many Trump supporters call us. Messing with tribal sovereignty will impact us politically for the long term. No one will ever forget it. Trump supporters come and go.” "

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  25. Anonymous2:30 PM

    Trump just got the kiss of death from Palin. I live in PA, and the woman who's leg he likes to hump the most has been in ONE short ad, over and over again talking about what a swell fella her daddy is and how much he cares about the poor and working class in America. Poor Trump, first Sarah and now Ivankalina long legs.

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