Tuesday, May 30, 2017

I swear Donald Trump has an ironic tweet for every occasion.

If I were writing a comedy about a bungling president whose past remarks kept coming back to describe exactly how he was functioning in his job, I could not have come up with such devastatingly accurate material.

I keep waiting for Ashton Kutcher to jump out and tell the whole country it just got Punk'd.


  1. Anonymous2:51 AM

    Donald J. Trump has been punked by Vladimir Putin.

    We are the collateral damage or so #45 and his pal Putin believes. We must be persistent in our beliefs that do not align with despots.

    Resist in the voting booths across the nation every chance you get to unseat the traitorous Donald Trump GOP complicit manipulators and handlers. And send his beloved trumplings to prison.


    1. Anonymous7:36 AM

      OT?From Pagan Country..."Leaders tweeted a photo of themselves holding a football (soccer ball) and calling it the real “orb of world domination.” Apparently, the glowing orb President Donald Trump clasped with Saudi Arabian King Salman
      “loses power and is somewhat less threatening on these latitudes.”


  2. Anonymous3:30 AM

    No, Melania Trump's husband Donald J. Trump 🤡 didnt post that. He couldn't be that stupid?

  3. Anonymous3:34 AM

    Donald J. Trump 

    We need a President who isn't a laughing stock to the entire World. We need a truly great leader, a genius at strategy and winning. Respect!

    12:30 AM - 9 Aug 2014

    Well that counts Sarah Palin out of the running.

  4. Anonymous3:39 AM

    When will Jared the fuck up resign?

    Mike Dubke, Trump's communications director, has resigned

    05/30/2017 07:14 AM EDT

    Mike Dubke, President Donald Trump’s communications director, has resigned, Dubke told POLITICO.

    The veteran GOP strategist resigned on May 18, and Trump accepted immediately, Dubke said, adding that he offered to stay through the president’s first foreign trip to ensure there was a smooth transition as he exited.


  5. Anonymous3:43 AM

    Sources: Russians discussed potentially 'derogatory' information about Trump and associates during campaign

    (CNN) Russian government officials discussed having potentially "derogatory" information about then-presidential candidate Donald Trump and some of his top aides in conversations intercepted by US intelligence during the 2016 election, according to two former intelligence officials and a congressional source.

    One source described the information as financial in nature and said the discussion centered on whether the Russians had leverage over Trump's inner circle. The source said the intercepted communications suggested to US intelligence that Russians believed "they had the ability to influence the administration through the derogatory information."...


  6. Anonymous3:49 AM

    Read my lips, no Trump tax returns, so stop asking?

    .... Comments from the President's sons -- who currently run the Trump Organization's sprawling business -- have raised questions about ties to Russia.

    In 2008, Donald Trump Jr. said at a forum on real estate markets that Trump's businesses "see a lot of money pouring in from Russia." Earlier this year, journalist James Dodson claimed that in 2014, Eric Trump told him that that the golf business did not need American investment because "we have all the funding we need out of Russia." Eric Trump has vigorously denied he made the remark.

    Trump's personal attorneys recently released a letter asserting that in the past decade of tax returns, "with few exceptions," there is no income from Russians sources, including debt owed or interest paid to Russian lenders by Trump or his business entities. In a break from decades of tradition, the President has refused to release his tax returns....


  7. Anonymous3:53 AM

    Our condolences to Donald Trump. He loves strong men.

    Death Of A Strongman
    Former Panama Dictator Manuel Noriega Has Died At 83

  8. Anonymous3:59 AM

    President Trump consumes classified intelligence like he does most everything else in life: ravenously and impatiently, eager to ingest glinting nuggets but often indifferent to subtleties....

    Yet there are signs that the president may not be retaining all the intelligence he is presented, fully absorbing its nuance, or respecting the sensitivities of the information and how it was gathered....
    -Washington Post

  9. Anonymous4:39 AM

    Trump is endorsing Hillary Clinton in that tweet!

  10. Anonymous4:53 AM

    We need a President who isn't a laughing stock to the entire World. We need a truly great leader, a genius at strategy and winning.

    We also need a leader :

    Who has stamina, doesn't need a golf cart when other world leaders walk.

    Doesn't lust after his daughter.

    Doesn't assault women.

    Who pays his bills and doesn't require a lawsuit to force him to pay.

    Who is not a Putin kiss ass.

    Who doesn't have anything to hide in his income taxes.

    Who is faithful to his spouse which leads to being faithful to the United States of America.

    To Be Continued

  11. Anonymous5:02 AM

    tRump has a very high opinion of HIMSELF, if he really thinks those qualities apply to HIM. He is a below average intelligence, sub par man, with zero personal charisma. Bluff and bluster, and pretending he is wealthy might work in HIS world, but most of us are not easily fooled. He did not make friends overseas, with the exception of the Saudi's (the ones who destroyed the World Trade Center)the other leaders saw him as an orange joke.

  12. Anonymous5:06 AM

    Donald John Trump the laughing stock of the entire world is so ignorant and disgusting it is painfully embarrassing to watch. Going from President Obama to this ass clown hurts bad. I have never dealt with such a chronic insane liar as Donald john trump. ALL of his so called friends say he will lie right to your face about the time of day. Don is a terrible evil mental case that stole the election from the first woman president elected by and for the people. He is a thief, liar, con artist, lousy actor and evil salesman. He best resign before the arrest.

  13. Anonymous5:11 AM

    This asshole and his master Russian operatives were planning this operation snow white job on America for many years. He is a scientologist and that cult has been brewing for quite a time now. It takes time to get operatives in place to pull this con job off. Study the history of scientology and their plan to take over the world. As trump has said he represents the "silent majority" which is scientologist. It is a cult of evil.

    1. Anonymous7:37 AM

      Oh who fucking cares! The ogliarchs are the ones to seek and destroy. Nice try!

  14. Anonymous5:44 AM

    You mean past comments like the President spends too much time golfing, writes too many executive orders, that the First Lady insulted the Saudis by not wearing a head scarf, and if u want immunity u must b guilty? Those types of comments?

  15. It's not his fault, he's high on covfefe.


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