Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Crazed conspiracy theorist Alex Jones wants to fight Alec Baldwin and "break his neck."

Courtesy of Raw Story:  

“You want to sit there and defame me and the president?” Jones continued. “Get in the ring with me, I will break your jaw in seconds. I will smash your nose into a bloody pulp, and I will whack your teeth out.” 

“You frickin’ bully, you coward,” he added. “I hate you, my listeners hate you and remember that, scumbag, forever. Heh heh heh heh. We’re going to defeat this anti-human scum, we’re going to wreck their world.” 

Later in his show, Jones insisted he “was just joking” when he promised to fight Baldwin, adding, “I meant that metaphorically.” He then taunted the media, telling his radio audience, “Oh, I know you feel sorry for yourself when I make a statement like that, you’ll probably be in the news, ‘Alex Jones threatens Alec Baldwin.’” 

“I watched that five minute clip it took me 30 minutes to start and stop it ….” Jones said. “And I’m sitting there watching this crap meant to create the destruction of our society. And I’m not mad at Baldwin, and his cowardly writers because they are even attacking me.”

I think it is hilarious that Jones actually wussed out before his broadcast was even finished.

I actually think that if Baldwin would even entertain this idea he would smash this little troll into a pule of bloody mush in a matter of minutes.

Baldwin is also famous for having a bad temper, however beyond that he is well known for physically attacking people who piss him off.

Jones on the other hand simply turns red in the face and looks like he is about to have a coronary every time he loses his shit.

As a former trainer I could not help but notice that when Jones was pumping his little Donald Trump sized hands back and forth that he was making his fist all wrong.

Everybody who has actually trained to fight knows that you never leave your thumb sticking out like that.  You instead clench your fist tight with the thumb held against your upper knuckles and away from the area of impact, less you break it.

Besides no actor that makes his living with his face, like Baldwin, would ever lower himself to trade punches with a spittle splattered little pig like Alex Jones.

However if Jones is really serious about defending his big daddy's honor perhaps he should direct his threats to Mickey Rourke who once called Donald Trump a "bully and a bitch."


Yeah, I think he might be up for it.


19 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:24 PM

    Gryph,
    didn't somebody callout alex jones in person recently at the Washington Mall with jones cowering like the little waterass he is ..?..

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  2. Anonymous2:29 PM

    This may sound cheesy but I think that Alec is serving his country. He is making people laugh when the political climate is so depressing. He is also driving Donald crazy and pushing him to do stupid stuff, most often tweeting. Every time he (Trump) acts/tweets like a moron at least a few Trump supporters realize what an idiot he really is. Alec can't stop now, he is to effective and to necessary. I sent him an e-mail last week telling all of this. I'll let y'all know if I get a response. Lindsay

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  3. Anonymous2:33 PM

    Mentally ill Alex Jones has poisoned the minds of millions of wide eyed clueless guppies. Shutting him up would be a public service.

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  4. "“Get in the ring with me, I will break your jaw in seconds. I will smash your nose into a bloody pulp, and I will whack your teeth out.” "
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    Big talk on camera, you quivering tub of jelly.

    Baldwin would have you squashed like a bug before you even completed your thought about how warm pee feels running down your leg.

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  5. Anonymous2:50 PM

    He's such a pudgy pussy I'd love to see Alec Baldwin take him up on it, he'd kick his fat ass so bad that it would be delicious.

    I personally would like to see Jones kicked in the fucking head with a roundhouse kick so hard that he goes to ground and then I'd like to see Baldwin pummel him in the head and knee him in the kidneys repeatedly before the ref called it...

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    1. Leland3:02 PM

      Do you REALLY believe that would do any good?

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    2. Anonymous8:40 PM

      Yes Leland, I do.

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    3. Leland12:40 PM

      I see. So you think we all should get as stupid and violent as the repubes?

      That is so very modern christian of you!

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  6. Anonymous2:56 PM

    Baldwin would make mince meat out of that idiot, Van what's his face! What a fucking joke!

    I'm in Baldwin's corner when he comes out against Donald Trump. He's the very best at doing it and should continue doing so until Trump is impeached!

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  7. Anonymous2:57 PM

    Goofed! Said 'Van' and meant "Jones"!!

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  8. Anonymous3:05 PM

    Asshats like Jones & Trump like to pretend they're tough guys but they're cowards in reality. Threatening Baldwin on the air to a bunch o' crazy folk should be a criminal offence. People have got to take these bozos seriously before someone does get hurt for nothing worse than satire.

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  9. Anonymous3:11 PM

    What is that guy on, cocaine? Speed? Oxyi?

    Another republican, loud-mouth bully. Always mouthing off but just joking, wanna bet he got a phone call from his attorney during the break.

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    1. Anonymous8:11 PM

      He did a line of Palin's cootch critters and hasn't been the same since.

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  10. Anonymous3:42 PM

    Someone may take him up on his stupidity some day.
    I am an old geezerI could easily take his ass .
    My wife said , not to waste my talent ! She would take him out! Trust me .She is 76 ,and she could do it. Just an ignorant loud mouth, bully.

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  11. a. j. billings4:27 PM

    Holy hell in Jersey kids, Rachel Maddow says she has Trump's tax returns!!!!

    She doesn't say for what years, but if she has last 10 or even last 5, that is just tremendously bigly!

    https://twitter.com/maddow/status/841795163664089089

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  12. Anonymous6:21 PM

    I know people who listen to Jones and most assuredly they too are white middle aged idiots. They have infowars bumper stickers and feel compelled to unload conspiracies about secret camps, Constitutional wrongdoing, aliens in our midst and the New World Order to anyone willing to listen. When they listen to this show they become agitated and the tinfoil hat comes out of the closet. I fear for the neighborhood if someone were to take out their hero Jones. It is very scary to live among this insanity.

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    1. Anonymous8:37 PM

      They are likely fat, out-of-shape idiots who spend most of their time listening to Jones and making tin-foil hats and zero time exercising.

      I'd not worry to much about any sort of retaliation from this bunch, they'd have to figure out how to get off the couch first.

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  13. Anonymous6:54 PM

    Who's the coward? Let us not forget the video of when he was confronted by the young turks crew. He is a little pussy.

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  14. I don't think Baldwin has anything to worry about. Let them both get in the ring. Baldwin will wipe the floor with Jones, make him cry, pee his pants and yell Uncle.

    Then the little pisser will go on his show and either claim that Baldwin cheated or lie and say he won.

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