Saturday, January 23, 2010

Great article from the reporter Dennis and I briefly met as we were given the bum's rush out of the Wasilla Sports Center.

This article was written by Sarah Maslin a reporter for the National, a paper from the United Arab Emirates of all places.

Dennis Zaki and I briefly spoke to Ms. Maslin right after we were shown the door by the Wasilla police department. I mentioned our exchange here.

And here is Ms. Maslin's take on our meeting from her perspective.

And outside, once again, a controversy brewed. “We are on the banned list!” a camera-toting man exclaimed incredulously into his mobile phone as he and a companion exited the place.

The man was Dennis Zaki, a local videographer whose blog, the Alaska Report, ran unfavourable articles about Palin. On arriving at the event, he was confronted by a guard who, he said, had his picture on file as a blacklisted member of the press. Apparently, not everyone in Wasilla loved – or was loved by – Palin.

Unlike Dennis I did not have a card to give her so my name did not get mentioned, which actually is the way I prefer it.

As cool as it is to get a brief mention in a paper from so far across the world, that is not the sole reason that I linked to the article. It also turns out that Sarah Maslin is a good writer who made some very interesting and unique observations.

Such as this one from her time inside the Sports Center.

As I scrambled to find a way into the sports centre, a cheery woman in a Santa hat popped by, offering me a homemade cookie. I told her my predicament: I was on assignment to cover the very woman who had jettisoned several reporters from her event.

Without a word, she slid her arm through mine and we walked arm in arm into the packed gym, where security guards tipped their hat to her: my mysterious benefactor was the Alaska state senator, Linda Menard, after whose father the sports centre was named. (Dennis and I saw this interaction right as we gathered up our camera equipment and walked of toward the car. I suggested that perhaps she could get us back in too. That is when Dennis told me who she was and we imagined the fracas such a bold move would have caused. Would have made a good blog post thought.)With a furtive “she’s with me” to the guards, she whisked me upstairs to the press pit, a couple of metres from the table where Sarah and her husband Todd were receiving visitors who had made their way through the long line and signing their books.

Palin, in a ruffly red suit jacket made of cloth roses, hugged and thanked every supporter, and patiently listened to their every adulation, before they moved on to Todd for a firm handshake. But that was all I saw.The press, cordoned off to a small area and not allowed to speak to the ex-governor, were quickly shooed away by Palin’s successor, Wasilla mayor Verne E Rupright, complaining about the astoundingly brief time we had been permitted to film and report. I’d been within a hair’s breadth of her, and my impression of Palin hadn’t changed: she had all the time in the world for her supporters, and none for any potential detractors.

See? Even those journalists who were allowed in were treated like second class citizens.

I especially enjoyed Ms. Maslin's description of visiting Sarah's favorite hair boutique.

From the moment Palin stepped centre-stage to announce her vice-presidential candidacy at the Republican National Convention, her gravity-defying up-do was the must-have hairdo, going on to become a top-selling wig.

The hair that launched a thousand snips was teased to its towering heights by Jessica J Steele in the piglet-pink confines of the Beehive Beauty Shop she owns. Inside the kitschy salon where Palin was a frequent customer, women with skunk-striped hair spritz and snip beneath black chandeliers that offset the fuchsia walls. The lavatories are plastered with posters of pin-ups with “don’t-mess-with-me” stares, and superwomen fighting crime.

An hour’s time and US$40 (Dh150) is required to assemble the Palin hairdo, plus, a generous dose of hairspray and follicles of steel. My strands were teased and combed against the grain into a snarl resembling tumbleweed by a young stylist named Roxanne Wintz, 20, who assured me the finished product would be presidentially sleek. Sure enough, the tangle of hair served as a sort of bulkhead for the smooth pieces she combed over it and fixed in place with hair grips (plus hairspray and more hairspray). The finished look was a polished peak atop my head. Topped off with a strategically timed wink, and I was fully Palin-ified.

I don't know why but I found the description of this visit to Jessica Steels' shop pretty damn funny. (To read the rest of this article just click the title.)

31 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:20 PM

    I liked the part about Linda Menard playing matchmaker and Chuck Heath, Jr. being a single guy.

    Those Menards sure are involved with the Palins at every turn.

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  2. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn1:33 PM

    Reminds me of the (original) movie Hairspray, where Ricki Lake as heroine Tracy pats her huge beehive 'do and exclaims, "It's not ratted, it's feathered!" I'm surprised they don't call it "teased" anymore. With this and her new Shirley Temple look, leave it to $arah to set hairdos back 40 or 50 years!

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  3. Anonymous1:37 PM

    How sweet of Track's nana to let this reporter in!

    Seriously, that was wrong -- but if the Menards really are this gracious, I understand why they wanted to keep their precious son away from Miss Sarah's clutches.

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  4. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn1:40 PM

    Sorry--me bad. The word teased just jumped out at me from the post! But still.

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  5. Anonymous1:41 PM

    Gee, if only she would have asked for Journalistic tips from the journalism major or said Uni's across the country, O'Sarah may have perked up.

    I'm sure if asked (or allowed one to ask) which was her favorite institution of higher learnin, she'd have said, "All of em."

    Apparently, Sarah Palin's guide to journalism is the 4 W's - but I doubt she'll ever be able to master the What or the Why. She's just to damn stupid, arrogant and lazy to grasp either.

    Lord, it is so embarrassing to have noted and qualified journalist and thinkers come to Wasilla and see the microcosmic representative of our populace.

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  6. Anonymous1:41 PM

    QUOTE from the article: But others felt that the increased traffic Palin brought to the town was worth its weight in gold. At Double J Mining, the small jewellery shop owned by Gail and Todd Edgerton, she was, in a sense, their best customer. Her father Chuck had been a longtime patron, buying baubles made from the Alaskan gold the couple unearthed themselves from the mine they’ve owned for decades, as birthday and Christmas presents for his family. In her many televised events, Sarah Palin sports their creations – US$395 (Dh1,450) earrings in the shape of the state of Alaska, studded with nubbly miniature gold nuggets. They’ve been top sellers ever since. “She’s an Alaskan through and through,” says Gail, explaining Palin’s choice of design.
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    $400 earrings but no wedding ring (and still wasn't wearing one on Oprah yesterday) makes you go hmmmmmmmmm!!!

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  7. Anonymous1:46 PM

    After reading this, I can sort of understand why the people of Wasilla are not inclined to expose the Palin's. Maybe some are afraid, but I'm inclined to think that the majority like having a celebrity around they can make money off of. The celebrity Palin's are a cash cow business for the people of Wasilla. They will milk her fame for as long as they can make a buck off her.

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  8. From the last paragraph of the article: "...Palin’s father Chuck offered a different take on the root of his daughter’s passion. “She hunted not for the killing,” he said, “but mainly to go with me. She was my little girl.”

    To be with him? His little girl? Cree. Pee.

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  9. Anonymous2:59 PM

    Wow, ratted, teased hair. So 1960's. Wasilla must be stuck in a time warp. Not only is that style of hair trashy but it's also very damaging to the hair itself. No wonder Palin looks like a hot mess when left to her own devices.

    Loved the way she wrote her experience up and wonder how much she'd laugh ---or scream in horror --- over Sarah's new Marie Osmond doll hair style she debuted on Oprah. The Beehive: Sarah's little shop of horrors.

    Also nice to know that Sarah had no respect for the press she and Toad did allow inside. Simply trashy and shows that Palin is not only terrified of the real press but scared to death of real bloggers! I guess you all aren't her kind of real Amurkins. Pfft. Good story Gryph.

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  10. Do we know who was responsible for Pay's do for the Opera show. Was it Wasilla's own Jessica Beehive or some imposter. I'm telling you that hairdo still makes me laugh. Fact is Pay's got a very round pumpkin face & with the mini bumpits as opposed to the big center of the head bumpit it makes her look a little comical.

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  11. Anonymous3:18 PM

    I had a somewhat similar treatment back in the late 60's for a hot date to a formal dance. My very straight fine hair was ratted and sprayed and ratted and sprayed and ratted and sprayed and finally pinned into what I think was called a French Twist.

    It literally took me days to get my hair untangled. It was tied up into hundreds of knots within hundreds of knots and was lacquered solid. Even shampoing would not get the spray out.

    There is no way in the world I would ever do that to myself again.

    Incidently I noticed in a photo of Sarah a couple of weeks ago that she is becoming Obamafied. The scalp showing at her hair line is brown. Another five or so years and she will have to change parties.

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  12. Anonymous3:45 PM

    "The hair that launched a thousand snips was teased to its towering heights by Jessica J Steele in the piglet-pink confines of the Beehive Beauty Shop she owns. Inside the kitschy salon where Palin was a frequent customer, women with skunk-striped hair spritz and snip beneath black chandeliers that offset the fuchsia walls. "

    LOL LOL LOL

    "PIGLET PINK"
    "SKUNK STRIPED HAIR SPRITZ"

    The whole description is better!

    JESSICA BEEHIVE could have been on staff in Wash. D.C.??? WOW.

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  13. I'm with you Gryphen, the description of the beauty shop visit is priceless...."piglet pink"!

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  14. the problem child4:25 PM

    So is this disappointing news for the bumpit believers? She really does just have a "rat" under there.

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  15. LOL. I imagine if Ms. Maslin ever finds herself in Wasilla again, she may find herself on the banned list too. No matter. I'll bet she won't bother, since it's clear it's money wasted as Palin is kept so insulated from the press there's no point traveling all that way only to observe from afar.

    If this reporter is this astute in her assessment, one has to wonder how braindead the mainstream media is. Or is there something else going on?

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  16. I still think you and Mat missed the opportunity. You should have only interviewed the people coming in and out not the CW. High were videographers and we want to capture all the wonderful people here today to see SP could you tell us your name and what brings you here today? End of my rant.

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  17. Dennis not Mat ---Names just stick sometimes.

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  18. Anonymous5:18 PM

    This is OT, but it still relates to the big picture. There is an interesting article in the today's Wall Street Journal on the op ed page, "How the Enquirer Exposed the John Edwards Affair," written by David Perel, the editor in chief of the National Enquirer from 2006 to January 2009. He directed the John Edwards coverage.

    What is important is while Edwards was campaigning on "restoring a moral core to fill the void of America's diminishing greatness," at the same time he lied, used his associates to lie for him and abused the public trust. Even when there were stories and hints of Edward's infidelity, the main stream press would not run the story, afraid of losing their seats on the campaign bus.

    We can see why the mainstream press is reluctant to do any investigative journalism regarding Palin's repeated lies. The MSM didn't do their homework where she was running for office, and now that she is just a tabloid star, there doesn't seem to be any interest in revealing her lies.

    Perel, the former NE editor, was amazed that Edwards kept up the lies and depeptions for two years. It was only when Edwards thought that NE had a DNA test that he finally came clean.

    That brings us to Sarah Palin. Where are the National Enquirer reporters-- are there any in Alaska? What are they waiting for? Does anyone in Alaska have some good tips for them?

    Sarah's fans think that she represents the real American, while she couldn't be a bigger fake. Edwards was on the campaign trail early, claiming that American needed to hear the truth from its leaders, another fake.

    NE had been following Edwards and Hunter from 2007 when they first broke the news of their affair. The descriptions of them is also in "Game Change." When Hunter was pregnant, she was hidden in a North Carolina gated community by Edwards friend and aide, Andrew Young. Edwards tried to get Young and Hunter to pretend that baby Quinn was theirs, not his. The only public comments involve how two year old Quinn will feel when she reads that her father wouldn't admit to his paternity.

    What is going to happen when Tripp reads about how is Grandmother Sarah tried to keep his father out of his life, not to mention all of the terrible things that Sarah said directly (or indirectly) about Levi.

    Sorry to go on so long. What we need are some good Alaska tipsters with some credible tips to bring out the National Enquirer. No one believed the story about Edwards until NE revealed it, with photos and video. Then, the MSM wanted to see the pictures, then they were interested. Come on Alaska, some one must know something that NE will want to hear.

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  19. Anonymous5:54 PM

    Gryphen, do you know anyone in the area who has ever seen Bristol go to "work" or "attend classes" as she and her mom claim? Is the house (or the road leading up to the house) something that could be watched, to verify whether she leaves in the morning (after bathing the baby) and comes back in the evening (to bathe the baby again)?

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  20. The photo of the owner of the gun shop with the pink rifle gives me chills. There's at least one pink gun here in Haines. No matter what we think of her, no matter what she does, Sarah P. has far reaching influence. I wish my folks were alive to tell me reassuring things like: it's ok, the 50's were really freaky too.

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  21. Why are you folks concerned with Palin's appearance?

    "she's gained weight! No, she lost weight. She's wrinkled! No, she's using botox."

    I thought we were past all that superficial stuff.

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  22. Anonymous6:23 PM

    Anon 5:54, I don't know about work, but Bristol is probably taking a couple of easy, 100-level online classes. If these people are still in the limelight in the next 5 to 7 years, it will be interesting to see whether Bristol obtains a degree.

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  23. Bristol will never ever get a degree of any consequence. Any person of moderate intelligence can listen to her and tell that she is possibly a 110 IQ type of child that will be able to learn job skills but never formulate ideas on her own.

    She would do great working at the Dr.'s office organizing and filing and answering the phone. Above that, well, not so much. Perhaps the Real Estate career she first spoke of would work out. She could be cute and sell homes. That doesn't take more smarts than she has. Sales and office assistant. That is her future. If the BSMP, LLC is truly a public relations firm, I hope she hires someone else to be the mouthpiece because public speaking is certainly not her forte.

    Screwin' around and partyin' and bein' a slut and havin' a baby or two and then becomin' a virgin again....well, if there is money to be made from that then she is at the top of the list when it comes to havin' those qualifications. Not sure what the job description would be though...hmm, hypocritical thankless bitch still attached to her mom's teat, yep that would work for sure.

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  24. I think Palin doesn't wear her wedding ring to keep her "Joe Six Pack" followers off balance like a "tease"---makes them feel like she might be available someday. She clicks those heels, winks, wears tight skirts and acts like she is ready for sex with Joe Six Pack so she can succeed.

    Gryphen--I guess since you and Dennis "didn't sit down and shut up" you just couln't win Queen Winky's favor.

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  25. Anonymous8:43 PM

    Sorry OT: do the dates of Willow's break-in party coincide with when Palin rushed back from Hawaii?

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  26. Regarding Palin hair on Oprah... it's a clip on, like this one with more curl added: http://tinyurl.com/y8hv8ef

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  27. Anonymous5:52 AM

    Sarah really should be taken to the shed about not wearing a ring, after all, she used such social cultural wars tactics to win 600+ outraged votes to unseat the mayor who had an unpronounceable Jewish sounding name (Stein) who's wife kept her maiden name.

    The wretched conniving teabagger was demanding to see a marriage license lest we have a longtime Elite couple living in sin in mainstreet Alaska.

    Hypocrit.

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  28. crystalwolf aka caligrl8:36 AM

    JohnDoe, hey there...why do you come here, if you don't like what we are talking about??? And I didn't see you at the ocean of urine telling them to not talk about $arah's ugly hair? Several of them mentioned it?
    I don't know why you trolls come here unless its to find out, about Bristol's caddy escalade and all the other info our bloggers have, now that RAM is MIA you don't have anything there at the sea....just sayin'

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  29. Anonymous9:16 AM

    IvyFree at 2:10 -- The family lore about young Miss Sarah out hunting with her father at 3am has always bothered me. Because of the phrase in the 'Whose Your Daddy ?" essay about 'holding the warm ungulate parts'. That is not a phrase Sarah would write, the term ungulate would not be part of her vocabulary.
    It would be in Chuck's vocabulary though, as he was a biology teacher.

    There is also a very controlling message coded into taking out something's eyes and handing them to an observer to hold. By that time there should have been plenty of flayed moose skin to set them on.

    I am unfortunately rather familiar with pedophilic code-talk and the 'warm ungulate parts' ranks right up there with Chuck's Wardrobegate comment that 'children are always losing their underwear.'

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  30. Anonymous11:32 AM

    Amazing why should John doe care what we write about?

    Sarah is losing her hair. There. Happy?

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  31. crystalwolf aka caligrl7:43 PM

    anon@9:16
    Yes...very creepy....you hit it on the nail I think...!

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