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Oh come on! I can't even watch Stephen Colbert without my Governor popping up to scare the living hell out of me? I was trying to relax and get some sleep.
Do you have any idea the kinds of dreams you have when Sarah Palin turns up unexpectedly on you TV right when you are getting ready to sleep? Not good ones I will tell you that!
I swear this psycho broad would lie about being a hundred years old if she thought Willard Scott would let her give a speech to the Today Show audience.
She would gladly try out for that show "I'm a Celebrity get me out of here!", if she thought they would allow her to bring her hot red slut shoes and keep that crazy ass weave in her hair.
My point is that Sarah Palin wants the attention! She LOVES the attention! She NEEDS the attention! So when you see her on some news show complaining about how she or her family are being mistreated, don't buy it! She is absolutely doing that to keep herself in the limelight.
And do you know what? As much as she hates my ass, and fears that I may be her undoing, she is secretly thrilled that I am writing this and that she gets even MORE attention.
Right now she is probably combing through the blogs, looking to see who is talking about her, and when she gets here (Oh and she WILL get here, believe you me) she will have a secret little smile on her face when she yells out "That asshole Gryphen is doing it again".
So don't be fooled folks, it is all an act. (Oh and good morning Governor.)
Someone came up with the perfect name for Sarah… “media whore of babble on”
ReplyDeleteEven with her quest for attention there are many television shows you will never see Sarah on. My top ten are.
Face the Nation
Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
Meet the press
Jeopardy
Countdown with Keith Olbermann
The Rachel Maddow show
Cash Cab
The Ed show
CBS evening news with Katie Couric… and last but not least
The Dave Letterman show
Gryphen please keep working on the iceberg story so Sarah get on “I’m a celebrity, get me out of here” quicker.
You are right Gryphen, I think all this attention only helps her. So if you have something at all to stop her I hope you do it soon. Otherwise she won't be stopped.
ReplyDeleteThe longer you wait the more time she has to wiggle her way out of anything and stop you in your tracks. I really can't take much more of this before I give up all together and retreat.
I just made this comment on previous post but want to repeat here in case someone saw it. On Morning Joe today, MSNBC, Mika and 3 other people were discussing whether The Queen deserves these comments because she put the kids out there. Mika and one other person both made comments about Bristol hauling her baby on stage all during the CONVENTION!! No one corrected either of them. I did not record it, wish I had. Did anyone else see it!!
ReplyDeleteGood Morning back at ya!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for all you do, I really do appreciate the attention...haha.
I know you're just kidding when you say you want to stop me, as if you could.
But again, thanks for keeping me in everyones thoughts it really does help.
I've taken to iced coffee in the mornings now, it really is a good pick me up, since I have all those extra ice cubes laying around.
Have a nice day, and thanks for the heads up.
Where is Sarah? I heard she went to Texas. Will she get a parade when she returns the gov mansion?
ReplyDeleteShe actually taped that lovely little spot last week (or was it the week before?). And in a moment of pure brilliance, she mentioned it on her Twitter account then mentioned that Colbert would be in Iraq...even though he was supposed to keep it a secret where he was going. Not sure if it was for security reasons or for the viewers, but she ruined the surprise. WTG Sarah (waves to her if she's reading)
ReplyDeleteOh and keep an eye out on the REAL media, I'm about to have some really big successes coming up here. Excellent times for Alaska coming soon!!
ReplyDeleteI know you are on pins and needles
Sarah, if you are reading this, please tell us who is the father of Bristol's baby, Trig. A lot of evidence points to it being TRACK.
ReplyDeleteI did a double take when I heard Palin's voice emanating from my TV screen. At first my father wondered if this was really Tina Fey, because we couldn't imagine Palin going anywhere near the Colbert Report.
ReplyDeleteMadame Governor, if you're reading this, how can I break this to you... Colbert isn't a real conservative. He's playing pretend to make people like you look silly, as part of that liberal media conspiracy.
Anonymous @ 5:32AM
ReplyDeleteI watched Morning Joe (Sans the Joe this morn...soo much better!) and didn't even catch that! Drat! I wish I had been paying more attention to it.
Mornin' (or good afternoon!), Anon 5:32 am: Here is the link to Mika on today's "Morning Joe":
ReplyDeletehttp://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036789/#31237749
I listened to the whole segment, and sure enough, Mika remarked disparagingly about SP's parading her family at the RNC, specifically Bristol toting "that baby"; clearly TriG, since TriPP was months from birth by anyone's estimate or guesstimate. The other guests were disgusted at SP's full display of her children/grandchild (excepting Track), as well as subsequently doing her faux-"cougar" number when teased or criticized, thus keeping herself in the media's eyes. This topic is the #2 story on huffingtonpost.com this morning.
For those who are not as Palin-savvy as the rest of us, Willow (the least visible of SP's daughters) easily can be mistaken for Bristol.
I tried the link above, but if it doesn't work for you, go to www.msnbc.msn.com, click on "MSNBC TV", and then to the "Morning Joe" link. That specific segment was the second broadcast this morning. There were other SP-related segments broadcast later in the program, but this particular one seemed to be the one you'd mentioned. Good luck!
{{{{{{{{Faux Sarah Palin.}}}}} You are so brilliant and hilarious! You remind me of David Letterman with your level of wit, satire and repartee. I am one of your fans on Gryphen's blog. Have you thought about getting your very own blog? Maybe do your own Internet radio show? It would stop you from having to stalk progressives in order to get attention. To quote Flight of the Conchords: "Think about it."
ReplyDeleteIt can't be the real SP posting. She did it without typos.
ReplyDeleteLivvy: You thought TRACK was the dad? I'm kind of leaning towards TAHD.
I just saw a clip of Letterman's resonse to Sarah and the Dud's response.
ReplyDeleteThe Palin's were upset that Letterman made sexually rude cracks about their 14 year old daughter (who I understand showed up in short shorts. Presumably with wax job). Letterman pointed out that he was referring to their adult daughter who had gotten knocked up.
By retorting, Palin gave Letterman a chance to reread most of the questions that Sarah was offended by.
Sarah, next time just realize that keeping your dumb mouth shut is probably best. Or have your lawyer talk for you.
If you put your kids out in the public eye (illigatemately pregnant, in short shorts, missing weeks and months of school, etc.) you make them fair game.
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ReplyDeleteUse the form above should you wish to express solidarity with Letterman. It seems Crazies4Palin are trying to bombard CBS with negative e-mails against him.
We know they are a fringe group, but I wrote to CBS to express my support for Letterman. He just signed a new contract and has been beating CONAN in some ratings, so any flap right now actually HELPS HIM. But Crazies4Palin live in a cultural vacuum and have no understanding of how late night comedy works, apparently.
I find it odd that Sarah assumed Letterman was talking about Willow... might this imply that they're hiding another pregnancy? Or does Sarah just have a dirty mind herself? I wish Sarah was here to answer our questions.
ReplyDeletePS for Sarah: Do you drink Caribou Coffee? It's good.
I think sarah brought Willow with her on this trip to prevent her from partying too much back home, unsupervised (like her older kids did).
ReplyDeleteDid anyone else notice that her "joke" dind't get any laughs?
ReplyDeleteShe's not funny. She's not smart. She's not qualified to lead this country.
She's a horror and an embarassment.
Thanks for the clip. Did you notice the complete absence of audience laughter to Palin's 'joke'? I'd love to know how Track reacts to his mother's constant references to him...using his military service to get political points. And can't help wondering what his parents promised him for his enlistment.
ReplyDeleteRe Palin's twitter gaffe (revealing Colbert's secret destination)...Couldn't help noticing and making the comparison: John McCain gave a shout out to the troops the night before. John McCain twitters. JMcC didn't feel the need to twitter either the shout out taping or Colbert's destination.
KaJo posted this link somewhere else:
ReplyDeletehttp://s406.photobucket.com/albums/pp141/WestCorrespondent/Palins%20at%20Yankee%20Stadium%20June%202009/
Palin is doing a switcheroo again...
BTW: Supposedly she is going to 'stopover' on their way home to pick up Pier and Trig... What is that all about? Why is Trig not with his 'mother'? (Why is Trig *FLYING* AT ALL - according to an earlier post from Regina, a DS baby should not he getting to high altitude at all because of HAPE (High Altitude Pulmonary Edema), which could potentially kill him ealy...)
Hey "Faux Sarah Palin"----You speak of big successes coming. Why is it that two weeks ago Legislators were saying that there was a bogus announcement coming soon regarding TransCanada and Exxon? What is bogus about this deal??? Hmmmmm....inquiring minds want to know.
ReplyDeleteI second Penelope's earlier post regarding the Washington Post article by Kathleen Parker on June 10 of this year. ("Will Sarah Palin's Undisciplined Operations Cost Her?) Take a look at the transcription of the radio Q&A of this article. (Sorry, I don't know how to post links.) It will do wonders to brighten your outlook.
ReplyDeleteI read this article last night, then went to bed happy and calm. Whether or not an "iceberg" hits the S.S. Sarah Palin or not, it is clear her ship is SINKING.
One of the comments was: "I have it on good authority that she had a terrible time training for the v.p. debate, and threatened to leave at one point."
Her ignorance, tantrums and irresponsible behavior has been verified by multiple sources. The GOP wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole, if she weren't a media curiosity. Her little island of supporters is getting smaller and smaller. (But crazier and crazier; so be careful.)
"Faux Sarah" just might be Meg stapletongue (to the roof of her mouth or Sarah's behind) whichever is more convenient I guess.
ReplyDeleteSarah cannot post on the blogs cause she doesn't know how to talk let alone type. Grammar and punctuation is not something she is familiar with.
I have no doubt Meg watches the blogs and responds once in a while. Perhaps the "good and exciting" thing she referred to is the Exxon/trans canada thingy just announced. Its not really that great a deal Meggie....you should tell your mistress that.
If you know that Sarah is reading your blog, I hope that you are considerate enough to type very s-l-o-w-l-y.
ReplyDeleteHey Faux SP: Lookie here!!!
ReplyDeleteFrom Dennis Zaki, Alaska Report:
AGIA is Dead!
Sarah Palin's failed AGIA plan is dead. TransCanada is "negotiating" with Exxon. Story here. Do we get our $500 million back, or was this the original plan for Palin to get into bed with Exxon?
Oh my head hurts she is so dumb! I used to think she could compensate with some sort of street smarts but time and time again she shows her true colors of a stupid bully who throws a fine tantrum when things don't go her way.
ReplyDeleteWho is taking care of Piper and Trig and Bristol?
ReplyDeleteThose parents of hers are pretty dim and look what they raised.
I believe now that there is no iceberg. I hope Palin falls all on her own, but I'm afraid she won't. I will take any future promises of Palins for sure downfall with a grain of salt. Too many times, I've been dissapointed in the outcome of these promises. I think people involved see it as bigger than it actually is and promise more than they should.
ReplyDeleteSo no iceberg... I feel better facing that fact.
I guess I'm somewhat obtuse, but I read the article linked on Alaska Report, but I didn't see how AGIA is dead???? What am I missing here???
ReplyDeleteCasey, Is Meg S married? She really seems to idolize Palin to the point of having a crush on her. Remember during the RNC, Palin said she had a very good gay friend? Just an interesting thought. Meg is so involved with this whole thing almost like a partner would be!
ReplyDeleteOff topic but there is a press release "proving" there are those big fat strings attached to the energy stimulus funds. I don't read it the way they do because it effectively exempts local rule states, which I thought Alaska is. But who am I to contradict an elected official.
ReplyDeleteI think Meghan S. has a child and is possibly married. I've heard she is connected to Scientology. Cult and mind control techniques.
ReplyDeleteDude, you have to be absolutely bat-shit crazy if you think Sarah Palin, or anybody of any significance remotely connected to her, has read or will ever read this propaganda waste of e-space. Grow your ass up. I bet she doesn't even know you exist, you ass hat.
ReplyDeleteMost of the morons that read your garbage are too ashamed to even put a name to their comments, even a made-up one-not that I blame them. Your lawn-jockey President is going down in 2012, or will have a significantly larger, possibly a majority Republican Congress to keep his vapid, vacuous ass in check-and we will have people like you to thank for it. How was Sarah Plain's approval rate so high, over eighty percent, when she was McCain's running mate?
Get used to saying President Palin. It might not happen in '12, but if not then it will almost surely happen in '16. It would be worth it if for no other reason than to watch people like you have a collective psychotic breakdown, which from what I have read on this sorry excuse for a blog, you are well past halfway to as it is.