Well I am just in shock. I simply cannot believe that the felonious relationship between Alaska Senator Lesil "good time" McGuire and Tom "I can be bought for only $24,000" Anderson is coming to an end. Yet apparently that is the case since they filed for divorce last Thursday.First the rumors of "Brangelina" breaking up and now this.
I am just heartbroken.
I thought these two kids really had a shot at going all of the way. (Well yes I know they "went all of the way" at least once. That is probably why they secretly got married in the summer of 2005, before their baby was born on March 2006.)
We knew it was going to be a special relationship from the very first police report out of Juneau during one of their adorable little lovers quarrel/fistfights, way back in March of 2004.
State Representatives Lesil McGuire and Tom Anderson have issued a joint statement in response to reports of a 9-1-1 call. Juneau police are saying little about the incident, only that they got a domestic disturbance call and that they are still investigating. In their statement, McGuire and Anderson say it's unfortunate that a personal disagreement between them is being reported publicly. They say they are best friends and colleagues and that any misunderstanding between them has been resolved.McGuire and Anderson, both Republicans from Anchorage, serve together on the House Judiciary Committee.
And they had SO MUCH in common. Tom Anderson was a corrupt Republican legislator who was sentenced to five years for bribery. And, according to Ray Metcalfe, Lesil may have indulged in some unsavory practices of her own. So you see they just share so many interests, like Alaska, politics, unprotected sex, bribery, how could their love not last?
We know they had passion based on their early relationship (911 calls), and Lesil for one still seems to be quite a hot blooded little spitfire. In fact once during 2008 Lesil became so frustrated (intoxicated) that her flight was delayed that she stormed (was dragged) off of the plane (by authorities).
And there is no doubt she adored her larcenous little ex-legislator. She was even willing to threaten the wife of a potential witness against him. Now THAT kids is true love!
Yet I guess it must be very difficult for a fiery politician like Lesil to wait patiently while her man is busy keeping his ass facing the wall down in Oregon. And there is just no telling what new and complicated relationships he may be forming down there!
So I guess, as much as it pains us, we must accept that Lesil is a relatively young, (semi)attractive woman with needs of her own.
Hey Lesil, do you know what might take your mind off of this stressful episode? A visit to Fairbanks very own Pikes Riverfront Lodge! I see the commercials on television all of the time and it looks like a very relaxing place to stay.
In fact you might even know the proprietor, Jay Ramras. He is a House Representative from Fairbanks.
Oh wait you guys DO know each other! Well there you go then.
I am sure that Jay would gladly put you up in one of his room at no charge. He might even let you touch his cookies. I am sorry, I meant HAVE one of his cookies.
You could stay in one of Jay's spacious Double Queen rooms. And Jay could come up and talk politics with you before tucking you in for the night. I understand that Mr. Ramras is a VERY attentive host.
Well anyhow I hope things work ouy for our fiery Senator from District N. I know I will be keeping a watchful eye.
Has Wesil been going to get her hair done at the Beehive in Wasilla? I hear she sometimes meets up with Vajayjay there for a dip in the proverbial honeypot...
ReplyDeleteWasilla is always a-buzz with sexcapades involving beehive-haired women. Just ask Brad Hansen.
Is she Jewish, I remember him going on a TV show stateside years ago looking for a Jewish girl to marry who knew how to cook, can't remember the girls name (she was a chef) or the name of the show. Guess that didn't work out!!
ReplyDeleteOh lol! You are mean!
ReplyDeleteIT has been going on for quite a few months now....we heard about IT ages ago and we don't even live in Alaska!
Sounds more like Tiger Woods drama than Brangelina drama. What with the 911 calls.
ReplyDeleteGryphen, you are shameless! And I love it. : )
ReplyDeleteHoly crap has Pike's Landing gone upscale since I was there in the 1980s.
ReplyDeleteI spent many a summer ('77 to '88) eating their tacos on Tuesdays and hot dogs on Thursdays. It used to be a cheap meal and beer, but now it looks like I wouldn't be able to afford a glass of water there.
Alaska politicians...better than the soaps!
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Funny! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteGryphen, love ya, but I've got to side with Lesil on this. Really, if you were married to Tom Anderson, wouldn't you do the same thing?
ReplyDeletePersonally, I used to think Lesil and Jay were semi-nuts. But after experiencing Palinworld, those two are now to me paragons of sanity and decency. Just sayin'.
The Tea Party Convention is unraveling, says NYTimes
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/26/us/politics/26teaparty.html
This is the same little one that voted for Wayne Anthony Ross for Attorney General under Palin! She WILL NOT get my vote when election time comes around for her again.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, Anon at 10:01 - if you in your wildest dreams think Lesil is a "paragon of sanity and decency" you are delusional.
ReplyDeleteThere is no way, no how, no days that I would ever even think of voting for Mr. Ramras, even at this late date if he tried to distance himself from Senator McGuire.
He has made his bed (apparently with her in it). He lacks the values of what I want in a Lt. Gov - and shame on the folks of Lesil's district for sending such a ridiculous, chronic drama queen to represent them.
If she didn't have her rich daddy (Dr. Dad) and uber rich mommy (former Gov Sheffield's new wife) constantly bailing her out of the idiotic messes she gets herself into, she would have had to grow up a long time ago.
But she can always count on dear ole dad to make her "clean up calls" - be it with local authorities or legislators.
Pathetic. And doubly pathetic that Jay would be in a relationship with her.
Sorry, Jay. Nice Jewish boys (and nice Christian boys) don't date married women. How dare you have the audacity to ask for Alaskan's votes?
She seems like a trainwreck, he seems like a hipster doofus, but they both honestly put in a good day's work in the end for the 90 days in Juneau and throughout the year for the good of their districts and the State's diverse needs.
ReplyDeleteYou can have drama, you can be less than ideal citizens in your own bedroom (or Capitol bathroom) but at least they don't preach family values and pretend to be something they aren't. They are competent and they aren't plowing through doors on God's orders - that's at least two things they have over our Great Pretender.
This is what it's come to in Alaska? An acknowledged train wreck and a "doofus?" I guess 5:59 has a different standard for "competent" than most Alaskans - cause train wreck isn't competent.
ReplyDeleteRemember Sarah and Leisel sitting by at the Republican Party picnic after they egged on their supporters (incl Leisel's soon to be ex Tom in the band) to cause a ruckus. Leisel is so much like Sarah - out of control physical drama wherever she shows up - be it a downtown bar, intoxicated on a plane, in a drunken brawl with her "best friend Tom" at a bowling alley, making threatening phone calls, and on and on it goes.
In a word - ridiculous. I hope Republicans this state over turn Mr. Ramras around and point him straight to the Exit for thinking he can hook up with someone as ethically challenged as Leisel and we're all just supposed to swallow the bitter pill because he's the one with some business sense in the race for Lt Gov.
Some of the voting public may have been fools four years ago; but we've learned our lesson.
With these types as our "leaders," no wonder Alaska is in the mess it's in.
Wasn't Vajayjay the middle-aged legislator who was dating an 18-year-old just a couple of years ago? Has he gone from dating high schoolers to dating married women?
ReplyDeleteLow hanging fruit. Indeed!
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ReplyDeleteHey, I'm not saying I would vote for either. I certainly would not.
But in comparison to you-know-who, they're not so bad. Remember, both these legislators, for all their personal flaws and, ahem, colorful behavior, stood up to the Crazy Woman during Troopergate and during other incidents.
When I say "paragon," that's just a little dramatic exaggeration, of course. But I'm talking relative terms. Lesil and Jay may lack self-discipline, but they are not (as far as I can tell) malicious people, unlike you-know-who. And they are not hypocrites, unlike you-know-who.
Unlike most of you gutless turds who don't have the sack to post under their real names, I will set the record straight.
ReplyDeleteLesil (not Leslie or Leisel or some other ignorant permutation) is not romantically involved with Jay Ramras. If you're going to be gossip mongers, at least be good ones. That was so 2 years ago when the rumor surfaced.
As for how I know, I worked for both Tom and Lesil and am proud to say they were both at my wedding.
Go back to gossiping about Britney's new nail polish or whether or not Brad is starting to go bald or something equally consequential. In short, you really shouldn't embarrass yourselves commenting on subjects of which you have no knowledge or understanding.
I went to school with Lesil fr. 7th gr. thr. Dimond High. She is not that smart, very selfish, immoral and above all A LIAR. She lied and lied and lied whenever and however it suited her...poor little rich girl whose dad was a wife cheater and liar...she only learned from her elders! Get her OUT of office
ReplyDeleteDr.Dad is a little suspect in the alcohol area. As a former patient I quit him when he couldn't stand strait, sucked on a mint, and assistant had to refocus him continuously. While I have no proof...I did not want him working on my knees.
ReplyDeleteApples don't fall too far from the tree.
When is Tom's little secret daughter going to be claimed here? She should be about 2 now as he knocked up a drunk Michelle almost immediately after bring released from prison! Tom should bag his shit up instead of just "hoping the mom just goes away." His first daughter, and tsk tsk he hasn't told his son with Lesil he's even got a sister!
ReplyDeleteHer name is not Michelle and she left town because he threatened her and her daughter. She was not drunk. You must be a friend of his because that's the lie he has been telling about her to justify breaking up with her 3 days after he found out she was pregnant.
DeleteThe truth is: he hotly pursued her from the very beginning. She is a Christian and said she just wanted to be friends because she didn't believe he was also a Christian. He went to great extremes to convince her that he was indeed a good Christian man. He said he was "always praying for her," that she should "never, ever forget the Lord's will" (in the context of their relationship being 'the Lord's will.') His texts are very emotional and convincing. He told her he was "courting her" from the beginning of their relationship because he said he "wanted a Christian wife." He professed to be a repentant Christian and played on her kind heart. He wrote her sappy, sweet love notes and texts day and night. They dated for a summer and they were inseparable for most of the time, even though he was still on house arrest. They were so inseparable, that his mother told him "she can come stay here for a weekend, if she wants." Tom said his mom was afraid that he would move out to move in with his girlfriend. They saw each other almost every day and when they weren't together, he called her a dozen times a day. Many of us were with her when he was calling her incessantly. He sent her a text of a little boy at a baseball game while he was on a business trip to L.A. and he jokingly wrote "Look, honey, he could be ours." He later brushed that off as a joke but he was talking about marriage and kids with her from the get-go. She was hesitant because it was happening too fast but he acted like a lovesick puppy. He said "if things keep going the way they were going, he was going to get wedding rings at Costco." As if any woman aspires to get her engagement ring from Costco. He was insanely possessive and jealous of her male friends. He said to her, "When people see me with a woman like you, they think, 'I can't be that bad.'" This always bothered her because she wondered if he was using her to clean up his image. Indeed, she was too intelligent and beautiful to be with him but she believed he was humble. We soon found out he was none of what he pretended to be when he was with her.
When Tom found out she was pregnant, he was loving and supportive as usual. But, then 3 days later, he became a different man. He was a raging lunatic. He said, "When my clients find out, they will think I'm a fool" and he ended the relationship and then promptly began re-writing history. He began telling everyone that he and his ex-girlfriend never "had a relationship, that she was never his girlfriend, that she was drunk," anything he could to demonize her and justify breaking off the relationship while she was pregnant and because she was pregnant. But, that is not the truth. If you're regurgitating his lies, then you don't really know this man well. Tom said that he and his father "would come after her," that he "would humiliate her," that he "wished she would have a miscarriage." She was terrified of him during her pregnancy because he screamed at her when he did talk to her; he threatened her, verbally abused her; called her and her family names; mocked her; put her down; said she would never get into Harvard Law School. (Remember, Tom went to a tier 1 law school.) She is a good woman, a good friend and a loving mother. She would never have been with him if she didn't love him -- or love the man he pretended to be -- and if she didn't trust him. And she did. She trusted him when he said he was "falling in love with her" and that he was "courting" her. None of us could believe his complete 180 degree change. Tom was so verbally abusive and cruel to her, she considered getting a restraining order but he was still on probation and she didn't want to cause problems for him. But, Tom didn't care that he was causing her so much stress and more importantly, causing the baby stress. She just wanted him to leave her alone and to keep her baby safe. She consulted several attorney. She kept a low profile to protect her child. Then, a few days before she gave birth, she got sick with the flu, and while she was at the doctor with a friend, Tom began sending her threatening emails. He didn't ask her if she was about to deliver her baby or how she was feeling. He was consumed with himself. He accused her of editing his Wikipedia page. She didn't do it and he didn't believe her so he continued threatening her. She blocked him from contact at that point.
DeleteSomeday, if he makes good on his threats and if he comes after her and her family, she will publish all of his loving and romantic text messages, emails and voicemails and juxtapose them with his abusive and violent texts and emails that came like a flood 3 days later. In one of those texts, he even admitted to "misrepresenting feelings for her." In other words, he lied. But, that wasn't his only lie. He lied to her about having 2 ex-wives. He actually has 3 ex-wives. He didn't tell her about Yvonne. He lied to her about his case, making himself a "victim" of the government, a victim of his ex-wives, his ex-girlfriends -- a perpetual victim. She always believed he was guilty but she believed he was repentant because he played that part very well. Then, he began re-writing history with her to convince her that he was innocent, just as he re-wrote history about her when he abandoned her. Tom lied to her about everything, including Lesil. He read Lesil's emails and texts to her over the phone and demonized Lesil and Janet, the mother of his 2 middle sons. It always bothered her that he never went to see his sons when he got out of prison. Now, he is doing the same with her daughter. But, it's the best thing for her.
Tom refused to be at their daughter's birth. He wouldn't pay any of her pregnancy expenses or be a support to her in any way. He was embarrassed. But, he had the audacity to accuse her of being embarrassed. She wasn't embarrassed. She was very happy about her pregnancy, but definitely shocked and hurt about her ex-boyfriend becoming a monster in a matter of 3 days. She called him to tell him that her baby was born. Tom has never seen their daughter and he doesn't want to. He didn't want his name on the birth certificate. And she is happy that he left them alone.
DeleteSo, if you're going to tell the story, tell the truth.
So, if you're going to tell the story, then tell the truth. She was not drunk. They were in a relationship - one that went on for a summer and one that Tom now denies because he's ashamed of how it makes him look to have 5 children with 4 mothers and 3 failed marriages. The only common denominator here is Tom. He is a womanizer, a manipulator, a man with no conscience about who he has hurt and what he has done. All he cares about is how he looks. In fact, he is obsessed with his image and re-writing history to make himself look good. But, a man with his history should have zero credibility with his false and vindictive slander of his ex-girlfriend. His entire life has been one that exhibits dishonesty and selfishness. He lied to his constituents. He took bribes while he was in public office. He lied to Lesil for months while he was taking bribes, and while she was pregnant. And to this day, he denies any wrong-doing and blames the prosecutor, just as he is now blaming and demonizing his ex-girlfriend. If he were innocent, then why didn't he tell Lesil about his secret "business" the whole time? He lied to her because he knew it was illegal. He lied to Lesil for months about his ex-girlfriend, too. While Tom and Lesil were fighting over custody of their child, Tom knew his girlfriend-then-ex-girlfriend was pregnant and he hid that information from Lesil and the judge. One would argue that constitutes fraud. Tom is still lying about his ex-girlfriend, as evidenced by your post. You should hear the truth from his ex-girlfriend before publishing his lies about her in a public forum. Look at his record. He hasn't changed. He is only angrier and more cruel.
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