In attempt to make connection to real celebrity Bristol Palin claims to have read a book.

OMGD you guys! I just tried to read a book.

Courtesy of the Daily Mail:

As she copes with her recent split from her estranged husband Dakota Meyer, Bristol Palin is leaning on her Christian faith and reading the inspirational book Chris Pratt relied on during his breakup with his wife Anna Faris. 

The 27-year-old mother-of-three took to Instagram Stories on Wednesday to share a photo of Pastor Chad Veach's book 'Faith Forward Future: Moving Past Your Disappointments, Delays, and Destructive Thinking.' 

'I saw this on @prattprattpratt ig awhile ago, it is such a great read if you need a little kick in the @$$ (becoming a book worm lately),' she wrote. 

Let me just say that as somebody who has read way more than his share of Bristol text messages I find it quite unlikely that she could even sound out three syllable words without a tutor sitting right next to her. 

And as for her "Christianity" let me just say that her appearances at any Wasilla church while growing up were few and far between.

Christianity is just the disguise that the Palins wear in an attempt to hide their true nature.

I would not be at all surprised if Bristol actually held out some hope that Chris Pratt, of "Guardians of the Galaxy" fame, might actually reach out to her in response to this article and give her the opportunity to start working on making him her next sugar daddy.

After all a girl has needs.

And for a Palin those needs are mostly financial.