Showing posts with label Ivy Frye. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ivy Frye. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Ivy Frye flies the coop! Today's Palin camp rumor du jour.

Sources have revealed that Ivy Frye has decided to pack up her Sarah Palin girl crush and leave the Palin family circus yet again.

As many of you remember this is certainly not the first time Ivy has jumped ship. (From Vanity Fair's Sarah Palin: The Sound and the Fury: Her Wasilla social circle has narrowed practically to nothing. People who know Kristan Cole and Kris Perry, her closest local friends and advisers of longest standing, say that the relationships have deteriorated. Her former aides Meg Stapleton and Ivy Frye are said to have parted with Palin on bad terms.)

After that time of course she was cautiously brought back into the fold but demoted to Bristol Palin handbag carrier, Tripp babysitter, and of course Grizzled Mama spy.


The scuttlebutt is that THIS break happened right around the time a certain leaked manuscript, co-written by a certain Palin insider, found its way onto the internet.

If my sources are accurate it may be that Sister Sarah was none too happy with the obvious girl on girl infatuation that Bailey's manuscript revealed, and when Frye wanted to tag along on an upcoming trip she was given the cold Palin shoulder. (Better watch out Ram!  You're next.)

Ouch, girlfriend!  That has to sting!  Especially after you spent all of those long months following Bristol around in California during DWTS, slapping fast food out of her hands, and trying to make sure her pregnant overfed stomach was not protruding out too far when cameras were present. (By the way you sucked at that.)



So what is a former Palin-bot with very few marketable skills supposed to do out in the cold unforgiving wilds of Alaska?  Hmm, that is a puzzler.

You know I do believe I read somewhere, I can't remember where now, that Frye had some experience writing letters to the editor and signing other people's names to them. Hey, I have an idea!  Perhaps she could write something for profit!  Like, and I am just brainstorming here, a book about her recent employment by, and experiences with, a certain Wasilla celebrity?

What do you say Ivy?  Just say the word and I can find you an experienced and willing co-author in ten, no make that five, minutes.  Just think about it, that is all I am asking.