Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Perhaps the question the MSM would feel comfortable asking Sarah Palin is what are your exercise and diet secrets?

This picture was taken on Wednesday, May28 2008.

Four weeks after Governor Sarah gave birth!

I know that there are millions of women who would pay a ton of money to get their hands on a book detailing how Palin dropped her babyweight so damn fast.

I mean the women could make a fortune!

Jane Fonda, Christie Brinkley, Suzanne Sommers, and even Janet Jackson have made a ton of money selling books and video tapes of their weight loss routines.

But none of these ladies can hold a candle to the amazing weight loss displayed by our Governor Sarah! Whatever she does to keep her staff from noticing that she is expecting until an incredible seven months into the pregnancy and then to drop the baby weight enough to wear fashionable skirts only four months after giving birth is a must read for every professional new mother on the go.

Do it for women everywhere Mrs. Palin.

Hillary would.

(Hat tip to my good friend Enigma for the photo)

19 comments:

  1. Gryphen,

    The birth was an Immaculate Conception!

    There was no labor. Little Trig just appeared, a la, transmogrification!

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  2. Anonymous8:56 AM

    Her weight loss secret is obvious! Babysitting her new little grandson while the mommie is out making a new baby is a workout!

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  3. Anonymous10:04 AM

    "Let me be as clear as possible.I think people's families are off-limits, and people's children are especially off-limits."—Barack Obama

    Follow his lead. You are all acting like Republicans.

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  4. I about fell on the floor when I "found" this photo last night- it was her an energy conference with her hubby....in May. weeks after the delivery.

    ( hey always check one's email....as someone at the conference sent it to me ...)

    Anyways...Obama is right that we should be kind and respectful to the girl ....and we have been...very....BUT we are still Good Americans, and we have taken off our Democratic Hats and put on our Detective Hats....trying to get to the truth...

    the Repugs should thank us as in a matter of Days we have been Internet Vetting Palin...

    and found out so many Concerning Things..
    her Troopergate, the Teddy Stevens 527, her Belonging to a Secession party, her besaddling the small Hamlet town she mayored with millions of debt......

    And yet she proudly thrust her poor family in the limelight and HER values...

    As Good Americans we can not be Sheeple right now....she plans and wishes to occupy 1600 Ave. and she has the credientials of PTA, and Beauty Queen....

    She was never vetted...she got a phone call...

    ( and just for the record- I am not a Good Christian- but what she is doing to that poor girl- as a mom- kinda makes me sick...horrible woman...who the hell is taking care of those poor kids...)

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  5. Love the sarcasm shown within the post. I can't really say whose baby it is, but I will enjoy the truth when it's found, cause it will definitely be uncovered.

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  6. Anonymous12:21 PM

    If she wasn't showing at 7 months, why would she be showing one month after delivery. Are there pics of Bristol in June or May?

    HOWEVER. This is a concern to the Americans who wish to have sane birds and bees policies for their childrens futures.

    Should little girls be forced to go through labor, then wipe baby butt off little faces? How 'bout we force boys into getting the vasectomy snip to avoid these very convenient circumstances for the McCain campaign to win Dobson votes on?

    I think Palin is a great choice to give Obama the win. I'm going to start drinking and partying now.

    Why wait?



    If these people win, I swear I'll

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  7. Anonymous12:21 PM

    You are all acting like Republicans.

    i don't understand. what's wrong w/asking her for her diet secrets! millions of women want to know, and i am sure finding out how to control your contractions to board a long flight would be very valuable information that could save lives.

    sarah owes sharing her secrets on body control with not just american women, but all women.

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  8. Actually, we are being extremely nicer than we could be, considering Gov. Palin threw her daughter AND her party under the bus. Seems to me that Ms. Palin knew her daughter's condition before she was offered the VP spot if her daughter is truly 5 months' pregnant. She could have had a quiet wedding ASAP and claim her daughter (legitimately) was married and pregnant and no one would have said anything. But nooooo. Her ambition overcame her regard for her daughter's reputation and she let it become a scandal. Which also is a bad thing on the campaign trail, eh?

    So don't shoot the messenger, anonymous concern-troll. We're not OBamabots, we are citizens who want to know the truth.

    Ms. Palin was more cruel to her daughter than any one of us could ever hope to be.

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  9. Anonymous1:45 PM

    They are saying Bristol is now pregnant....she is not now, she just still has babyfat from giving birth to Trig. Sarah will take the stage and accept the nomination. Next week Bristol will have a "miscarriage" due to the stress and Sarah will pull out "for the sake of her family". Bristol then will not marry the father (who doesn't want her or Trig anyway) and Sarah can continue the farce....getting support and sympathy from all of her supporters who believe she made the choice to have a Downs baby. Don't you all know how the repuglican mind works????

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  10. Anonymous1:49 PM

    Anyone notice that Trig actually looks like Bristol's boyfriend Levi, as opposed to Sarah and her husband?

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  11. Anonymous1:54 PM

    an archive of the myspace pages to find some more of the truth in alaska

    http://rapidshare.com/files/142155497/palin.zip.html

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  12. Anonymous2:11 PM

    Well, if given the choice i'd much rather be known as an Obamabot than a flip-flopping McMutant. It's a scandal worthy of media attention as is an oval office bj. That SINNER!

    Thank you, John McCain. Thank you for ruining any chance you had. No wonder 50,000 protesters didn't show in Minneapolis yesterday. They started the victory party without us.

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  13. I'm for Obama, but I don't like the 'bot' part for anyone! It makes you nothing but a RObot. :)

    But yeah, I bet the protesters have started the party indeed. I bet all those poor folks who had their doors busted in and had to lay cuffed on the floor for 25 mins. while police armed with semi-automatics are sitting around LAUGHING their asses off.

    Please go see KarenZipdrive's most recent post. Let the laughter and celebration continue!

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  14. Re: "I know that there are millions of women who would pay a ton of money to get their hands on a book detailing how Palin dropped her babyweight so damn fast."

    Count me in!

    I was one mom who never put on excessive fat when I was pregnant (4 pregnancies) but whatever I did, I couldn't ger rid of the extra birth fat that would linger for some 3 to 4 months(8 to 10 pounds which always showed around the tummy and hips) after delivery -- no way, unless I stopped eating altogether which would have been impossible.

    For someone like Sarah Palin who seems to have taken on at least 40 pounds, and perhaps more, during her first pregnancy (judging from the pic circulating in cyberspace), she sure learned how to get rid of birth fat pretty damn quick in less than 1 month after she had Trig. this

    Would be good to compare her weight intake when she was pregnant with her previous 4 kiddies -- aren't there pics around?

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  15. Anonymous7:12 PM

    Oh give me a break! I was at my pre-baby weight with in a week of giving birth....to both my children. It's called getting off your butt and eating healthy.

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  16. well SOMEONE is full of SHIT...scuse me Anony- care to post a photo of lovely Svelte Self....


    nahhhh...didn't think so....( Bring your own shovel next time...)

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  17. Anonymous7:44 PM

    Now c'mon Enigma. She obviously dropped approximately 6-8, maybe 9 lbs right there in the delivery room. And busting off an extra 20 lbs in seven days is very safe and plausible... or... not.

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  18. Anonymous11:09 PM

    For real? Why not ask Heidi Klum and other celebrities what their secrets are, they do that crap all the time. It's all about a nanny and a girdle people.

    (McMutant, tee hee, that's teh funny)

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  19. Anonymous8:19 AM

    Although I don't believe Sarah gave birth to Tri-G, I did experience extremely quick weight loss immediately after my first daughter was born (10 years ago).

    I was an active rollerskater (4-5 nights a week/4 hrs per day) and walked quite a bit. I was 30 standing (on a good day) at 5 feet even and got up to about 130-136 lbs when I delivered. My daughter clamped on the second she could get her mouth around my swollen boobies and went to work nursing away the baby fat.

    In three weeks, I was down to 109 lbs. I had lost so much weight I had to place a safety pin in my underwear just to keep them on. (My best friend went out to buy new undies - size 5 and couldn't keep them up.)

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