Tuesday, December 08, 2009

No, no, no!

A man was arrested for allegedly throwing two tomatoes at Sarah Palin from the second floor balcony during a book signing event at the Mall of America in Minnesota, MyFoxTwinCities.com. reported.

Neither tomato came close hitting the former 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee, but did hit a police officer in the face, the station reported.

Okay a couple of things.

First, throwing food at Sarah Palin is waste of time. As John Bitney has explained Palin's body rejects real food of all kinds and only accepts Red Bull and Lattes into her system. I believe when she needs actually nourishment she simply saps the life force from her supporters. Which is why when you see them interviewed on television they can barely form a coherent sentence. (That is also why nobody ever sees Meg Stapleton anymore either. Now she is nothing but a dried up, virtually lifeless husk used only to reject an offer for an interview once in a while.)

Second, the only thing that you can throw at Sarah Palin that will do her any harm is the TRUTH. That is the one thing to which Sarah Palin is completely allergic. Smack her in the face with some cold hard facts and you will immediately see that horrible expression.

Yeah, THAT'S the one!

See NOW she is wounded, and all she can do is slither out of the public eye until she can jab her Facebook ghostwriter with a cattle prod and force her to type out a response to the "lies".

26 comments:

  1. And yes my comment moderation is STILL all screwed up so if your comment is not showing it is NOT because I am rejecting it or ignoring you.

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  2. Forever Anonymous6:01 AM

    Just so you know, we are here.

    Andrew Sullivan called like we see it.

    Now Gryphen, could Keith Johnston be the father of trig? I feel there is no point in asking you on different scenarios, since I know you need yur sources to be willing to back you up and nobody has the complete story.

    Maybe you could tell us if Trig got snatched by Sarah because of his Down Syndrome or she just got lucky.

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  3. Anonymous6:22 AM

    "First, throwing food at Sarah Palin is waste of time. As John Bitney has explained Palin's body rejects real food of all kinds and only accepts Red Bull and Lattes into her system."

    Gryphen - that comment of yours is priceless!

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  4. crystalwolf aka caligrl6:25 AM

    Yes, Lets just bombard her with the Truth instead of tomatoes!!!
    I think Andrew Sullivan did a nice job of it last night! :)

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  5. Anonymous7:27 AM

    you should first of all let people know that throwing food or anything is bad behavior. So what is this truth you are talking about? Do you really know the truth or are you just another lier? Is your version of the truth any more valid than hers?

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  6. Agree - throwing food at her is sinking to the level of her fans.

    "I believe when she needs actual nourishment she simply saps the life force from her supporters. Which is why when you see them interviewed on television they can barely form a coherent sentence. (That is also why nobody ever sees Meg Stapleton anymore either. Now she is nothing but a dried up, virtually lifeless husk used only to reject an offer for an interview once in a while.)"

    That is so true. She is like a really, really stupid Lady Voldemort. And Meg is like a really, really stupid unicorn.

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  7. Anonymous7:47 AM

    That photo is my all time favorite of her. Do you know when and where it was taken and what she was reacting to?
    Thanks, claudianyc

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  8. I don't know if we should be relieved that Meg is no longer yakking at the cameras, or afraid that she is behind the scenes plotting evil to the nth degree. Some have postulated that she writes the Facebook entries. Has anyone seen or heard from her? Meg .... are you there?

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  9. claudianyc, I know the photo was taken at a Virginia rally with McCain in early Sept - before she went back to AK for the Charlie interviews (in fact, she left that same day for AK). I think the rally was in Fairfax, VA - check AP images. Don't know what she was reacting to, but am guessing McCain said something against Obama.

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  10. Daisydem, there has been rumor that somebody inside of the Palin camp is so depressed that there is fear she will hurt herself. I don't know for sure who it is but I wonder if it could be Meg.

    Meg, if you read this run! Just run. I swear I can get you a sweet book deal in a matter of days. I promise.

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  11. Anonymous8:50 AM

    Throwing food at her is not a smart thing. This reflects on us poorly, and we are better than that.

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  12. Anonymous9:19 AM

    I just read the full story and saw the report on TV. I am embarrassed by this guy. How do you miss by 10 feet? A whole 10 feet? LOL!

    But as I have posted before, I am a gun toting democrat. This is where it gets embarrassing 10 fold. I see the "right wing gun" meme all over. I own guns. But they bring them to events legally, and nothing happens. This idiot attempts to assault Palin and ends up hurting a cop. That is why I disprove of the stereotype.

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  13. Yes It is sooo wrong to throw things at her. And yes we are above all that. But gosh I would have smiled internally if it hit her. Kind of like Carrie in the movie getting hit with a bucket o' pigs blood......wonder what Sarah would have done...

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  14. Anonymous9:53 AM

    Tomato throwing is childish. You are right, Gryphen the TRUTH is like sunlight to a vampire.

    I am genuinely sorry if Meg S. is in such a state that she wants to harm herself. Run, Meg, RUN! In spite of your support, you should know that in the end SP will have no hesitation in throwing you under the bus with all the rest of her FORMER friends and benefactors.

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  15. Anonymous10:25 AM

    The adult side of me knows that throwing food at her is just plain childish.

    Then there's the inner child living on in my head; wishing I could have the chance to throw something at her.

    Pie comes to mind. Pie in the face.

    Anyone else ready to admit to cracking up over the pie in the face as a kid?

    Sorry, can't help it--sometimes the 'kid' gets out.

    ;)

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  16. Anonymous10:29 AM

    According to the report that I read, the person was arrest for hitting a police officer this a tomato. NOT because the person was throwing things at that person.

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  17. Anonymous12:31 PM

    NO one knows that this guy is a liberal; why does everyone assume that?

    The people who have done the most damage to her thus far are Republicans.

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  18. Anonymous1:53 PM

    I find myself wondering what happened to all the people who used to work for Palin but then left. Like the ones who worked in the Governor's office and then left at the beginning of this year, right after the announcement of Tripp's birth. (I wondered then if they knew there was no baby and could not go along with the charade any longer, so they left.) Now Meg is missing. What happens to these people? They seem to vanish without a trace. Is there any way to follow up with any of them? (Or maybe you are doing so...?)

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  19. That's just crazy and rude.

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  20. Anonymous2:54 PM

    Hey, Gryphen, thanks for the laughs! Not nice throwing stuff.

    That photo is my favorite...and I believe in the original, Cindy is standing over to her left with a sly smile. I have always wondered if Cindy said something to Palin that caused such a face. Bet she did.

    Keep you the good work!

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  21. Anonymous2:59 PM

    Do you think it could be possible the barracuda wanted a distraction to draw attention for sympathy, away from Andrew Sullivan's interview? Just wondering.

    Thanks! And Kudos to Andrew Sullivan!

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  22. Ripley3:12 PM

    Though we don't care for Megamouth Stapletongue, we can feel pity for her IF she's the one on fire there. Yes, it's her own fault for sidling up to the devil, but Meg, if you're reading this....GET OUT!!! There is loads of forgiveness out here for someone, ANYone who comes out of that hell and is free. Do it, Meg, and we'll stop making fun of you... I promise ;)

    And PS. This is my favorite picture of Mrs. Todd Palin, too.

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  23. MacAndCheeseWiz5:49 PM

    Thanks for the comic relief! What is it with vegetables and fruitcakes? Dan Quayle and Sarah get food, Bush chokes on peanuts. I can picture Sarah, pill cutter in hand, on the Plane/ bus/mobile home "Piper, Mommy's hungry, Want to split a tic tac?"

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  24. I think it is appauling that anyone would throw tomatoes at Sarah Palin. Everyone knows Naughty Monkey Shoes would have made a better statement.

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  25. crystalwolf aka caligrl6:45 PM

    Gryph, that is my absolute fave pic of her!!! lol! I wonder if she can still make that face now with all the botox?
    anyway...yeah throwing food is not cool...but since the hatred she has spawned in the teabags, Joe Wilson, disrespecting our President...well I'm not surprised...regular people are getting sick of her anti-Obama, teabagging bullshit!!!!
    That's not saying its right...but all the tea bags applauded Joe wilson when he called the President a liar! Karma is a bitch!!!! She is the queen of the teaBags! I trace this behavior back to her...glad its coming full circle...!

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  26. Forever Anonymous6:48 PM

    no, no, no, not those, the rotten ones, I'll throw them, and the rotten eggs too.

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