Low on cash? Here are some ideas for do-it-yourself sex toys. Yep, it is another IMMORAL post.

Look, I consider myself a resource for those who want more information on what terrible things our government is doing in our country and around the world. That is one aspect of my goal.

But on the other hand I am also somebody who would like to enlighten my fellow internet users on the joys of guilt free sex and sexual exploration. I think that if we worried less about how we can gain dominance over other countries, and more attention to achieving personal pleasure, then we would be a much more satisfied country.

And this article gives some useful tips as well as to warn of some of the possible problems if you are not careful. Did you know this?

In a 2001 sex survey by The Portland Mercury, 6 percent of people reported they "had sex with fruit" and 10 percent got it on with a vegetable. When it comes to food, don't think just because it's edible, you can put it in places other than your mouth. Anything that contains starch or sugar (potatoes, candy, Popsicles) can lead to a yeast imbalance in your pussy. The skin of non-organic fruits and vegetables contains pesticides, and cured meat like salami and sausage contains nitrites and other nasty preservatives; no one wants that in the hoo-ha. Did you know that there is some research that shows that certain foods—including melon, banana, zucchini, and cucumber—can aggravate ragweed allergies? I know a guy who stuck a cucumber up his butt and broke out in hives. Bet it was fun explaining that to the emergency room nurse. When in doubt and to reduce the risk of having to tell a health care professional why your insides reek of pepperoni, cover your chosen tool with a condom.

There, now wasn't that informative?

Now see here I thought that in order to have sex with a fruit I had to "go gay". See what I learned? I won't even go into what I thought having sex with a vegetable entailed.