Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Kellyanne Conway has a theory as to how Obama surveilled Donald Trump.

"Microwaves that turn into cameras?"

Nice to know that Trump surrounds himself with such intellectual powerhouses.

34 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:08 AM

    "Can you be spied on by a Hot Pocket? Asking for an idiot." -- Andy Borowitz

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    1. Anonymous6:02 AM

      Asking an idiot.

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    2. Anonymous11:26 AM

      Don't understand satire do you, 6:02 AM?

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    3. Colbert did a bit on this last night.

      First he pointed out that camera man one was using a microwave. Later he went and got a hot pocket out and there was a camera inside the microwave.

      Yeah, there is no escaping the late night comedians for the Trump administration. If they don't toughen up they are going to bleed out.

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    4. Anonymous2:40 PM

      I believe it depends on the particular variety of Hot Pocket.

      The pepperoni variety is the one to watch out for because the pepperoni slices act like tiny little satellite dishes.

      Very dangerous.

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    5. Anonymous4:09 PM

      Oooh the satire police are out. Get over it.

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  2. abbafan3:11 AM

    I had to cover my toilet bowl this morning in case republicans are watching me shit! Nutcase conway is starting to look like mAnn Coulter in that photo above, and just as fuckin' stupid!

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  3. Anonymous3:50 AM

    Complete idiots. Watching them flop around did not take a microwave.

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    1. Anonymous1:29 PM

      Did they forget that microwaves could 'nuke' their sorry white butts? That could be quite the option!

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  4. Anonymous4:04 AM

    Hey where is Joe?
    Don John's friends at the moaning joe and the meeka show predicted don johns win!! It was bet on. A shiny new truck from barnacle. Don the con and his boy buddy pooty arranged the win. Russia buying property and spreading fertilizer in the usa is so wonderful bigly hugely and amazing says don the con. Did everyone watch Rachael Maddow last night? Can we expect arrest today?

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    1. Anonymous7:54 AM

      No not everyone did.It's pretty hard to figure out what you are talking about.

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  5. Anonymous4:27 AM

    Well, hey, they're smarter than he is.

    We all thought it was bottles of orange hair dye that turn into cameras.

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  6. Anonymous4:43 AM

    These stupid alt reality fake news crooks are hanging themselves out to dry like good old fashion beef jerky hanging on the clothes line with flies all over it.

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    1. Anonymous6:04 AM

      They will mix wrong ingredients soon and fall over they are really idiots. They all look so unhealthy.

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  7. Anonymous5:45 AM

    Sad thing is, old Drumpf followers like my dad in Fla. will believe her.

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    1. But will they rip out their microwaves and send them to the landfills? What will it take to make them give up their big flat screen TVs? (Or is it okay if it's NOT a Samsung? Will Samsung sue them if sales drop off?)

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  8. "When they're talking about Russia too much, send our she-pit bull out to bark something stupid and change the conversation."

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  9. Anonymous6:13 AM

    I think kellyAnn has put her head in a microwave one too many times.

    Today was the deadline for traitor trump to turn in his evidence. Didn’t do it and got an extension, bet he wasn’t expecting to be held accountable for his actions.

    Guess no one is buying the microwave theory and they are scrambling for another lie.

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    1. Why did they give him a fucking extension? He either has the proof or he doesn't? If he didn't have the proof when he made the accusation, an extension isn't going to help squat. Just hope it blows over in the media?

      Hold the cocksucker accountable.

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  10. Anonymous7:53 AM

    She always makes me think of a barking seal.

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    1. Leland3:12 PM

      Damn! That's insulting. I think I will help the seal sue.

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  11. Anonymous8:00 AM

    Why is it that Trump's desk has no computer? Is he computer illiterate?

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    1. Anonymous8:44 AM

      All the papers on the desk is for the photo-op only. He thinks he can fool everyone that he is actually doing some work.

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    2. Anonymous8:49 AM

      Apparently yes- he's been said to be quite computer and email illiterate.

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    3. Anonymous9:40 AM

      @8:49 aka Reading and Writing "illiterate"

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    4. Pretty much, yes. Except for Twitter he's a Luddite.

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  12. WA Skeptic9:23 AM

    You do see the bird he's flipping, right?

    So typical of the Pale-faced Twatwaffle.

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    1. Anonymous11:48 AM

      Here 'too'
      http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/03/14/fox-news-latest-trump-nemesis-pro-journalism-t-shirts.html

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  13. Anonymous10:37 AM

    10 BILLION is only the tip.....
    666 5th Ave>
    http://americannewsx.com/hot-off-the-press/rachel-maddow-trumps-money-laundry/

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    1. Anonymous11:28 AM

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ivanka-trump-china_us_58c7e73ae4b0428c7f131cc1?

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  14. Anonymous1:26 PM

    You can actually see what a fucked-up/messed- up dictator Donald Trump is! Just look at his desk! I'll bet all those piles of paper include articles about himself - only the good ones though.

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    1. Leland3:15 PM

      Nope. I think it's the bad ones and he is trying to figure out which one to "stomp on" first.

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  15. Anonymous2:13 PM

    what was that campaign line about surrounding himself with the best people? Maybe the best people the local white trash, no education, meth-addled, alcoholic enclave trailer court had to offer.

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