When I was a kid we received television shows on a two week delay.
We had the sixties in the seventies, the seventies in the eighties, we skipped the eighties because they sucked, and then had the nineties a decade late.
Things were getting better for us until the first Alaskan snagged to run for the Vice Presidency damaged our reputation so badly that now the rest of the country thinks we are a bunch of Bible thumping, methamphetamine addicted, Tea Party dipshits.
