Sarah Palin stumping for Trump in Michigan appears on Fox News to remind people why she cannot get a news show of her own. Update!

"Polls are only for strippers and cross country skiers."

And that may be one of the more intelligent things that fell out of Palin's maw during this interview.

I swore off Palin transcripts, but in a nutshell the bewigged one used her patented high pitched shriek to terrorize the local cat population and to get Trump's message out to only creatures who can pick up her frequency, bats and dolphins.

Fortunately I speak dolphin so I can report that Palin is also firmly in the anti-reality bubble that Trump and his surrogates occupy these days.

Palin more or less explains why she is so slow to read the writing on the wall by explaining to O'Reilly that she was convinced that she and McCain would win in 2008 as well. And just like 2008 Palin is dismissing the polls as being inaccurate and saying that she does not "put a whole lot of faith in polls."

Remember how well THAT worked out for her in 2008?

At one point O'Reilly actually asks Palin if she thinks that Hillary is corrupt, and she says "Yes, I think she is."

And that is why I cannot keep an irony meter working for more than a few days around here.

People have commented that Palin appears to have put on weight. Maybe but she still comes off just as stoned to the gills and incoherent as always.

If you did not get enough Palin in this video there is also this one of Palin talking to a tiny group of Trump supporters from the back of a pick up truck.

Classy.

(Anybody recognize that coat?)

There is also a local news report about this here,  here, and here.

Man if Palin is in Wasilla on Wednesday morning I certainly hope that her family hides all of the canned goods, because if not it is going to be hailing creamed corn and baked beans all over in that house.

Update: Apparently Palin was not entirely welcome in Michigan as her presence started a bar fight:

Shortly after Palin’s arrival at the Detroit bar, two men began to yell obscenities and anti-Trump rhetoric before they were removed by the owner. According to an eyewitness, a woman threw beer on the bar owner while he was walking the men out of the bar. 

“I saw two guys being dispersed while Palin was talking (to the crowd), and they were being put out by what I understand to be the bar’s owner,” the eyewitness said. “And then this woman who was sitting at the bar, who was drinking a beer, splashed it on the owner as he was escorting the men out. This caused him to react in a violent way — he threw them all out.” 

Once outside, the two men continued to cause a disturbance, knocking on the windows and yelling Palin’s name, prompting her to respond directly. 

“I wish you had the guts to come in here and say that to my face,” she said to the protesters through an open window. 

The direct engagement between Palin and the protesters led several patrons to leave the establishment and confront the protesters. One man at the event, according to the eyewitness, used pepper spray.

So once the men were safely removed from the bar Palin started to yell at them from a window in order to incite more violence?

Gee, no wonder she supports a man like Donald Trump.