Monday, March 13, 2006

Cheerleaders on trial for bar brawl deny having lesbian sex in bathroom. I bet that woke you up!

A former Carolina Panthers cheerleader avoided jail Monday by pleading no contest to charges stemming from her role in a brawl sparked by accusations that she was having sex with another cheerleader in the bathroom of a bar.

I can't believe this is what passes for news in this day and age. I for one am terribly disappointed in MSNBC for even posting this story. How can any cable news network expect to be taken seriously when they waste space on these titillating little throw away stories designed to appeal to our more prurient interests.

However if you are a struggling Alaskan liberal website attempting to attract more visitors, well then who could blame you? Everybody loves lesbians!

Well not everybody. I guess I might be in danger of losing all of my Christian fundamentalist visitors.

Actually there is probably not too much danger of that now is there?

I think the one on the left is cuter.

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