Sarah Palin calls to give her support to anti-gay marriage advocate Carrie Prejean.

Carrie Prejean and Sarah Palin go together like lipstick and pigs.

So says Prejean's father, at least, who tells E! News in an exclusive interview that the Alaska governor has already been in touch with his lightning-rod spawn.

"She called her directly to offer support," says the 58-year-old William Prejean.

While he did not reveal exactly which words of wisdom Palin offered to his suddenly—and literally—overexposed daughter, he did clarify that the phone call came prior to the beauty queen's racy photos appearing on TheDirty.com.

Sadly the content of this phone call is not known, but I am fairly confident that I can reconstruct it from what I know about Sarah Palin and this gay rights hating bimbo.

"Ring, totally ring".

"Uh hello this is Carrie."

"Hi Carrie this is Governor Sarah Palin, from Alaska!"

"Alaska?"

"Yeah you know that place way up north where you can totally see Russia."

"Oh the Tina Fey impersonator!"

"Yeah right, whatever. Look I just called to say that I totally support what you said about not supporting marriage between two dudes or body hair covered lesbians. That was totally brave of you, you betcha."

"Oh wow, thanks."

"I know a little something about making statements concerning positions that my future presidential campaign handlers tell me I am supposed to believe in, and being attacked just for faking honesty about it. Stupid gotcha bloggers!"

"I know right? I mean it is not like I even care about fags getting married, but how could I have received so much publicity if I had been all "gay marriage rocks Perez Hilton"? Who would have cared about little Carrie Prejean then?"

"Oh believe me you are preaching to the choir, there is NOTHING as bad as being ignored by the press. When that happens I just have to get out there and MAKE them pay attention to me again. I tell you that sometimes it is simply exhausting, dont'cha know?"

"I can totally imagine!"

"Yes well look, I have to get off of the phone before somebody files an ethics complaint about my calling a gay bashing beauty queen wannabe in California. But you just hang in there!"

"Oh I don't "hang", I got a boob job!"

"Yes well I wish you good luck on your homophobic campaign against equal rights."

"Thank you sooo much, and I will totally pray for your continued success with your hypocritical support of abstinence only education. How many children do you have now?"

"I have four, wait...this phone call might be recorded....I have five...yeah that's the ticket."

"Wow you look great for just giving birth a year ago, what is your secret?"

"Well Carrie I can"t really share that on an open line, but let us just say it helps to have family members that can be hidden away from the public for months at a time. Anyhow you take care, and remember to thrust that plastic chest of yours out with pride while you are continuing to attack those gay people because of who they happen to love. Jesus supports you in that."

"Oh totally thank you very much! And good luck with keeping people believing that you have a snowball's chance in hell of defeating that Muslim Barack Obama in 2012!"

"Bye"

"Totally bye."