Tuesday, August 01, 2017

Paul Ryan does a macho man cosplay in order to convince morons the Republicans are serious about building a border wall.

Damn, when it comes to failed attempts to appear manly I swear Paul Ryan has no rival.

I mean really.

Let's face it you Howdy Doody looking mother fucker, THERE IS NOT GOING TO BE ANY WALL!

Sure somebody is going to dig some post holes, and undoubtedly somebody will do a little surveying, but ultimately the wall has about as much chance of materializing as Paul Ryan's balls have of finally dropping and allowing him to reach puberty.


  1. WA Skeptic2:12 PM

    Hey, Paul, it doesn't count unless you take your shirt off.

    1. Anonymous3:43 PM

      you Howdy Doody looking mother fucker, Hilarious

    2. abbafan4:19 PM

      "Does Howdy Doody got wooden balls man"?
      H/T to Cheech & Chong's "Up In Smoke"

  2. Anonymous2:13 PM

    He really looks stupid with that backwards baseball cap.

  3. Anonymous2:26 PM


    Macho men?

  4. Anonymous2:30 PM

    Just another goofy look Republican that passes himself off as a manly dude! Following right in step w/The Donald! Yuk!!! Neither are attractive to the majority of women in America! The joke is that they think they are!

  5. Anonymous2:33 PM

    He's not man enough to be in the same room as his constituents.

  6. Anonymous2:39 PM

    NORMAL 'munchie man' "Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) has introduced landmark legislation that would remove Marijuana from the list of federally controlled substances."
    "Descheduling marijuana and applying that change retroactively to people currently serving time for marijuana offenses is a necessary step in correcting this unjust system. States have so far led the way in reforming our criminal justice system and it’s about time the federal government catches up and begins to assert leadership.”"


  7. Anonymous2:40 PM

    Hey, I looked up stupid in the dictionary and saw this exact image of this dumbbell rian! Also looked up ,hypocrite, racist ,hateful, imbecile,yep same thing.A very popular retard!
    He is the poster child for superfluous! He add zero value. Maybe as a kiss ass and thug.

  8. Anonymous2:42 PM

    This is off topic but I just read an article about Anne Coulter who said" marijuana makes people retarded".
    Considering how Sarah Palin flew into a self righteous rage when a Democrat used that word, I would like to see her have to respond and condemn Anne Coulter.
    I personally cannot stand that word, but Palin has to be called out if she let's Coulter slide on this.
    Anybody have any ideas?

    1. Anonymous4:30 PM



    2. Anonymous4:43 PM

      Sarah Palin is basically retarded. She is slow, stupid and foolish. Among many, many other ugly and nasty behaviors!
      Retard definitely fits
      Stupid horse face Coulter.
      We do have wonderful children that take longer to develop. Unfortunately we have mislabeled them as retarded ! That is on the adults, not the children .We are stupid , selfish ,egotistical hypocritical people.We might look at ourselves once in a while. We are the fucking problem . Not the word that discribes Sarah palin and Coulter!
      They are ignorant retards!!!!

    3. Anonymous6:47 PM

      Palin - early dementia? ?? She's a strange one to begin with. She seems to have gotten even more erratic and off the rails as time goes on. Maybe you should seek help for your wife,Toad. She's ready for a good staycation at the Anchorage funny farm.

    4. Anonymous6:48 PM

      A while back when coulter first used the word retard twitter and Facebook dragged palin over the coals about her silence, so don't hold your breath.

    5. Anonymous7:25 PM

      Ann Coulter is a nasty Republican poster girl. She never has anything to say.
      She is too old to be acting like a high school mean girl. And Ryan is also too old to be sporting a dumb high school jock image.
      The Republicans, trying to stay fit for the survival of the fittest. Hee haw!

    6. Anonymous9:35 PM

      Palins claim to fame was Trig, a prop for her redneck base.

      She rode that train portraying having a downs syndrome kid as a blessing It's all cool when your a millionaire who can afford to do whatever you want.

      Meanwhile in the real world people thought she would help them. Alas she never did. Palin is a fake and a Diva. She had a real cause and let it go, mind you she could have made a shit load more money on Trig but he embarrased her the older he got and she really knew nothing about him.I wonder how she feels now that she is stuck at home with him with no speaking engagements to run off to and his "cuteness" factor gone.Is she getting a reality check? NO she still has the money to hire caregivers.

  9. Anonymous2:45 PM

    " the president, who’s sworn to uphold U.S. laws. It also would be a betrayal of the federal government’s obligations to health insurance companies acting as its business partners."


  10. Anonymous2:46 PM

    They are actually starting with that fence - in a critical wildlife protection area in Texas, where people have no say on what to do!

  11. Anonymous2:47 PM

    Read it and weep!


    1. "U.S. Customs and Border Protection will begin constructing the first segment of President Trump’s border wall in November through a national wildlife refuge, using money it’s already received from Congress.

      That’s what a U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service official recently told a nonprofit group that raises money to support two national wildlife refuges in South Texas, according to the group’s vice president."

      That may be the ONLY money they get for this boondoggle. So that small section may be the only part that is built.

      But that won't save the preserve. The Death Party will fuck it over just because. And everlasting tribute to their callous disregard of, well, everything.

      Fuck Trump. Fuck the GOP. Fuck their Deplorable supporters.

      "For the past six months, CBP has been quietly preparing a site to build a nearly 3-mile border barrier through the Santa Ana National Wildlife Refuge, according to The Texas Observer. The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers also has reportedly begun drilling and soil testing in California and New Mexico."

      "But construction on the wall was not expected to begin until January because Congress has yet to approve CBP’s budget. On Thursday, the House approved a spending bill that contained $1.6 billion to build pieces of the wall in Texas and California. Its fate in the Senate is uncertain.

      However, CBP recently told a senior Fish and Wildlife Service official in Texas that the agency would shift funds to pay for the new segment out of its current budget. The official passed on the news to Chapman’s group this week.

      The Fish and Wildlife Service official confirmed the remarks, but asked not to be identified for fear of losing his job."

      "The 2,088-acre Santa Ana refuge, located along the Rio Grande south of McAllen, is considered one of the nation’s top bird-watching sites, with more than 400 species of birds. The refuge is also home to two endangered wildcats — the ocelot and jaguarundi — and some of the last surviving stands of sabal palm trees in South Texas.

      A wall cutting through the refuge could do serious environmental damage, Chapman said, undermining the reason Congress appropriated money to buy the land in the first place. But under a 2005 law, the Department of Homeland Security can waive any environmental regulations that would normally impede construction in a sensitive wildlife area."

      2005. Homeland Security.

      George W. Bush still fucking us over.



    2. Anonymous6:29 PM

      We have real enemies like Russia and North Korea and we want to spend billions on a wall that wont keep anyone out. Suddenly Mexico is a bigger threat.

      How damn dumb are we to have a President who focuses on this instead of a real threat? My sister lives in AZ. they hire illegals all the time for tile work or to clean their houses so Americans support it, they bitch about illegals but they want work done cheap. If you really want them gone don't hire them. Hypocrites.

    3. Anonymous7:42 PM

      When you get a new roof on your house here in Louisiana in the summer,you better believe that everyone working on that roof is from Mexico.No one else will do it,and the price is cheap.

  12. Anonymous2:51 PM

    They are hell-bound to build that fence. No matter WHO pays for it (which will be the people anyway...)


  13. Anonymous3:17 PM

    Ryan is a tax payer funded goofball. This silliness about him being a policy wonk is laughable. He got his, screw the rest of us. Driving the Weinermobile and flipping burgers were his only real jobs. He's been mooching off the taxpayer ever since. Typical republican who got elected. Oh, and he washes clean pots for photo ops. He is a completely phony sociopathic Ayn Rand acolyte. Self interest and greed are his motto.

    1. Anonymous9:29 PM


  14. Senate confirms Christopher Wray as head of the FBI.


  15. Anonymous3:55 PM

    Even with heavy competition from Louie Gohmert and Steve King, Lyin' Ryan is probably the goofiest SOB to ever walk the House floor. While Mitch McCorporate Welfare is probably the dumbest SOB to ever hold a gavel anywhere. That's our Congress.

    I'll stop now. Proceeding to make mention of the stupid in the West Wing would require a book length comment.

    Build a wall. Probably less than moderately effective with foot traffic, while totally ignoring air and water travel, or what ladders and tunnels can facilitate.

    1. The vast majority come in legally on tourist, study or work visas and then just stay after the visa expires.

      The wall is just a bankrupting boondoggle that will destroy everything it touches from the environment to the economy.

  16. Anonymous3:57 PM

    Paul Ryan/macho man. Oxymoron.


    1. Anonymous5:34 PM

      What's the gaydar reading?

      Even though he's married and goes to church and is a republican and shit

    2. Anonymous6:56 PM

      I don't care about his sexuality, party or religion. I care about his integrity.


    3. Anonymous3:30 AM

      Of which he has none, GeorgiaPeach.

  17. Anonymous6:48 PM

    The losers have to blame somebody. How many illegals from Mexico are taking away that 20 dollar an hour job? In Pheonix AZ. there is a coroner where they stand and people pull up and say "I need some lawn work" or "I need my house cleaned" . And they get it for half the price. The American way right? Who are the users here? Principles go by the wayside if you can get tile work , house cleaning and yard work done at half the price.

    1. Anonymous9:32 PM

      a coroner where they stand.

  18. Anonymous7:27 PM

    They were talking about Trump being a man without a party.
    Ryan is trying to suck up just in case these nazi thing goes full nazi.

    1. Anonymous9:54 PM

      Yeah but gotta be blonde to be Aryan, right Paul??

    2. I don't get why Ryan is sucking up to Trump so much. He didn't think much of him even when he was on the GOP ticket.

  19. Anonymous9:39 PM


    in a state of pitiful or contemptible intellectual or moral ignorance, typically owing to a lack of opportunity.
    overtaken by darkness.

  20. Anonymous9:40 PM

    He didn't say anything! "When you see what they're up against..." OK, show me what they're up against. Don't just spout nonsense and then expect me to agree. There's no there there.


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