Showing posts with label April Morlock. Show all posts
Showing posts with label April Morlock. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

By unpopular demand, revisiting Week 9 of Bristol Palin's stint on DWTS.

So this last Sunday I happened to write a post about a 20/20 behind the scenes look at Dancing with the Stars, which focused on the incredible weight loss experienced by "ALL" of the contestant who have appeared on the program.

Of course the only interesting thing about that to most of us was that Bristol was the ONLY contestant to actually gain weight. Which of course has suggested to most of us that there was a reason beyond laziness and poor eating habits that had to account for that.

November 2010, before the finals. H/T to Kajo.
Obviously when I wrote this post I realized that it would attract a significant number of troll attacks attempting desperately to  argue for essentially ANY other scenario than the one that most of us would recognize as the ONLY likely explanation.

And it did.

However it mostly seemed to come from one EXTREMELY disturbed individual, who frenetically posted over and over again that we were all crazy and kept referring to this:

You fail to explain how she was slim in her week 9 costume. (Waltz) 

And this:

Really because she was definitely flat bellied in some outfits in the later weeks of the show. Check out her waltz costume. 

And of course this:

How did she gain "so much weight?" She clearly was no bigger than when she started. Compare her week 2 and week 8. 3 months is a long time for a pregnancy. 

Her weight was pretty stable. Think of the physical a contestant would undergo

So I thought, well I like to be fair, let's all take a look at the video from Week 9 and judge whether she looked "flat bellied" or that she was really "no bigger than when she started."

By the way you are going to love this little trip through memory lane as it is chock full of Palin mythology, including the "golden child" reference, the blaming everything on Levi, the close family BS, and even features an appearance by Bristol BFF April Morlock.

My favorite part is that despite how tightly they wrapped her in Spanx for the actual dance, virtually EVERY other scene in the video shows her obvious weight gain.

In other words Palin fairy tale troll, EPIC FAIL!

Bristol on The View after end of DWTS. Picture has only been lightened NOT photoshopped!