Thursday, December 29, 2016

Man starts Go Fund Me page to protect actress Betty White from 2016's angel of death.

Courtesy of Money: 

As the past week brought news of deaths of George Michael and Carrie Fisher, people are fearing that 2016 might take the life of another beloved celebrity: Betty White. 

A user named Demetrios Hrysikos from South Carolina created a GoFundMe page to “protect” the Golden Girls actress from 2016. “Help 2016 catch these hands if it goes anywhere near Betty White,” Hrysikos wrote. “If she’s okay with it, I will fly to wherever Betty White is and keep her safe till Jan. 1, 2017.” 

People have donated as much as $100 to Hrysikos’ mission to keep White safe from the perils of 2016. The campaign has raised $2,146 as of Wednesday morning. 

(As of this post that amount has risen to $2,576.00.)

Personally I think there are worst causes in the world than protecting Betty White.

And to be honest I am not sure how many of these celebrity deaths we can take at this point.

Though I think we all agree there is at least one that might not break our hearts. (Okay that's probably just mean, right?)

P.S. I wrote this post yesterday before I learned that the grim reaper had been satisfied simply to take Princess Leia, he had to take her mother as well.

Maybe we should all just stand outside of Betty White's house and form a human shield against death.


  1. Anonymous2:54 AM

    Do you know what the phrase "Catch these hands" means? It is a threat to go all Bristol Palin on someone and slap them in the face like a girl while your mom brags that you know how to throw a punch.

  2. Anonymous5:42 AM

    Korey Klingenmeyer reported that Beefy fist-punched him about 6 times in his face at the Iron Dog birthday party they crashed, that's not slapping. Beefs may know how to throw a punch, but after 6 of them, if her fight club opponent is still standing, then NO she doesn't know how to land one.
    Keep practicing that mean left hook they say ya got, Beefy. Maybe on Tracky?

  3. Anonymous6:55 AM

    If I were Betty white I'd be feeling creeped out and jinxed. I was 17 when GG first aired and it was a big part of my life. Also Never bring up the past of a person trying to improve their future. And don't lie and pretend you know a person you don't.

    1. Anonymous8:26 AM

      GFY Alicia

  4. I hope come Jan. 1 this guy donates the money to one of Betty's favorite charities. There is no way you can stop the grim reaper by standing outside, guarding her house.

    I can personally attest to the great work that the Helen Woodward animal center does.

  5. Anonymous11:10 PM

    I believe Carrie is perfectly fine with her mother stealing her funeral thunder. It's as if Debbie sent us a final postcard from the edge.


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