With his wife back in Alaska dealing with a natural disaster, Todd Palin was being led around the brunch by Fox's Greta Van Susteren, who is apparently his host AND handler.
POLITICO started to chat with Alaska's "first dude" when Van Susteren intervened. The host of On The Record told us this brunch was "off the record" - no talking with the husband of former Republican vice presidential nominee, Gov. Sarah Palin.
Asked why, Van Susteren told us - as we held pen, pad, recorder and camera in hand - well, you know, at these things you can't always figure out who's on the record or off the record when you chit chat. And, she added, with all the background noise Palin could easily be misquoted.
Palin demurred.
But he did answer a question about how his new grandson is doing. "He's doing great," he said, "really good."
He "demurred"?
Alaskan men don't "demur"!
We say "Fuck off"!
I don't care if he does ride a snowmachine until his balls won't stop vibrating, any man who has to have the protection of his wife or of Greta Van Susteren when he is out in public is not a real Alaskan man in my book.
But apparently he is enough of a man for Greta.
We have seen her look at him with adoring eyes. We have seen her checking out his ass. And now she has him all to herself. Poor Todd, the little pantywaist does not have a chance. She will devour him like a rabid she-cat.
You know that Greta is a cougar, just look at her face! Since her botched plastic surgery she actually LOOKS like a cougar!
Gryphen ... you just insulted all cougars ... (of the feline variety and otherwise) *wink*
ReplyDeleteAnd here's the picture to go alongside the story
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This is just damn funny! Thanks Gryphen. They are so fearful of getting caught in another lie that First Dude is not even allowed to talk to the media at an event that he chose to attend. Now that is a damn shame. What are these people trying to hide? They are determined not to give the Media a chance to ask about Trig IMO.
ReplyDeleteWho paid for the fancy clothing (it looks like Neiman-Marcus)?
ReplyDeleteThe RNC, or hardworking tax paying Americans who were duped into sending dough to SarahPac?
Well, well. I have been wondering where Greta was. Getting ready for her date?
ReplyDeleteI would have loved to see Todd's face when Pres Obama made his quip about "pulling out" and abstinence...
ReplyDeleteI don't know about the cougar part (aren't Todd and Greta close to the same age?). But the arrangement does leave us with the impression that the First Dude needs a "minder."
ReplyDeleteGreta and her Hub would love to trade. He slobbers when around Sarah.
ReplyDeleteI think we have Scientol*igist Swingers!!
Demur? Todd may have a testosterone problem. He compensates with his sport business. He is a fish out of water when he does what team Sarah dictates.
ReplyDeleteThere is a new poll at Sarah Palin News Topix
ReplyDeletehttp://www.topix.com/forum/us-governors/sarah-palin/TPOE039F7J7VA99G0
The question is who gave birth to Trig?
Should be interesting
Thanks for the tibit about GVS plastic surgery. I always thought there was something wrong with her face. It didn't look to me like plastic surgery though, but now that you say that it's botched I can see it. I am surprised that poll for who had Trig doesn't include Sherry Johnston as an option. Until we know for sure I am not ruling her out. For several reasons.
ReplyDelete"He demured." hee, hee, hee!
ReplyDeleteIt's entirely possible the reason Todd can sit for long hours on a snow machine and not bat an eye, is that his balls are in Sarah Palin's handbag.
Like most ball-less wonders, Todd demured. Can't blame him, really. Esepcially, if Greta's been intrusted with the gov's Dooney&Burke.
Well you know dud is used to being led around by his........nose! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI guess Greta's Hubby was mighty disapointed :(
Exhibit 1: State of AK website, a resource for the State of AK.
ReplyDeleteExhibit 2: Gov. Palins page links to Todd Palins page with State of AK Seal.
Exhibit 3: Todd Palins Page links directly to Iron Dog race page in which he competes for compensation, as well as Iron Dog race sponsors featuring Todd Palin.
Exhibit 4: Todd and Sarah Palin report income from Iron Dog race.
Exhibit 5: MISUSE OF OFFICIAL POSlTION (AS 39.52.120)
Public employees may not use their positions for personal gain or to
give an unwarranted benefit or treatment to any person. For example,
public employees may not:
use their official positions to secure employment or contracts;
accept compensation from anyone other than the State for
performing official duties;
use State time, equipment, property or facilities for their own
personal or financial benefit or for partisan political purposes;
Exhibit 6: Use of the State web site to promote an event “for the personal or financial benefit” of the Palin family ” violates (AS 39.52.120)
Case Closed.
Ha, Ha anon @ 8:40...that's just what I was thinking...it's the Fundie and Scientology Swingers party...
ReplyDeleteI think it is safe to say that Todd would kick the crap out of all the people here who talk about his wife and family in such a disgusting way
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ReplyDelete"I think it is safe to say that Todd would kick the crap out of all the people here who talk about his wife and family in such a disgusting way"
Anon if it's so disgusting why are you here? Go away!
Free Speech America! GO AWAY Anon TROLL! And WE are not afraid of DUD!
Pretty funny. She better have borrowed The Unknown Comic's paper sack or she ain't getting NONE.
ReplyDeleteA poster on huffpost stated that 'Todd is only 1/8 the man Gretta is.' Thought that was funny!
ReplyDeleteLol...uhh, TP (lol just got the acronym) will only be throwing the Charmin - not fists - since he doesn't want to hurt his wifey's chances.
ReplyDeleteOh, snap, imagine how viral a youtube vid it would be of TP opening a can of whoopass on a blogger.
Must be a fulltime job fighting off his zoo escort though...wonder if he's wearing Hi Karate cologne
Bet she stuffed her thong in his pocket when noone was looking...lol
Nasty
GVS has Bells Palsy, which afects her face.
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ReplyDeleteI think it is safe to say that Todd would kick the crap out of all the people here who talk about his wife and family in such a disgusting way
He is MORE than welcome to try ! Careful what you wish for. Down here in FL we dont take kindly to our first amendment rights being threatened and will use the 2nd amendment to make sure we speak freely and protect ouselvels from "the Todd".
Now kindly GFY.
I still want to know why Palin is balin out of all these wonderful opportunities to "progress" her career. She stays home for flooding but doesn't care about people who are starving a and freezing? Where did she spend her weekend?
ReplyDeleteIn the flood zone or at home?
I just gave in and went to Faux news to Gretawire to see what everyone is saying!! The commenters are so impressed that Todd would take the long flight from AK to DC just to support Sarah, and they're wondering if Greta cooked dinner for him or took him out. PASS ME THE PUKE BAG PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletedianedp - she knows she is the butt of many jokes that's why she didn't go, and then of course her ratings have dropped so now she has to stay here and pretend to be our Guv. There has not been very much publicity about her this weekend.
SP is at home reading the blogs and getting all upset that we all see right through her (at least a majority of the US). She did cost McCain the presidency and regardless of all her palingates issues she is just not smart enough to get to be president (I'll give you that she is ballsy enough). She has treated Alaskans like crap and that will come back to haunt her.
ReplyDeleteDear Anon 7:26.would he really "kick the crap out of us?" How macho!!!!! Maybe if his wife did not act like a disgusting lying manipulative bi*(h then people here and around the world would not talk badly about her.
ReplyDeleteDUH? Did you ever think of that???
Yes, please don't offend the "cougar!!" I am one with a 12 year younger man! HAHA And Greta just gives me the creeps for some reason.
ReplyDeleteEveryone should take that topix poll and post it on every blog you know of!
Palin is staying home because she knows she would be out of her element and would have no real protection from people, media or not, asking questions she would have to answer or face follow up questions on.
ReplyDeleteJust watching the arrival of guests at the dinner last night, it was obvious how Palin would NOT be the center of attention with so many famous people and real politicians present.
She would have been ENTIRELY in over her head and surely would, could have been embarassed,especially with the recent polls showing her crashing popularity.
Narcissist know when to NOT expose themselves to a spotlight they cannot control.
Give it a rest. Greta is sharp and Todd is doing fine. This is Mother's Day and Sarah and her family are celebrating like never before. this is the best of times for them.
ReplyDeleteUm Gryphen me thinks that GINO read this post and put in a call to Greta cause she has a post you have to read to believe. Here is the url:
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/rx7s2w
Greta sure is defensive on her blog! And she talks badly about CNN all the time! I think she is talking about politico and CNN though, not this blog!
ReplyDelete"Earl" your comment is strangely out of context here.
GVS had plastic surgery around the time she started at Faux News.
ReplyDeleteNevermind all that. Can somebody stretch out Greta Vans Susteren's mouth, please?
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"Earl" your comment is strangely out of context here.
ReplyDeleteAgreed... it's the only one that doesn't sound like it came out of a vengeful harpie!
surprised that almost all of your posts are in direct conflict with your "motto" - I see nothing that indicates character or a positive impact from your posters. Hmmm..... seems your blog is a flop.
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