Friday, May 05, 2017

Donald Trump claims he is saving taxpayer money by going to New Jersey instead of his home in Trump tower. Talk about fake news.

In what universe does it save money for Trump to have a squad of Secret Service agents travel with him to New Jersey instead of going to Trump Tower where there is already a large contingent of agents on the premises to protect his wife and son?

That make no sense.

Maybe Melania has forbidden him to return to Trump Tower until after he is finished pretending to be the president?

Or maybe he was just trying to avoid seeing this in front of his favorite building.
By the way if Trump REALLY wanted to save taxpayer money perhaps he ought to force his wife and kid to join him in DC, and stop going to Florida every damn weekend.


  1. Anonymous5:04 PM

    The world would be so much better without men. There'd be no war. No mass genocide. Mothers raise kids so that wouldn't change.

    All true.

    1. Anonymous8:42 PM

    2. Given the state of science, I'm sure women could procreate without men.

      Men on the other hand? Not so much.

    3. Anonymous2:40 AM

      Bristol would have to admit she has been buying her own Louis Vuitton accessories. So you see, there is a flaw in your premise.

    4. Anonymous8:45 AM

      "Given the state of science..."

      Well that sure is undeniable scientific theory lol.

  2. Anonymous5:28 PM

    Actually if you live in NYC right now it's pretty intense when Trump is in town ; many more toad barriers; random backpack checks for pedestrians. We're not seeing this on days when it's just Melania in town.

    1. Anonymous7:18 PM

      Actually this is the one and only time that Trump has only been in NYC since he took office.

      Not intense at all.

      Your other lie is things are calm around Melania's hideout - but that's where the armored vehicles crowd the blocked street and where the searches are 24/7.

      You lying trolls are a fucking funny breed, aren't you?

  3. Anonymous6:10 PM

    "Excellency, the New Jersey pussy you ordered has arrived and has been stowed away in your suite, as ordered."

    "With big jugs, like I said? Tremendous... That's.... tremendous. Just... tremendous"

    (you know Drunpf is serious when he repeats the same simplistic word or phrase three times. In his mind it's a sign of intelligence and knowing all the best words. Plus it's a lot easier than thinking up three separate things to say."

  4. Anonymous6:13 PM

    The membership fee for the NJ Golf Club used to be $350,000, and speculation is it will triple now that he is calling it the summer white house. Taxpayers will probably be paying for a helipad there as well so all the people wanting to have his ear can helicopter in and not be seen. Two major airports in the area, JFK and La Guardia can get all his foreign "guests" there easily. He isn't even trying to hide the grift any more.

  5. Staying in DC would save taxpayers money.

  6. Anonymous7:11 PM

    The world is a safer place when the rotund old mental patient is on the golf course.

  7. Anonymous7:33 PM

    "I will be working out of my home in Bedminster, N.J. this weekend. Also saves country money!"


    If you worked at the house and office we the taxpayers are paying for, don do you think the country would save tons of money?

    1. Anonymous2:32 PM

      It really s quite simple.
      A BLACK FAMILY formerly lived in this house.
      Shitgibbon physically can't stand the thought of livng whre a black family once lived.
      It really really is as simple as this.
      I mena, do they change out th toilets? Do you think Shitgibbon would take a crap on the same toilet a black man once did? Changing the seat is not good enough. The porcelein, in his mind, is ruined. Cooties.

  8. Anonymous7:42 PM

    Maybe so called President Trump should realize that his new home is supposed to be the White House.

    Living in it should be an honor but we all know Trump cant take a shit unless his toilet is gold.We have a President who has no appreciation of history. Maybe we can excuse his wife because after all she was not an American until she married the Dump.

    Few have the honor to live in the White House and Trump treats it like dirt, like he is ashamed that it's not a palace. It has been good enough for every other President before him because they knew what it represents.

  9. Anonymous7:42 PM

    Ahem. He should "force Melania to move"? How? economic power? brute force?

    1. You know take away her allowance.

      Refuse to pay for any more plastic surgery.

      That kind of thing.

    2. Anonymous8:13 PM

      No you can't hold back plastic surgery allowances.

      Just like a car at oil change intervals, a girl needs her silicone topped off.

    3. Anonymous8:14 PM

      Good God! If Melania got anymore plastic surgery her eyes would be mere slits ! her makeup artist would quit but she could always get even bigger boobs, Trump loves the big boobs. That is just cruel Gryphen . If you take away her clothes ... wait we have already seen that she may be forced to actually play a role beyond being arm candy.

      Free Melania!

    4. Anonymous8:24 PM

      Something tells me Melania is into economic power and brute force.

    5. Considering the pictures we've seen of Donald and Ivanka and just imagining what Melania has seen and discovered in ten years, perhaps it's been a marriage of mutually assured destruction well before he got in the campaign, and each settled into his and her corner long ago?

      In order for both to continue enjoying the lifestyle, is it difficult to believe a bargain's been exchanged of 'stay away from me' and 'keep your mouth shut?' Less about 'freeing' anybody, than a case of she has her nukes and he has his?

      Haven't we long suspected a poor-man's version of just this with some couple in the 49th state?

    6. Anonymous9:51 PM

      So he announced that they have found a DC school for Barron. As a grandmother of autism, more power to that young man.

      Melania has now decided that she's ready to make a difference as in First Ladies before her? hahahahaha

      We all know who she is.

    7. Anonymous4:31 AM

      Diviaries at 9:51 pm. They should have been able to "find" an appropriate school for their son between the November election and the inauguration. There are many excellent schools in the D.C. area. I don't think that anyone looked. Trump himself couldn't have cared less and the third wife has language difficulties, but someone, maybe Ivanka, should have been given the job. Frankly, I think that finding an "appropriate" school was the last thing either of the Trumps were really interested in.

    8. Anonymous7:09 AM

      @8:24 Hostel 111?

  10. Sarah8:06 PM

    Mr Gryphen I have a querstion!

    Yu know how there always asking if theirs some whackyass shit in the wasilla water?

    Well it happened again!

  11. Anonymous8:59 PM


  12. Anonymous9:10 PM

    'Donald Trump has blamed the US constitution for the problems he has encountered during his first 100 days in office.

    In an interview with Fox News to mark the milestone, the Republican called the system of checks and balances on power “archaic”.
    “It’s a very rough system,” he said. “It’s an archaic system … It’s really a bad thing for the country.” -- May 1, 2017

    Need I say more? So much for the likes of the pee pond sites, their queen, and all they claim to stand behind. What a crock of SHIT. Seriously, $arah, STFU. We knew it from the start.

    1. Anonymous7:07 AM

  13. Anonymous9:36 PM

    Ooo we in nj get to see his fat arse in person.
    Ladies of night were already delivered.

    1. Anonymous11:13 PM

      No lady would touch that creepy man boy boob. Only paid gold diggers would do charity calls for that ugly old liar.

  14. Anonymous11:04 PM

    How about park your flat ass at our white house along with your holster until we impeach your fake bag of shit. Save the USA money! Quit !!!

    1. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  15. Anonymous11:06 PM

    Whoopsie, the FCC is checking out trump for his asinine threats about going to Hawaii to find President Obama's birth certificate.

  16. Anonymous11:09 PM

    Poor ape did not want to see reality at the rump tower of sin and lies. The American people rented an Apt. for our security at rump headquarters. The wiring is almost completed and the welcome wagon are there outside the building.

  17. Anonymous11:12 PM

    The world keeps getting smaller and smaller for mr trump. Pretty soon he wont be able to leave the white house. Protest everywhere he goes until he quits, resigns, or impeached.

  18. Anonymous11:15 PM

    show your tax returns trump.

  19. Anonymous12:55 AM

    The talking holster >0 is causing disruption all over the world because he is a bigly toxic waste of time and money. He should make America great and quit, resign, leave, be gone and vacate the people's house now before impeachment hearings begin.

  20. Anonymous12:22 PM

    Anyone think the reality TV star president will ever use Camp David for his getaway weekends?
    Most likely not since he cannot charge the government for use of a government owned facility.


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