Sarah Palin on Harry Reid: "He is driving a bus that is headed for a trainwreck." WTF?

Clearly I need to watch more C-Span because I was under the, apparently mistaken, impression that Harry Reid was a Senator. However according to newly minted "political contributor" Sarah Palin, Harry Reid is a "bus driver" who is so incompetent that he does not notice a train wreck on the road he is "putting us on".

What kind of a crappy bus driver cannot see a freaking train wreck? You know perhaps Mr. Reid should get into a new line of work where his obvious lack of bus driving skills will not be of concern. I don't know, maybe he could be a Senator or something.

After all Ms. Palin has demonstrated how easy it is to ricochet from one job to another without any real talent or ability.

First she was a failed beauty contestant. (No Miss Wasilla and Miss Big Lake DON'T count. Half of the contestants for THOSE pageants just came from having blue ribbons pinned to their horns at the 4-H livestock exhibit. Not you Katrina.)

Then she was a crappy mayor. ("There now we have a new sports arena that nobody needed. Now y'all pay for it while I try to run for something else. No don't thank me.")

Then of course she was the worst Governor is Alaska history. ("What? I have to be ethical AND do my job? I quit!")

And at the same time she was failing as governor she decided to screw up McCain's presidential election. (Oh this is JUST like competing in a Miss Wasilla pageant only there are bigger crowds and less racism! I love it! C'mon Trek, Brillo, Chlamydia, Muk-tuk, and the little retarded kid, get up on stage so America can see how Alaskans raise their dysfunctional families!)

Afterward Palin had a book written for her while recovering from plastic surgery, which her new benefactors at News Corp bought in bulk to put her on the bestseller list, which allowed her to go on a fake book tour and pretend to be relevant, which was a huge scam that required a complete lack of critical thinking skills to buy into, and which we now sadly realize is a category that a large number of voters in America fall into.

And apparently NOW she is a "political analyst" at a fake cable news network, sitting across from guys who are only talking to her to fuel their masturbatory fantasies for later on that night. ("Talk slower Sarah, and try to make even LESS sense. I like my blow up dolls full of air, not intelligence.")

And THAT my friends is an American success story.

Okay now I don't feel so good, I think I will go lie down.