A Vagina Monologue: Vagina, Interrupted.

Could you even imagine how men would respond if women suddenly became powerful enough to pass legislation telling them if and when they could take Viagra? Or that they had to always wear a condom? Or that they were no longer allowed to watch porn?

Yeah fellas, think about THAT for a moment!

(A grateful hat tip to Frozen Justice.)

The Godless Vagina. That got your attention didn't it?

Now I must confess I don't have one of these, so I cannot write with any authority about how one feels about theirs.  However I really thought that this made a certain amount of sense.

Personally I have always been in awe of the vagina and have always approached access to it as a privilege.  If I was disrespectful to the owner in any way, married or not, I fully expected to be denied contact with this special part of her anatomy, until she had forgiven me of course.

While in a relationship I never felt it was my right to have ANY say over what she did with her vagina one way or another. And I certainly do not believe that a person NOT married to, or in a committed relationship with, the owner, should even consider acting is if they have any authority over it one way or another.

One final thought.

I have often heard that women suffer from "penis envy," something which I find almost impossible to believe.

After all how can that be? Actual human beings are known to emerge from this most amazing body part.

All men can manage to do with THEIR appendage is write their name in the snow.

Not even a close contest. Women win hands down.