Since when did sitting naked on a picnic table not turn a woman on? When did that change?

A Dauphin County sheriff's deputy has been suspended after being charged with criminal behavior.

Anthony Fritz has been charged with stalking, harassment and lewdness.

According to an affidavit, Fritz used a cell phone to send sexual messages to a female who lives across the street from him. The affidavit also said that Fritz sent her a picture of himself exposed, and on two occasions sat naked on a picnic table behind her home.

I just refuse to believe that sitting naked on a picnic table is not an instant turn on. Maybe it was watching him pull splinters out of his fat ass that cooled her flames of passion.