Thursday, January 14, 2010

For just $19 (a table) Sarah Palin will tell you how to better manage your life. NO I am NOT kidding!

Palin has joined the "Get Motivated! speaking circuit" along with Rudy "We NEVER had a terrorist attack when George Bush was President" Giuliani and a bunch of other luminaries from the world of "I used to be a big deal but now I have to pimp myself out to you people"!

Among the topics Palin will be addressing specifically are:

• How to Successfully Manage and Balance Your Personal and Professional Priorities
• How to Overcome Obstacles with Creative Solutions
• The Secrets to Effective Decision-Making
• How to Have Grace Under Fire
• How to Become a Person of Influence


Quick somebody notify Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert! The vein of comedy gold that can be mined from this event is like a gift from the gods!

But why wait? We have a comments section, let her rip my friends!

Update: It looks like Sarah may need to learn a few of her own lessons about managing her personal and professional priorities. You can read about the newest, but certainly not the last, of the scandals heading Sarah's way right here.

I added this part for those having trouble with the link:

"Willow has been running with the wrong crowd," confides a friend. "They are a popular high school clique known as the Colony Girls, who are well known as hard partiers and are regularly involved in underage drinking and smoking dope."

Willow recently attended a party thrown at a school pal's former family home - after others broke into it, according to the friend.

"About two dozen kids broke into the house that was up for sale. They drank, played beer pong, listened to loud music - and trashed the place.

"Police were notified, and they investigated the incident for possible vandalism and breaking and entering. When the pal who threw the bash was questioned by police, she named Willow as one of the partiers."

And when word got back to Sarah about Willow's involvement, "she was furious," said the source.

Update 2: Palin is supposed to be Hannity's guest tonight. However there is some shit hitting the fan up here. Keep watching the link and let's see if Palin bolts.

105 comments:

  1. "How to rake in the Big Bucks by Quitting your Job"

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  2. Anne NC11:08 AM

    The irony of Sarah Palin telling people how to behave with grace, how to be influential, and how to successfully manage family and career?!

    I can't imagine anyone better suited to tell people how to be graceful under fire. It only takes one word--QUIT! But make sure you let them know that you're really not quitting because that's the quitter's way out! You're just reloading. As to how to overcome obstacles, that's the easiest one yet for her--LIE! And as for how to become a person of influence, find the most uneducated, illiterate group of people in this country and pander to their fears, let them think you have all the answers, gracefully accept all the money that you can beg, borrow and steal from them to line the pockets of your family coffers, AKA SarahPAC!

    At $19 a person, it's going to take a lot of tickets to pay Palin, Giuliani & friends. Are there really that many idiots willing to pay these people to hear them blather about nothing? If it wasn't so funny, it would be frightening.

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  3. Anonymous11:13 AM

    She should read the National Enquirer first. They just broke the story about Willow getting busted for vandalism, alcohol, and drug use with her teen-age, partying cohorts. They also discuss Track's and Bristol's problems with drugs and alcohol. Someone should buy hundreds of copies of this issue, and then sell it at the door of the Tea Bag convention. Just an idea.

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  4. Anonymous11:15 AM

    • The Secrets to Effective Decision-Making or in other words:

    • Known When To Pack It In -- Quitter Style

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  5. Anonymous11:18 AM

    • How to Become a Person of Influence
    or in other words

    • How to Become a Person of Affluence - Grifter Style

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  6. Anonymous11:20 AM

    • How to Have Grace Under Fire or in other words

    • How to Save Face When You Are a Liar, Liar Pants on Fire

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  7. Anonymous11:22 AM

    • How to Overcome Obstacles with Creative Solutions

    Renamed:
    How to Plow through Closed Doors

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  8. Anonymous11:24 AM

    • How to Successfully Manage and Balance Your Personal and Professional Priorities

    Better yet...
    • How to Successfully Screw Up Your Family and Your State

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  9. The "How to Have Grace Under Fire" bit will be the shortest in history:

    "Quit."

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  10. Grace under fire? Oh... dear... :::Laughing helplessly::::

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  11. Anonymous11:37 AM

    Hell she couldn't manage a carwash, let alone a household.
    Sarah says, show me the $$$$$.

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  12. Gasman11:43 AM

    Palin’s not the only one added to their roster. They also have hired soon-to-be-former Gov. Mark Sanford and Sen. John Ensign who will do a tag team presentation:

    * The Married Man’s Guide to Exciting Sex. (Just don’t let your wife find out.)


    George W. Bush has a new topic

    * Proper Elocution


    Cheney has also been tapped for his expertise on civil liberties:

    • Rights!? Rights!?!? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Rights!


    Rep. Michelle Bachman gives us:

    • Conjugating Latin Verbs for Fun and Profit.


    However, the most buzz concerns the political comeback of former Sen. Larry Craig whose topic is based upon the theme for his new quest for elected office:

    • Who da’ ‘ho? I da’ ho!


    ANYBODY who seeks out Palin as a personal life coach is obviously not a sentient being. Palin’s life is a train wreck in progress. Who wants to seek advice from this narcissistic grifter who is definitely NOT smarter than a 5th grader?

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  13. Anonymous11:43 AM

    It's the battle of the tabloids --
    check out the National Enquirer with a juicy story about Willow.

    • How to Successfully Manage and Balance Your Personal and Professional Priorities

    WHAT A JOKE!!!

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  14. JUST QUIT!

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  15. Well, obviosly Sarah Palin can't even manage her owm kids...the first one was a drug addicted juvenile offender, the second got herself knocked up twice in a year, and now the third seems to be follwing in number one's footsteps. Lots of loose lips in Wasilla now that Granny is no longer in office.

    Sarah, this must be on a refrigerator magnet somewhere, "When the cat is away the mice will play"...leaving you teeend with no adult supervision leads to drugs, alcohol, and pregnancy. Hopefully it's not too late for Piper and Trig.

    Gryphen, can you add anything else to the Willow scandal?

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  16. Anonymous11:48 AM

    Gryphen: have you seen the new post at Bree Palin's? Any insights into whether the report is accurate?

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  17. Anonymous11:54 AM

    Another wild child on her hands.

    Willow in the National Enquirer.

    How she manages her professional and private life.

    Great give us your child raising tips $arah.

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  18. Here in Houston the radio has been ablaze with these commercials. Bring your whole office for $19. Me thinks they are hoping for a big crowd so that they don't have to have Fox edit the video!

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  19. Anonymous11:59 AM

    I guess Granny should take her own seminar ~

    http://www.nationalenquirer.com/sarah_palin_boozy_daughter_willow_wild_parties_levi_bristol/celebrity/67975

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  20. Anonymous12:00 PM

    Probably the reason Palin pulled out of the Oprah show. Got to put out some fires, ya know.

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  21. chancefavors12:00 PM

    Predicton..

    $arah's next gig? A "reality" show. Trust..

    New name for Palin? The Alaska Disassta..

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  22. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn12:02 PM

    First she'll have to tangle with the titles someone came up with for her--too many big, hard-to-pronounce words!

    And the visuals that "How to Have Grace Under Fire" conjures up...well...just sayin'. ;-)

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  23. Anonymous12:05 PM

    • How to Successfully Manage and Balance Your Personal and Professional Priorities - Make your family and staff do your work, so you can sit in your pj's and watch Judge Judy reruns all day.

    • How to Overcome Obstacles with Creative Solutions - Fire 'em, and if you can't fire 'em, lie about 'em.

    • The Secrets to Effective Decision-Making - Don't think too hard, it makes your brain hurt. Do whatever pops into your head. If it doesn't work out, just say "It's not my fault."

    • How to Have Grace Under Fire - Tell lies about your enemies, so they look bad and you don't.

    • How to Become a Person of Influence - Ask God if it is his plan for you to become famous. If it isn't, then wear a short skirt and wink a lot, especially when there are important old men like John McCain around. Both ways worked for me.

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  24. Anonymous12:06 PM

    FACT:
    Governor Sarah Palin abused her power by violating Alaska Statute 39.52.110(a) of the Alaska Executive Branch Ethics Act

    How to make money by being a lying, deviant scumbag.

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  25. I'll bet the Willow story as reported by the National Enquirer doesn't get any time on either Fox "Fair and Balanced" News or the ADN....

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  26. I added the National Enquirer piece because it completely devastates Sarah's In Touch propaganda BS, and undermines her ability to give advice on this speaking tour. But just for the record I LIKE Willow and have refused to put out gossip about her.

    Did I know about this? Not all of it, no. I knew some, and I know some even worse stuff, but it is NEVER going to come out on this blog. Star magazine tried very hard to get me to tell them rumors about Willow and I refused.

    I am trying to leave the kids out as much as I can, which is why I never weighed in on the Track story either. Bristol is very much a part of what I am working on so I cannot leave her out completely.

    But for the record I have much bigger fish to fry than these poor children. Almost all of what is happening to them is through no fault of their own.

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  27. Anonymous12:37 PM

    These $19 seminars are religious to-dos and a major SCAM. They've been covered extensively on both Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann. Also, Mudflats had a lengthy thread on it recently. Just google "Get Motivated Seminar" and you will find more than you really want to know about them. Suffice it to say, there have been countless complaints against them. The couple are simply another Jim & Tammy Faye.

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  28. Anonymous12:43 PM

    Rachel Maddow did an expose of this group. Although the admission $19. seems very low, in the back of the hall they are selling religious tapes, real estate opportunities, and some other shady deals.

    Sarah is overqualified for this group. When George W. Bush made an appearance, Rachel sent her brave side kick, Kent Jones, to cover the event. Outside, he asked which speaker the people liked the most. Terry Bradshaw won, hands down.

    Sarah will be a great example of how not to quit while quitting. Grace under fire means saying that you are exonerated when the Branchflower report found that she abused her office. Grace undr fire is claiming that all of the ethics violations have been dismissed when she hadn't turned over her emails as requested.

    Sarah is a shining example of someone who did not study, did not bother to learn anything and seems to have snatched the prize from the class valedictorian. She has faked and bluffed her way to stardom. And, don't think for a minute that she will tell you how to do it; she doesn't want the competition. There are already too many blow-hards on Fox and too many celebrities who are famous for just being famous.

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  29. sixdollarman1:02 PM

    How to Progress Your Career by Throwing Others Under The Bus

    Why Winners Never Quit, and Quitters Never... umm

    Fluency in Aarblgrbl

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  30. Lynne1:03 PM

    Gryphen, your link to the newest Sarah Palin scandal isn't working at the moment.

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  31. Anonymous1:06 PM

    Was A-rod at the party? Just asking.

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  32. Sarah should get a deal with Walmart to sponsor a line of lady's two-piece PJs, in every color.

    Then there's a deal with Taco Bell .. Crunchwrap Supreme ads.

    What about late-night "As seen on TV" ads?

    She could host a shopping channel, too.

    Too funny that people would pay her to tell them how to straighten up their lives. She is gettin' while the gettin's good.

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  33. BIzarre. Someone put this info about Willow in the comments section of one of the blogs days ago but I thought it was just a rumor. They sure kept it quiet for a while.

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  34. Yikes! Boozy wild child? LAWSUIT? Dont think so!

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  35. Anonymous1:21 PM

    "Probably the reason Palin pulled out of the Oprah show. Got to put out some fires, ya know."

    SP is the worst parent. If the kids have a chance it will be after the truth comes out.

    I would lik to know more about this.
    Joe Masters and Sherry Johnston
    Joe Masters

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  36. Anonymous1:28 PM

    Palin is supposed to be Hannity's guest tonight. However there is some shit hitting the fan up here. Keep watching the link and let's see if Palin bolts.

    WOW, this is getting good. Should we get the cold beverages ready?

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  37. Lisabeth1:28 PM

    So are you saying that the big bombshell that is coming is not the story on Bristol?? I hope it's more because people will just sympathize with Sarah as a parent of teen avers.
    I feel bad for the kids. This is one dysfunctional story! Sarah is a terrible mother. I don't care if the right thinks we are visciously attacking. Look at the problems of the 3 oldest. It does happen with good parents but it seems like these lids are raising themselves.
    Oh please let the scandals be more than this. Please please please......

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  38. Anonymous1:33 PM

    THIS is why I am a stay home mom. I'll sacrifice now, for their sake. I had 'em, I'll be there for 'em.

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  39. Gryphen, you are to be admired for trying to protect Willow, and the rest of the Palin children (Bristol of course excepted). It is certainly more than either one of their parents have tried to do. As someone who grew up in a right wing religious family, I can assure that my mother certainly would not have approved of $arah Palin in any way shape or form. And now she is going to be speaking a a Wine & Whiskey Conference. Her mentor James Dobson cannot approve of that. If Dobson or anyone else on the Holier than Thou Right cared anything at all about these children, they would tell her to shut up, go home and try parenting for a change. I do think the National Enquirer story was the reason she canceled Oprah tomorrow. As you say, we'll see if she makes it to the Hannity Hoot tonight.

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  40. Anonymous1:37 PM

    Did Track talk Sherry out of some of her medication?

    Is there a connection between him and Sherry getting busted?

    $carah has been known to be VERY vindictive, and wouldn't put it past her to get revenge because it's about HER reputation, not about her poor kids who don't get much mothering and are left to their own devices so much.

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  41. Successfully Manage and Balance Your Personal Life? Person of Influence?
    Too bad she didn't apply none of that knowledge onto her children.

    I would probably take to drugs and drinking if I had to live in that household.

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  42. Anonymous1:39 PM

    I smell another Palin teen pregnancy.

    Wouldn't that be a KICKER?

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  43. Anonymous1:45 PM

    Whoo hee....family values at its best. Both the "In Touch" article/photos and the Willow incident should really give Levi some ammunition in the upcoming custody battle. Seems to me that there was a lot of Bristol snark in the court documents about Tripp being exposed to and potentially exploited for a reality TV show that Levi was pursuing. One hopes that SP has educated Willow about birth control or there will be another poor child subject to the infamous Palin clan exploitation.

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  44. Anonymous1:47 PM

    Just a matter of time before this scandal is covered up just like the steamy affair with the business partner was scrubbed. NE broke that, but unlike Edward's case. this slid away.

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  45. Anonymous1:49 PM

    12:00 pm the Diasasta from Alaska......lol
    How to manage and balance your personal and professional priorities?
    "Easy" ,says $ara, "Just go for the money, fuck everything else."

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  46. $'arah. GO HOME. your kids need you and we dont.

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  47. Anonymous1:50 PM

    Thanks for posting the link to Fox. (I would never go there on my own). Tonight, Bill will be discussing the media's malicious attacks on Ms. Palin. Oh, they are going to milk this for every rating point they can.

    It's nice that they call her Ms. instead of Governor, at least on the Fox post.

    Poor Ms. Palin, always the victim. Now they have gone and written such unkind things about her children again, also, too.

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  48. Anonymous1:54 PM

    Well, the NI story does contrast with the In Touch story quite well, don't you think?

    Smart people can figure out the IT story was just a bunch of bullshit.

    $carah is a terrible mother. I feel sorry for every one of those kids, the 2 grandchildren included.

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  49. She can't even manage her own life so when's she gonna help manage someone else's?? Hell, my life is better than hers for one simple reason: I don't lie half as much as she does.

    Plus, I don't spend other people's money on stupid stuff like she does.

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  50. This is pretty weak. I'm not too hopeful about whatever is coming down the pike if this is considered a scandal. The world has known that Palin is a shitty parent for over a year and it hasn't mattered. Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't see this affecting her. This is why her base loves her, after all - she's just like them, drunken kids and all.

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  51. Well, obviosly Sarah Palin can't even manage her owm kids...the first one was a drug addicted juvenile offender, the second got herself knocked up twice in a year, and now the third seems to be follwing in number one's footsteps.

    11:46 AM

    ---------
    Don't forget that mommy-dearest was such a great one at managing her life that she got herself knickered up by who-knows-who before she was married.

    Yeah, that chuckles heath... he sure raised a good 'un.

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  52. Anonymous2:12 PM

    I have not seen the link either, I can't seem to get to it...but as a Valley girl in the know on enough...it is finally gonna get interesting...a lot of folks out here have just been biding thier time...waiting for the truth to start coming out, Sarah wanted attention, she got it...so many lies to be exposed.

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  53. Don't some of the headlines warrant "Fraud Charges"

    I mean...

    "The Secrets to Effective Decision-Making"

    That title alone will be cause for Grifter Sarah's eye's to glaze over.

    I got a headline for them...

    -How to Keep the Racing Stripes from Sticking to Your Forehead.

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  54. Anonymous2:15 PM

    Rumor was it was Todd's girlfriends house. Anybody know if this is true?

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  55. Ripley in CT2:17 PM

    IT should be "How to say Grace when your pants are on fire". That would be much closer to reality in the Palin household.

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  56. Anonymous2:18 PM

    The National Enquirer link doesn't work, and when I try going straight to www.nationalenquirer.com, I get "Page unavailable/under construction"

    Interesting.

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  57. Rick Perry has just been added under...

    - Execute him Anyway-Who Needs Him!

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  58. Anonymous2:31 PM

    But $P is a 'prize-winning' analyst, don'tcha know?

    http://alaskadispatch.com/voices/cartoons/3604-prize-winning-analyst

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  59. Anonymous2:33 PM

    After reading about Willow's behavior toward Kim Chatman's daughter, Kayla, I lost respect.
    Palin's Elmendorf book-signing...Why so much security?...

    At what point do children take responsibility? With parents like the Palins their 50 year old children could still put the blame on the parents. We know who Faux News will blame.

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  60. I think all these little chips are going to topple Sarah. No way can a person with such a fragile hold on sanity weather this limelight. I don't think Sarah understood that once she became a tee vee personality, she was fair game. Karma is a bitch :-)

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  61. Leota22:37 PM

    It must be difficult being Sarah Palin's children.
    They seem to rage against their mother's hypocrisy. Normal. The only problem is their teen
    lives are played out in public because their mother is just what she says she's not. Inattentive to her family. Her kids don't come first. She loves them but they are just little satellites she uses to make sure her rotation towards money and fame keeps on going.

    Don't worry. She has Rupert and FAUX to clear up her poor Willow's PR. Will she now blame Wasilla for Willow's partying like she did Juneau on the other kids?

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  62. I checked the link to the Enquirer story and it seems to work fine. If you having trouble I don't know why.

    I am also getting a ton of trolls today, many of who I just kicked back, so we know this story is pissing the Palin-bots off big time!

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  63. Anonymous2:40 PM

    The interview with Hannity was taped on Tuesday.

    How can she bolt from a taped interview ?

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  64. emrysa2:46 PM

    gryphen is it time for me to run to the liquor store and stock my fridge????

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  65. Gryphen, I hate to correct you , but you got the fee wrong its $19 a TABLE, $4.95 per person.

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  66. • Two Teen Pregnancies, Candies' Hookerwear and Abstinence (Special Guest: Bristol Palin)

    • GED Prep for Elementary Students (Special Guest: Piper Palin)

    • Bumpit! Increase Your Brain Size

    • How Special Needs Kids Can Practically Take Care of Themselves

    • Control Freak 101

    • Advanced Control Freak

    • Quitting, Lying and Grifting: The Palin Trifecta

    • English as a Second Language

    • Famous Continents on Earth: Africa, Iraq, and those Two Koreas

    • Basic PePe lePew Pretend French For Foreign Diplomacy

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  67. hdtracy2:58 PM

    Could Willow be potentially charged for this incident? Or will she be blessed to get a free pass given her Mother's popularity and reputation to be vindictive.

    If this is potentially her first offense, I would be surprised if she'd be hit with anything more than a hand slap. Let's hope this is the case for her sake.

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  68. Anonymous2:59 PM

    this is great she's got all your panties in a wad without even running for anything. I guess she's got more power than you give her credit for if you can obsess about her this much
    Actually the comments are more amusing than she is.

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  69. Anonymous3:00 PM

    She definitely bolted from Oprah's show.....

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  70. Anonymous3:00 PM

    "WWGWD? - What would George Washington do?"
    "Now that Palin is a FOX News "analyst," I feel that the National Enquirer and Sarah Palin deserve to spend more time together. Fair and balanced?"
    Lawyered up.

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  71. Basheert3:04 PM

    Hi Gryphen: I tiny-url'd it and it seems to work!!

    http://tinyurl.com/ydlf9ed

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  72. Anonymous3:16 PM

    http://thinkprogress.org/2010/01/14/palin-beck-google/

    Paranoid much -- this is good. Keep in mind she supposedly asked Track to google the Statue of Liberty.

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  73. Gryph - The information about Track and Oxy-Contin is new to me - and it seems to be a new dot among the old dots that radically alters my vision of events:
    Track - Oxy-Contin - Sherry - Bristol's phone - Narc calling - Busted - Levi's silence leveraged (to avoid add'l charges) ... Bristol's new company - Custody suit filed - Motion to seal custody hearings ...

    Am I getting the gyst of this? Lots of pieces missing for me, but now the clips all seem to be taken from the same movie.

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  74. Anonymous3:46 PM

    @2:59 - Gryphen owns you. Face it.

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  75. HDTRacy, If that house was really trashed the damage would at least be is the thousands or into the tens of thousands! First offense or not, the ones caught WILL be charged and the homeowners insurance company WILL go after the people involved --minors or not.

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  76. Anonymous3:47 PM

    So does the Enquirer find out good info and then get paid off to pull the story?

    Anybody do a screen grab of the story on link one?

    Gryphen, could you summarize what was at that link for us late-comers? Thanks.

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  77. Anon at 2:59 is really worried now. Hmmmm.

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  78. Anon at 2:40. Thank you. And may God bless and protect the Judge.

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  79. Anonymous3:52 PM

    Actually, it's ...

    But the books, worksheets, organizers, videos, CDs, tapes and software they're selling are gonna run you thousands.

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  80. Anonymous3:55 PM

    How to Become a Person of Influence: Lie, and lie more

    How to have Grace under Fire: Sue through your lawyer

    The Secrets to Effective Decision-Making: If something better comes along, the first decision can be cancelled.

    How to overcome Obstacles with Creative Solutions: Blame everyone else, quit.

    How to Manage person and professional priorities: Get grandparenths and babysitters to take care of family priority. Get spokespeople, paid managers, yes men to take care of professional priorities.

    Wow, where do I sign up?

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  81. Anonymous4:03 PM

    Dear anon 2:59 , my panties are nor in a wad. Who came up with this classless expression. Are you in Sarahs family? Well I know my panties aren't in a wad over moron $$arah because Im not wearing any panties idiot.

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  82. I can't access the National Enquirer site at all, never could. I think it has something to do with where I live, France. I can't watch videos from some networks, it says they're not available on my location.

    C'est la vie...

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  83. Gryphen, in theory, I can respect your refusal to discuss Willow's behavior.

    However, I think it is part and parcel of Sarah and Todd's failures as parents.

    If they want to promote Sarah as a devout Christian, loving mother and grandmother, and pro-family-values- and they do- then I think it's incumbent on them to either live those values, or admit their failures and their efforts to do better.

    They are doing neither, and Willow is following a pattern I predicted a year ago. She'll be knocked up by the end of the year, if she isn't already. It's sad, but Willow is what, nearly 16? That may not be old enough to understand the difference between right and wrong- at least for her- but it WAS old enough for my liberal Pagan kids to understand the different between acceptable/legal and unacceptible/criminal. Willow made her own choice because she's never had appropriate behavior modeled successfully to her.

    I take no particular joy in it, other than I hope it makes SP's alleged brain implode.

    Ivyfree

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  84. crystalwolf aka caligrl5:13 PM

    I don't think it would be right for Willow to get a "slap on the hand" for this, especially as it seems she is very much involved! Did you see her staring at Kim's daughter at the AFB signing??? He mean girl look and cholita waxed eyebrows??? No she definitely shouldn't get a slap. She needs to learn a lesson, who knows what else she's gotten into? Gryphen said he could of written way worse...! And Palin needs to get control of her kids. The family needs a intervention!

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  85. Anonymous5:15 PM

    3:46 no one owns me. Nie try though.

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  86. Anonymous5:18 PM

    get a life 4:03. Don't you have someone else to obsess over like your dear leader? You probably have his portrait hanging over your bed so you can fantasize abuot him while getting yours.

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  87. O'Reilly, then Beck, now Hannity.

    Everyone gets a crack at her, huh?

    Did Huckleberry have to go on everyone's show when they hired him?

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  88. crystalwolf aka caligrl5:50 PM

    OMFG! It seems the bots are getting ants in their rude ass pants!!!
    Can't wait for the firework's eh????
    lol!
    I can't wait to see granny grifter IMPLODE!!!
    Someone already at Palingates who has read the book "Game Change" says she has a snowballs chance in hell to survive running for prez and that made my day, YES it did!!! No $arah Palin 2012 or ever!!! Now I wait to see her taken down, busted for her lyin' grifter ways!!! Put in jail, put in looney bin, pay all her money in fines, loose everything for all she has done to the people she personally attacked and the Nation!
    I'm gonna have to buy that bottle of Champagne :)

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  89. Mac And Cheese Wiz5:51 PM

    Another WILD RIDE!

    No one quits Oprah unless it's something BIG.


    Oh Gosh!, time for another "family meeting" at Casa Di Palin. I hope this time it doesn't involve peeing on a prenancy test strip.

    I have the utmost respect for stay at home moms, and working moms who know how to be responsible parents. "Putting out fires" is no way to parent.

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  90. Anonymous6:07 PM

    I have no information on "Todd's Girl friend's house" I don't think Todd strays from Sarah. I think he is totally on board the train with her. I think Todd actually buys in, Sarah is the smart one
    (scary)out of that marriage, Todd's just Todd..fish.. hunt.. go fast, kick ass if he could get away with it, Mat-Su valley material... especially Wasilla..He does what she tell him, when he acts out..like banning lists etc. it is because Sarah gets him all worked up and gives him a directive..it will be interesting to see how much he can take. I'm just a valley girl ... just sayin.

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  91. Anonymous6:08 PM

    SoCalWolfGal said...

    I can assure that my mother certainly would not have approved of $arah Palin in any way shape or form

    For sure. I was reared by believers of the New Covenant (basically New Testament; OT is considered history/background)and they wouldn't for one second have tolerated any of Sarah's shenanigans. She modest? She a "keeper of the home"? She a person who avoids "worldly" pursuits? She refrain from telling untruths? She forgive? I could go on, but you get the drift.. In fact, her behavior so far has been an excellent example of what is laid out in the Bible as wholly UNChristian. How can these people who claim to be Christian consider her to be a Christian? Not possible. My guess is that NONE of them can read....

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  92. Anonymous6:15 PM

    The question is, is she or was she and who knows for sure, was the low key baby doctor in Hawii over the holiday's ?

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  93. Anonymous7:37 PM

    Poor 5:18!!! Everyone his pushing his or her buttons in a huge way. He is obsessed with Sarah himself so that is why he is here! And in typical pea brain fashion, he brings up President Obama who had nothing to do with any of this. I feel so so sorry for the pitiful people who actually hate our President. He is a good person and no nit perfect but he doesn't deserve what he gets! And unlike Sarah he has so much class.
    If 5:18 is not in Sarahs family he needs some help! Actually maybe it's Sarah! Look how many times they responded to people. LOL that's just like granny sarah who never knows when to stfu! Those poor kids of hers are scarred for life now. All the money in the world isn't going to fix that. These Palinbots are actually hurting the family without realizing it. If they cared about Sarah as a person they would want her to get help for herself and her children. They are going to be so disapponted when she leaves her fans after taking all their money. Boo hoo 5:18

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  94. 10catsinMD7:50 PM

    Waiting for my copy of Game Change to arrive. Due to me next week. It should be interesting reading.

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  95. kdusmdd8:39 PM

    Just can't wait to see Palin as a permanent guest at the Gray Bar Hotel. Won't she look nice with her orange suit and her tiera on her head. Yep...really pretty picture.

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  96. Anonymous8:48 PM

    I do not watch Fox, but am wondering if Sarah was in her manic phase? With all the stress, I'm expecting manic followed by a huge crash.....

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  97. Anonymous9:21 PM

    The more I see and read, the more I think Sarah and Todd are two of a kind. Both seem to be adult, narcissistic children who 'live on their own planets' and do FIRST the things that will most please them, for fortune, fame, and personal and sexual enhancement. With Todd, it is the Iron Dog race (instead of a REAL sled dog race, which would require real effort), for which he takes weeks off from the demands of his daily life, gets paid lots of money, has lots of corporate backers, and after which he feels very manly/macho/sexual – like a winner/achiever. For Sarah, it is her ongoing obsession with personal appearances, money, financial backers, adoring fans, fame, and sexual enhancement and projection. To both of them, their own image is clearly first, and their partner is a distant second or third,; their children are merely an accessory, though perhaps more so with Sarah than with Todd, who may be more involved despite his long absences from the home. This house/family is on fire/burning, and needs attention NOW! These two parents need to DROP their self-absorbed distractions and get on with the real, daily, and often menial job of parenting. Both of them are setting a horrible example, not only to their own children and grandchildren, but to their fawning followers. I see nothing Christian in the entire scenario, au contraire.

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  98. Anonymous11:59 PM

    I think peoples kids should be off limits except when they break the law.

    In the Catholic religion kids get first communion at age 7 because that is old enough to know right from wrong.

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  99. I agree that Sarah's fans are causing her tons of damage, but she never stops them. It would be easy to issue a short statement via Twitter or Facebook telling her fans to knock it off, but she is silent. Silence gives consent.

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  100. Maybe Sarah believes money will solve her family's problems. She doesn't realize that wealthy dysfunctional families exist.

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  101. chancefavors5:22 AM

    Thank god for the blogs!

    Because the MSM sure isn't doing it's job. Once upon a time, she would have gotten away with her deceit. Yeah, she's making money. But image the type money she could have REALLY made had she not been exposed..

    May the people in Haiti recover..

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  102. chancefavors6:19 AM

    6:07..
    Interesting..

    I've always thought of Todd as the puppet master. It was he and his seccessionist buddies who put $arah in office. Innocent? Hell naw..
    He's too silent, shifty eyed, and shady lookin' to be anywhere NEAR complacent.(stickin' around for the money) As a matter of fact, they all have that look. (especially during the convention)

    1. Levi (I like, I feel for him. Boy, what HE COULD REALLY TELL US!)
    2. Track
    3. Bristol
    4. Willow
    5. Megan
    6. CINDY
    7. John AND his mama..
    These were just some of the visible players whose facial expressions and body language gave away so much...but not nearly as much as we know today...

    Just to briefly mention poor Piper..
    During the Matt Lauer interview, this child suddenly appeared on camera parading around in somebody's 9 inch heels?

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  103. Anonymous7:19 AM

    Piper is Sarahs darling.

    When she talked of missing her baby to the McCain staffers, I'm sure she meant Piper not Trig. She can barely stand to touch or look at Trig.

    Piper is mamas messenger, mamas darling. Nothing wrong with loving you child, why does everything this woman do seem to have some twist behind it, at least to me. It seems she needs Piper near her to calm her down.

    Perhaps her only real love in this world is Piper. For her tranquilizing effect.

    The gasping is back.

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  104. chancefavors7:21 AM

    A Word To The Wise....

    You're a tool that will be soon discarded. (Ask Katherine Harris) The others may be too far gone. So, while there's hope still, go home and tend to those left. Like any decent mother would..

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  105. chancefavors7:58 AM

    7:19 AM

    Yesssss....
    the youngest...the baby...your LAST, does tend to be "mamas darling." However, the weight that she puts on that childs shoulders is quite heavy.

    If $arah needs the type of tending to that you describe, let her hire a therapist.

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