The National Rifle Association held their much anticipated concealed-carry “fashion show” this weekend in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, as part of their first annual gun-lovers convention, “Carry Guard Expo.”
The three-day event featured appearances from outspoken figures like Dana Loesch, as well as workshops and seminars like “Basic Hemorrhage Control,” “Homestead Security Planning,” and “The Most Important Skills You WILL Need in a Gun Fight.” (Emphasis NRA.)
Over 30 vendors showcased various gun accessories geared toward the NRA patron always looking for a new way to hide her gun in her handbag.
The options included bra holsters, quick-draw tote bags, and even solutions for the professional woman — all modeled by girls-next-door, biker chicks, and men who look like they own a lot of guns.
"I'm sorry do you have a holster that doesn't create an unsightly bulge yet still flatters my eyes in case I have to draw down on a handsy date or a rowdy bar patron?"
Seriously how did the Palins NOT get invited to this thing?
Honey, does this holster make my ass look too fat?... Bang.. Bang... Bang....
ReplyDeleteHow paranoid do you have to be? I don't care if it's their right or not, they look utterly ridiculous!
ReplyDeleteWillow can model her new bathing suit. It must come in a model for carrying a concealed weapon.
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Between this and the elite underground bunker gang, the survivalist and preparation nuts it is clear that they have invested much money and effort for discourse in the usa, they have watched too many hunger games movies and mad max movies. The hacky gamers and bots, Loons, alt rights and all the rest are simple weak souls with no direction or place to go. They cannot hide and now trump has exposed all of them.
ReplyDeleteI look forward to the tough look fad fading away. The gloom and doom. The hate. It is time to tame this beast and give Americans, the young, the world hope for a bright future of calm and peace. Trump and the small deplorable support of him have caused serious societal problems. The deception and lies have caused harm to our young and elderly. The uneducated are confused. It is a crime. It must stop now and it must stop around the world.
ReplyDeleteI am not a gun owner but the NRA provided a great marketing strategy with this show. Sales must be down since they can't convince people Obama is going to take away their guns anymore.
ReplyDeleteHey, Clyde, ain't she purdy! No, I mean the boot holster!
ReplyDeleteSomething tells me, that unlike Trump rallies, this is one gathering where black actors weren't hired to look like fellow enthusiasts.
ReplyDeleteLike many things.....some people should not own a gun, drive a car, breed or debate.
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