Celebrity gossip site includes Bristol Palin as a "celebrity" who lost weight on Dancing with the Stars. Wait, what?

So this is how the images are displayed on Page Six for an article entitled "Celebrities who lost tons of weight on Dancing with the Stars."

However as anybody who has been visiting this site for the last several years will notice immediately those pictures are actually reversed.

This image actually shows Bristol's weight GAIN while on the show.

This was Bristol at the very end of the show in 2010.

In fact her bizarre weight gain earned so much attention that she attempted to explain it away in her ghostwritten book using logic that could only convince the dumbest human beings on the planet:

So let me address this issue head-on. I'm not skinny and I'm not fat. I'm a girl like everyone else who lives in this era of airbrushed photos who's trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle. And do you know what? I'm succeeding. Everyone talks about how strenuous the Dancing with the Stars workouts are, but they're nothing compared to any high school basketball practice. Though one contestant famously lost forty-one pounds, I have to assume it was because she was not too active beforehand. Because I was an active kid before I started, this show actually took my activity level down a notch. That meant I was not going to be seeing rapid weight loss. Which was fine with me.

Yes that is right, Bristol claims that she gained so much weight because she was so incredibly active before the exhausting rehearsal schedule that she actually gained weight, while EVERYBODY ELSE lost weight at an accelerated rate.

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Now I have no idea who paid this tabloid site to engage in this revisionist history, but it is hard to believe they actually fucked up this badly on their own.