Showing posts with label white trash. Show all posts
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Wednesday, September 10, 2014

White trash family brawl, or no white trash family brawl, dammit Sarah Palin has some endorsing to do.

The young man on the left is Zach Dasher, which believe it or not is not his porn name, and Palin wants to endorse the crap out of him.

Here is her pitch courtesy of 'Do You Know Who I Am's" Facebook page:  

A few months ago, I had the chance to hear Zach Dasher speak right before his uncle (the Duck Commander himself, Phil Robertson) addressed the audience at the Republican Leadership Conference in Louisiana. After, I told Zach that we need more young, passionate warriors like him in Washington. Zach Dasher is just the type of next generation conservative we need in Congress, and I’m glad he and his family have accepted the call and the challenge to enter the political fray. Zach is a small businessman, a husband to Jill, a dad to four beautiful kids, and a leader within his church. He’s pro-life, a staunch supporter of our Second Amendment rights, and will fight for a smaller federal government. 

While some would expect Zach to ride the wave of our friends and his famous Duck Commanding family, he's chosen a different path. You need to look no further than his first campaign ad for the positive, hopeful, and conservative message that more in our party need to embrace. As Zach says, “let’s wake up our nation and get back to work.” 

Zach Dasher understands what our Founders meant by the “blessings of liberty” and will be a happy, happy, happy warrior in Washington to restore them! We need more young conservative citizens like Zach to take a stand and fight for our country’s future. His candidacy inspires me and I am proud to support him!

 - Sarah Palin

Apparently Dasher is campaigning to be a Congressman representing Louisiana's Fifth District.

The first thing mentioned on his About Zach page is that he is a Christian so we already know the demographic he is targeting.

He is also plumb grateful that Palin decided to lay her endorsement on his hillbilly ass as well

Well with her endorsement, and the publicity of being related to the Duck Dynasty dipshits, I think we already know what his chances are of winning.

Is there a number lower than zero?

But hey you have to respect a woman who after a weekend of brawling, and screaming obscenities, still has the gumption to make a phone call and demand that her ghostwriter do something to distract her critics and put up a damn endorsement already.

Right?