Saturday, April 29, 2017

During interview with Reuters Donald Trump laments the loss of his old life, claims he thought being president would be easy, and hands out copies of electoral map to impress reporters.

Courtesy of Reuters:  

He misses driving, feels as if he is in a cocoon, and is surprised how hard his new job is. 

President Donald Trump on Thursday reflected on his first 100 days in office with a wistful look at his life before the White House. 

"I loved my previous life. I had so many things going," Trump told Reuters in an interview. "This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier."

Yes, who didn't assume that being president would be a piece of cake?

You know, besides everybody.

At one point during the interview Trump got so depressed he suddenly started handing out evidence of his last victory.
More than five months after his victory and two days shy of the 100-day mark of his presidency, the election is still on Trump's mind. Midway through a discussion about Chinese President Xi Jinping, the president paused to hand out copies of what he said were the latest figures from the 2016 electoral map. 

"Here, you can take that, that's the final map of the numbers," the Republican president said from his desk in the Oval Office, handing out maps of the United States with areas he won marked in red. "It’s pretty good, right? The red is obviously us.

"He had copies for each of the three Reuters reporters in the room. 

Then Trump continued to lament how isolated he has been since winning that election.

Trump, who said he was accustomed to not having privacy in his "old life," expressed surprise at how little he had now. And he made clear he was still getting used to having 24-hour Secret Service protection and its accompanying constraints. 

"You're really into your own little cocoon, because you have such massive protection that you really can't go anywhere," he said.

You know I am not one to offer Donald Trump any assistance, but if he is so miserable at this job he could also just quit.

After all I know that would do much to increase his popularity.

And do you know who would NOT find the job of being president harder than they anticipated, or think that it was too isolating, Hillary Clinton.

Just a thought.

63 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:15 PM

    "This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier."


    THIS PROVES TRUMP IS A DUMBFUCK.

    INSTEAD OF CRITIQUING EVERYTHING PRESIDENT OBAMA DID, THIS ASSWIPE SHOULD HAVE BEEN OBSERVANT AND SAID,

    "I DON'T LIKE THAT BLACK MAN BUT HE SURE DID DO A LOT FOR OUR COUNTRY WHILE MY FAMILY IS JUST DOING THIS FOR OURSELVES AND NOT FOR THE COUNTRY."

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    1. Anonymous2:44 PM

      ...AND HE DEALT WITH THE BIRTHSM WHILE BEING PRESIDENT.

      #trumpNotMyPresident

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    2. The would require at the minimum self-reflection. Trump is incapable of that.

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    3. Anonymous9:18 PM

      DEMENTED!

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  2. Anonymous2:16 PM

    What are the Vegas odds that Trump will not put his hat in for a second term?

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    1. Anonymous3:43 PM

      I'm hopeful the motherfucker will be long dead by 2020.

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    2. Anonymous4:20 PM

      He's grooming Ivanka and Jared for 2020, one of them will run for POTUS and the other will have another important cabinet position.

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    3. Anonymous4:29 PM

      I can't live here for four years til he is gone.

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    4. He's already running. Filed whatever papers, got a slogan, domain name, PAC and is accepting donations.

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  3. Anonymous2:20 PM

    Same day as the Reuters interview, he did one with Satan.

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    The sad-faced emperor-with-no-clothes told the Prince of Darkness in a free-ranging, often incoherent interview for 'S Magazine' that he loves the button on his desk that summons Coca Cola but otherwise hates the job.

    Here's an excerpt from that interview.

    "It's too much work and not enough pussy. It's a disaster. I thought, most powerful man in the world, right, the pussy... Tremendous. No, it's a disaster. Love the Secret Service. Love it. The pussy... Winning the popular vote by millions! No one knows how many millions. And the crowds at the inauguration, which you saw. Tremendous. Amazing, unbelievable crowds. Largest in history. You can look it.. I thought I could have another button on my desk, to... I'm working to make America great again, right? Press the button, a beautiful naked intern walks in. Is that asking so much? A little pussy. Abraham Lincoln! You telling me he didn't have a little bell on his desk? Call in some pussy. He freed the slaves or whatever he did, I don't know. You can't tell me he didn't get a little pussy under this desk. Sure, I could nuke North Korea right now if I wanted to."

    You can hear the entire rambling 4 hour interview on the Beelzebub Podcast network

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    1. Anonymous3:23 PM

      "Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me...for Me? For MEEEEEEE?"

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    2. Anonymous5:06 PM

      Thanks for the head banging earworm, 3:23. :)

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  4. Anonymous2:20 PM

    He needs to pack his bags and leave the WH. Go home to his old life and carry on with his thousands of lawsuits. He is a miserable old liar that will not be able to do the job needed. Americans and the world do not like him and will never accept him. He rigged the election with putin and this unforgiveable crime will not help him in the future. Go home Donald trump go home. Go back to your previous life and be happy.

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    1. He hasn't diverted enough taxpayer money into this private pockets yet. Plus he has to revise the tax code so he never has to pay taxes again. Make sure any pesky regulations that might interfere with his business are gone. Especially water regulations. You know, golf courses and such.

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    2. Anonymous1:21 AM

      That all sound nice and sweet but he will not pull it off much longer. The guy is over and out.

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  5. Anonymous2:28 PM

    He should resign and write a book of confessions. He is truly a sad soul and must spend the rest of his miserable life begging for forgiveness.

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  6. Anonymous2:29 PM

    A nasty dirty liar will never be happy in this nightmare that he created. He better resign before it gets worst. Impeachment will be brutal.

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    1. Anonymous4:15 PM

      He will never be happy, nor placated, nor satisfied..,he's a bottomless pit of neediness. As I type this, the latest "Love Me" rally is going on in PA. I shudder to think what he's spewing there. I won't look.
      As for how unhappy he is, his response to THAT is to screw the rest of US even harder, so that we are ever more miserable than HE is. That's his MO. Petty, vindictive revenge.

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    2. Anonymous4:32 PM

      I watched as much as I could stomach, about a minute. He said he has done more in the first 100 days than any other resident ever.
      A protester was excorted out and he was screaming, get him outta here, get him outta here. HOW FUCKING PRESIDENTIAL
      Fucking great divider.
      I wish his plane would crash.

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    3. Anonymous8:29 PM

      4:32, Trump's father once said that. "I hope his plane crashes." His parents fucking hated him, and now we have to pay for it.

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    4. Anonymous1:27 AM

      His parents hated him, as the world hates him. He has completely built a wall around his mentally sick life. The impeachment hearings will be long and damaging to his lifestyle. The only way to avoid it is to resign and walk away with no benefits. He has now created his worst nightmare. And it will come true. He is taking down his family and what so called friends he has. The guy is a menace to a civilized society.

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  7. Anonymous2:35 PM

    I've never seen any President hated and protest marched on like that Orange turd.

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  8. Anonymous2:37 PM

    Gawd he's one sick puppy. He misses driving! lmfao

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    1. Anonymous3:10 PM

      Right?!?!?

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  9. I believe it was the ghost of Abe Lincoln who suggested dumbass dubya could increase his popularity by seeing a play at Ford's Theater.

    I didn't notice any reference to his brat, Barron. It is all about Drumpf.

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  10. Anonymous2:40 PM

    Thank God that when he reaches for the red button that it's Diet Coke. It will eventually kill him, all snark aside.

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    1. Anonymous3:23 PM

      The Coke, plus the rest of his eating habits. He's a tub of lard. Hopefully, his unhappiness at his new 'job' for which he's not qualified in any manner, causes him to have a major heart attack from the stress he cannot handle!

      I would love never seeing his face or hearing his voice ever again!

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    2. Could not happen fast enough.

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  11. Anonymous3:00 PM

    So much for handing everything over to Pence while he MAGAs. Javanka.....he was expecting adoration?

    Eye Roll Troll :)

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  12. Anonymous3:09 PM

    He is a buffoon! Bar is set pretty low .No one takes him serious that I know of .But we are deeply
    troubled about who is in charge at the WH?

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  13. Anonymous3:10 PM

    The only pussy this fake fraud liar will get is the easter bunnies, banny and spicy. Even Viagra wont lift that tiny limp nothing anyway. Love and Sex is over for that old ugly pos liar. Aint no sex in your violence asshole.

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  14. He can't go anywhere? How about a long walk off a short pier in a lead overcoat?

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    1. Anonymous4:32 PM

      Good idea! Kerplunk and the bubbles would rise to the service of the water, with him never to be seen or heard from again!

      It would then be so peaceful across the land!

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  15. Anonymous3:21 PM

    What he really doesn't like about his new life is the scrutiny. He's gotten away with everything (lies, bullying, fraud, liking the pussy's of women, etc.) throughout his life and isn't anymore and it's bugging the shit out of him!

    I want everyone to continue making the asshole's life Hell until he quits, resigns or is impeached!

    He's the worst representative of America our country has ever seen!

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  16. Anonymous3:42 PM

    Trump has been surrounded by "yes" men his whole life. No one ever told trump "No". I am sure he went to schools where his grades were based on his Daddy's income and he never actually ever had to work like most people. I do think tRump thought being President of the USA would be like the rest of his elitist, protected life. I think he thought everything he wanted would be "hugged and accepted" because he put those proclamations down and that would be enough. I do think tRump was raised in such a bubble that either his Daddy's influence or his money has paved the way. I, in no way, think he is acceptable for our country, but I think his extreme elitism has made him think he is.

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  17. Randall3:50 PM

    In the mid-terms, Hillary gets elected to the House...
    the Democrats take majorities in both the House and Senate...
    The Democratic Party selects Hillary as Speaker of the House...
    Trump quits...
    Pence gets impeached over Russia-gate.
    Hillary becomes President, can serve out the next two years
    and then get elected
    TWO more times.

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    1. Anonymous4:29 PM

      Oh, so perfect! I'd love seeing Hillary Clinton running our country. We need her BADLY!

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    2. Except Hillary isn't running any more. Why would she run for the House after being a Senator? Even if she did and the Dems took majority Nancy Pelosy would be elected speaker again.

      Nice fantasy.

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  18. Anonymous4:03 PM

    Trump complains ‘fake media’ won’t report on his ‘long list of achievements’

    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/04/trump-complains-fake-media-wont-report-on-his-long-list-of-achievements/

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  19. Anonymous4:07 PM

    OMG,this is disgusting.

    Social media sh*tstorm descends on Fox News over ‘deeply, ludicrously, egregiously dishonest’ tweets

    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/04/social-media-shtstorm-descends-on-fox-news-over-deeply-ludicrously-egregiously-dishonest-tweets/

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  20. Anonymous4:12 PM

    I feel sick watching Trump speak at his rally. It is obvious he is using this opportunity to trash and compete with the White House Correspondents Dinner. Now he is trashing the Obama administration. Good for him to keep milking the open borders card and no protection for Americans.

    I am not inspired nor encouraged by a president speechifying how everyone sucks, are failures in his full campaign mode. I truly pity Donald Trump who is driven to beat down everyone while conning his supporters everyone else lies.

    Will he speak about financial waste keeping his wife away and ferrying them to Florida or just point out the climate change agreement is a waste?

    Trump is a crude despicable man. Shame on this country for electing him.

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  21. Anonymous4:20 PM

    Trump is trying to compete w/the Correspondence Dinner. I can hardly wait to hear the jokes they tell about him and that is what he is dreading!

    Fuck Donald Trump! He's an idiot and the most insecure man I've watched in my entire life and I'm in my 70's. Can you imagine having to be around him on a daily basis? God forbid! I'd be running for the hills if I was his wife or kids. He's God awful and an idiot to boot!

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    1. Good luck with that lame victory rally or whatever the hell it is.

      Between the White House Correspondent's dinner and Samantha Bee's NOT the White House Correspondent's dinner, no one is paying attention to little Donnie.

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    2. Anonymous8:10 PM

      He scheduled this specifically well after saying that he couldn't make the 'Nerd Prom'; he had to have *some* excuse to run away from being roasted, and - well - on the 100 day mark, to be able to mutually masturbate with your fanbase, what could be better? /s

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  22. Anonymous4:28 PM

    How anyone can think this is abnormal is beyond me.
    I briefly looked at his Harrisburg campaign rally.
    This man is fucking delusional.
    There are tornados in Texas right now, flinging cars into the air, and Drumpf is talking about beating Hilary.
    He is genetically incapable of leading.






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  23. Anonymous4:28 PM

    All the cable channels are carrying his shitty speechifying! To include the channel that is covering the Correspondence Dinner. They ought to just cut him off and go to the dinner.

    If cable would stop carrying the bullshit he spews, Trump would really fall deeply in the polls. We don't need to see the fat jerk every other hour of the day. He's so damn repulsive!

    Jesus Christ! The guy is the weakest human I've ever encountered - especially for a man. He's so insecure. He needs to be run out of D.C. forever.

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    1. I am so f... angry. More resolve.

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    2. Anonymous5:11 PM

      "Especially for a man".

      Fuck you.

      Signed, Woman

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    3. Anonymous5:56 PM

      @4:28, So Trump is the only weak man you've ever met, most weak people are women?

      Fuck you.

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    4. Anonymous9:25 PM

      Yay didn't watch any media. Yay no fat orange pos.

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  24. Anonymous5:01 PM

    I'll bet he didn't think about how hard it would be, to hook up with his Russian Pee Hags, with the Secret Service watching his every move. Sad!

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  25. Anonymous5:02 PM

    Cry, donnie......such a pouty face that pic.
    Boo Hoo.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU-ifiGDNzY

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    1. Anonymous8:19 PM

      Even better, 5:02 PM.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y2rW9xEnw4

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    2. Anonymous9:25 PM

      Fugly ass mouth

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  26. Anonymous5:27 PM

    Can't go anywhere???

    He goes away for a long golfing weekend every fucking Friday- or THURSDAY.

    AND he charges America for it!!

    Fat orange asshole! Typical useless lazy Republican POS!

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  27. Anonymous5:40 PM

    So Trump took states where Xians were still pissed off about Same Sex Marriage and now he won't bring any new jobs to Wi, Penn and Ohio because they fell for his US First bullshit to get elected and he's proud of that? Okay

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  28. Anonymous6:29 PM

    Yep old ugly liar has never heard the word "no" little brat bully Donny had to go to military school at age 12 because he was a little tiny pos bully brat. And what did he learn there? Maybe got his ass kicked and whipped a few times. And maybe learned how to meaner and uglier than shit by the big boy brats at military school for fu^Ked up little boys. Did his dad groom him to be the Donald today that he is? Maybe.

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  29. What? Quit and lose out on all that free money coming to the Trump businesses? He's making money hand over fist by being so-called president. No way is he going to quit. In fact, he's already running for a second term: "Keep America Great!"

    Now, the question is, are the Reuters boys going to report everything as they saw it. Like the election map and how #45 seems still to be obsessed with the election even though he won six months ago. Can we count on them reporting on the mental state of the man with his little stubby fingers so close to launching WWIII and laying glowing waste to North Korea and in retaliation so much of the United States?

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  30. Anonymous6:50 PM

    Why do I get the feeling this weeks NRA Convention in which Trump attended would get the same attendees at a masturbation convention? Same thing I guess.

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    1. Anonymous1:29 AM

      was sara and toddles there too?

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  31. Anonymous7:48 PM

    Reagan adviser: Trump speech deeply disturbing

    Former presidential adviser David Gergen called President Donald Trump's speech at a campaign-style rally in Pennsylvania "deeply disturbing."

    Source: CNN

    http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/04/30/david-gergen-trump-rally-divisive-sot-nr.cnn

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  32. Anonymous1:09 AM

    There is a good read regarding "Why trump was sent to military school" and a guy that went to military school with him online. It explains trumps hateful approach to life. There is also this "direct supervisor" at military school that he had a close relationship with, probably raped by him. It talks about grooming him to be a bully, a heartless asshole and the mind bending shallow empty loveless lifestyle that trump was exposed to as a 12yr old. He is a grown ugly monster that bullied kids and became an adult evil loveless bully. I also once knew a kid sent away to military school. He was mental warped when he came out after 2 yrs. He got worst, he hurt a lot of people and never stopped lying and cheating in life. Don is a product of these sick warped institutions. They are dangerous. We must remove this person from infecting our society and children with his hateful mindset and empty words of lies. Don is a con artist and liar. He must resign himself and go home to his empty tower of spies and lies. Military schools must be looked at closely and monitored for abuse and creating dangerous men.

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  33. Anonymous1:18 AM

    Don's older brother died young, don was a bully, don likes bullies, did don have anything to do with it? He likes money, daddy had money. Don inherited money. Don the con will do anything for money. Even rig an election and lie and cheat and steal all the way. He is a liar. And was labeled a liar long before the so called rigger stole the usa election. A pathetic example of human. A dangerous example of man. Not a role model or person that you would want to be friends with. He is a taker. A faker. A liar and A cheat. He owes money to everyone. He will not release his tax returns because he is fully connected to foreign debt.

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