Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Dick Cheney's gay daughter is knocked up! Turkey baster demands paternity test.

Mary Cheney, the openly gay daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney and his wife, Lynne, is pregnant.

Mary Cheney, 37, and her partner of 15 years, Heather Poe, 45, are expecting a baby, said Lea Anne McBride, a spokeswoman for the vice president. The baby is due in late spring.

You know Mary Cheney should get married so that her kid does not get teased for being a bastard. I mean it is bad enough that he has to go through life being related to Dick "Mephistopheles" Cheney.

Too bad her dad hates the gays.

2 comments:

  1. Her partner of 15 years. That is longer than most marriages I've seen.

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  2. Longer then either of mine lasted.

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